Cherinda Ella. The Tibb Christmas Panto.

[Holly Christmas]

https://i.imgur.com/f27Valz.jpg

So I'm feeling inspired to start writing again and what better way than to attempt a Tibb Christmas Panto to cheer us all up in December.

I think the best way to do it is for you lot to post in here if you'd like a part in the Panto rather than me choose the cast. I promise that everyone who wants a part will get one even if I don't like you. :laugh: And I won't typecast according to my perceptions. Insert halo ��.

I haven't decided which panto to do yet so will keep you all posted.

Don't be shy.....

:love: Kate xx

Cast

Cherinda Ella : Cherie
Baron Hardon : LT
Lady Lana Banana Hammock : Ammi
Foxy : Parmnion
Roxy : Nicky91
Prince Dash : StrictlyJake
Prince Dapper : Mitchell
Auntie Sharon : Amy Jade
Kitty Minaj : Scott
Zips : Toy Soldier
Talking Pumpkin : Kate
Rat 1 ... Kazanne
Rat 2 ... Barry

[Christmas Dynasnow]

So I'm feeling inspired

Oh no you're not

[Cal.]

This is just the type of thing which will get Smithy re inspired, sign him up x

[Parmy]

100 percent me.

[Parmy]

I remember this.. this was a really good thread.

I cant wait.. x

[Holly Christmas]

Oh no you're not

Can I sign you up please LT.

[Holly Christmas]

This is just the type of thing which will get Smithy re inspired, sign him up x

Can I sign you up gorgeous. Xx

[Parmy]

Can I sign you up gorgeous. Xx

I wouldn't even ask if I was you...

Theres no way you would or could offend anyone kate, imo of course.

[Parmy]

You should do a tibb goes out trick or treating one to warm you up, Kate.

[Cherry Christmas]

Can I put Slim forward as the villain...boo hiss :pipe:

[Parmy]

Are you up for panto suggestions.

[Holly Christmas]

Are you up for panto suggestions.

Yes. And I also want to see people interested in this effort. Xx

[Holly Christmas]

Can I put Slim forward as the villain...boo hiss :pipe:

No :laugh:

[Cherry Christmas]

No :laugh:

Oh :oh:

[Holly Christmas]

This is just the type of thing which will get Smithy re inspired, sign him up x

I cast Smithy as baby Jesus once in the Tibb nativity. He said Gaga a lot. Xx

[Parmy]

I cast Smithy as baby Jesus once in the Tibb nativity. He said Gaga a lot. Xx

I like that idea, cause I want to pick smithy up in my arms tonight and cuddle him..

[Time to Sleigh]

Of course Kate x

[Holly Christmas]

Of course Kate x

Knew I could rely on you sweetheart.

[Holly Christmas]

so that's me Parmnion and Jake in the panto so far.

[Time to Sleigh]

so that's me Parmnion and Jake in the panto so far.

What a cast!!! We could do hansel and gretel Kate and Parm can be the witch

[Christmas Dynasnow]

What does it mean to be involved?

[Holly Christmas]

What does it mean to be involved?

basically just say you want a part and I will include you in the cast. You don't need to do anything. Xx

[Holly Christmas]

What a cast!!! We could do hansel and gretel Kate and Parm can be the witch

lol

[Mitchell]

Got some nominations for King Rat xx

[Holly Christmas]

Got some nominations for King Rat xx

would you like a part lovely xx

[Mitchell]

would you like a part lovely xx

Maybe x

[Holly Christmas]

Maybe x

Aah gwan.

[The Grinch]

What’s the panto?

[Mitchell]

Aah gwan.

Ok but I want to be 2 metres away from Morgan x

[Cherry Christmas]

Ok I’m in

[Holly Christmas]

Ok but I want to be 2 metres away from Morgan x

Ok yes we will be practising social distancing. :pipe:

[Mitchell]

I’d like to recommend you do Dick Whittington, most of the forum loves Dick x

[Mitchell]

Ok yes we will be practising social distancing. :pipe:

I’ll form a social bubble with Cherie and her whale hoover x

[Holly Christmas]

Ok I’m in

thank you beeyootiful Cherie bonbon.

[Holly Christmas]

I’d like to recommend you do Dick Whittington, most of the forum loves Dick x

:joker:

[Cherry Christmas]

I’ll form a social bubble with Cherie and her whale hoover x

:love:

[Holly Christmas]

:amazed: cherie could be Dicks cat.

