Saph
25-04-2021, 07:15 PM
except any songs from cheek 2 cheek or a star is born
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THE SKIPS
always a skip
83. Jewels N' Drugs (feat many rappers)
just awful wtf was she thinking with this.. TRASH
82. Hey Girl (with lawrence chaney n the machine)
bored ****less doesn't cut it.. an awful filler track
81. Disco Heaven
what and why does this even exist, it doesn't fit with The Fame at all.
80. Brown Eyes
so bloody long and boring
79. Dope
completely ruins the flow of Artpop. awful. delete.
78. Grigio Girls
again, why did this need to exist? Coulda left it in the drafts sis
77. John Wayne
never liked this one, horrible beat and awful lyrics.
76. The Queen
I think some fan who killed themselves wrote lyrics on this.. that doesnt give it a free pass. its horrid.
THE SLIGHT BOPS
these songs aren't bad, they just might get skipped sometimes
75. Just Another Day
a bit boring but I can tolerate it more than the previous ones
74. Boys Boys Boys
I used to love this but as myself and the song have aged I find myself cringing at it
73. Million Reasons
great vocals but way too droany and moany
72. Paper Gangsta
unlike boys boys boys, this one has grown on me in recent years
71. Again Again
deserved to be on the standard album more than brown eyes did
70. Money Honey
its a bop but its such a cheap rip off of just dance.. they basically sound the same
69. Angel Down
as far as droany moany songs go, this aint too bad
68. Sour Candy (ft Blac Chyna)
I dont like whatever song they sampled on this. sounds too much like the Katy song whatever that was called
67. Come To Mama
its cute... but cute next to gorgeous, gorgeous is gonna, y'know, devour cute.
66. Sexxx Dreams
I dont really know what it is about this one, it just puts me off?
65. A-YO
a decent track when compared with the rest of Joanne. but when compared with her other stuff, its number 65.
64. Teeth
the fame monster was almost so perfect, until you reach this track.
63. Bad Kids
"I'm a nerd, I chew gum and smoke in your face I'm absurd" ..woah imma need you to calm down
62. Dancin In Circles
it just reminds me of Jessica Simpsons 'these boots are made for walking' and I cant unhear it
61. Perfect Illusion
I'll never forget the first time I heard this and I was so distraught because it wasn't the bop we'd all expected. years later I can appreciate it for what it is
60. Diamond Heart
a nice album opener, its neither great nor bad.. just good
THE BOPS
these songs might not be the best of the best, but they're pretty damn good
59. Do What U Want (ft sherry pie)
you can take her off the digital album but she'll always be on the physical
58. Hair
this song goes off.. but its nearly on Bad Kids level of cringey lyrics
57. Black Jesus Amen Fashion
dark and punk mixed with bright and jolly.. work it, black jesus!
56. Summerboy
years ago this wouldve been a skip, but I've grown rather fond of it recently.
55. 1000 Doves
one thousand do-uh-uh-uh-uh-uhvs
54. Aura
always reminds me of the good old days of the 2013 stan wars when everyone tried to get Gags cancelled over this song nnn
53. Sinners Prayer
the prayer was for a Joanne song to make the top 50.
52. Replay
Its a nice song, but ironically the replay value isnt high for me.
51. MANiCURE
I still dont know if this is pronounced just manicure or man i cure?
50. Artpop
a strange melancholy track that sits in the middle of the album but somehow works (unlike dope)
49. Highway Unicorn (Road2Luv)
I still have no idea what this is even about but it slaps so who cares
48. Americano
I've only recently started to really like this one so who knows, in years to come it could be higher
47. Fun Tonight
literally me on every night out
46. The Fame
such a BOP even all these years later. Always reminds me of the ANTM cycle 12 promo
45. Sine From Above (ft Reg Dwight)
miss elton must've taken a viagra because she went hard on this one!
44. Stupid Love
in years to come, this one might be one to look back on and feel nostalgic, but for now its a comfortable 44.
43. Joanne
I wrote this about JoJo after she disappeared post-2006
42. Eh Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)
well.. what can I say... nothing else
41. Fashion!
no not the iconic song later covered by Heidi Montag. This is the less-good Fashion.
40. The Cure
we were all so desp for some pop after Joanne that Gags chucked this one out
CAN YOU SAY LEGENDARIC? /tiffany
all these songs are iconic and I will not hear anything less
39. Beautiful Dirty Rich
daddy im so sorry im so s-s-sorry yeh, we just like to party like to p-p-party yeh
38. Enigma
somehow makes me feel very nostalgic despite only being released last year
37. You and I
if we just ignore the whole Jo Calderone mess then this song is one for the country history books
36. Bloody Mary
even bloody mary herself probably shook her ass to this
35. Judas
the christians were fuming when this one dropped! I remember all the posts about how shes trying to get kids to worship Satan
34. Just Dance (ft some guy idk)
always an iconic bop, undoubtably one of her best party tracks, but also undoubtably one of her worst tracks lyrically
33. Scheibe
I cant do the symbol on this keyboard
32. Swine
the fact that this is about Perez makes it so much juicier
31. Plastic Doll
an underrated track from her latest album, its an instant classic girls get into it
30. Starstruck (ft Florida)
that classic late 00s funky pop sound makes this a capsule in time ..one that I open everyday
29. 911
the music video really elevated this song and gave it much more of a story. before it was a bit of a sore thumb on the album
28. LoveGame
remember when everyone said she had a penis lol
27. Donatella
this one has grown on me a lot recently, before it was one I didn't really notice much. The melody and vocals are top notch
26. Government Hooker
I know people will be fuming with this one being so high, but in the words of the Sugababes, "I dont care what they say, im not about to pay nobodys way, cause its all about the dark in me mmhmm"
25. Speechless
this is how a slow song is done correctly! take note Million Reasons, and all the other slow songs in the bottom of this list!
24. Free Woman
dont try and tell me this isnt a 100% pure BOP
23. Bad Romance
I love and hate this one, love the memories of it back in the day, hate that I've heard it so many damn times over the years. I guess you could say thats a bad romance..
22. Venus
its a travesty that this never got a proper release and was shafted for DWUW, that also didnt get a proper release.. hashtagjustice4artpop
21. Mary Jane Holland
one of her most underrated songs ever, Jesus literally died for this!
THE BEST OF THE BEST!
iconic, legendary, beautiful, skinny, clear skin, fresh hair
20. Poker Face
we've all heard it about 19,583 times but its still just as good after all these listens!
19. Fashion of His Love
deluxe tracks often dont leave much to be desired, but this has always been a solid fave! should've made the standard album over a couple of other tracks for sure.
18. I Like It Rough
this would've been a HIT had it been a single! It has that classic The Fame era sound that just wouldn't work on any other album
17. Electric Chapel
the instrumental on this one is historic, again, would've made a great single over You and I.
16. G.U.Y.
I cant think of this without seeing Lisa Vanderpump bashing a tambourine or Kim Richards strumming a guitar out of time
15. Alice
she may be looking for wonderland, but I found it when I heard this iconic song ;cry;
14. Heavy Metal Lover
sex. drugs. rock n roll. red wine. cheap perfume. filthy pout. this song has it all.
13. Babylon
its a shame the people of Babylon never got to hear this, they would've loved it.
12. Alejandro
some of the best production of any Gags song here. its like her very own La Isla Bonita
11. Born This Way
speaking of madonna.. the video to this track will always be one of her best. back when everything was so new and didnt feel forced. this song is and will always be, an all star.
10. Applause
speaking of things being forced.. from one of her best videos to one of her worst.. this song was done dirty in that respect but remains one of her best bangers to date.
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9. Paparazzi
so simple yet so good, the slightly erratic tune and the hypnotic vocals make this song the iconic masterpiece it still is today. rest in peace Lina Morgana, you would've loved the scene where Gaga falls off a building
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8. Dance In The Dark
pop at its finest! its eerie, creepy and dark but still so good to dance to. maybe even in the dark.
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7. Rain On Me (ft arena grande)
one of the best pop songs in years! the charts have been lacking any good strong pop girl songs for ages now so thank god Gags managed to breathe a bit of life back into the charts.
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6. Monster
"I asked my girlfriend if she'd seen you round before, she mumbled something while we got down on the floor, we might've ****ed not really sure dont quite recall, but something tells me that ive seen him yeah, that boy is a monsteeeeeer" this line alone is top 10 worthy!
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5. Gypsy
just a strong solid great song. I love the build up to the chorus and the eventual explosion when it hits. also the "I dont speak German but I try" line is a nice nod to Scheibe
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4. So Happy I Could Die
is how I felt after hearing this ICONIC song. some say its about being sober, some say its about masturbation.. either way its a great song.
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3. The Edge Of Glory
despite its dark sound and video, I always consider this a summer banger! some of her best lyrics and visuals of her early career here. Although it was a hit at the time, its a song that rarely gets brought up nowadays.. it definitely deserves more love and attention
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2. Telephone (ft Beeyonsay)
from what I gather, fans and even Gag herself aren't big on this HIT.. idk why because its such an iconic track and was probably the biggest pop female crossover of the 2010s. still think they did Bey dirty with those bangs tho..
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1. Marry The Night
this whole video was a moment! no matter how many 'short films' she makes for MVs they'll never top this one. Part of me wishes this track was the lead single instead of BTW, but the other part of me loves that this is a lesser known single (by the GP), it makes it feel more special. The lyrics and production are one of her best, I remember being shook to my core that this was the opening track to the BTW album. even now I have to pause and take 5 minutes to gather myself before continuing, its that impactful!
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THE SKIPS
always a skip
83. Jewels N' Drugs (feat many rappers)
just awful wtf was she thinking with this.. TRASH
82. Hey Girl (with lawrence chaney n the machine)
bored ****less doesn't cut it.. an awful filler track
81. Disco Heaven
what and why does this even exist, it doesn't fit with The Fame at all.
80. Brown Eyes
so bloody long and boring
79. Dope
completely ruins the flow of Artpop. awful. delete.
78. Grigio Girls
again, why did this need to exist? Coulda left it in the drafts sis
77. John Wayne
never liked this one, horrible beat and awful lyrics.
76. The Queen
I think some fan who killed themselves wrote lyrics on this.. that doesnt give it a free pass. its horrid.
THE SLIGHT BOPS
these songs aren't bad, they just might get skipped sometimes
75. Just Another Day
a bit boring but I can tolerate it more than the previous ones
74. Boys Boys Boys
I used to love this but as myself and the song have aged I find myself cringing at it
73. Million Reasons
great vocals but way too droany and moany
72. Paper Gangsta
unlike boys boys boys, this one has grown on me in recent years
71. Again Again
deserved to be on the standard album more than brown eyes did
70. Money Honey
its a bop but its such a cheap rip off of just dance.. they basically sound the same
69. Angel Down
as far as droany moany songs go, this aint too bad
68. Sour Candy (ft Blac Chyna)
I dont like whatever song they sampled on this. sounds too much like the Katy song whatever that was called
67. Come To Mama
its cute... but cute next to gorgeous, gorgeous is gonna, y'know, devour cute.
66. Sexxx Dreams
I dont really know what it is about this one, it just puts me off?
65. A-YO
a decent track when compared with the rest of Joanne. but when compared with her other stuff, its number 65.
64. Teeth
the fame monster was almost so perfect, until you reach this track.
63. Bad Kids
"I'm a nerd, I chew gum and smoke in your face I'm absurd" ..woah imma need you to calm down
62. Dancin In Circles
it just reminds me of Jessica Simpsons 'these boots are made for walking' and I cant unhear it
61. Perfect Illusion
I'll never forget the first time I heard this and I was so distraught because it wasn't the bop we'd all expected. years later I can appreciate it for what it is
60. Diamond Heart
a nice album opener, its neither great nor bad.. just good
THE BOPS
these songs might not be the best of the best, but they're pretty damn good
59. Do What U Want (ft sherry pie)
you can take her off the digital album but she'll always be on the physical
58. Hair
this song goes off.. but its nearly on Bad Kids level of cringey lyrics
57. Black Jesus Amen Fashion
dark and punk mixed with bright and jolly.. work it, black jesus!
56. Summerboy
years ago this wouldve been a skip, but I've grown rather fond of it recently.
55. 1000 Doves
one thousand do-uh-uh-uh-uh-uhvs
54. Aura
always reminds me of the good old days of the 2013 stan wars when everyone tried to get Gags cancelled over this song nnn
53. Sinners Prayer
the prayer was for a Joanne song to make the top 50.
52. Replay
Its a nice song, but ironically the replay value isnt high for me.
51. MANiCURE
I still dont know if this is pronounced just manicure or man i cure?
50. Artpop
a strange melancholy track that sits in the middle of the album but somehow works (unlike dope)
49. Highway Unicorn (Road2Luv)
I still have no idea what this is even about but it slaps so who cares
48. Americano
I've only recently started to really like this one so who knows, in years to come it could be higher
47. Fun Tonight
literally me on every night out
46. The Fame
such a BOP even all these years later. Always reminds me of the ANTM cycle 12 promo
45. Sine From Above (ft Reg Dwight)
miss elton must've taken a viagra because she went hard on this one!
44. Stupid Love
in years to come, this one might be one to look back on and feel nostalgic, but for now its a comfortable 44.
43. Joanne
I wrote this about JoJo after she disappeared post-2006
42. Eh Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)
well.. what can I say... nothing else
41. Fashion!
no not the iconic song later covered by Heidi Montag. This is the less-good Fashion.
40. The Cure
we were all so desp for some pop after Joanne that Gags chucked this one out
CAN YOU SAY LEGENDARIC? /tiffany
all these songs are iconic and I will not hear anything less
39. Beautiful Dirty Rich
daddy im so sorry im so s-s-sorry yeh, we just like to party like to p-p-party yeh
38. Enigma
somehow makes me feel very nostalgic despite only being released last year
37. You and I
if we just ignore the whole Jo Calderone mess then this song is one for the country history books
36. Bloody Mary
even bloody mary herself probably shook her ass to this
35. Judas
the christians were fuming when this one dropped! I remember all the posts about how shes trying to get kids to worship Satan
34. Just Dance (ft some guy idk)
always an iconic bop, undoubtably one of her best party tracks, but also undoubtably one of her worst tracks lyrically
33. Scheibe
I cant do the symbol on this keyboard
32. Swine
the fact that this is about Perez makes it so much juicier
31. Plastic Doll
an underrated track from her latest album, its an instant classic girls get into it
30. Starstruck (ft Florida)
that classic late 00s funky pop sound makes this a capsule in time ..one that I open everyday
29. 911
the music video really elevated this song and gave it much more of a story. before it was a bit of a sore thumb on the album
28. LoveGame
remember when everyone said she had a penis lol
27. Donatella
this one has grown on me a lot recently, before it was one I didn't really notice much. The melody and vocals are top notch
26. Government Hooker
I know people will be fuming with this one being so high, but in the words of the Sugababes, "I dont care what they say, im not about to pay nobodys way, cause its all about the dark in me mmhmm"
25. Speechless
this is how a slow song is done correctly! take note Million Reasons, and all the other slow songs in the bottom of this list!
24. Free Woman
dont try and tell me this isnt a 100% pure BOP
23. Bad Romance
I love and hate this one, love the memories of it back in the day, hate that I've heard it so many damn times over the years. I guess you could say thats a bad romance..
22. Venus
its a travesty that this never got a proper release and was shafted for DWUW, that also didnt get a proper release.. hashtagjustice4artpop
21. Mary Jane Holland
one of her most underrated songs ever, Jesus literally died for this!
THE BEST OF THE BEST!
iconic, legendary, beautiful, skinny, clear skin, fresh hair
20. Poker Face
we've all heard it about 19,583 times but its still just as good after all these listens!
19. Fashion of His Love
deluxe tracks often dont leave much to be desired, but this has always been a solid fave! should've made the standard album over a couple of other tracks for sure.
18. I Like It Rough
this would've been a HIT had it been a single! It has that classic The Fame era sound that just wouldn't work on any other album
17. Electric Chapel
the instrumental on this one is historic, again, would've made a great single over You and I.
16. G.U.Y.
I cant think of this without seeing Lisa Vanderpump bashing a tambourine or Kim Richards strumming a guitar out of time
15. Alice
she may be looking for wonderland, but I found it when I heard this iconic song ;cry;
14. Heavy Metal Lover
sex. drugs. rock n roll. red wine. cheap perfume. filthy pout. this song has it all.
13. Babylon
its a shame the people of Babylon never got to hear this, they would've loved it.
12. Alejandro
some of the best production of any Gags song here. its like her very own La Isla Bonita
11. Born This Way
speaking of madonna.. the video to this track will always be one of her best. back when everything was so new and didnt feel forced. this song is and will always be, an all star.
10. Applause
speaking of things being forced.. from one of her best videos to one of her worst.. this song was done dirty in that respect but remains one of her best bangers to date.
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9. Paparazzi
so simple yet so good, the slightly erratic tune and the hypnotic vocals make this song the iconic masterpiece it still is today. rest in peace Lina Morgana, you would've loved the scene where Gaga falls off a building
d2smz_1L2_0
8. Dance In The Dark
pop at its finest! its eerie, creepy and dark but still so good to dance to. maybe even in the dark.
ueeLMXo8-gE
7. Rain On Me (ft arena grande)
one of the best pop songs in years! the charts have been lacking any good strong pop girl songs for ages now so thank god Gags managed to breathe a bit of life back into the charts.
AoAm4om0wTs
6. Monster
"I asked my girlfriend if she'd seen you round before, she mumbled something while we got down on the floor, we might've ****ed not really sure dont quite recall, but something tells me that ive seen him yeah, that boy is a monsteeeeeer" this line alone is top 10 worthy!
dDvEY8LT4x0
5. Gypsy
just a strong solid great song. I love the build up to the chorus and the eventual explosion when it hits. also the "I dont speak German but I try" line is a nice nod to Scheibe
hsqaZK_oB9Y
4. So Happy I Could Die
is how I felt after hearing this ICONIC song. some say its about being sober, some say its about masturbation.. either way its a great song.
zbF2kzZe1mc
3. The Edge Of Glory
despite its dark sound and video, I always consider this a summer banger! some of her best lyrics and visuals of her early career here. Although it was a hit at the time, its a song that rarely gets brought up nowadays.. it definitely deserves more love and attention
QeWBS0JBNzQ
2. Telephone (ft Beeyonsay)
from what I gather, fans and even Gag herself aren't big on this HIT.. idk why because its such an iconic track and was probably the biggest pop female crossover of the 2010s. still think they did Bey dirty with those bangs tho..
EVBsypHzF3U
1. Marry The Night
this whole video was a moment! no matter how many 'short films' she makes for MVs they'll never top this one. Part of me wishes this track was the lead single instead of BTW, but the other part of me loves that this is a lesser known single (by the GP), it makes it feel more special. The lyrics and production are one of her best, I remember being shook to my core that this was the opening track to the BTW album. even now I have to pause and take 5 minutes to gather myself before continuing, its that impactful!
cggNqDAtJYU
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