hello

[Kate!]

hello. I've drank a whole bottle of peach schnapps since 6pm and am feeling pie eyed haha.

What you all choosing as your tipple tonight. Xx

[thesheriff443]

Tea might have a sprite chaser

[rusticgal]

Three glasses of champagne...feeling quite light headed :laugh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

i have lots of new malt but i bought some JW red label ( a great cooking blend) and some lovely cool clear Sauv to have with our pizza

i may have a cuban later too

[Kate!]

Three glasses of champagne...feeling quite light headed :laugh:

Woop!

[rusticgal]

Woop!


Whoop whoop...:laugh:

[Kate!]

Whoop whoop...:laugh:

have a good night Rusti. Xx

[rusticgal]

have a good night Rusti. Xx



Lol...you too Kate xx

[Kate!]

Lol...you too Kate xx

I'll be passed out before midnight hehe.

[hijaxers]

hello. I've drank a whole bottle of peach schnapps since 6pm and am feeling pie eyed haha.

What you all choosing as your tipple tonight. Xx

Kate ya naughty girl ! You'll be out for the count by ten! :laugh:

[Kate!]

Kate ya naughty girl ! You'll be out for the count by ten! :laugh:

Lmao. Yes and I'll be up again by midnight full of beans. Xx

[hijaxers]

Well i'm not innocent ~ been on Prosecco all aft with my mate ! On the dry Martini now so gonna feed the foxes at 9.30 and then collapse into a coma.

[Kate!]

Well i'm not innocent ~ been on Prosecco all aft with my mate ! On the dry Martini now so gonna feed the foxes at 9.30 and then collapse into a coma.

Woop! Prosecco and Martini. Gorgeous. Xx

[Alf]

I'm on the Manhattan's, which is Bourbon, Vermouth and a couple of dashes of angostura bitters, shaken in ice and served with a maraschino cherry on a cocktail stick.

I went all cocktaily this Christmas.

[Beso]

16 guinesses..a prosecco, with cassis. One bottle of red wine...(the f f f kind) 4 tennents lager delivered from scotland for xmas, to be enjoyed tonight...and a skitters worth of baileys.

[Kate!]

16 guinesses..a prosecco, with cassis. One bottle of red wine...(the f f f kind) 4 tennents lager delivered from scotland for xmas, to be enjoyed tonight...and a skitters worth of baileys.

Blimming heck Parmy. I'm coming round your house. Xx

[Beso]

Blimming heck Parmy. I'm coming round your house. Xx

For sex?

[Beso]

Cause if it's not, you better bring a lump of coal.

[Kate!]

Cause if it's not, you better bring a lump of coal.

I'll bring the coal :joker:

[Beso]

I'll bring the coal :joker:

I'll bring the lump:wavey:

[user104658]

Pineapple juice :hee:. So I'll have to soberly take in the full brunt of 2021.

On the plus side, my cum will taste a darn sight better than Parmy's after his 16 guinesses.

[Beso]

Nothing wrong with a foamy mouth...

Unless your a dog.

[Kate!]

Pineapple juice :hee:. So I'll have to soberly take in the full brunt of 2021.

On the plus side, my cum will taste a darn sight better than Parmy's after his 16 guinesses.

Nothing wrong with a foamy mouth...

Unless your a dog.

Screaming!

[thesheriff443]

Screaming!

The only thing getting either of these two’s cum is the sock draw.

[Kate!]

The only thing getting either of these two’s cum is the sock draw.

Genius :joker::joker:

[Beso]

The only thing getting either of these two’s cum is the sock draw.

Just get a bog roll and roll it up your belly, then roll it back and pop it back when done.:smug:

[Kate!]

Thats terrible.

[thesheriff443]

Thats terrible.

Wot a wanker :joker:

[Beso]

Thats terrible.

Not when you live on your own.:smug:

[Kate!]

This thread!!! :shocked: what has it become:laugh:

[thesheriff443]

Not when you live on your own.:smug:

That’s not what women want to hear parmy

[thesheriff443]

This thread!!! :shocked: what has it become:laugh:

Drinkers posting will cause this to happen Kate

[Kate!]

Drinkers posting will cause this to happen Kate

yes very true Sheriff. X

[Beso]

That’s not what women want to hear parmy

Its not what they want to see either.

:nono:

That and the curtains are seemingly not items to involve in anyway regarding that nonsense.:nono:

[Alf]

This thread!!! :shocked: what has it become:laugh:It has turned sticky, hasn't it?

[Beso]

I prefer moist.

[thesheriff443]

Its not what they want to see either.

:nono:

That and the curtains are seemingly not items to involve in anyway regarding that nonsense.:nono:

You shouldn’t be doing it your customers houses in the first place

[thesheriff443]

I’m waiting for toy soldier to get back from the sock draw unless he is saving it
The last stroke before midnight

[Beso]

You shouldn’t be doing it your customers houses in the first place

As funny as that thought is..:joker:

My bench is set at waist height and the edges of an opened tv are very very sharp...even though I must demand the customer leave the room nowadays due to the covid situation, the edges are just to risky.

