The DESPERATION has begun..

[Pro Sniper]

Kay already diving as low as his desperation will take him as he uses his bloody INTRO to spew out that old desperate line of "I'm doing it for me kids"..("Look at me pretending to well up..please forget and ignore the fact I'm a no good cheating ratbag and waste your money on voting me king of the castle") The sad thing is the GBP are so god damn gullible it'll come as no surprise to learn they're already sold on his FAF act.

And no surprise to see Richie kicking into desperate mode early on.."let's see what this hammock is like" q the inevitable side-splitting "falling off". But again, this contrived crap is something the GBP are known to eat up.

Not to be outdone, Plummer also joined in on the early nonsense by serving up some ridiculous croc tears as she mumbled some made up crap about being synced with her daughter via the moon. EMBARRASSING.

[Amy Jade]

Parents missing their kids is pretty normal, they'll have been in isolation before entering the show so away from them over a week already.

[Ammi]

Parents missing their kids is pretty normal, they'll have been in isolation before entering the show so away from them over a week already.

...yeah, what Amy said...it would be perfectly natural for a parent to miss their children ...and as in general, parents have been spending so much more time with their children/families because of COVID isolation times, I feel that missing of families may come quite quickly this year in comparison to other years...the contrast of going from spending more or less every day with your family, to not seeing them at all...quite weird...

[Ammi]

...Vernon did cheat, was it 10 years ago..?...it was a long time and he and Tess’s marriage have survived that cheating because that marriage obviously means so much to both of them...at the time, it would have been so difficult for her anyway but for it all to have been so very public, just agonising for her ...?...it’ll be sad for Tess as well if Vernon is judged on/...and a constant referral to etc, something that obviously caused their family so much pain and devastation at the time...rather than his time in the castle jungle now...she would obviously and naturally just want to feel public support for him...

[Mystic Mock]

Kay already diving as low as his desperation will take him as he uses his bloody INTRO to spew out that old desperate line of "I'm doing it for me kids"..("Look at me pretending to well up..please forget and ignore the fact I'm a no good cheating ratbag and waste your money on voting me king of the castle") The sad thing is the GBP are so god damn gullible it'll come as no surprise to learn they're already sold on his FAF act.

And no surprise to see Richie kicking into desperate mode early on.."let's see what this hammock is like" q the inevitable side-splitting "falling off". But again, this contrived crap is something the GBP are known to eat up.

Not to be outdone, Plummer also joined in on the early nonsense by serving up some ridiculous croc tears as she mumbled some made up crap about being synced with her daughter via the moon. EMBARRASSING.

I agree with you on Jessica, that segment was clearly staged imo.

[Morgan.]

Parents missing their kids is pretty normal, they'll have been in isolation before entering the show so away from them over a week already.

I believe they had their families with them in isolation until 3/4 days before. I saw one a clip of Giovanna saying that Tom and her eldest were with her in solution for the first week, then she had just her youngest for 3 more days, and then the final stretch alone so they could adjust their body clocks to the IAC schedule and prepare for the show.

But yeah, regardless, it would still be very emotional and overwhelming for the parents in there.

[Cherie]

Vern is a King :worship:

that foot movement he did pushing someone off a cliff needs a gif

[AnnieK]

Vern is a King :worship:

that foot movement he did pushing someone off a cliff needs a gif

I didn't know if he would be a bit cheesy but so far I'm really liking him :love:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Sniper have you identified any weak females yet?

:suspect:

[Nicky91]

Vern is a King :worship:

that foot movement he did pushing someone off a cliff needs a gif

yes Vernon is a great actor :clap1: :clap1:

he knows he gotta play the ''sympathetic dad'' for the votes, and as the sleazeball we know he is, he can play this very well :flutter: :smug:

[rionablue]

Kay already diving as low as his desperation will take him as he uses his bloody INTRO to spew out that old desperate line of "I'm doing it for me kids"..("Look at me pretending to well up..please forget and ignore the fact I'm a no good cheating ratbag and waste your money on voting me king of the castle") The sad thing is the GBP are so god damn gullible it'll come as no surprise to learn they're already sold on his FAF act.

And no surprise to see Richie kicking into desperate mode early on.."let's see what this hammock is like" q the inevitable side-splitting "falling off". But again, this contrived crap is something the GBP are known to eat up.

Not to be outdone, Plummer also joined in on the early nonsense by serving up some ridiculous croc tears as she mumbled some made up crap about being synced with her daughter via the moon. EMBARRASSING.


I totally agree with you about Vernon awful prick Kay and Shane the voting public must have been blind voting him sexy male Richie I never liked either of them but I dislike Kay more because I quite like Tess Daley and I would NEVER have taken that sexting cheat back :(

[rionablue]

yes Vernon is a great actor :clap1: :clap1:

he knows he gotta play the ''sympathetic dad'' for the votes, and as the sleazeball we know he is, he can play this very well :flutter: :smug:

Totally agree Nicky

[Crimson Dynamo]

This is a gameshow and not an election

[Liam-]

Please don’t ruin this show as well

[Crimson Dynamo]

:joker:

[user104658]

This is a gameshow and not an election

Potayto Potahto surely

[Marsh.]

The DESPERATION has begun..

Oh... it certainly has.

[Pro Sniper]

Sniper have you identified any weak females yet?

:suspect:

Since there's no competitive h2h structure to this show, there's no telling how weak they are. For this particular show it's viewers>fellow cast members which is good for the likes of Plummer(a fake ass spoiled brat if ever there was one) as it's hardly a stretch to believe she'd struggle badly in a more competitive arena.

[Zizu]

...Vernon did cheat, was it 10 years ago..?...it was a long time and he and Tess’s marriage have survived that cheating because that marriage obviously means so much to both of them...at the time, it would have been so...



Wasn’t he found to be sexting other women ?? Or am I getting confused


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[Pro Sniper]

Sir Mo Faker pretending to fall out the hammock. You could tell Richie was raging that someone else recycled one of his "tricks". Kay&North desperate to cook up a fake "bromance" story. North pretending to be terrified of snakes so he can look heroic when he "conquers his fears".

[Marsh.]

Sir Mo Faker pretending to fall out the hammock. You could tell Richie was raging that someone else recycled one of his "tricks". Kay&North desperate to cook up a fake "bromance" story. North pretending to be terrified of snakes so he can look heroic when he "conquers his fears".

God, it must be exhausting being you.

[GoldHeart]

Sir Mo Faker pretending to fall out the hammock. You could tell Richie was raging that someone else recycled one of his "tricks". Kay&North desperate to cook up a fake "bromance" story. North pretending to be terrified of snakes so he can look heroic when he "conquers his fears".

Please tell me how someone "pretends" to fall out a hammock?? , When clearly Mo was asleep and he fell out.

It's not like he made a big deal about it , he continued sleeping on the floor :shrug: .

[Pro Sniper]

It doesn't matter whether he made fuss or stayed where he was. The act was complete the moment he "fell off"

No point replying to Marshy. He'll only grass to his mates and have posts removed again. I've never understood why people take on others if they mean to spit the dummy out the moment they're blown out the water. Makes zero sense.

[GoldHeart]

Wow never knew someone falling out a hammock would upset you so much , but oh well .

[Beso]

Boogie bore off.

[Amy Jade]

Falling off a hammock while asleep is pretty normal, if you roll over you come out of it I don't see how he could have possibly faked that

[Glenn.]

People really take this seriously huh

[Marsh.]

No point replying to Marshy. He'll only grass to his mates and have posts removed again. I've never understood why people take on others if they mean to spit the dummy out the moment they're blown out the water. Makes zero sense.

The MODS ARE MY MATES????? :joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:: joker:

This is the funniest sh*t I've read on here EVER!!! :laugh2:

Your posts are being deleted because they're sh*t mate.

"Take on others" Who the **** are you? Acting the big man over a trivial reality show. :joker: :facepalm:

[Pro Sniper]

Wow never knew someone falling out a hammock would upset you so much , but oh well .

I'm neither one of upset or angry. For yourself, Marshy, his mate mods and anyone else who struggles to comprehend, it's entirely possible to critique without frothing at the mouth.

Richie and Kay absolutely full of themselves as per. Desperate to impress people with crappy stories of who they've "met/seen. RIDICULOUS.

[Pro Sniper]

Kay making up more desperate stories about another "famous" person. Pritchard&Plummer stinking the place up with their dire double act. And they gave them such an easy question to gift them a good loaf with butter.

No surprise to see the likes of Kay and Richie be the ones uneasy about the newcomers. Fraudsters like them don't appreciate any sort of change in dynamics as it means more work to their act. Of course North would've felt the exact same way, but his mates would've told him in the DR to pretend he was "delighted to have them on board" and they'd stick it in the edit for the gullibles to swallow.

