Tell us a fact about yourself which sounds like a lie

[reecejackox]

I will start

I have never drunk a glass of alcohol

[LaLaLand]

I’m 6ft 8 and drive one of the smallest cars around.

[Zizu]

I’m related to a ex F1 World Champion !

Never met him ... sadly


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[Livia]

My great great uncle was a Labour MP for Poplar.

[Crimson Dynamo]

I shook hands with a man who shook hands with a man who walked on the moon.

[Cherie]

We were contacted by Heir Hunters last year about a distant relative who died in California intestate, so we have an inheritance unexpectedly coming our way

[michael21]

I like watching channel 4 news HD

[smudgie]

My family and I could not say goodbye to anybody in Africa because we had to sneak out.

[Cherie]

I threw a birthday card into the postbox with no stamps in error, went and bought another card and paid 1.70 postage and they both arrived in Ireland on the same day :fist:

[Mystic Mock]

I can count up to 12 in German, possibly higher if I really put my mind to it.

[Crimson Dynamo]

I can count up to 12 in German, possibly higher if I really put my mind to it.

Bearing in mind your political reveal the other day the forum remains unsurprised

:hehe:

[Mystic Mock]

Bearing in mind your political reveal the other day the forum remains unsurprised

:hehe:

:joker:

Very good.

[Beso]

I'm a very nice man.

[Beso]

We were contacted by Heir Hunters last year about a distant relative who died in California intestate, so we have an inheritance unexpectedly coming our way



I wonder if mock knows him.:shrug:

[Crimson Dynamo]

I'm a very nice man.

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[Smithy]

I met Marcus Rashford the other day but had no idea who he was

[ThomasC]

God, this is a hard question.

I have extensive experience in healthcare, perhaps?

I don't know whether some would consider that a lie how silly I can be on here, but I'm all for the laughs.

[hijaxers]

I've known 3 people who have killed or murdered other people, 2 were accidental , one went to jail other no time at all, the other less said the better.

[Mystic Mock]

I wonder if mock knows him.:shrug:

I'm afraid not.:joker:

[LaLaLand]

I've known 3 people who have killed or murdered other people, 2 were accidental , one went to jail other no time at all, the other less said the better.

:omgno: Do feel free to expand if you feel inclined on the last one!

[Beso]

I'm afraid not.:joker:

Don't ruin the thread.:party:

[Beso]

I shook hands with a man who shook hands with a man who walked on the moon.

Seen canary.

[Mystic Mock]

Don't ruin the thread.:party:

But my nickname is The Destroyer Of Threads.:devil:

[Beso]

But my nickname is The Destroyer Of Threads.:devil:

You said it was afraid not!?

[Mystic Mock]

You said it was afraid not!?

That's my Porn name.:joker:

[hijaxers]

:omgno: Do feel free to expand if you feel inclined on the last one!

I can't really because it was so awful a tv prog was made about it it was quite unbelievable what went on, hands cut off and teeth smashed out, i was , well everyone was that someone we knew from past was involved.

[Alf]

I can give multiple orgasm's to furniture just by sitting on it.

[Niamh.]

I shook hands with a man who shook hands with a man who walked on the moon.

Gavin shook hands with Neil Armstrong :hee:

Mine - I've had pins and needles in my left thumb for 23 years :skull:

[Crimson Dynamo]

I can give multiple orgasm's to furniture just by sitting on it.

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[Cherie]

Gavin shook hands with Neil Armstrong :hee:

Mine - I've had pin and needles in my left thumb for 23 years :skull:



how has that not been resolved, do you just forget about it now?

[Niamh.]

[/B]

how has that not been resolved, do you just forget about it now?

I have nerve damage from when I worked in a bar, a bottle of wine snapped in my hand when i was opening it. When i went back to the hospital about it they said I could have surgery to try to resolve it but there was a chance (I can't remember what percentage it was now but it was high enough for me not to want to go ahead) that I would lose the use of my whole hand. And yeah I'm just used to it now, I do have to be careful with it though because there's a certain spot at the base of my thumb that if I hit off anything, it sends a red hot shooting pain all through my thumb

[Cherie]

I have nerve damage from when I worked in a bar, a bottle of wine snapped in my hand when i was opening it. When i went back to the hospital about it they said I could have surgery to try to resolve it but there was a chance (I can't remember what percentage it was now but it was high enough for me not to want to go ahead) that I would lose the use of my whole hand. And yeah I'm just used to it now, I do have to be careful with it though because there's a certain spot at the base of my thumb that if I hit of anything it sends a red hot shooting pain all through my thumb

yikes!

[Mystic Mock]

When I was at School, Teachers used to say that I was good at Creative Writing in terms of storytelling, however they did take issue with my grammar which is understandable tbf.:laugh:

But yeah I remember doing a darker story about Yoshi from the Super Mario series which the Teacher surprisingly let me get away with.

