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Beso
25-06-2021, 10:49 PM
Always log out before 12am.

:wavey:

DouglasS
25-06-2021, 10:59 PM
It dies quickly as it approaches midnight parmy

Beso
25-06-2021, 11:05 PM
Thanks douglas/duggie/Doug.

I only came back in to say that christian ronaldo is being interviewed by our french friend on ITV1 plus one.

ThomasC
26-06-2021, 08:56 AM
Always be on your best behaviour!

...and don’t take life too seriously, you only live once.

Don’t spend too much time on the computer, go and explore the world and meet people.

Toy Soldier
27-06-2021, 12:50 PM
Always be on your best behaviour!

...and don’t take life too seriously, you only live once.

Don’t spend too much time on the computer, go and explore the world and meet people.


Haven’t you heard? It’s the Cornetto Virus Parmdemic mate. Half of us are contractually obligated to sit at home in front of our screens, logged into Microsoft Teams, pretending to be busy; but actually arguing about Meghan Markle on defunct Big Brother forums.

2021 iznitt.

Marsh.
27-06-2021, 12:52 PM
Haven’t you heard? It’s the Cornetto Virus Parmdemic mate. Half of us are contractually obligated to sit at home in front of our screens, logged into Microsoft Teams, pretending to be busy; but actually arguing about Meghan Markle on defunct Big Brother forums.

2021 iznitt.

:joker:

Crimson Dynamo
27-06-2021, 01:49 PM
not a tibb tip but a way to get rid of midgies

https://scontent.fgla3-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-0/s600x600/205766883_4749507488397954_8696426735827223536_n.j pg?_nc_cat=103&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=mrKVbFnWXcQAX9ujE7y&_nc_ht=scontent.fgla3-2.fna&tp=7&oh=41cf0135fae3134f15fa7edc82836357&oe=60DC762C

Mokka
27-06-2021, 01:52 PM
Haven’t you heard? It’s the Cornetto Virus Parmdemic mate. Half of us are contractually obligated to sit at home in front of our screens, logged into Microsoft Teams, pretending to be busy; but actually arguing about Meghan Markle on defunct Big Brother forums.

2021 iznitt.

My second favorite quote by you :joker::joker:

Ammi
27-06-2021, 01:53 PM
not a tibb tip but a way to get rid of midgies

https://scontent.fgla3-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-0/s600x600/205766883_4749507488397954_8696426735827223536_n.j pg?_nc_cat=103&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=mrKVbFnWXcQAX9ujE7y&_nc_ht=scontent.fgla3-2.fna&tp=7&oh=41cf0135fae3134f15fa7edc82836357&oe=60DC762C

…the midges in Scotland in August are awful…I recall my dad running down a hill once screaming at them and leaving us as the top of the hill with them…(…he had a sting allergy…)….

Toy Soldier
27-06-2021, 02:19 PM
not a tibb tip but a way to get rid of midgies

https://scontent.fgla3-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-0/s600x600/205766883_4749507488397954_8696426735827223536_n.j pg?_nc_cat=103&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=mrKVbFnWXcQAX9ujE7y&_nc_ht=scontent.fgla3-2.fna&tp=7&oh=41cf0135fae3134f15fa7edc82836357&oe=60DC762C

FFS for a second I thought this was something real :fist:. We're going on holiday on the North Coast, mid July... it's going to be all-out war.

All I've got planned so far is "I hope it's windy that week".

ThomasC
27-06-2021, 02:20 PM
Haven’t you heard? It’s the Cornetto Virus Parmdemic mate. Half of us are contractually obligated to sit at home in front of our screens, logged into Microsoft Teams, pretending to be busy; but actually arguing about Meghan Markle on defunct Big Brother forums.

2021 iznitt.

Lol.

Well things are easing so there is stuff that can be done. :dance:

ThomasC
27-06-2021, 02:21 PM
not a tibb tip but a way to get rid of midgies

https://scontent.fgla3-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-0/s600x600/205766883_4749507488397954_8696426735827223536_n.j pg?_nc_cat=103&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=mrKVbFnWXcQAX9ujE7y&_nc_ht=scontent.fgla3-2.fna&tp=7&oh=41cf0135fae3134f15fa7edc82836357&oe=60DC762C

I read that as midgets. I was about to say, leave the midgets alone.

Lovely people. I've met a couple.

Beso
27-07-2023, 04:42 PM
I read that as midgets. I was about to say, leave the midgets alone.

Lovely people. I've met a couple.

We got rid of our wee midget.

Zizu
27-07-2023, 05:10 PM
FFS for a second I thought this was something real :fist:. We're going on holiday on the North Coast, mid July... it's going to be all-out war.

All I've got planned so far is "I hope it's windy that week".


Everyone raves about this !!

Apparently it’s part of the Army’s kit !!



Avon’s Skin So Soft This moisturiser was not created as a midge fighter but for some reason, someone realised it works against the beasties. Many people swear by this pleasant smelling body cream as an anti-midge defender. You can buy it online from Avon and many outdoor stores.


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Crimson Dynamo
27-07-2023, 05:16 PM
Everyone raves about this !!

Apparently it’s part of the Army’s kit !!



Avon’s Skin So Soft This moisturiser was not created as a midge fighter but for some reason, someone realised it works against the beasties. Many people swear by this pleasant smelling body cream as an anti-midge defender. You can buy it online from Avon and many outdoor stores.


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£5

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51mdQE9a5pL._AC_SL1500_.jpg

bots
27-07-2023, 05:26 PM
what that does is hydrate the skin making it more difficult for a midge to puncture the skin so you dont feel the sting

Crimson Dynamo
27-07-2023, 08:17 PM
i have always been sort of anti midge and iv had enough hols in prone areas

i think they prefer certain types

but basic mosquito coils work fine in static areas

out and about you are fcked tho

Beso
27-07-2023, 08:32 PM
The skin so soft is just a joke us scots have with complaining english folks...

Beso
27-07-2023, 08:32 PM
It's just us saying, you are a bunch of soft skinned pansies.

Quantum Boy
28-07-2023, 02:26 PM
We're going on holiday on the North Coast, mid July...

:bawling: :bawling: :bawling: The beginning of the end.

AnnieK
28-07-2023, 02:45 PM
:bawling: :bawling: :bawling: The beginning of the end.

Was that the rotten decking holiday?

Quantum Boy
28-07-2023, 02:57 PM
Was that the rotten decking holiday?

Yeah, that post was 2 weeks to the day before The Happening :joker:.

AnnieK
28-07-2023, 03:27 PM
Yeah, that post was 2 weeks to the day before The Happening :joker:.

:laugh:

Beso
28-07-2023, 06:03 PM
That's what you get for playing the banjo to hard in your dungarees and steel capped boots, TS.