Richie again so desperate to get laughs he's throwing stones and hiding. And doing pull my finger "tricks". PATHETIC

Also, did you see Kay's face when he was told the trial wasn't him?
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DESPERATE. The arrogant cheater can't wait to do some so he can tell the world "it's all for his kids"

And what a surprise to see nauseating North getting tasked with it again. They just can't stop FORCING that freak fraudster onto viewers.

[Pro Sniper]

Ruthie gets a "secret mission"..and of all the options on offer to take part in the first part, nauseating North was the one forced onto viewers yet again. And then it was time for another production fav to be gifted more airtime to peddle his desperate act, pretending not to know Chegwin's name etc..

And Watson's acting skills are on a par with Kay's "welling up" routine over his kids. They all clearly knew what was happening and just pretended to believe him to get more luxury. It's getting weaker every season. They'll soon be able to bring their own beds and butlers in with them.

And after setting up an easy trial to ensure their golden boy North couldn't possibly fail in getting plenty of stars, he/they weren't willing to allow him to leave with anything but a full compliment, so they just went ahead and blatantly cheated by handing him the 12th star he clearly didn't/couldn't get. "Oh I put it in there" he said. NO, a production pal simply handed you it before you came round the corner to meet the hosts. FARCE.

[Marsh.]

This "mates" thing. Is everyone you don't like "mates"? Anyone who disagrees with you must be all "mates" together?

:joker:

[Marsh.]

And what a surprise to see nauseating North getting tasked with it again. They just can't stop FORCING that freak fraudster onto viewers.

The viewers voted for him to do the trial. They're forcing him on themselves.

[Pro Sniper]

And just how legit do you think those votes are? ever since they introduced "app voting" it's become even easier for them to manipulate and cheat.

[rusticgal]

And just how legit do you think those votes are? ever since they introduced "app voting" it's become even easier for them to manipulate and cheat.


Just out of curiosity...do you like anyone on the show?

[GoldHeart]

someone's on a rant again :rolleyes:

[Marsh.]

And just how legit do you think those votes are? ever since they introduced "app voting" it's become even easier for them to manipulate and cheat.

For what purpose exactly?

The same cry baby gets voted to do the trial day in day out, just as much as in the days before app voting.

You're reading so deeply into something extremely shallow.

[Pro Sniper]

Just out of curiosity...do you like anyone on the show?

It's difficult to like any of them when there's so much disingenous behaviour going on. Remaining neutral on all of them is the wisest thing to do.

[Marsh.]

Remaining neutral on all of them is the wisest thing to do.

Except you're not neutral. :joker:

[Denver]

Why do you even switch on the TV if all you do is complain?

[Pro Sniper]

Except you're not neutral. :joker:

If I'm watching a football match between 2 sides I have no affinity to, from a neutral standpoint I can state stats/facts and offer measured thoughts on the general state of play.

Richie bulldozing Arnold amidst her gold medal stories. He tried his best(as he always does) to make out he was "just joking around"..but it's clear his objective there was to quickly get the focus and attention away from her and her sporting achievements. And when Watson was telling his haemorrhage story, who was rushing to the DR to make his 5millionth entry in the past 2 days? yes, that's right, nauseating North was back in there lying through his teeth, pretending Watson's story "got him a bit"..and then we had Plummer serving up more croc tears during it..and the sleazeball cheater running over to give him a hug.

Ruthie trying to impress with a slutty "Royal" tale. PATHETIC.

Farah ridiculous during the trial but did you note they made this one more difficult than wheeling around on your backside picking up a handful of stars at the one location. And unlike the other night with North, there was no production around to hand him the stars he missed out on. They obviously wanted him to come up short to make North appear better. The same clown who was again so desperate to be at the forefront of the action he made sure he was the one who led Farah away to pump the shower for him.

Kay unashamedly and ridiculously "tooting his own horn" over a hyped up meal he stood over.

The 1st round of the live trial was as farcical as the one Watson did on arrival. They were cheating by dipping their hands in to feel their targets. And round 3 where Plummer didn't even have her hands clamped in the way they were supposed to be, her arms were allowed the freedom to move around with ease, giving her ridiculous advantage when it came to unscrewing those discs. But the sad thing is even by having that big cheat advantage she still trailed in 2ND. EMBARRASSING.

[Marsh.]

EMBARRASSING.

Yup.

[rusticgal]

If I'm watching a football match between 2 sides I have no affinity to, from a neutral standpoint I can state stats/facts and offer measured thoughts on the general state of play.

Richie bulldozing Arnold amidst her gold medal stories. He tried his best(as he always does) to make out he was "just joking around"..but it's clear his objective there was to quickly get the focus and attention away from her and her sporting achievements. And when Watson was telling his haemorrhage story, who was rushing to the DR to make his 5millionth entry in the past 2 days? yes, that's right, nauseating North was back in there lying through his teeth, pretending Watson's story "got him a bit"..and then we had Plummer serving up more croc tears during it..and the sleazeball cheater running over to give him a hug.

Ruthie trying to impress with a slutty "Royal" tale. PATHETIC.

Farah ridiculous during the trial but did you note they made this one more difficult than wheeling around on your backside picking up a handful of stars at the one location. And unlike the other night with North, there was no production around to hand him the stars he missed out on. They obviously wanted him to come up short to make North appear better. The same clown who was again so desperate to be at the forefront of the action he made sure he was the one who led Farah away to pump the shower for him.

Kay unashamedly and ridiculously "tooting his own horn" over a hyped up meal he stood over.

The 1st round of the live trial was as farcical as the one Watson did on arrival. They were cheating by dipping their hands in to feel their targets. And round 3 where Plummer didn't even have her hands clamped in the way they were supposed to be, her arms were allowed the freedom to move around with ease, giving her ridiculous advantage when it came to unscrewing those discs. But the sad thing is even by having that big cheat advantage she still trailed in 2ND. EMBARRASSING.


I have to say thats an amusing account from our Critical Analysist...

[Pro Sniper]

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[rusticgal]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/EnragedDazzlingAntlion-size_restricted.gif


Stop it...:laugh:

[Pro Sniper]

"What can I do next as part of my desperate airtime act? ah, I know, I'll eat spoons of gravy and make a big thing about it in my DR"

Richie back to name dropping again. When asked who you'd like to have dinner or pint with, its standard to pick people who you've always admired or would love to meet. Richie picked someone he'd already met just so as he could drop his name. The man is absolutely pathetic.

When the bullshyte "leader chair" made an appearance, did anyone need 3 guesses as to which nauseating freak would be "voted in" first? They are just relentless with that desperate lad. His "what is happening, I'm confused and shocked by this" face was laughable.. as if his mates didn't inform him of this impending rubbish in one of his 400 a day DR sessions. Their only danger with him is they're running the risk of blowing him up too early. Many can find a certain view appealing for so long.......before monotony sets in and alternative is looked for..

When Richie was telling his crappy Alfie Moon story, did you catch Kay? The concerned look on his face was a real picture. You see, knowing they're trying to outdo each other with either boastful or poor me stories, they're visibly concerned and uncomfortable when their competition adds another.

[Pro Sniper]

Cracks appearing over a few chores. It tells you what sort of piss weak leader North is. But hopefully Richie's attitude in this ep has woken up the mass gullibles as to what sort of person resides underneath that "nice man", "cheeky chappy" mask he roams around in.

And surprise, surprise, he&Kay are talking about getting the op of doing more trials, and who is gifted the very next one? He must've been hammering on their door, demanding he get another shot ASAP. And just in time after 2 poorer efforts on star totals. Watch how his mates make this 1 piss easy so he gets to go back a full house "hero"..

[Pro Sniper]

Ruthie felt the need to draw attention to herself with a poor me, crumbly cookie act..and who was lurking nearby to quickly rush to her aid trying to make himself look good again? DESPERATE. But unsurprisingly this sort of fake shyte never seems to fail to hook the moronic public(at least whenever concerning white pretty boy males) With both backers and layers aware of this, look at the way Kay's odds nosedived..

https://i.imgur.com/zy0Vcri.png
LUDICROUS.

Fitting more Richie in by ridiculously giving him the DD challenge in front of his own personal trial, and all he did was act sleazy and creepy around Fletcher. And as expected, his trial was made a complete doddle so he couldn't fail to return with a full house. They gave him 12mins to complete a trial that could've been done in under 2. And the moron swaggered back to camp acting like he'd just conquered Everest. PATHETIC.

With the focus being on others with the challenges and trials, North was clearly feeling panicked that he's not been seen enough lately..so it was time to dance around like a fool with a manky scarf. EMBARRASSING. And just when you thought that was him done for the day, he hopped in the shower with his fake mate Richie.

And more sickly Richie on the way as his demand for more airtime is granted with the gift of successive trials.