It's not the thickest of things.:nono:

[Vanessa]

I've got Belle&co. I can't drink alcohol.

[Alf]

I prefer moist.Put a damp flannel over it then.

[thesheriff443]

I've got Belle&co. I can't drink alcohol.

An Italian not drinking, what’s the world coming to.

[thesheriff443]

Put a damp flannel over it then.

He needs a cold shower

[Kate!]

I've got Belle&co. I can't drink alcohol.

Aww how come you can't drink Ness? Have you treated yourself to some good things to eat tonight? Xx

[thesheriff443]

Aww how come you can't drink Ness? Have you treated yourself to some good things to eat tonight? Xx

She did get sent some socks for Christmas

[Beso]

I’m waiting for toy soldier to get back from the sock draw unless he is saving it
The last stroke before midnight

Didnt you know toy soldier is actually Jonty from BB



Hes having a 2 hour conversation atm with harry(who is actually an old Adidas 1989 edition single sock) and Jessica, the sock for feat n toes with five toe compartments.

[thesheriff443]

Didnt you know toy soldier is actually Jonty from BB



Hes having a 2 hour conversation atm with harry(who is actually an old Adidas 1989 edition single sock) and Jessica, the sock for feat n toes with five toe compartments.

I’m prefer tights myself

[Vanessa]

Aww how come you can't drink Ness? Have you treated yourself to some good things to eat tonight? Xx

I got a MacDonald. Didn't want to cook tonight :laugh:

[Vanessa]

She did get sent some socks for Christmas

I did just buy some socks :joker:

[Beso]

I’m prefer tights myself

Not over the head with a syringed orange in your mouth I hope.:fist:

[thesheriff443]

I did just buy some socks :joker:

You haven’t got a cock have you :joker::joker:

[Kate!]

Not over the head with a syringed orange in your mouth I hope.:fist:

:shocked:

[Beso]

I got a MacDonald. Didn't want to cock tonight :laugh:


Not like you.

[Beso]

:shocked:

But you are ok with someone chugging away into your tights..:joker:

[thesheriff443]

Not over the head with a syringed orange in your mouth I hope.:fist:

You are clearly drinking in the wrong pub parmy

[Kate!]

But you are ok with someone chugging away into your tights..:joker:

:oh: no

[thesheriff443]

:oh: no

As a sober man I can only apologise for parmy’s crude language

[Beso]

Ok..no sexual asphyxiation jokes, no "banter" Socks only..

Tights are banned yeah?

[user104658]

I feel like I created something awful with my post. Like a mad scientist who has finally gone too far and created a monster.

[thesheriff443]

I feel like I created something awful with my post. Like a mad scientist who has finally gone too far and created a monster.

I feel for you when ammi reads this thread ts
You could of been head boy this year

[Kate!]

I feel like I created something awful with my post. Like a mad scientist who has finally gone too far and created a monster.

What's that coming over the hill?
Is it a monster?
No its Parmy.

:joker:

[Kate!]

I feel for you when ammi reads this thread ts

:joker: oh this is hilarious

[thesheriff443]

:joker: oh this is hilarious

He was virtually head boy

[Beso]

What's that coming over the hill?
Is it a monster?
No its Parmy.

:joker:


Dont insult the taste of my cum...that's all I'm sayin :joker:

[Kate!]

Dont insult the taste of my cum...that's all I'm sayin :joker:

that wasn't me. :hmph:

[thesheriff443]

Dont insult the taste of my cum...that's all I'm sayin :joker:

Toy soldier did that , do keep up parm

[Kate!]

I thought more tibbers would have been online tonight than us few. Xx

[thesheriff443]

that wasn't me. :hmph:

Men need to realise the way to a woman’s heart is not with a mouthful of cum

[thesheriff443]

I thought more tibbers would have been online tonight than us few. Xx

They lurking in the background like curtain twitchers

[Beso]

that wasn't me. :hmph:

I know..it was the mad scientist..


He started it.:joker:

[Beso]

Toy soldier did that , do keep up parm

Yes. I know..

Dont worry about me.:nono:

[AnnieK]

What is going on in here then?? :laugh:

[thesheriff443]

What is going on in here then?? :laugh:

Another female, well hello lol

[caprimint]

Bloody hell

[thesheriff443]

Bloody hell

No real fire works just adults having a giggle

[Crimson Dynamo]

What did I stumble into ��

[user104658]

What is going on in here then?? [emoji23]Parmy tried to get into Kate's heart with a mouthful of bitter Guinness cum and then I was disowned by Ammi.

And people said 2021 was going to be better than 2020 :bawling:

[Strictly Jake]

Sorry beem zoom partying all night to 70s and 80s somgs its been ace. Hello Kate. All the best to you hun xxx oh and it was beer and wine for me. Gonna have a headache in the morning

[Ammi]

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[Vanessa]

:joker: spot onhttps://media.giphy.com/media/2tSk579HlpT7n8VOY9/giphy.gif

[user104658]

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