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arista
03-03-2021, 03:38 PM
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Whatever next?
Vicky.
03-03-2021, 03:45 PM
I would love to know what you search for to find stories like this :D
Niamh.
03-03-2021, 03:45 PM
I know i shouldn't laugh but the thread titles is hilarious :laugh:
Crimson Dynamo
03-03-2021, 03:48 PM
I wonder who could have done that..?
bots
03-03-2021, 03:50 PM
Tomorrow there will be groups offering good deals on patios around the village :laugh:
Ammi
03-03-2021, 03:52 PM
...new paving just installed in Meghan and Harry’s garden...witnesses at Storrington saw Brunette pregnant woman...
Ammi
03-03-2021, 03:53 PM
...that’s not that far from my mother in law...I’ll ask her for the word on the street...
Niamh.
03-03-2021, 03:56 PM
...new paving just installed in Meghan and Harry’s garden...witnesses at Storrington saw Brunette pregnant woman...

Will she does own Sussex, doesn't she?
Ammi
03-03-2021, 03:58 PM
Will she does own Sussex, doesn't she?

...a pavement wedding gift..?...:fan:...
arista
03-03-2021, 03:59 PM
I would love to know what you search for to find stories like this :D


My Twitter feed is Professional
Niamh.
03-03-2021, 04:09 PM
...a pavement wedding gift..?...:fan:...

She needed something concrete to prove she's really their ruler
Ammi
03-03-2021, 04:13 PM
She needed something concrete to prove she's really their ruler

...:laugh:...everything is her asphalt, isn’t it...
arista
03-03-2021, 04:13 PM
I wonder who could have done that..?



Yes Expensive to buy.
Hence Nicked overnight
Niamh.
03-03-2021, 04:14 PM
...:laugh:...everything is her asphalt, isn’t it...

:laugh:

Everyone trying to tar her with the same brush as all the other American's :nono:
Ammi
03-03-2021, 04:17 PM
:laugh:

Everyone trying to tar her with the same brush as all the other American's :nono:

...so good that she was able to sidewalk their disapproval of her American (walk)ways....
Niamh.
03-03-2021, 04:19 PM
...so good that she was able to sidewalk their disapproval of her American (walk)ways....

Some would say she's been leading poor Harry down a path of destruction
Ammi
03-03-2021, 04:21 PM
Some would say she's been leading poor Harry down a path of destruction

...she’s so name dropping Hollywood, I imagine she was just trying to impress Christopher Walkon...
rusticgal
03-03-2021, 04:24 PM
My...the obsession.. :hee:
Niamh.
03-03-2021, 04:25 PM
My...the obsession.. :hee:

Obsessed with a good pun :hee:
Ammi
03-03-2021, 04:29 PM
...I reckon Harry was missing his Great British (pavement) Pound....
Ammi
03-03-2021, 04:31 PM
...I’d thieve a (pavement) parade for you...


...really thoughtful wife...