[GoldHeart]

Yeah i've been saying the camera hogging of Jordan , Shane & Vernon has been getting on my nerves. Shane was shoved down out throats way too much with the coin challenge aswell as the ridiculous easy trial he did :bored:.

100% it's desperate antics especially the shower scene . Why can't we see more of the other camp mates , it's as if Russell & Hollie have been forgotten about . And even some of the other camp mates only get shown a little .

Vernon knows exactly what he's doing aswell when he comforted Ruthie , i thought it was a tactic . I can see through Jordan, Shane & Vernon .

Why must we see those 3 get constant air time , it's boring and annoying . It's obvious Jordan is going to win and the other 2 will be in the final with him :notimpressed: .

[Pro Sniper]

Watson pretending to be overwhelmed by a bunch of clowns singing happy birthday to him..before having a fake cry about it(following Ruthie's example from yesterday)

Kay carrying on his ridiculous act as he pretended to well up over being chosen for a silly spa session(please forget I'm a cheating sleazebag and think of me as a 9yold Scooby Doo watcher..) This man's desperation has no boundaries. And this is still well before we get near the end where his mates will be all out to stoke up his nauseating presence by giving him more trials etc..

Plummer allowed to cheat during another trial..spitting her drinks all over the place. Remember Redknapp got away with that as well when he poured what he was supposed to be drinking all down his shirt. Richie being all kissy touchy-feely with another young female and sickeningly telling her "how proud he was of her".. the same man who was questioning her even being there a couple days back. PATHETIC.

North: What can I do now to draw more attention to myself? ah, I know, I'll announce I'm having a shave like it's a big deal and then emerge from it revealing a gay porn star look. DESPERATE.

Richie's mates gift him yet another trial so he can dominate yet another tedious episode.

[Nicky91]

Yeah i've been saying the camera hogging of Jordan , Shane & Vernon has been getting on my nerves. Shane was shoved down out throats way too much with the coin challenge aswell as the ridiculous easy trial he did :bored:.

100% it's desperate antics especially the shower scene . Why can't we see more of the other camp mates , it's as if Russell & Hollie have been forgotten about . And even some of the other camp mates only get shown a little .

Vernon knows exactly what he's doing aswell when he comforted Ruthie , i thought it was a tactic . I can see through Jordan, Shane & Vernon .

Why must we see those 3 get constant air time , it's boring and annoying . It's obvious Jordan is going to win and the other 2 will be in the final with him :notimpressed: .

which is why i do no longer have any interest at the competition part of this show

they even ignored Giovanna's being camp leader moment :bored: :idc:

makes me think production is not interested in Giovanna (wouldn't be surprised if they ditch her too as one of first out)


Vernon is not genuine i know, he also was not being nice i thought at Russell's birthday

[Nicky91]

even tonight, when it is Hollie's first trial, it will be put focus again on mr ''me me me'' Shane bitchie :idc:

[Vanessa]

It's not his fault he keeps getting chosen for trials.
Shane didn't want to do any more :laugh:

[Nicky91]

It's not his fault he keeps getting chosen for trials.
Shane didn't want to do any more :laugh:

then he can quit the show ;)


just keep voting for the crybaby shaney to do those trials, exhaust him into withdrawing from the show :devil:

[GoldHeart]

It's not his fault he keeps getting chosen for trials.
Shane didn't want to do any more :laugh:

Fed up of him doing trials though :notimpressed:

[Vanessa]

Fed up of him doing trials though :notimpressed:

I think he's fed up as well :joker:

[Pro Sniper]

Plummer overly excited about her "achievements" in passing her trial after being allowed to spit all her drinks away.

Richie speaking gibberish to gain more silly attention before his trial. He also enjoyed belittling Pritchard by tossing dirty dishes around..before attempting to assert further dominance by placing firm hand on his shoulder as he passed him by.

Plummer: "and everyone that goes out with Shane comes back with a full house?" but we knew that was all down to his mates making them so piss easy. Look what happens as soon as a trial becomes slightly more arduous than the skoosh cases their used to> FAIL MISERABLY. Although, it was no surprise they chose to do it at a time when Arnold was the hired help. Even though Richie was a joke in delivering the water, Arnold was clearly struggling to get it to the pipes and dump all of it in without spillage given she only had the one arm. And since production obviously knew how difficult this would be for one-armed person, they've unquestionably set her up to fail, which shows just how twisted their minds are.

And Pritchard gets teamed up with Richie for the next one. Like they tried to sweep away his problem with Plummer, they've given him the immediate chance to do the same with Pritchard. And now there's no Olympic champion to stitch up and make a fool of, watch the trial being back to a cakewalk..

[Mystic Mock]

Just out of curiosity...do you like anyone on the show?

I was wondering this?:joker:

It's a fun thread either way.:laugh:

[Nicky91]

Plummer overly excited about her "achievements" in passing her trial after being allowed to spit all her drinks away.

Richie speaking gibberish to gain more silly attention before his trial. He also enjoyed belittling Pritchard by tossing dirty dishes around..before attempting to assert further dominance by placing firm hand on his shoulder as he passed him by.

Plummer: "and everyone that goes out with Shane comes back with a full house?" but we knew that was all down to his mates making them so piss easy. Look what happens as soon as a trial becomes slightly more arduous than the skoosh cases their used to> FAIL MISERABLY. Although, it was no surprise they chose to do it at a time when Arnold was the hired help. Even though Richie was a joke in delivering the water, Arnold was clearly struggling to get it to the pipes and dump all of it in without spillage given she only had the one arm. And since production obviously knew how difficult this would be for one-armed person, they've unquestionably set her up to fail, which shows just how twisted their minds are.

And Pritchard gets teamed up with Richie for the next one. Like they tried to sweep away his problem with Plummer, they've given him the immediate chance to do the same with Pritchard. And now there's no Olympic champion to stitch up and make a fool of, watch the trial being back to a cakewalk..

and that ladies and gentleman is a grown man, a father whom acts like a little child himself :laugh3:


Jess did her best in that trial for herself, and basically tried ignoring the man child, AJ should do the same, also do his absolute best for himself in that trial and ignore Shane the best he can, no matter how childish he will be

[rusticgal]

I was wondering this?:joker:

It's a fun thread either way.:laugh:


Im beginning to see a real talent....:laugh:

[Marsh.]

Plummer overly excited about her "achievements" in passing her trial after being allowed to spit all her drinks away.

Richie speaking gibberish to gain more silly attention before his trial. He also enjoyed belittling Pritchard by tossing dirty dishes around..before attempting to assert further dominance by placing firm hand on his shoulder as he passed him by.

Plummer: "and everyone that goes out with Shane comes back with a full house?" but we knew that was all down to his mates making them so piss easy. Look what happens as soon as a trial becomes slightly more arduous than the skoosh cases their used to> FAIL MISERABLY. Although, it was no surprise they chose to do it at a time when Arnold was the hired help. Even though Richie was a joke in delivering the water, Arnold was clearly struggling to get it to the pipes and dump all of it in without spillage given she only had the one arm. And since production obviously knew how difficult this would be for one-armed person, they've unquestionably set her up to fail, which shows just how twisted their minds are.

And Pritchard gets teamed up with Richie for the next one. Like they tried to sweep away his problem with Plummer, they've given him the immediate chance to do the same with Pritchard. And now there's no Olympic champion to stitch up and make a fool of, watch the trial being back to a cakewalk..

It's a "switch your brain off" show. It really isn't that deep.

[GoldHeart]

:joker: Sniper always has some valid points in there .

And I'm glad I'm not the only one who found Shane's behaviour out of order.

[Pro Sniper]

Production opening up the show with pet Richie again. This time he was pretending he had "stomach cramps".

North complaining about the rancid smell of the toilet. You can see where he's coming from, I mean after you enjoy pissing all over the floor it's a real head scratcher as to why it doesn't smell like a bed of roses.

Kay looking desperate and ridiculous as he traipsed around as Friar Tuck. And Farah must be the most unconvincing Robin Hood there's ever been.

Watson's version of Nessun Dorma was reminder of just how mediocre his voice is. Although you wouldn't have thought it by his campmates OTT reactions to it..which was as if Placido Domingo had overtaken his body.

The trial was a doddle as expected. Richie must've demanded he be given the same one that was a breeze last time. Don't let them fool you by the fact they missed out on the full house. Taking that 1 star away from them was their way of trying to camoflauge the fact they just gifted them and their greedy bellies another easy dinner. And did you see the giant slab of meat they were gifted? They were rewarded like they got 13 stars.