[Mitchell]

:amazed: cherie could be Dicks cat.

Dick’s pussy?!?! :o

[Holly Christmas]

Dick’s pussy?!?! :o

I'll do the jokes. Mwah. Xx

[Amy Jade]

I'll be a princess or some sorts of an evil bitch serial killer

[user104658]

I'll be Sexy Buttons.

https://quayslife.com/storage/2018/12/Cinderella-Ben-Nickless-as-Buttons-Phil-Tragen-Photography.jpg

[Holly Christmas]

Thanks guys

[Ammi]

...that would be lovely thank you, Kate...Could I have number 13 please...

[Holly Christmas]

...that would be lovely thank you, Kate...Could I have number 13 please...

Have you misread it Ammi?? There are no numbers?xx

[Ammi]

Have you misread it Ammi?? There are no numbers?xx

..it was a little joke that WASN’T FUNNY AT ALL...(...which is why I’m not writing the pantomime because goddamn, she can stay behind you../...she ain’t no dame...)...yeas please, Kate..:love:..I accept the challenge etc...

[Cherry Christmas]

The cat! i like it, LT as Dick surely

[Holly Christmas]

..it was a little joke that WASN’T FUNNY AT ALL...(...which is why I’m not writing the pantomime because goddamn, she can stay behind you../...she ain’t no dame...)...yeas please, Kate..:love:..I accept the challenge etc...

:joker: thank you Ammi.

[Holly Christmas]

I am leaning towards doing Cinderella.

Also our Nicky has enlisted. Xx

[Christmas Dynasnow]

i demand to be Widow Twanky

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/WBL0KkvpAYyi4o_xGtzA2rYtl4G6SsZagHopDeNGivhHZU4AZB GmKRZ6hD--vbitym97dAXyC-F74uB87UExZCojz558nAUaPWYFnRNdmpPv3UFymfhApHXOfTE_ rJP6z2AoNy0JsDhpn05q9yGzvqZwWw87xbrqyqPqEX8yPKb1jJ cp64yjGv69i-JJV1WAWy-nBG0P

[Holly Christmas]

i demand to be Widow Twanky

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/WBL0KkvpAYyi4o_xGtzA2rYtl4G6SsZagHopDeNGivhHZU4AZB GmKRZ6hD--vbitym97dAXyC-F74uB87UExZCojz558nAUaPWYFnRNdmpPv3UFymfhApHXOfTE_ rJP6z2AoNy0JsDhpn05q9yGzvqZwWw87xbrqyqPqEX8yPKb1jJ cp64yjGv69i-JJV1WAWy-nBG0P

Not doing Aladdin luvvie. Can I interest you in Cinderella?

[Holly Christmas]

Attempts to think of a way to involve Widow Twanky in cinderella.

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Not doing Aladdin luvvie. Can I interest you in Cinderella?

OK I will be her father Baron Hardon


https://i2-prod.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/incoming/article7569851.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200b/JS43392571.jpg

[Holly Christmas]

OK I will be her father Baron Hardon


https://i2-prod.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/incoming/article7569851.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200b/JS43392571.jpg

:amazed: right oh then.

The title for the panto is to be revealed now.....

Ladies and Gentlemen please be upstanding for .....

Cherinda Ella. Starring Cherie as Cinderella and LT as Baron Hardon. Other parts yet to be confirmed.

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Cherinda Ella

Is she a bollywood star?

[Holly Christmas]

Cherinda Ella

Is she a bollywood star?

no. Xx

[Holly Christmas]

Amy Jade as the Fairy Godmother Auntie Sharon

[Holly Christmas]

Strictly Jake as Prince Dash

[Nicky91]

my reason for wanting to be part of this, i'm so here for TiBB Christmas to lift our spirits through these times :flutter:

[Cherry Christmas]

:amazed: right oh then.

The title for the panto is to be revealed now.....

Ladies and Gentlemen please be upstanding for .....

