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user104658
07-10-2020, 10:04 AM
Just went for an eye test and turns out I'm blind. When they put the little test lenses in, everything looked so clear and in focus, I hadn't actually realised how NOT in focus they were before, and then when they took them off I was like "OH so I am in fact a blind person".

I need glasses for reading, screens and driving. I mean obviously I will look extremely sexy in glasses BUT does this mean I'm becoming elderly? :bawling:

https://i.imgur.com/tgnrN9y.gif

Crimson Dynamo
07-10-2020, 10:07 AM
it happnes to us all but you find that your distance improves with age after a while but i have to get the children to read stuff on food packaging for me

Morgan.
07-10-2020, 10:08 AM
I had 2020 vision until I was 15 and then suddenly I needed glasses for almost everything, it was shocking. But I actually like them now, my vision is almost perfect with them on and I feel a lot better for them.

AnnieK
07-10-2020, 10:08 AM
Yep :laugh:

Cherie
07-10-2020, 10:22 AM
You have been driving around :omgno:

Cherie
07-10-2020, 10:23 AM
The problem with getting glasses is that your eyes get weak so nearly every time you go now you will have to stump up for new glasses and they are not cheap :sad:

Why not have contacts so that you can remain glassesless

Crimson Dynamo
07-10-2020, 10:30 AM
my distance glasses broke a while back but i am always finding glasses in boxes of odds so when i find a pair that work i just use them

Nicky91
07-10-2020, 10:33 AM
i wear glasses all the time, recently got new glasses, and a renewed eye test

thank god i had managed to do that before coronacrisis

Smithy
07-10-2020, 10:47 AM
https://66.media.tumblr.com/972cf7073023959c33540eda0ce94a6a/tumblr_p3zvc3jbBn1vb2040o1_540.gif

bots
07-10-2020, 10:54 AM
i think you will find that if you open the zips up you will see a lot better

Strictly Jake
07-10-2020, 11:02 AM
I had 2020 vision until I was 15 and then suddenly I needed glasses for almost everything, it was shocking. But I actually like them now, my vision is almost perfect with them on and I feel a lot better for them.

If only you did vision 2020 and you could have warned us all....

Think I need to go for an eye test but I have an irrational fear of going to opticians, doctors, dentists and hairdressers

Nicky91
07-10-2020, 11:05 AM
If only you did vision 2020 and you could have warned us all....

Think I need to go for an eye test but I have an irrarionak fear of going to opticians, doctors, dentists and hairdressers

same

Cherie
07-10-2020, 11:10 AM
i think you will find that if you open the zips up you will see a lot better

:joker:

Tom4784
07-10-2020, 11:12 AM
The nursing home awaits, TS.

Dogeatdog
07-10-2020, 11:39 AM
I just have this vision of TS dropping some serious comments in the SD section and him just walking away from the computer like...

https://media.tenor.com/images/c3a31aee527076363a92a726a2b68cc5/tenor.gif

Calderyon
07-10-2020, 11:42 AM
Condolences.

Crimson Dynamo
07-10-2020, 11:45 AM
My granfather did actually go blind due to his diabetes. He used to take me to the football and when there was like a bad tackle he would say "whit wiz that" and id say "the big number 4 clattered into our striker" and then he would shout out some expletive

Problem was this was like 20 seconds after it happened and the game had moved on :joker:

Ammi
07-10-2020, 11:47 AM
...we can’t really live until we die a little...we can’t really see until we’re blind a little../...true story...

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...your ears will see what your eyes can’t see...

Redway
07-10-2020, 11:54 AM
20-20 vision’s probably a bad omen in 2020 so count yourself lucky. A blessing in not-so-subtle disguise (if you can see it).

user104658
07-10-2020, 12:02 PM
You have been driving around :omgno:

I know :joker: and tbf my wife has been giving me looks for ages when I mention a car reg plate that spells something funny and she's like "Errrr that is an M not an H??"

https://media.tenor.com/images/4eda50e13706eb53cb5bdaac79e4dff3/tenor.gif

i think you will find that if you open the zips up you will see a lot better

Cherie says NO :nono:


I just have this vision of TS dropping some serious comments in the SD section and him just walking away from the computer like...

https://media.tenor.com/images/c3a31aee527076363a92a726a2b68cc5/tenor.gif

But I need them for the computer so it'll be more like...
https://i.imgur.com/zALQMgE.gif

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
07-10-2020, 01:19 PM
Cordelia in ep 5 of coven

Nicky91
07-10-2020, 01:31 PM
Lindsay Lohan when in Jamie Lee Curtis's body in freaky friday :joker: :joker:

Kizzy
07-10-2020, 02:08 PM
The gammon metamorphosis begins...

thesheriff443
07-10-2020, 02:33 PM
Always thought you wore blinkers

Crimson Dynamo
07-10-2020, 03:28 PM
The gammon metamorphosis begins...

Have you not noticed he is becoming more right wing as the months go by

:hehe:

user104658
07-10-2020, 05:21 PM
Have you not noticed he is becoming more right wing as the months go by

:hehe:

Lies, I am a sensible centrist, my theory is that I am mostly static but the left is pushing eastwards making me seem, relatively, further right :nono:.