The usual "we're breaking up" sombre ceremony took place and it was as fake and nauseating as always. Richie predictably at the forefront, lying his head off about them meeting as strangers and leaving as "besties". Do you have a besty who belittles you? or questions your worthiness of being in same place as them? what about one who pisses all over communal area? Yes, we all need Richie and North type "besties" in our lives. And Ruthie looked ridiculous as she thanked them all for helping her "pull down her mask". She was making out that all her life she's been waiting on meeting a bunch of Z-list celeb clowns like herself to "stop her being frightened". Kay fit in his now well oiled tearing up act..and then Plummer followed..all the while Fletcher is sat there with puddles all over her face. This is when you know if people are simply doing this for show. Tears(even croc ones) are quickly and naturally wiped away and are never left to form puddles all the way down to the cheeks, unless it's for wanted effect. First sign of serious desperation from Fletcher.

Arnold was the predictable first boot and that's how it played out. Although maybe a wise choice given that she picked North as her winner. The silly girl obviously doesn't realise that it's fake ass exhibitionists like him that suppress the presence of people like herself on the show.

[Barry.]

Production opening up the show with pet Richie again. This time he was pretending he had "stomach cramps".

North complaining about the rancid smell of the toilet. You can see where he's coming from, I mean after you enjoy pissing all over the floor it's a real head scratcher as to why it doesn't smell like a bed of roses.

Kay looking desperate and ridiculous as he traipsed around as Friar Tuck. And Farah must be the most unconvincing Robin Hood there's ever been.

Watson's version of Nessun Dorma was reminder of just how mediocre his voice is. Although you wouldn't have thought it by his campmates OTT reactions to it..which was as if Placido Domingo had overtaken his body.

The trial was a doddle as expected. Richie must've demanded he be given the same one that was a breeze last time. Don't let them fool you by the fact they missed out on the full house. Taking that 1 star away from them was their way of trying to camoflauge the fact they just gifted them and their greedy bellies another easy dinner. And did you see the giant slab of meat they were gifted? They were rewarded like they got 13 stars.

The usual "we're breaking up" sombre ceremony took place and it was as fake and nauseating as always. Richie predictably at the forefront, lying his head off about them meeting as strangers and leaving as "besties". Do you have a besty who belittles you? or questions your worthiness of being in same place as them? what about one who pisses all over communal area? Yes, we all need Richie and North type "besties" in our lives. And Ruthie looked ridiculous as she thanked them all for helping her "pull down her mask". She was making out that all her life she's been waiting on meeting a bunch of Z-list celeb clowns like herself to "stop her being frightened". Kay fit in his now well oiled tearing up act..and then Plummer followed..all the while Fletcher is sat there with puddles all over her face. This is when you know if people are simply doing this for show. Tears(even croc ones) are quickly and naturally wiped away and are never left to form puddles all the way down to the cheeks, unless it's for wanted effect. First sign of serious desperation from Fletcher.

Arnold was the predictable first boot and that's how it played out. Although maybe a wise choice given that she picked North as her winner. The silly girl obviously doesn't realise that it's fake ass exhibitionists like him that suppress the presence of people like herself on the show.

Ok

[GoldHeart]

I liked Mo as Robin Hood , and vernon's friar tuck costume was weird and funny:joker: .

Will be interesting to see who actually keeps in touch and stays in touch when the show finishes . I believe some genuinely want to stay friends , but others will just move on and forget eachother .

I was very surprised Hollie wanted Jordan man child to win , i was hoping she'd say Giovanna or one of the other girls . As she actually seemed close to the girls :conf: .


Aww Russell's voice is amazing , i enjoyed it and it was nice how he was teaching them all singing tips.

[Pro Sniper]

"That prat from the Daz ad" It took a half a mil Daz ad for these idiots to figure out what Richie is? The moron probably blames that ad for curtailing his progress of becoming an A-lister in Hollywood.

Fletcher picking up from where she left off the other day with the croc tears. She was going so well but now the vote offs are happening her desperation for votes are becoming unfortunately obvious. What a shame.

Ruthie gave rendition of 'I Dreamed a Dream' that must've had SuBo cringing. And the way they lied to Watson the other night, the campmates were at it again with exaggerated applause and ludicrous compliments.

"What's your happiest ever moment"? No surprise Richie and Kay pretended it was something related to their other half. Desperate to come across as caring romantic types..instead of the selfish cheaters they've been proven as.

And then we had more singing rubbish. All of them seem to think they have capable vocals? You see this is what comes of lying to people and encouraging something that's not there, instead of being frank and telling them they can't sing for toffee.

Kay prancing around showing off his "catwalk skills", so ridiculous he looked better stumbling around as Friar Tuck.

[Cherie]

Have you thought about doing a TV column, :laugh: very funny

[rusticgal]

Hilarious...a hidden talent. :laugh:

[Pro Sniper]

Cherie, rusti, unlike Ruthie and most of those other camp clowns, I don't fall for faux flattery :smug: In any case, these postings aren't supposed to be humorous. It's serious analysis of desperate characters in a deeply flawed show.

Kay the first to run to the DR to tell how "gutted" he was over Arnold getting the boot. Types like him don't care for anyone bar themselves. And yet there they all were, standing round the fire giving little speeches in memory of Arnold like she was no longer with us in physical existence. EMBARRASSING. And Richie seizing on the opportunity to get touchy-feely with Plummer again as she put on her own personal grieving act.

Now tasked with choosing their own trialists, desperado North was unsurprisingly happy to "throw his hat in the ring". Derbyshire and Watson remarkably appearing even more desperate than North. Kay still clearly chomping at the bit to do one but doesn't want to appear too pushy..so is content enough to take a back seat for the moment and wait to time his run nearer the finish.

It's no wonder Derbyshire was all hyped up and raring to go, she probably found the card detailing the next trial..

"take a star off a friendly dog disguised as a vicious wolf"
"retrieve keys with pigeons above head"
"unscrew star from centre of barrel with couple of baby millipeeds a mile away"
"unscrew star from centre of barrel with lots of baby toads a mile away"
"move into clean, brightly lit tunnel and unscrew star with baby lizard looking on in corner"
"unscrew star with comatosed snake mile away"
"unscrew star with baby snakes crawling around in corners"
"unscrew star with a few sleeping scorpions miles away"
"pick star out of water barrel, which will be left on shelf at the top so you don't have to rumble with the friendly eels at the botton"
"unscrew star with single crow hopping around"

PATHETIC. What's even more shameful is they came up with a complete baby trial and the weakling could only manage to get 9 stars. Ant&Dec did their best to joke their way out of this absurd pandering session but you can always tell when they are utterly embarrassed and ashamed whenever this happens. She said she was "proud of herself" and scampered back to camp to revel in ridiculous celebrations. She did her best to describe it like it required "herculean effort.. but you could tell most of them just wanted her to STOP, especially Watson - who when got description of what was required, realised he'd have personally smashed that mickey mouse trial with blindfold on and arm&leg tied to each other.

Kay: "The most difficult fairground game I've ever played"..and yet they want us to believe they only dropped 1 ball??? You could even see their ball was about to drop during many of their fist supposed "successes" only for the visual to quickly cut away and come back to when it was coasting up the home straight. RIDICULOUS.

During the "win stars and gifts from home" rubbish, Fletcher was conveniently left EMPTY handed..which allowed her to bring back those manufactured puddles. And not to be left out of the "poor me" awards, we found out that North also missed out. But watch how they get the chance to "win them" at some point down the line. They do that sort of crap all the time. Especially when it comes to their pet favs, delaying these "homey treats" actually aids their cause. Richie desperate to come across as caring and sharing by offering Fletcher one of his sweets. PATHETIC.

Ruthie predictably the 2nd boot. She really should've been 1st boot after desperately spilling that Royal rubbish.

[GoldHeart]

:joker::joker:

[rusticgal]

Cherie, rusti, unlike Ruthie and most of those other camp clowns, I don't fall for faux flattery :smug: In any case, these postings aren't supposed to be humorous. It's serious analysis of desperate characters in a deeply flawed show.





Its not faux flattery on my part. I do enjoy reading your analysis because I find it amusing and Im sorry if its not meant to be. Its so well constructed and full of negativity its hard to take it seriously even though you do make interesting observations. I have this vision of you constructing these posts hunched over your computer like Ebenezer Scrooge...:laugh:

[rionablue]

Cherie, rusti, unlike Ruthie and most of those other camp clowns, I don't fall for faux flattery :smug: In any case, these postings aren't supposed to be humorous. It's serious analysis of desperate characters in a deeply flawed show.

Kay the first to run to the DR to tell how "gutted" he was over Arnold getting the boot. Types like him don't care for anyone bar themselves. And yet there they all were, standing round the fire giving little speeches in memory of Arnold like she was no longer with us in physical existence. EMBARRASSING. And Richie seizing on the opportunity to get touchy-feely with Plummer again as she put on her own personal grieving act.

Now tasked with choosing their own trialists, desperado North was unsurprisingly happy to "throw his hat in the ring". Derbyshire and Watson remarkably appearing even more desperate than North. Kay still clearly chomping at the bit to do one but doesn't want to appear too pushy..so is content enough to take a back seat for the moment and wait to time his run nearer the finish.