Cherinda Ella. Starring Cherie as Cinderella and LT as Baron Hardon. Other parts yet to be confirmed.

well thats about right LT is old enough to be my Dad :amazed:

Am I the only one who never saw the innuendo in Baron Hardon before :skull:

maybe LT could be Baron Hardup :hee:

[Mitchell]

Morgan wants to be a rat x

[Holly Christmas]

Toy Soldier as Zips (not buttons)

[Holly Christmas]

Morgan wants to be a rat x

:tongue: Morgan will have you for lunch young man

[Holly Christmas]

Mitchell as Prince Dapper

[Holly Christmas]

Ammi as the Stepmother Lady Ammi Banana Hammock

[Christmas Dynasnow]

well thats about right LT is old enough to be my Dad :amazed:

Am I the only one who never saw the innuendo in Baron Hardon before :skull:

maybe LT could be Baron Hardup :hee:

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/RemoteDistantCougar-size_restricted.gif

[Time to Sleigh]

Strictly Jake as Prince Dash

Whos prince dash?

[Holly Christmas]

Parmnion and Nicky as the aesthetically challenged sisters. Foxy and Roxy.

[Holly Christmas]

Whos prince dash?

Prince Charming. We are having twin Princes. Dash is good and Dapper is naughty. Sounds about right for Mitchell haha. Xx

[Holly Christmas]

I am auditioning for the roles of two rats and a talking pumpkin.

[Christmas Dynasnow]

two rats and a talking pumpkin.


Not Stacey's last 3 blind dates being exposed :omgno:

[Holly Christmas]

For a full list of the cast please see the OP.

[Holly Christmas]

only need 2 rats now.

[Nicky91]

Parmnion and Nicky as the aesthetically challenged sisters. Foxy and Roxy.

I-

based upon what i'm cast as that :suspect:

[Nicky91]

but your choices, and i gotta respect those i guess

[Holly Christmas]

but your choices, and i gotta respect those i guess

Thank you Nicky for being so gracious. You'll have to wait and see what happens to you in the panto!!

[Amy Jade]

Morgan wants to be a rat x

not much of acting stretch there!

[Nicky91]

Thank you Nicky for being so gracious. You'll have to wait and see what happens to you in the panto!!

:douf:

you're welcome, and yes indeed looking forward to that

[Nicky91]

Morgan wants to be a rat x

poor Morgan :(

[Christmas Dynasnow]

poor morgan :(

yes, people should be mice to him

[Holly Christmas]

2 rats please. Talking ones.

[Cherry Christmas]

2 rats please. Talking ones.

:joker:

can we make suggestions :omgno:

[Holly Christmas]

:joker:

can we make suggestions :omgno:

:joker: if you wish. Lol.

I may need to approach people

[Holly Christmas]

what do you all think of the cast then??

[Ammi]

.... Lana! Lana, lana bo bana banana fanna fo fana, Fee fy mo mana, lana....


m2qEhGeLb6A

[Holly Christmas]

.... Lana! Lana, lana bo bana banana fanna fo fana, Fee fy mo mana, lana....


m2qEhGeLb6A

Lady Lana Banana Hammock. I love it. Xx

[Ammi]

...the ‘step face’ of Sister Jude...?...

[Kazanne]

2 rats please. Talking ones.

Ill be a rat Kate,

[Cherry Christmas]

Ill be a rat Kate,

A very cute and intelligent one

[Holly Christmas]

Ill be a rat Kate,

Oh thank you sweetheart. And you get to turn into a beeyootiful horse.

[Cherry Christmas]

The cast is very diverse :smug:

[Morgan.]

I-

based upon what i'm cast as that :suspect:

:joker::joker:

[Holly Christmas]

1 rat required.

[Kazanne]

Oh thank you sweetheart. And you get to turn into a beeyootiful horse.

Oh ,I hope I can fly too Kate.:laugh:

[Holly Christmas]

Oh ,I hope I can fly too Kate.:laugh:

You must be psychic Kaz. Was just toying with the idea. Honestly.

[Kazanne]

You must be psychic Kaz. Was just toying with the idea. Honestly.

:laugh: I'll be both rats if you want.just dont call me Roland,lol

[Ammi]

...one rat who has Schizophrenia...?...oh no I haven’t../...oh yes you have...

[The Grinch]

Ok I’ll be a rat

[Holly Christmas]

...one rat who has Schizophrenia...?...oh no I haven’t../...oh yes you have...

:joker:

[Holly Christmas]

Ok I’ll be a rat

I love you Barry. X

[Holly Christmas]

The two rats. Baz and Kaz. Lol.

[Holly Christmas]

The cast is now complete. Time to start writing.....

[Holly Christmas]

I have added a banner designed by Matthew to the OP.

[Mitchell]

Omg that is so cute xx

[Mitchell]

It's... Rebekah Vardy's Account

[user104658]

"Zips" sounds so risqué :smug:

[Holly Christmas]

It's... Rebekah Vardy's Account

Indeed it is xx

[Holly Christmas]

"Zips" sounds so risqué :smug:

thought you'd like it.

:evilgrin:

[Time to Sleigh]

Erm....bit disrespectful to the rest of the cast??

[Mitchell]

I look hot in my pic x

[Smithy]

https://i.imgur.com/f27Valz.jpg

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/018/929/graphic_design_is_my_passion.jpg

[Mitchell]

https://i.imgur.com/f27Valz.jpg

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/018/929/graphic_design_is_my_passion.jpg

Matthew did that?

[Holly Christmas]

Erm....bit disrespectful to the rest of the cast??

Awww. I dont think he could fit everyone on.

So sorry. Xx

[Mitchell]

I’d like to request that my name is put above Cherie’s, as I’m a much bigger star than her xx

[Mitchell]

And I also want peeled grapes, a back massager and a greggs delivered to my dressing room within the hour please.

[Holly Christmas]

I’d like to request that my name is put above Cherie’s, as I’m a much bigger star than her xx

And I also want peeled grapes, a back massager and a greggs delivered to my dressing room within the hour please.

No :idc:

[Mitchell]

No :idc:

Do you know who I am?

[Holly Christmas]

Do you know who I am?

yes darling. You'll have to settle for half a packet of polo's and a bag of crisps.

[Holly Christmas]

Bloody divas.

[LukeB]

Ok I’ll be a rat

I think you will be a great rat tbh :love:

[Holly Christmas]

I think you will be a great rat tbh :love:

Kaz and Baz will steal the show

[Cherry Christmas]

Do you know who I am?

No one knows who you are :hehe:

[Cherry Christmas]

Kaz and Baz will steal the show

The rats :fist:

[Dogeatdog]

The rats :fist:

Like chew peas in a pod.

[Mitchell]

No one knows who you are :hehe:

Tea slightly

[Cherry Christmas]

Like chew peas in a pod.

:laugh: very good

[The Grinch]

GoI think you will be a great rat tbh :love:


https://media0.giphy.com/media/UVYAZQXaPSYPumks8f/giphy.gif

[Cherry Christmas]

Tea slightly

:bawling:

[user104658]

Here I was thinking about ML2022 when Oscars are on the horizon :flutter:

[Mitchell]

Here I was thinking about ML2022 when Oscars are on the horizon :flutter:

You did that?

[Cherry Christmas]

Here I was thinking about ML2022 when Oscars are on the horizon :flutter:

Your avatar :joker: Zips!

[Candy Annie Cane]

:laugh:

[Holly Christmas]

TS. Your avvie. :laugh:

[Holly Christmas]

Little snippet.

The Panto soundtrack will include Rihanna : Umbrella. And The Spin Doctors : Two Princes.

Any suggestions for songs will be considered.

[Holly Christmas]

and UB40 - Rat in my kitchen.

[Holly Christmas]

And Sisters are doing it for themselves- The Eurythmics

[Holly Christmas]

Zip ah dee do da by James Baskin. Toy Soldiers theme.

[Ammi]

.... Lana! Lana, lana bo bana banana fanna fo fana, Fee fy mo mana, lana....


m2qEhGeLb6A

....me.../...my theme song...

[Cherry Christmas]

Ashes to Ashes - Bowie
Its a hard life - Queen

[Time to Sleigh]

Taylor Swift Love story

[Holly Christmas]

....me.../...my theme song...

Yours is Devil Woman by Cliff Richard

[Holly Christmas]

Ashes to Ashes - Bowie
Its a hard life - Queen

Taylor Swift Love story

noted thank you.

[user104658]

Zip ah dee do da by James Baskin. Toy Soldiers theme.Honestly such a sinister aesthetic, I love it. My queen will get her Prince - Zips will give him no choice. Zip-ah-dee-doo-dah.

[Holly Christmas]

Honestly such a sinister aesthetic, I love it. My queen will get her Prince - Zips will give him no choice. Zip-ah-dee-doo-dah.

Your sig!! :joker: genius.

[Mitchell]

I’d like to cover I Need A Hero by Jennifer Saunders as my big moment as well as the candlelight mix of Cascada’s everytime we touch

[user104658]

kH-MDUDdsL0

[Time to Sleigh]

I’d like to cover I Need A Hero by Jennifer Saunders as my big moment as well as the candlelight mix of Cascada’s everytime we touch

In that case id like an acoustic version of divinyls I touch myself

[Holly Christmas]

mitchell and jake. You have Two Princes by the Soin Doctors.

[Ammi]

..The Cinderella Story is on TV at the moment btw...

[Nicky91]

Rag'N'Bone Man - Skin

lyrics wise it could fit into this, for example a more emotional moment when cinderella and her prince are separated

[Holly Christmas]

Rag'N'Bone Man - Skin

lyrics wise it could fit into this, for example a more emotional moment when cinderella and her prince are separated

No. Deffo not xx

[user104658]

Rag'N'Bone Man - Skin

lyrics wise it could fit into this, for example a more emotional moment when cinderella and her prince are separated

No. Deffo not xx

:joker:

[Mitchell]

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/rainbowtv/images/5/53/Nzip1.jpg/revision/latest/top-crop/width/720/height/900?cb=20171105125222

[Holly Christmas]

Ladies and Gentlemen. Please welcome the newest addition to the cast....its only our Scott. He'll be taking on the role of Kitti Minaj. Xx

[Mitchell]

Scott will make a fit cat

[Holly Christmas]

Scott will make a fit cat

meow

[Mitchell]

meow

:hehe::hehe:

[Holly Christmas]

:hehe::hehe:

:cheer2:

[user104658]

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/rainbowtv/images/5/53/Nzip1.jpg/revision/latest/top-crop/width/720/height/900?cb=20171105125222Well zippadee-doo-dah, my cousin Zippy! He's not going to be in this, is he? We had to ban him from family gatherings for being... Well... Being such a nasty piece of work, to be totally honest. Shaming the family name. We as a rule would do anything for our mistresses and never expect anything in return, there is no limit neither physical nor moral, that is our passion and deeply held belief... But there IS one thing we must never do. And last Christmas THAT Zippy committed that very unforgiveable transgression . Turns out he'd been doing it for years as well and no one ever knew, but this year we heard him.

Zzzzzip! Unzipping without a mistresses permission!!! Bad at the best of times, but at a family gathering?? Just ridiculous. And to do a sneaky cum in the trifle of all things? Truly bad form.

Zippadee-yay.

[Holly Christmas]

Well zippadee-doo-dah, my cousin Zippy! He's not going to be in this, is he? We had to ban him from family gatherings for being... Well... Being such a nasty piece of work, to be totally honest. Shaming the family name. We as a rule would do anything for our mistresses and never expect anything in return, there is no limit neither physical nor moral, that is our passion and deeply held belief... But there IS one thing we must never do. And last Christmas THAT Zippy committed that very unforgiveable transgression . Turns out he'd been doing it for years as well and no one ever knew, but this year we heard him.

Zzzzzip! Unzipping without a mistresses permission!!! Bad at the best of times, but at a family gathering?? Just ridiculous. And to do a sneaky cum in the trifle of all things? Truly bad form.

Zippadee-yay.

:joker:

[Cherry Christmas]

https://i.imgur.com/w7w2xVM.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/E8ZlWLq.jpg

Sorry to say Cherinda prefers junk food to Princes :omgno:

[Holly Christmas]

:amazed: Cherinda is beeyootiful.

[Cherry Christmas]

oh I put it on the wrong thread lol

[Cherry Christmas]

Is this happening :worry:

[Holly Christmas]

Is this happening :worry:

I struggled so hard to write it and just couldn't make it any good. Xx

[Cherry Christmas]

I struggled so hard to write it and just couldn't make it any good. Xx

Aw no worries, poor Zips forever zipped

[user104658]

Guys I will write it but it'll probably have to go out on PM only because of TiBB's strict policy on NSFW, and it will obviously be surrealist filth, really disturbing stuff.

[bots]

Guys I will write it but it'll probably have to go out on PM only because of TiBB's strict policy on NSFW, and it will obviously be surrealist filth, really disturbing stuff.

it's a shame, you would have been a great

https://www.denofgeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/rainbow_zippy.jpg

[user104658]

https://i.imgur.com/yB90q0L.jpg

[Cherry Christmas]

:omgno: is there a happy ending :worry:

[user104658]

:omgno: is there a happy ending :worry:

Depends on your perspective I suppose :think:

[Kazanne]

:omgno: is there a happy ending :worry:

Only for the rats Cherie :laugh::laugh: