Official Italian Team Fan Thread

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[ChristmasNeeve]

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You, me, Ramsay and Vanessa? :p

[Christmas Dynasnow]

is there a razor shortage in Italy?

[Calderyon]

You have left this quite late.

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

:dance:

[Ramsay]

The Italians, a great bunch of lads

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Such a shame Spinazzola won't be playing. But I'm still looking forward to the match.

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Italy is playing the world cup qualifiers in September.

[ChristmasNeeve]

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[Santa's NaughtiNess]

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[Christmas Dynasnow]

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So THAT is why Parmy lost that Just Eat job!

:shocked:

[ChristmasNeeve]

So THAT is why Parmy lost that Just Eat job!

:shocked:

:laugh:

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Leonardo Bonucci's girlfriend works on an Italian shopping channel. I often watch her as i am quite interested in her over the shoulder numbers

VOi-jBjz0To

[ChristmasNeeve]

For BOTS :fan:

Scotland to have a bank holiday if England lose

SCOTLAND will be treated to an impromptu bank holiday this coming Monday if England are beaten by Italy, it has been confirmed.

With Boris Johnson considering an extra day off if England win Euro 2020, Nicola Sturgeon has announced that Scotland will be get a similar bonus holiday if Gareth Southgate’s men suffer a disappointing defeat.

Sturgeon said: “Scotland is the only team that hasn’t lost to England during this whole tournament, so technically a win for Italy is a win for us too.

“It’s not official yet because we don’t want to tempt fate and hand over victory to the Three Lions. But rest assured the wheels are in motion and we’re poised to make it happen the second the ref blows the full-time whistle.

“I expect our exclusive, short-notice holiday might rub England fans up the wrong way, but remember how you booed our national anthem when we went head-to-head? Karma’s a bitch.”

She added: “Actually, a single day might not be enough time for us to process our euphoric joy at England’s defeat. Better make it a whole week just to be safe.”

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[Ammi]

…:love:…I’m there, they’re my sweepstake…or my pizzastake…?….


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[Ammi]

…Niamh has said that if I win the sweepstake, there’ll be a first time ever sweepstake award for the Euros…:fan:…

[ChristmasNeeve]

…Niamh has said that if I win the sweepstake, there’ll be a first time ever sweepstake award for the Euros…:fan:…

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[Ammi]

…:lovedup:…if I (Italy) win the TiBB sweepstake, can we have a profile award and can I donate it to Vanessa to wear in her profile please for her outstanding contribution to supporting everyone at all times everywhere….

[ChristmasNeeve]

…:lovedup:…if I (Italy) win the TiBB sweepstake, can we have a profile award and can I donate it to Vanessa to wear in her profile please for her outstanding contribution to supporting everyone at all times everywhere….

The Boss man would have to decide that :laugh: But she definitely deserves it :love:

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

…:lovedup:…if I (Italy) win the TiBB sweepstake, can we have a profile award and can I donate it to Vanessa to wear in her profile please for her outstanding contribution to supporting everyone at all times everywhere….

:amazed:

[bots]

For BOTS :fan:

Scotland to have a bank holiday if England lose

SCOTLAND will be treated to an impromptu bank holiday this coming Monday if England are beaten by Italy, it has been confirmed.

With Boris Johnson considering an extra day off if England win Euro 2020, Nicola Sturgeon has announced that Scotland will be get a similar bonus holiday if Gareth Southgate’s men suffer a disappointing defeat.

Sturgeon said: “Scotland is the only team that hasn’t lost to England during this whole tournament, so technically a win for Italy is a win for us too.

“It’s not official yet because we don’t want to tempt fate and hand over victory to the Three Lions. But rest assured the wheels are in motion and we’re poised to make it happen the second the ref blows the full-time whistle.

“I expect our exclusive, short-notice holiday might rub England fans up the wrong way, but remember how you booed our national anthem when we went head-to-head? Karma’s a bitch.”

She added: “Actually, a single day might not be enough time for us to process our euphoric joy at England’s defeat. Better make it a whole week just to be safe.”

https://cdn.thedailymash.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/20210510095251/nicola-sturgeon-relelected-667x375-1.jpg
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/scotland-to-have-a-bank-holiday-if-england-loses-20210709209987?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR3mf4Q42xl6-GAFHNP_xhD02hoAHW8qvTYJKNSk8keNxLzRr6HDnj9CYd8#Ech obox=1625829465

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[Santa's NaughtiNess]

I've got pizza and beer ready for tomorrow :cheer2:

[Christmas Dynasnow]

I've got pizza and beer ready for tomorrow :cheer2:

I have

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Pork scratchings and a joint of beef

[In the Drunk Tank]

Now you've all had your fun but I will be closing this thread sometime tomorrow afternoon after my 7th pint

[Christmas Dynasnow]

:laugh2:

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

That's ok. Will be busy tomorrow at work :laugh:

[ChristmasNeeve]

Now you've all had your fun but I will be closing this thread sometime tomorrow afternoon after my 7th pintGood job I'll be here to reopen it after I lock the English one [emoji854]

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[Alf]

Now you've all had your fun but I will be closing this thread sometime tomorrow afternoon after my 7th pintHear, hear

[Alf]

Good job I'll be here to reopen it after I lock the English one [emoji854]Bring it on, we're well known for our hooliganism.