It's no wonder Derbyshire was all hyped up and raring to go, she probably found the card detailing the next trial..

"take a star off a friendly dog disguised as a vicious wolf"
"retrieve keys with pigeons above head"
"unscrew star from centre of barrel with couple of baby millipeeds a mile away"
"unscrew star from centre of barrel with lots of baby toads a mile away"
"move into clean, brightly lit tunnel and unscrew star with baby lizard looking on in corner"
"unscrew star with comatosed snake mile away"
"unscrew star with baby snakes crawling around in corners"
"unscrew star with a few sleeping scorpions miles away"
"pick star out of water barrel, which will be left on shelf at the top so you don't have to rumble with the friendly eels at the botton"
"unscrew star with single crow hopping around"

PATHETIC. What's even more shameful is they came up with a complete baby trial and the weakling could only manage to get 9 stars. Ant&Dec did their best to joke their way out of this absurd pandering session but you can always tell when they are utterly embarrassed and ashamed whenever this happens. She said she was "proud of herself" and scampered back to camp to revel in ridiculous celebrations. She did her best to describe it like it required "herculean effort.. but you could tell most of them just wanted her to STOP, especially Watson - who when got description of what was required, realised he'd have personally smashed that mickey mouse trial with blindfold on and arm&leg tied to each other.

Kay: "The most difficult fairground game I've ever played"..and yet they want us to believe they only dropped 1 ball??? You could even see their ball was about to drop during many of their fist supposed "successes" only for the visual to quickly cut away and come back to when it was coasting up the home straight. RIDICULOUS.

During the "win stars and gifts from home" rubbish, Fletcher was conveniently left EMPTY handed..which allowed her to bring back those manufactured puddles. And not to be left out of the "poor me" awards, we found out that North also missed out. But watch how they get the chance to "win them" at some point down the line. They do that sort of crap all the time. Especially when it comes to their pet favs, delaying these "homey treats" actually aids their cause. Richie desperate to come across as caring and sharing by offering Fletcher one of his sweets. PATHETIC.

Ruthie predictably the 2nd boot. She really should've been 1st boot after desperately spilling that Royal rubbish.

Do you actually LIKE anyone this year pro :)

[Pro Sniper]

Wise up rusti I was only winding you up(esp with "serious analysis" bit. Couldn't believe I got an experienced player such as yourself with that one :bigsmile:) However, it is indeed my honest view of what's going on. But I'm well aware that much like how lyrics and music can be perceived, people will inevitably have differing views on each and every piece. Also, remove that vision and replace with 'kicked back on La-Z-Boy' ;)

bluey, I've already answered that earlier. With desperation RIFE, this isn't the place to find out if these people have good hearts.

After having a little "poor me" moment, Pritchard and Farah were trying to cook up some sort of "bromance"(one that is clearly LEGLESS)

Fake hugs between Kay&Fletcher to start the day. Fletcher was all smiles in the DR, no doubt after being put at ease by her production pals that her treats from home were either a) not given/won't be given b) being delayed(much more likely) to garner more favour from the gullible public. Fletcher then plugged her crummy podcast and boasted how wealthy it was. This is ultimately what sickens me most about these people, when you consider the impoverished state a vast part of the globe resides in, the biggest pleasure these fortunate, self-professed "VIPs" get comes from either who they are mingling with and/or from sitting in their counting castles counting their coin. DISGUSTING.

Have you ever sat on a bench and pretended to stretch backwards with enough force so that it would topple over? Well nauseating North is 1-up on you. PATHETIC. I wonder what's left in his desperate bag of "tricks". This is the sort of nonsense that could do him no harm IF it was one-horse race..but in this particular field there's a couple who aren't badly positioned when it comes to challenging for favouritism. So a tad too much of that contrived crap can actually lose the desperado significant support. If his production pals do in fact want him to win then they'll wise him up to this before it's too late.. otherwise they'll let him burn to allow their actual/other plans to prosper. It could actually already be a little late as I checked the odds after the show and I now see that puddle faced Fletcher has overtaken him and became the fav for the 1st time.

Another easy DD challenge but another dumb answer given to **** it up. The fact that the toilet seat is clearly down for women to complain often enough about men pissing on it, do they think men take the time to lift it up before flushing? It just doesn't make sense. So to answer that low a % is absolutely baffling. And why was Fletcher acting like the man by having Farah be the one to take her crooked arm as they headed back?? it looked ridiculous.

Kay so desperate to get airtime he's teaching people how to mop a god damn floor. I remember years back as my first job after leaving school this idiot tried to teach me some sort of mop 'tekkers'. That was enough for me to quit and never return.

Just when we thought we'd escaped Ruthie's dreadful voice, they fit another of her dreadful renditions in, with Derbyshire claiming "goosebumps". Compare that trash to something that is truly goosebump heavy such as THIS (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQXXQTH_unU&t=0m11s&ab_channel=AlSEN)

Watson got the gig for the trial as they pretty much agreed on last night..and Derbyshire was in the DR stating how there was 10 stars on offer, but she "imagined he'd get 8or9" more like HOPED for, so as not to overshadow her "efforts" the night before. Either way she's had it as far as fooling people as once they all get home and see the baby trial she got gifted they'll be open mouthed that she ridiculously left 2 stars behind in what has to be the easiest trial of all time. And that's why it was always likely this trial for Watson would be much tougher, and so it proved to be. Imagine Derbyshire in that 1? she'd have been hospitalize after 1 burl through the batter. Watson went back with 50% worth and Richie of all people was complaining about him "milking" the situation. Equivalent to Perez Hilton calling Richie a name dropper. And talking of name droppers, Kay was at it again, desperate to impress people with crappy tale of dinner with failed PM.

No great surprise again with the vote-offs. Callard appeared to know she was clinging on, but Derbyshire looked quite shocked. She probably figured her "colossal haul" in her baby trial was enough to boost her to auto "top 5". Also, did you see how they slipped in Ritchie saying nice things on both their highlights packages? this is to prompt them into choosing him as their "winner". It worked a treat.

[GoldHeart]

Yeah as soon as Jordan "fell" off the bench i knew it was for attention , how does anyone get that clumsy to fall flat backwards like that :rolleyes: . It felt like he was re enacting a Mr Bean sketch or something .

As i said already Shane is a massive hypocrite, he's in no position to accuse anyone of "milking it" , when he's the biggest self centred overbearing idiot in there :bored: .

[rusticgal]

Yeah as soon as Jordan "fell" off the bench i knew it was for attention , how does anyone get that clumsy to fall flat backwards like that :rolleyes: . It felt like he was re enacting a Mr Bean sketch or something .

As i said already Shane is a massive hypocrite, he's in no position to accuse anyone of "milking it" , when he's the biggest self centred overbearing idiot in there :bored: .


Agree on both accounts...

[rusticgal]

Wise up rusti I was only winding you up(esp with "serious analysis" bit. Couldn't believe I got an experienced player such as yourself with that one :bigsmile:) However, it is indeed my honest view of what's going on. But I'm well aware that much like how lyrics and music can be perceived, people will inevitably have differing views on each and every piece. Also, remove that vision and replace with 'kicked back on La-Z-Boy' ;)

bluey, I've already answered that earlier. With desperation RIFE, this isn't the place to find out if these people have good hearts.

After having a little "poor me" moment, Pritchard and Farah were trying to cook up some sort of "bromance"(one that is clearly LEGLESS)

Fake hugs between Kay&Fletcher to start the day. Fletcher was all smiles in the DR, no doubt after being put at ease by her production pals that her treats from home were either a) not given/won't be given b) being delayed(much more likely) to garner more favour from the gullible public. Fletcher then plugged her crummy podcast and boasted how wealthy it was. This is ultimately what sickens me most about these people, when you consider the impoverished state a vast part of the globe resides in, the biggest pleasure these fortunate, self-professed "VIPs" get comes from either who they are mingling with and/or from sitting in their counting castles counting their coin. DISGUSTING.

Have you ever sat on a bench and pretended to stretch backwards with enough force so that it would topple over? Well nauseating North is 1-up on you. PATHETIC. I wonder what's left in his desperate bag of "tricks". This is the sort of nonsense that could do him no harm IF it was one-horse race..but in this particular field there's a couple who aren't badly positioned when it comes to challenging for favouritism. So a tad too much of that contrived crap can actually lose the desperado significant support. If his production pals do in fact want him to win then they'll wise him up to this before it's too late.. otherwise they'll let him burn to allow their actual/other plans to prosper. It could actually already be a little late as I checked the odds after the show and I now see that puddle faced Fletcher has overtaken him and became the fav for the 1st time.

Another easy DD challenge but another dumb answer given to **** it up. The fact that the toilet seat is clearly down for women to complain often enough about men pissing on it, do they think men take the time to lift it up before flushing? It just doesn't make sense. So to answer that low a % is absolutely baffling. And why was Fletcher acting like the man by having Farah be the one to take her crooked arm as they headed back?? it looked ridiculous.

