Cherinda Ella. The Tibb Christmas Panto.

[Kate!]

https://i.imgur.com/f27Valz.jpg

So I'm feeling inspired to start writing again and what better way than to attempt a Tibb Christmas Panto to cheer us all up in December.

I think the best way to do it is for you lot to post in here if you'd like a part in the Panto rather than me choose the cast. I promise that everyone who wants a part will get one even if I don't like you. :laugh: And I won't typecast according to my perceptions. Insert halo ��.

I haven't decided which panto to do yet so will keep you all posted.

Don't be shy.....

:love: Kate xx

Cast

Cherinda Ella : Cherie
Baron Hardon : LT
Lady Lana Banana Hammock : Ammi
Foxy : Parmnion
Roxy : Nicky91
Prince Dash : StrictlyJake
Prince Dapper : Mitchell
Auntie Sharon : Amy Jade
Kitty Minaj : Scott
Zips : Toy Soldier
Talking Pumpkin : Kate
Rat 1 ... Kazanne
Rat 2 ... Barry

[Crimson Dynamo]

So I'm feeling inspired

Oh no you're not

[Cal.]

This is just the type of thing which will get Smithy re inspired, sign him up x

[Beso]

100 percent me.

[Beso]

I remember this.. this was a really good thread.

I cant wait.. x

[Kate!]

Oh no you're not

Can I sign you up please LT.

[Kate!]

This is just the type of thing which will get Smithy re inspired, sign him up x

Can I sign you up gorgeous. Xx

[Beso]

Can I sign you up gorgeous. Xx

I wouldn't even ask if I was you...

Theres no way you would or could offend anyone kate, imo of course.

[Beso]

You should do a tibb goes out trick or treating one to warm you up, Kate.

[Cherie]

Can I put Slim forward as the villain...boo hiss :pipe:

[Beso]

Are you up for panto suggestions.

[Kate!]

Are you up for panto suggestions.

Yes. And I also want to see people interested in this effort. Xx

[Kate!]

Can I put Slim forward as the villain...boo hiss :pipe:

No :laugh:

[Cherie]

No :laugh:

Oh :oh:

[Kate!]

This is just the type of thing which will get Smithy re inspired, sign him up x

I cast Smithy as baby Jesus once in the Tibb nativity. He said Gaga a lot. Xx

[Beso]

I cast Smithy as baby Jesus once in the Tibb nativity. He said Gaga a lot. Xx

I like that idea, cause I want to pick smithy up in my arms tonight and cuddle him..

[Strictly Jake]

Of course Kate x

[Kate!]

Of course Kate x

Knew I could rely on you sweetheart.

[Kate!]

so that's me Parmnion and Jake in the panto so far.

[Strictly Jake]

so that's me Parmnion and Jake in the panto so far.

What a cast!!! We could do hansel and gretel Kate and Parm can be the witch

[Crimson Dynamo]

What does it mean to be involved?

[Kate!]

What does it mean to be involved?

basically just say you want a part and I will include you in the cast. You don't need to do anything. Xx

[Kate!]

What a cast!!! We could do hansel and gretel Kate and Parm can be the witch

lol

[Mitchell]

Got some nominations for King Rat xx

[Kate!]

Got some nominations for King Rat xx

would you like a part lovely xx

[Mitchell]

would you like a part lovely xx

Maybe x

[Kate!]

Maybe x

Aah gwan.

[Barry.]

What’s the panto?

[Mitchell]

Aah gwan.

Ok but I want to be 2 metres away from Morgan x

[Cherie]

Ok I’m in

[Kate!]

Ok but I want to be 2 metres away from Morgan x

Ok yes we will be practising social distancing. :pipe:

[Mitchell]

I’d like to recommend you do Dick Whittington, most of the forum loves Dick x

[Mitchell]

Ok yes we will be practising social distancing. :pipe:

I’ll form a social bubble with Cherie and her whale hoover x

[Kate!]

Ok I’m in

thank you beeyootiful Cherie bonbon.

[Kate!]

I’d like to recommend you do Dick Whittington, most of the forum loves Dick x

:joker:

[Cherie]

I’ll form a social bubble with Cherie and her whale hoover x

:love:

[Kate!]

:amazed: cherie could be Dicks cat.