[thesheriff443]

I once picked a woman up from shopping and dropped her home while I had another woman hiding in the boot of my car

[thesheriff443]

I once broke a woman’s bed that was a wedding present

[Mystic Mock]

I once picked a woman up from shopping and dropped her home while I had another woman hiding in the boot of my car

Can you elaborate the last part for me please?

[thesheriff443]

I once turned down sex from a date because her voice irritated me

[Beso]

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:joker:
That ones identical to my old grannies.:hehe:

[Beso]

I passed an English exam by writing the lyrics of AC/DC's song TNT on the paper.

[Beso]

That's my Porn name.:joker:

Mystic cock would be better.:laugh:

[thesheriff443]

Can you elaborate the last part for me please?

Yes I was giving an ex a lift and was out with someone new who’s idea it was to get in the boot

[Strictly Jake]

I have 3 nipples

[Cherie]

I have 3 nipples

:omgno:

[Babayaro.]

im not a virgin

[Niamh.]

im not a virgin

:laugh:

[Cherie]

im not a virgin

:joker:

[michael21]

I have nerve damage from when I worked in a bar, a bottle of wine snapped in my hand when i was opening it. When i went back to the hospital about it they said I could have surgery to try to resolve it but there was a chance (I can't remember what percentage it was now but it was high enough for me not to want to go ahead) that I would lose the use of my whole hand. And yeah I'm just used to it now, I do have to be careful with it though because there's a certain spot at the base of my thumb that if I hit off anything, it sends a red hot shooting pain all through my thumb

So you can't use your hand poor gav

[Niamh.]

So you can't use your hand poor gav

I can use my hand and no, it would be poor me if I couldn't

[michael21]

I can use my hand and no, it would be poor me if I couldn't

But if you could not then gav would have to look after you

[Niamh.]

But if you could not then gav would have to look after you

I think most people with only one hand manage to look after themselves just fine Michael :laugh:

[michael21]

I think most people with only one hand manage to look after themselves just fine Michael :laugh:

Interesting why don't we pick a day that both of us can only use one hand and see how we do

[Niamh.]

Interesting why don't we pick a day that both of us can only use one hand and see how we do

I pick yesterday :hee:

[Cherie]

I pick yesterday :hee:

:joker:

Mikey your day is tomorrow

[michael21]

I pick yesterday :hee:

Your to clever dose gav ever win theses type of conversation with you

[michael21]

:joker:

Mikey your day is tomorrow

OK :dance::cheer2::dance::cheer2:

I will do the whole day then reported back the next day on hiw I did :cheer2:

[Vanessa]

I have a twin sister.

[Toy Soldier]

I was a straight-A's school student without ever studying for an exam.

This is not a flex; it left me woefully ill-prepared for University as I had absolutely zero ability to organise or self-direct revision, having never done it before.

[Livia]

I have 3 nipples

Scaramanga!

I passed an English exam by writing the lyrics of AC/DC's song TNT on the paper.

LOL... that is genius.

[Niamh.]

Your to clever dose gav ever win theses type of conversation with you

Never :hee:

[bots]

i farted and LT smelt it :smug:

[Kazanne]

My mom is a friend of singer Midge Ure.

[Mystic Mock]

Yes I was giving an ex a lift and was out with someone new who’s idea it was to get in the boot

That makes sense.

Thanks for the reply.

[Mystic Mock]

Mystic cock would be better.:laugh:

You're right actually.:laugh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Scaramanga!


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Will you do the Fandango?

[Crimson Dynamo]

You're right actually.:laugh:

"Massive Cock" probably better for bookings

[Mystic Mock]

"Massive Cock" probably better for bookings

Not everyone's into a massive Cock though LT, so I'd be limiting my audience.:hehe:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Not everyone's into a massive Cock though LT, so I'd be limiting my audience.:hehe:

"Not everyone's into a massive Cock though "


Things you never thought you would read on Tibb number 347

[Mystic Mock]

"Not everyone's into a massive Cock though "


Things you never thought you would read on Tibb number 347

:joker:

[jet]

My elder sister dated Van Morrison back in the 70's, he used to come round to our house. He was a prat.

[thesheriff443]

I think most people with only one hand manage to look after themselves just fine Michael :laugh:

But they are a bit limited when it come to wearing rings or putting on a watch

[thesheriff443]

I see every one has steered clear of Niamh’s hand job.

[Crimson Dynamo]

I see every one has steered clear of Niamh’s hand job.

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[thesheriff443]

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She said arshole, I said sorry it was a slip of the tongue :bawling:

[jet]

Mystic cock would be better.:laugh:

:joker:

[hijaxers]

Scaramanga!



LOL... that is genius.

I have Scaramanga's as next door neighbours.

[Beso]

My son shared a birthday with my mums mum, and I share a birthday with my mum.

[Tireur]

I took Princess Michael of Kent to the Promenade restaurant, next to the Dorchester Hotel in Park Lane.