Kay so desperate to get airtime he's teaching people how to mop a god damn floor. I remember years back as my first job after leaving school this idiot tried to teach me some sort of mop 'tekkers'. That was enough for me to quit and never return.

Just when we thought we'd escaped Ruthie's dreadful voice, they fit another of her dreadful renditions in, with Derbyshire claiming "goosebumps". Compare that trash to something that is truly goosebump heavy such as THIS (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQXXQTH_unU&t=0m11s&ab_channel=AlSEN)

Watson got the gig for the trial as they pretty much agreed on last night..and Derbyshire was in the DR stating how there was 10 stars on offer, but she "imagined he'd get 8or9" more like HOPED for, so as not to overshadow her "efforts" the night before. Either way she's had it as far as fooling people as once they all get home and see the baby trial she got gifted they'll be open mouthed that she ridiculously left 2 stars behind in what has to be the easiest trial of all time. And that's why it was always likely this trial for Watson would be much tougher, and so it proved to be. Imagine Derbyshire in that 1? she'd have been hospitalize after 1 burl through the batter. Watson went back with 50% worth and Richie of all people was complaining about him "milking" the situation. Equivalent to Perez Hilton calling Richie a name dropper. And talking of name droppers, Kay was at it again, desperate to impress people with crappy tale of dinner with failed PM.

No great surprise again with the vote-offs. Callard appeared to know she was clinging on, but Derbyshire looked quite shocked. She probably figured her "colossal haul" in her baby trial was enough to boost her to auto "top 5". Also, did you see how they slipped in Ritchie saying nice things on both their highlights packages? this is to prompt them into choosing him as their "winner". It worked a treat.


:joker:....another masterpiece.

[Cherie]

Mo needs to win this :fc:

two many boasters and braggers in there

[rusticgal]

Mo needs to win this :fc:

two many boasters and braggers in there


Yes...Im getting a bit tired of all the name dropping. Mo or Giovanna for me...

[rusticgal]

So apparently Ruthie thought the cameras were OFF and her comments about shagging Edward wouldnt be shown...yeah right :laugh:
She couldnt wait for the opportunity to tell her story as she knew its what the producers wanted prior to going in...perhaps she thought only telling Shane would make it more discreet...but it was clear she was dying to tell him using his Windsor story as an introduction to hers...
Why would she think the Microphones were OFF? and why would she think they wouldnt show it?...

[Mystic Mock]

Production opening up the show with pet Richie again. This time he was pretending he had "stomach cramps".

North complaining about the rancid smell of the toilet. You can see where he's coming from, I mean after you enjoy pissing all over the floor it's a real head scratcher as to why it doesn't smell like a bed of roses.

Kay looking desperate and ridiculous as he traipsed around as Friar Tuck. And Farah must be the most unconvincing Robin Hood there's ever been.

Watson's version of Nessun Dorma was reminder of just how mediocre his voice is. Although you wouldn't have thought it by his campmates OTT reactions to it..which was as if Placido Domingo had overtaken his body.

The trial was a doddle as expected. Richie must've demanded he be given the same one that was a breeze last time. Don't let them fool you by the fact they missed out on the full house. Taking that 1 star away from them was their way of trying to camoflauge the fact they just gifted them and their greedy bellies another easy dinner. And did you see the giant slab of meat they were gifted? They were rewarded like they got 13 stars.

The usual "we're breaking up" sombre ceremony took place and it was as fake and nauseating as always. Richie predictably at the forefront, lying his head off about them meeting as strangers and leaving as "besties". Do you have a besty who belittles you? or questions your worthiness of being in same place as them? what about one who pisses all over communal area? Yes, we all need Richie and North type "besties" in our lives. And Ruthie looked ridiculous as she thanked them all for helping her "pull down her mask". She was making out that all her life she's been waiting on meeting a bunch of Z-list celeb clowns like herself to "stop her being frightened". Kay fit in his now well oiled tearing up act..and then Plummer followed..all the while Fletcher is sat there with puddles all over her face. This is when you know if people are simply doing this for show. Tears(even croc ones) are quickly and naturally wiped away and are never left to form puddles all the way down to the cheeks, unless it's for wanted effect. First sign of serious desperation from Fletcher.

Arnold was the predictable first boot and that's how it played out. Although maybe a wise choice given that she picked North as her winner. The silly girl obviously doesn't realise that it's fake ass exhibitionists like him that suppress the presence of people like herself on the show.

You're a bit harsh on Russell's singing, he has a pretty strong voice imo and I'm a fan of Rock Music so there's no bias from me.

I personally was shocked at Hollie saying that she wanted Jordan to win when she seemed closer to some of the girls.

[GoldHeart]

You're a bit harsh on Russell's singing, he has a pretty strong voice imo and I'm a fan of Rock Music so there's no bias from me.

I personally was shocked at Hollie saying that she wanted Jordan to win when she seemed closer to some of the girls.

I like Russell's singing

And they all seem to want Jordan & Shane to win :bored: , Ruthie mentioned also wanting Gi to win so I guess that's something.

[Mystic Mock]

I like Russell's singing

And they all seem to want Jordan & Shane to win :bored: , Ruthie mentioned also wanting Gi to win so I guess that's something.

The Show is clearly trying to gear up to a Jordan & Shane final two imo.

[GoldHeart]

The Show is clearly trying to gear up to a Jordan & Shane final two imo.

And now I'm hearing Vernon's argument was edited out ,so clearly ITV want Vernon there till the end aswell :notimpressed: .

[Mystic Mock]

And now I'm hearing Vernon's argument was edited out ,so clearly ITV want Vernon there till the end aswell :notimpressed: .

What argument?:laugh:

[GoldHeart]

What argument?:laugh:

Apparently when they were doing the task to win keys , remember when Ruthie & Mo kept dropping the balls ??.

Turns out Vernon kept telling them what to do ,and Ruthie snapped at him according to rumours.

Which doesn't surprise me as Vernon seems like a know it all, and even when other people were cooking he kept getting involved :rolleyes: .

[rusticgal]

Apparently when they were doing the task to win keys , remember when Ruthie & Mo kept dropping the balls ??.

Turns out Vernon kept telling them what to do ,and Ruthie snapped at him according to rumours.

Which doesn't surprise me as Vernon seems like a know it all, and even when other people were cooking he kept getting involved :rolleyes: .


To be fair....I think he was just trying to help. I read somewhere as a game show host he was always there encouraging people...so I get that. However it’s annoying if you are trying to concentrate and Ruthie isn’t one to take criticism. As for the cooking...being the main cook he was guiding in order that the much awaited meal wasn’t ruined. He meant well...

[GoldHeart]

To be fair....I think he was just trying to help. I read somewhere as a game show host he was always there encouraging people...so I get that. However it’s annoying if you are trying to concentrate and Ruthie isn’t one to take criticism. As for the cooking...being the main cook he was guiding in order that the much awaited meal wasn’t ruined. He meant well...

I'm talking about when he WASN'T cook , he still felt the need to get involved . He's definitely a fuss pot . So I'm not surprised if he rubs people up the wrong way.

I understand the whole game show host thing , but I'd find him annoying aswell.

[rusticgal]

I'm talking about when he WASN'T cook , he still felt the need to get involved . He's definitely a fuss pot . So I'm not surprised if he rubs people up the wrong way.

I understand the whole game show host thing , but I'd find him annoying aswell.


....and when he wasn’t cooking...he was trying to help and give advice. You can see it as ‘interfering’ and if you don’t like him that’s exactly what you will see. However some people cannot help getting involved because they simply like to help.
I do it when my son is cooking for his girlfriend...and my husband sort of kicks me under the table to not interfere...but I’m really only trying to help.

[GoldHeart]

....and when he wasn’t cooking...he was trying to help and give advice. You can see it as ‘interfering’ and if you don’t like him that’s exactly what you will see. However some people cannot help getting involved because they simply like to help.
I do it when my son is cooking for his girlfriend...and my husband sort of kicks me under the table to not interfere...but I’m really only trying to help.

Mehh
I don't think advice is bad , but Vernon comes across fussy . And no it isn't because I'm not a fan of his . That's genuinely how I see him , even on family fortunes and other TV shows he acts that way .

[Pro Sniper]

Another morning, more huggies from Fletcher..desperate to have those recipients choose her as their winner once they get the boot.

Richie given yet another outing, this time to "win" a bloody pub night. It's no wonder they're all so desperate to stay there given it's proving to be 1 huge jolly up.

More exaggerated gloominess over the departure of Callard and Derbyshire. North looked like he was being "comforted" at the funeral of close relative.

I wasn't aware the finale was coming around so quick. I found out only yesterday that the final ep is only couple of days away on the 4th. With that in mind, I realised the desperation from these freaks was due to be on full throttle. And so when it came to who gets the next trial decision, I got exactly what I was expecting. First we find out through Richie that Fletcher got the nod.."WE know mumma G" he said..but since WE(viewers) didn't get to see how that came about, we can only imagine how she bulldozed her way into that gig. However it came about, one could tell she clearly wasn't thrilled about having to SHARE the experience. When Plummer desperately asked if she "wanted a women by her side" Fletcher said NO with the shake of her head but spoke like she was completely indifferent. It was like a huffy: NO, I certainly don't want U(another female) getting any of my credit, but at the same time it's all messed up now so I couldn't care less. All I wanted was to go away on my jack jones and come back a hero. But looking over at desperate Kay I can already see he's never going to allow that to happen. :hmph: And so it proved. For after Plummer, Pritchard and the constant airtime hunting North chucked their names forward, Kay piped up(with the backing of his sleazeball mate Richie) and got what he's been craving for days. And was it ever in doubt they'd let these 2 pet favs leave with anything less than a full house? There wasn't even a clock to compete against in this stupid one.

When trialists get back to camp and explain their roles they almost always without fail overhype what was asked of them. This one was no different, as Fletcher said: "(There was fishguts blah, blah, blah)..and I have to somehow throw the contents of it over to Vernon" She actually slipped in the word "somehow", like there was force fields and all sorts of other evils stopping her from freely lobbing slimy stuff into a bucket about a yard away. RIDICULOUS.

As expected the karaoke proved to be an utter mess with them all fighting to outdo each other. Kay's uncalled for and completely out of place breakdancing efforts edging them all in the desperation stakes.

2 more vote-offs and still no surprise. They tried again to get another couple to pick Ritchie as their winner. Using the same tactics on Plummer(adding him saying nicety in her highlights pack) but this time it FAILED. Fletcher obviously ahead of Ritchie on this one as those fake morning huggies bore fruit) They at least got Watson to say it. But notice how they change how they ask the question when they have answer in mind? When they're fishing for specific name they have puppets Ant&Dec ask them who they THINK will win. Who really gives a damn about that? We always want to know who they personally WANT to win. This question should never be altered..but they do it by way of pushing/endorsing a forced narrative.

Anyway, ALL the pet favs remain..but I see nauseating North has headed Fletcher in the betting again and is once again the absurd fav. Did his tomfoolery in the karaoke session bring him back in favour again? Who the hell knows with the GBP. So god damn fickle and easily amused.

[GoldHeart]

I was wondering why Ant & Dec changed the question to who do you think/ want will win . Why not just make them answer who they want to win .

I'm glad Jess & Russell still said who they wanted to win .

It's obvious Jordan the village idiot is going to win with shane big gob & Vernon by his side in the final :bored: .

[Beastie]

I would like to point out to Pro Sniper that your last post made me laugh :laugh: I love how your so cynical about IAC. But think you are right about G maybe wanting to do the trial on her own but actually Vernon came off better in the trial. She got the easy end as she also got the easy end when all the girls did that joint task in the locks.

Pro Sniper I am guessing you want Mo or AJ to win because I have noticed you haven't said anything negative about them? Or I may be wrong.

Who do you want to win?

[Pro Sniper]

Beastie, in all honesty I never care for who wins these shows. I DESPISE arrogant, flashy, entitled, desperate types with any behaviour of that sort..but unfortunately those types and that behavior is generally what gets rewarded on these platforms. When you think about the sort of liars and fraudsters these shows attract, being cynical toward it is quite justified imo. The best result I can only ever ask for is lesser of evil. The 2 names you put forward would have to be at the top of that list. But it's also why I fully expect them both to be gone by the end of tonight's show..

North: "I hope Bev's alright" Pretending he's concerned about an experienced 60odd y-old woman being away from him for a day. How did Callard ever manage to make it into her twilight years without his daily presence? He felt a "lil bit fuzzy" .. NOT hungover "fuzzy".. just, I'm playing up again and desperate for more airtime "fuzzy". PATHETIC.

Next from the bag of desperate "tricks" was suggesting hideNseek :facepalm: I always remember the bull****ting Vicky Pattison tried this rubbish in the aussie version of this.. only for her no-nonsense aussie campers to immediately shut it/her down for the baloney it was. These idiots humored this moron which allowed him to count elephant numbers, before pretending to search all around the castle(when he knew fine well where they'd all gone) and when he eventually went to "find them" they all enjoyed a good old bout of falser than false laughter. DESPERATE.

On to another easy coin "challenge"..I wonder what they'll be offered as treats? It surely won't be those treats from home?? It surely couldn't possibly be those silly treats that I predicted the pigs were all along delaying. PATHETIC. And North was in the DR conveniently saying "for some reason, don't ask me why, I took over the chalkboard"(even though he admits to being terrible with numbers) which implies "the reason" he took control was because his DR mates already informed him of both Q+A..and he was there to make sure they pretended to "work out" the correct answer. You see, when it's little chocolate treats, biscuits or anything else, they don't mind leaving it open to failure, but when it's something as "juicy" as treats/letters from home(something so important to the show, as well as to a couple of their pet-favs) there's simply NO WAY they would ever have had possibility of failure.

Inevitably, the usual croc tears were spilled during the generic readings..with all of them forcing out 1 or 2 droplets..dreaming about how much support and votes this would earn them.

During the next trial decision we seen another desperate struggle to be involved. With Farah already locked into 1st slot, the cringing battle to fill the 2nd was there for all to see. North again being at the forefront. And what was even more ridiculous was we had Richie, the man who blurted out "let's be fair" last night(when giving Kay a leg up) shortly after coming back from his 350th challenge/trial.. was actually seen accusing others of being too bullish about taking part.

With no pet fav involved in the trial this time, we had another one where failure was made quite possible..hence the 50% success rate. These are the sort of trials they should have to face ALL THE TIME. They shouldn't just feature exclusively to stitch up undervalued or peripheral characters.

2 more vote-offs and the highly predictable happened again. Production got their sickening wish of having nothing but pet favs left at the end.

[rusticgal]

Jordan and the elephant counting was just pathetic....the fickle will find it endearing..he knows exactly what he is doing.

[GoldHeart]

Jordan and the elephant counting was just pathetic....the fickle will find it endearing..he knows exactly what he is doing.

I'm surprised he didn't throw himself on the floor and giggle saying "oopsie daisies" :bored: .

How does he present a radio show??? , this nursery child behaviour is beyond tiresome . Imagine winning a TV show because you act like an infantile idiot :notimpressed: .

[rusticgal]

I'm surprised he didn't throw himself on the floor and giggle saying "oopsie daisies" :bored: .

How does he present a radio show??? , this nursery child behaviour is beyond tiresome . Imagine winning a TV show because you act like an infantile idiot :notimpressed: .


I mean if he played that game with his mates...he wouldnt be saying 'elephant' between each number. It was all done to endear the public...playing the camp baby. It worked for whats her name last year but he is taking it to the extreme in hope of achieving the same thing...

[GoldHeart]

I mean if he played that game with his mates...he wouldnt be saying 'elephant' between each number. It was all done to endear the public...playing the camp baby. It worked for whats her name last year but he is taking it to the extreme in hope of achieving the same thing...

He's going to win counting elephants ,I'm done :bored: :facepalm: .

[Cherie]

I mean if he played that game with his mates...he wouldnt be saying 'elephant' between each number. It was all done to endear the public...playing the camp baby. It worked for whats her name last year but he is taking it to the extreme in hope of achieving the same thing...

He's going to win counting elephants ,I'm done :bored: :facepalm: .

He is going to be excruciating in Cyclone

I wonder who will go last, that will be some battle :laugh:

[GoldHeart]

He is going to be excruciating in Cyclone

I wonder who will go last, that will be some battle :laugh:

I'm in 2 minds whether to watch it or not :rolleyes: , AJ & Mo would of been fantastic in this :bawling:.

[Beastie]

Shane and G will go first and second in the cyclone. And Vernon and Jordan 3rd and 4th. Not sure in which order :laugh:

[rusticgal]

He is going to be excruciating in Cyclone

I wonder who will go last, that will be some battle :laugh:



Giovanna 1st....Jordan (I cant do anything..) 2nd....Shane 3rd and Vernon last.

[Crimson Dynamo]

I'm in 2 minds whether to watch it or not :rolleyes: , AJ & Mo would of been fantastic in this :bawling:.

AJ?

he would have been useless

[Cherie]

Giovanna 1st....Jordan (I cant do anything..) 2nd....Shane 3rd and Vernon last.

Close...Jordon kept tripping poor dear

[rusticgal]

Close...Jordon kept tripping poor dear




Lightweight...:laugh:

[GoldHeart]

Close...Jordon kept tripping poor dear

He's such a idiot, he started going the wrong way aswell.