[Mitchell]

:amazed: cherie could be Dicks cat.

Dick’s pussy?!?! :o

[Kate!]

Dick’s pussy?!?! :o

I'll do the jokes. Mwah. Xx

[Amy Jade]

I'll be a princess or some sorts of an evil bitch serial killer

[Toy Soldier]

I'll be Sexy Buttons.

https://quayslife.com/storage/2018/12/Cinderella-Ben-Nickless-as-Buttons-Phil-Tragen-Photography.jpg

[Kate!]

Thanks guys

[Ammi]

...that would be lovely thank you, Kate...Could I have number 13 please...

[Kate!]

...that would be lovely thank you, Kate...Could I have number 13 please...

Have you misread it Ammi?? There are no numbers?xx

[Ammi]

Have you misread it Ammi?? There are no numbers?xx

..it was a little joke that WASN’T FUNNY AT ALL...(...which is why I’m not writing the pantomime because goddamn, she can stay behind you../...she ain’t no dame...)...yeas please, Kate..:love:..I accept the challenge etc...

[Cherie]

The cat! i like it, LT as Dick surely

[Kate!]

..it was a little joke that WASN’T FUNNY AT ALL...(...which is why I’m not writing the pantomime because goddamn, she can stay behind you../...she ain’t no dame...)...yeas please, Kate..:love:..I accept the challenge etc...

:joker: thank you Ammi.

[Kate!]

I am leaning towards doing Cinderella.

Also our Nicky has enlisted. Xx

[Crimson Dynamo]

i demand to be Widow Twanky

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/WBL0KkvpAYyi4o_xGtzA2rYtl4G6SsZagHopDeNGivhHZU4AZB GmKRZ6hD--vbitym97dAXyC-F74uB87UExZCojz558nAUaPWYFnRNdmpPv3UFymfhApHXOfTE_ rJP6z2AoNy0JsDhpn05q9yGzvqZwWw87xbrqyqPqEX8yPKb1jJ cp64yjGv69i-JJV1WAWy-nBG0P

[Kate!]

i demand to be Widow Twanky

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/WBL0KkvpAYyi4o_xGtzA2rYtl4G6SsZagHopDeNGivhHZU4AZB GmKRZ6hD--vbitym97dAXyC-F74uB87UExZCojz558nAUaPWYFnRNdmpPv3UFymfhApHXOfTE_ rJP6z2AoNy0JsDhpn05q9yGzvqZwWw87xbrqyqPqEX8yPKb1jJ cp64yjGv69i-JJV1WAWy-nBG0P

Not doing Aladdin luvvie. Can I interest you in Cinderella?

[Kate!]

Attempts to think of a way to involve Widow Twanky in cinderella.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Not doing Aladdin luvvie. Can I interest you in Cinderella?

OK I will be her father Baron Hardon


https://i2-prod.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/incoming/article7569851.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200b/JS43392571.jpg

[Kate!]

OK I will be her father Baron Hardon


https://i2-prod.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/incoming/article7569851.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200b/JS43392571.jpg

:amazed: right oh then.

The title for the panto is to be revealed now.....

Ladies and Gentlemen please be upstanding for .....

Cherinda Ella. Starring Cherie as Cinderella and LT as Baron Hardon. Other parts yet to be confirmed.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Cherinda Ella

Is she a bollywood star?

[Kate!]

Cherinda Ella

Is she a bollywood star?

no. Xx

[Kate!]

Amy Jade as the Fairy Godmother Auntie Sharon

[Kate!]

Strictly Jake as Prince Dash

[Nicky91]

my reason for wanting to be part of this, i'm so here for TiBB Christmas to lift our spirits through these times :flutter:

[Cherie]

:amazed: right oh then.

The title for the panto is to be revealed now.....

Ladies and Gentlemen please be upstanding for .....

Cherinda Ella. Starring Cherie as Cinderella and LT as Baron Hardon. Other parts yet to be confirmed.

well thats about right LT is old enough to be my Dad :amazed:

Am I the only one who never saw the innuendo in Baron Hardon before :skull:

maybe LT could be Baron Hardup :hee:

[Mitchell]

Morgan wants to be a rat x

[Kate!]

Toy Soldier as Zips (not buttons)

[Kate!]

Morgan wants to be a rat x

:tongue: Morgan will have you for lunch young man

[Kate!]

Mitchell as Prince Dapper

[Kate!]

Ammi as the Stepmother Lady Ammi Banana Hammock

[Crimson Dynamo]

well thats about right LT is old enough to be my Dad :amazed:

Am I the only one who never saw the innuendo in Baron Hardon before :skull:

maybe LT could be Baron Hardup :hee:

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/RemoteDistantCougar-size_restricted.gif

[Strictly Jake]

Strictly Jake as Prince Dash

Whos prince dash?

[Kate!]

Parmnion and Nicky as the aesthetically challenged sisters. Foxy and Roxy.

[Kate!]

Whos prince dash?

Prince Charming. We are having twin Princes. Dash is good and Dapper is naughty. Sounds about right for Mitchell haha. Xx

[Kate!]

I am auditioning for the roles of two rats and a talking pumpkin.

[Crimson Dynamo]

two rats and a talking pumpkin.


Not Stacey's last 3 blind dates being exposed :omgno:

[Kate!]

For a full list of the cast please see the OP.

[Kate!]

only need 2 rats now.

[Nicky91]

Parmnion and Nicky as the aesthetically challenged sisters. Foxy and Roxy.

I-

based upon what i'm cast as that :suspect:

[Nicky91]

but your choices, and i gotta respect those i guess

[Kate!]

but your choices, and i gotta respect those i guess

Thank you Nicky for being so gracious. You'll have to wait and see what happens to you in the panto!!

[Amy Jade]

Morgan wants to be a rat x

not much of acting stretch there!

[Nicky91]

Thank you Nicky for being so gracious. You'll have to wait and see what happens to you in the panto!!

:douf:

you're welcome, and yes indeed looking forward to that

[Nicky91]

Morgan wants to be a rat x

poor Morgan :(

[Crimson Dynamo]

poor morgan :(

yes, people should be mice to him

[Kate!]

2 rats please. Talking ones.

[Cherie]

2 rats please. Talking ones.

:joker:

can we make suggestions :omgno:

[Kate!]

:joker:

can we make suggestions :omgno:

:joker: if you wish. Lol.

I may need to approach people

[Kate!]

what do you all think of the cast then??

[Ammi]

.... Lana! Lana, lana bo bana banana fanna fo fana, Fee fy mo mana, lana....


m2qEhGeLb6A

[Kate!]

.... Lana! Lana, lana bo bana banana fanna fo fana, Fee fy mo mana, lana....


m2qEhGeLb6A

Lady Lana Banana Hammock. I love it. Xx

[Ammi]

...the ‘step face’ of Sister Jude...?...

[Kazanne]

2 rats please. Talking ones.

Ill be a rat Kate,

[Cherie]

Ill be a rat Kate,

A very cute and intelligent one

[Kate!]

Ill be a rat Kate,

Oh thank you sweetheart. And you get to turn into a beeyootiful horse.

[Cherie]

The cast is very diverse :smug:

[Morgan.]

I-

based upon what i'm cast as that :suspect:

:joker::joker:

[Kate!]

1 rat required.

[Kazanne]

Oh thank you sweetheart. And you get to turn into a beeyootiful horse.

Oh ,I hope I can fly too Kate.:laugh:

[Kate!]

Oh ,I hope I can fly too Kate.:laugh:

You must be psychic Kaz. Was just toying with the idea. Honestly.

[Kazanne]

You must be psychic Kaz. Was just toying with the idea. Honestly.

:laugh: I'll be both rats if you want.just dont call me Roland,lol

[Ammi]

...one rat who has Schizophrenia...?...oh no I haven’t../...oh yes you have...

[Barry.]

Ok I’ll be a rat

[Kate!]

...one rat who has Schizophrenia...?...oh no I haven’t../...oh yes you have...

:joker:

[Kate!]

Ok I’ll be a rat

I love you Barry. X

[Kate!]

The two rats. Baz and Kaz. Lol.

[Kate!]

The cast is now complete. Time to start writing.....

[Kate!]

I have added a banner designed by Matthew to the OP.

[Mitchell]

Omg that is so cute xx

[Mitchell]

It's... Rebekah Vardy's Account

[Toy Soldier]

"Zips" sounds so risqué :smug:

[Kate!]