But all that aside I enjoyed the cyclone lool

[rusticgal]

The Cyclone is brilliant...:laugh:

[GoldHeart]

The Cyclone is brilliant...:laugh:

:joker: Yeah best thing about the show

[Pro Sniper]

Richie encouraged Farah to duet with him in another "skit"..and while obviously not the sharpest tool around, Farah("struggling" to string a few simple words together) was surely dumbing himself down for laughs? All in all I think Friends is a good comedy but there was quite a few times where they produced brutally bad material. Like the ep where Joey was trying to learn French and he was simply making up his own words. That's what this scene reminded me of. Utter cack.

Another easy coin challenge where 2 rotten elfs were in their element..dancing around like clowns trying to outdo each other with wordplay. And did you see how chance of failure was brought back when there wasn't pet favs to pander to with sickly letters from home? Their consolation treat was rendition of jingle bells by the 2 rotten elfs. EMBARRASSING.

"Cyclone" is back and from players to viewers I've never understood the hype and "excitement" around this. IF failure was made possible then at least it would have that edge to it, but it's not. They ease up on the pressure they hit them with near the end of the 10mins and allow them to settle on their positions. RIDICULOUS. The only interesting thing it has to it is its (hidden)hierarchical structure. From top to bottom symbolizing "strength" to weakness, how they "decide" who goes where. If deciding off of weight and physicality, the order generally comes across as fairly logical..but there's many times the places simply don't correspond with that ruling. In this particular order there was no obvious discord. But did you see daddly lanky longlegs trying to impress everyone by SPRINTING up that that hill! what happened there, did someone whisper in his ear that a busty page 3 girl was waiting at the top?

North "couldn't believe" he made it to the Cyclone. And if you believe that tosh, you'll believe Ruthie "accidently" and "regrettfully" spilled that smutty Royal tale.

When they began the reminiscing rubbish, Kay predictably brought up his "message from home" being his highlight. And Fletcher(seeing what he was doing) fired back with that time being her "toughest time". "What, not getting your treats from home" Kay said. I could've gained a tad of respect for him if only he'd said, "What, when they delayed your treat from home just so they could have you milk it with a poor me moment, and then gift you the added bonus of actually receiving it a little later? Of course even in the game of desperate gameplaying, this would be seen as poor sportsmanship.

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA repugnant Richie is GONE! He was absolutely bewildered that his cock&bull routine didn't carry him through to the final night. Bitter that he's no longer in the running to be crowned "King" of the castle, no surprise he gave big swerve to his so-called "buddies" and opted for "Queen" instead.

[rusticgal]

I really think Shane was gutted....he thought he had it in the bag.

Coming 4th must be as sickening as being 1st out...:laugh:

[Pro Sniper]

Indeed rusti. That's just how arrogant some of them are. From day dot they have themselves penciled into finale night. So they can't possibly hide their disappointment/shocked face when their name is said beforehand. Anyway, I'll be occupied and won't be around for the rotten finale so I'll give my predicted placings now + the reasons covering WHY each won(in the event of)..

"Winner") Fletcher (reason for win> Missus of McFly + media connections)

Runner-up) North (reason for win> sucked in gullibles + gay community)

Turd) Kay (reason for win> horny women)

[Marsh.]

Beastie, in all honesty I never care for who wins these shows.

:joker::joker::joker:

[Mystic Mock]

Apparently when they were doing the task to win keys , remember when Ruthie & Mo kept dropping the balls ??.

Turns out Vernon kept telling them what to do ,and Ruthie snapped at him according to rumours.

Which doesn't surprise me as Vernon seems like a know it all, and even when other people were cooking he kept getting involved :rolleyes: .

It sounds like to me that he was trying to help like Rusticgal has said.

[Mystic Mock]

Another morning, more huggies from Fletcher..desperate to have those recipients choose her as their winner once they get the boot.

Richie given yet another outing, this time to "win" a bloody pub night. It's no wonder they're all so desperate to stay there given it's proving to be 1 huge jolly up.

More exaggerated gloominess over the departure of Callard and Derbyshire. North looked like he was being "comforted" at the funeral of close relative.

I wasn't aware the finale was coming around so quick. I found out only yesterday that the final ep is only couple of days away on the 4th. With that in mind, I realised the desperation from these freaks was due to be on full throttle. And so when it came to who gets the next trial decision, I got exactly what I was expecting. First we find out through Richie that Fletcher got the nod.."WE know mumma G" he said..but since WE(viewers) didn't get to see how that came about, we can only imagine how she bulldozed her way into that gig. However it came about, one could tell she clearly wasn't thrilled about having to SHARE the experience. When Plummer desperately asked if she "wanted a women by her side" Fletcher said NO with the shake of her head but spoke like she was completely indifferent. It was like a huffy: NO, I certainly don't want U(another female) getting any of my credit, but at the same time it's all messed up now so I couldn't care less. All I wanted was to go away on my jack jones and come back a hero. But looking over at desperate Kay I can already see he's never going to allow that to happen. :hmph: And so it proved. For after Plummer, Pritchard and the constant airtime hunting North chucked their names forward, Kay piped up(with the backing of his sleazeball mate Richie) and got what he's been craving for days. And was it ever in doubt they'd let these 2 pet favs leave with anything less than a full house? There wasn't even a clock to compete against in this stupid one.

When trialists get back to camp and explain their roles they almost always without fail overhype what was asked of them. This one was no different, as Fletcher said: "(There was fishguts blah, blah, blah)..and I have to somehow throw the contents of it over to Vernon" She actually slipped in the word "somehow", like there was force fields and all sorts of other evils stopping her from freely lobbing slimy stuff into a bucket about a yard away. RIDICULOUS.

As expected the karaoke proved to be an utter mess with them all fighting to outdo each other. Kay's uncalled for and completely out of place breakdancing efforts edging them all in the desperation stakes.

2 more vote-offs and still no surprise. They tried again to get another couple to pick Ritchie as their winner. Using the same tactics on Plummer(adding him saying nicety in her highlights pack) but this time it FAILED. Fletcher obviously ahead of Ritchie on this one as those fake morning huggies bore fruit) They at least got Watson to say it. But notice how they change how they ask the question when they have answer in mind? When they're fishing for specific name they have puppets Ant&Dec ask them who they THINK will win. Who really gives a damn about that? We always want to know who they personally WANT to win. This question should never be altered..but they do it by way of pushing/endorsing a forced narrative.

Anyway, ALL the pet favs remain..but I see nauseating North has headed Fletcher in the betting again and is once again the absurd fav. Did his tomfoolery in the karaoke session bring him back in favour again? Who the hell knows with the GBP. So god damn fickle and easily amused.

Rule 101 of life, the UK nearly always has bad taste.:laugh:

[Pro Sniper]

So puddle face Fletcher did in fact get the silly crown as predicted.

Talk about the party being sucked from someone. Nauseating North was all set to boogie into the night as "King of the castle"(having a great old laugh at all the morons he fooled into gifting him that absurd title) only to leave as a hopeless runner-up. He tried his best to hide his BITTER disappointment as he pretended to be delighted for "such a deserved winner" but etched across his insincere mug was just what a waste of time it all was to go through all that rubbish act for 3 weeks and hit no paydirt. CLOWN.

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[rusticgal]

So puddle face Fletcher did in fact get the silly crown as predicted.

Talk about the party being sucked from someone. Nauseating North was all set to boogie into the night as "King of the castle"(having a great old laugh at all the morons he fooled into gifting him that absurd title) only to leave as a hopeless runner-up. He tried his best to hide his BITTER disappointment as he pretended to be delighted for "such a deserved winner" but etched across his insincere mug was just what a waste of time it all was to go through all that rubbish act for 3 weeks and hit no paydirt. CLOWN.

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:joker:

[arista]

The Cyclone is brilliant...:laugh:


Yes I wish they would stop putting the Cameras on Ant and Dec
so much.

[GoldHeart]

:joker:

Jordan definitely looks disappointed he didn't win :hehe::laugh: , he behaved like a nursery child for nothing .

[Marsh.]

He has a career boost and his fee for appearing. I'm sure he's not bothered about not getting the flowery crown and the wooden stick.

[Mystic Mock]

So puddle face Fletcher did in fact get the silly crown as predicted.

Talk about the party being sucked from someone. Nauseating North was all set to boogie into the night as "King of the castle"(having a great old laugh at all the morons he fooled into gifting him that absurd title) only to leave as a hopeless runner-up. He tried his best to hide his BITTER disappointment as he pretended to be delighted for "such a deserved winner" but etched across his insincere mug was just what a waste of time it all was to go through all that rubbish act for 3 weeks and hit no paydirt. CLOWN.

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Tbf to Jordan I don't think that there's anything wrong with wanting to win the Show.