It's... Rebekah Vardy's Account

Indeed it is xx

[Kate!]

"Zips" sounds so risqué :smug:

thought you'd like it.

:evilgrin:

[Strictly Jake]

Erm....bit disrespectful to the rest of the cast??

[Mitchell]

I look hot in my pic x

[Smithy]

https://i.imgur.com/f27Valz.jpg

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/018/929/graphic_design_is_my_passion.jpg

[Mitchell]

https://i.imgur.com/f27Valz.jpg

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/018/929/graphic_design_is_my_passion.jpg

Matthew did that?

[Kate!]

Erm....bit disrespectful to the rest of the cast??

Awww. I dont think he could fit everyone on.

So sorry. Xx

[Mitchell]

I’d like to request that my name is put above Cherie’s, as I’m a much bigger star than her xx

[Mitchell]

And I also want peeled grapes, a back massager and a greggs delivered to my dressing room within the hour please.

[Kate!]

I’d like to request that my name is put above Cherie’s, as I’m a much bigger star than her xx

And I also want peeled grapes, a back massager and a greggs delivered to my dressing room within the hour please.

No :idc:

[Mitchell]

No :idc:

Do you know who I am?

[Kate!]

Do you know who I am?

yes darling. You'll have to settle for half a packet of polo's and a bag of crisps.

[Kate!]

Bloody divas.

[LukeB]

Ok I’ll be a rat

I think you will be a great rat tbh :love:

[Kate!]

I think you will be a great rat tbh :love:

Kaz and Baz will steal the show

[Cherie]

Do you know who I am?

No one knows who you are :hehe:

[Cherie]

Kaz and Baz will steal the show

The rats :fist:

[Dogeatdog]

The rats :fist:

Like chew peas in a pod.

[Mitchell]

No one knows who you are :hehe:

Tea slightly

[Cherie]

Like chew peas in a pod.

:laugh: very good

[Barry.]

GoI think you will be a great rat tbh :love:


https://media0.giphy.com/media/UVYAZQXaPSYPumks8f/giphy.gif

[Cherie]

Tea slightly

:bawling:

[Toy Soldier]

Here I was thinking about ML2022 when Oscars are on the horizon :flutter:

[Mitchell]

Here I was thinking about ML2022 when Oscars are on the horizon :flutter:

You did that?

[Cherie]

Here I was thinking about ML2022 when Oscars are on the horizon :flutter:

Your avatar :joker: Zips!

[AnnieK]

:laugh:

[Kate!]

TS. Your avvie. :laugh:

[Kate!]

Little snippet.

The Panto soundtrack will include Rihanna : Umbrella. And The Spin Doctors : Two Princes.

Any suggestions for songs will be considered.

[Kate!]

and UB40 - Rat in my kitchen.

[Kate!]

And Sisters are doing it for themselves- The Eurythmics

[Kate!]

Zip ah dee do da by James Baskin. Toy Soldiers theme.

[Ammi]

.... Lana! Lana, lana bo bana banana fanna fo fana, Fee fy mo mana, lana....


m2qEhGeLb6A

....me.../...my theme song...

[Cherie]

Ashes to Ashes - Bowie
Its a hard life - Queen

[Strictly Jake]

Taylor Swift Love story

[Kate!]

....me.../...my theme song...

Yours is Devil Woman by Cliff Richard

[Kate!]

Ashes to Ashes - Bowie
Its a hard life - Queen

Taylor Swift Love story

noted thank you.

[Toy Soldier]

Zip ah dee do da by James Baskin. Toy Soldiers theme.Honestly such a sinister aesthetic, I love it. My queen will get her Prince - Zips will give him no choice. Zip-ah-dee-doo-dah.

[Kate!]

Honestly such a sinister aesthetic, I love it. My queen will get her Prince - Zips will give him no choice. Zip-ah-dee-doo-dah.

Your sig!! :joker: genius.

[Mitchell]

I’d like to cover I Need A Hero by Jennifer Saunders as my big moment as well as the candlelight mix of Cascada’s everytime we touch

[Toy Soldier]

kH-MDUDdsL0

[Strictly Jake]

I’d like to cover I Need A Hero by Jennifer Saunders as my big moment as well as the candlelight mix of Cascada’s everytime we touch

In that case id like an acoustic version of divinyls I touch myself

[Kate!]

mitchell and jake. You have Two Princes by the Soin Doctors.

[Ammi]

..The Cinderella Story is on TV at the moment btw...

[Nicky91]

Rag'N'Bone Man - Skin

lyrics wise it could fit into this, for example a more emotional moment when cinderella and her prince are separated

[Kate!]

Rag'N'Bone Man - Skin

lyrics wise it could fit into this, for example a more emotional moment when cinderella and her prince are separated

No. Deffo not xx

[Toy Soldier]

Rag'N'Bone Man - Skin

lyrics wise it could fit into this, for example a more emotional moment when cinderella and her prince are separated

No. Deffo not xx

:joker:

[Mitchell]

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/rainbowtv/images/5/53/Nzip1.jpg/revision/latest/top-crop/width/720/height/900?cb=20171105125222

[Kate!]

Ladies and Gentlemen. Please welcome the newest addition to the cast....its only our Scott. He'll be taking on the role of Kitti Minaj. Xx

[Mitchell]

Scott will make a fit cat

[Kate!]

Scott will make a fit cat

meow

[Mitchell]

meow

:hehe::hehe:

[Kate!]

:hehe::hehe:

:cheer2:

[Toy Soldier]

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/rainbowtv/images/5/53/Nzip1.jpg/revision/latest/top-crop/width/720/height/900?cb=20171105125222Well zippadee-doo-dah, my cousin Zippy! He's not going to be in this, is he? We had to ban him from family gatherings for being... Well... Being such a nasty piece of work, to be totally honest. Shaming the family name. We as a rule would do anything for our mistresses and never expect anything in return, there is no limit neither physical nor moral, that is our passion and deeply held belief... But there IS one thing we must never do. And last Christmas THAT Zippy committed that very unforgiveable transgression . Turns out he'd been doing it for years as well and no one ever knew, but this year we heard him.

Zzzzzip! Unzipping without a mistresses permission!!! Bad at the best of times, but at a family gathering?? Just ridiculous. And to do a sneaky cum in the trifle of all things? Truly bad form.

Zippadee-yay.

[Kate!]

Well zippadee-doo-dah, my cousin Zippy! He's not going to be in this, is he? We had to ban him from family gatherings for being... Well... Being such a nasty piece of work, to be totally honest. Shaming the family name. We as a rule would do anything for our mistresses and never expect anything in return, there is no limit neither physical nor moral, that is our passion and deeply held belief... But there IS one thing we must never do. And last Christmas THAT Zippy committed that very unforgiveable transgression . Turns out he'd been doing it for years as well and no one ever knew, but this year we heard him.

Zzzzzip! Unzipping without a mistresses permission!!! Bad at the best of times, but at a family gathering?? Just ridiculous. And to do a sneaky cum in the trifle of all things? Truly bad form.

Zippadee-yay.

:joker:

[Cherie]

https://i.imgur.com/w7w2xVM.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/E8ZlWLq.jpg

Sorry to say Cherinda prefers junk food to Princes :omgno:

[Kate!]

:amazed: Cherinda is beeyootiful.

[Cherie]

oh I put it on the wrong thread lol

[Cherie]

Is this happening :worry:

[Kate!]

Is this happening :worry:

I struggled so hard to write it and just couldn't make it any good. Xx

[Cherie]

I struggled so hard to write it and just couldn't make it any good. Xx

Aw no worries, poor Zips forever zipped

[Toy Soldier]

Guys I will write it but it'll probably have to go out on PM only because of TiBB's strict policy on NSFW, and it will obviously be surrealist filth, really disturbing stuff.

[bots]

Guys I will write it but it'll probably have to go out on PM only because of TiBB's strict policy on NSFW, and it will obviously be surrealist filth, really disturbing stuff.

it's a shame, you would have been a great

https://www.denofgeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/rainbow_zippy.jpg

[Toy Soldier]

https://i.imgur.com/yB90q0L.jpg

[Cherie]

:omgno: is there a happy ending :worry:

[Toy Soldier]

:omgno: is there a happy ending :worry:

Depends on your perspective I suppose :think:

[Kazanne]

:omgno: is there a happy ending :worry:

Only for the rats Cherie :laugh::laugh: