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Do you use disposable nappies?
They take 500 years to disintegrate once dumped in the earth.
Re usable ones can be washed repeatedly.
Marsh.
31-08-2021, 11:56 AM
No. I use the toilet.
4 fully grown trees are needed to keep one child in nappies for its duration.
arista
31-08-2021, 12:45 PM
Do you use disposable nappies?
They take 500 years to disintegrate once dumped in the earth.
Re usable ones can be washed repeatedly.
Yes Parmy
Make it Law - All have to change
user104658
31-08-2021, 01:44 PM
Our first was a clothbum and we intended the same with the 2nd but we got lazy after like a week and switched to disposable :hehe:. See it's all well and good keeping on top of that **** (literally) when the little cherub is your only focus. Easy peasy! But when you have multiple kids... :worry: who has the time, space or energy for washing and drying 10 cloth nappies every day?
arista
31-08-2021, 01:51 PM
Our first was a clothbum and we intended the same with the 2nd but we got lazy after like a week and switched to disposable :hehe:. See it's all well and good keeping on top of that **** (literally) when the little cherub is your only focus. Easy peasy! But when you have multiple kids... :worry: who has the time, space or energy for washing and drying 10 cloth nappies every day?
OK TS add a £1
Special Tax on every pack
I think all rubbish like that should be Burnt
with special Filter chimney
Niamh.
31-08-2021, 01:55 PM
I used disposables, what a minging job washing nappies would be :yuk: I'll replant 2 trees to atone for my sins
user104658
31-08-2021, 01:57 PM
OK TS add a £1
Special Tax on every pack
I think all rubbish like that should be Burnt
with special Filter chimney
Not my prallem any more I don't have to deal with stinky small children.
Crimson Dynamo
31-08-2021, 01:58 PM
when the nappy does not hold and you get blowback all the way up the back
:rolleyes:
arista
31-08-2021, 01:59 PM
I used disposables, what a minging job washing nappies would be :yuk: I'll replant 2 trees to atone for my sins
Right €2 on every pack you buy
Green Special Tax
Niamh.
31-08-2021, 02:00 PM
Right €2 on every pack you buy
Green Special Tax
Not my prallem anymore either :fan:
user104658
31-08-2021, 02:00 PM
I used disposables, what a minging job washing nappies would be :yuk: I'll replant 2 trees to atone for my sins
It's not too bad when they're just on milk you just soak them and rinse them through a couple of times before you chuck them in the wash.
... ... .. when they start on the solids things start to get a bit more interesting :joker:. We had a dedicated "poop spatula" in the bathroom.
user104658
31-08-2021, 02:02 PM
when the nappy does not hold and you get blowback all the way up the back
:rolleyes:
An especially powerful shart can fire it all the way out at the neck.
arista
31-08-2021, 02:03 PM
Not my prallem anymore either :fan:
Of Course
But a New Green Tax is the only way
Niamh.
31-08-2021, 02:06 PM
It's not too bad when they're just on milk you just soak them and rinse them through a couple of times before you chuck them in the wash.
... ... .. when they start on the solids things start to get a bit more interesting :joker:. We had a dedicated "poop spatula" in the bathroom.
https://c.tenor.com/mj_elHDnDrkAAAAM/wait-gag.gif
Crimson Dynamo
31-08-2021, 02:26 PM
and 20 odd years later you are still paying for the vile little brats
"dad i need a new toaster, kettle, rug and coffee table for my uni flat"
:oh:
rusticgal
31-08-2021, 02:44 PM
Not my prallem any more I don't have to deal with stinky small children.
Until the Grandchildren come along...:laugh:
rusticgal
31-08-2021, 02:46 PM
https://c.tenor.com/mj_elHDnDrkAAAAM/wait-gag.gif
:laugh:
Is the poop spatula a new moderating tool?
arista
31-08-2021, 03:14 PM
Until the Grandchildren come along...:laugh:
Yes, the Green Tax will be £5
or €10 add on by then
Yes, the Green Tax will be £5
or €10 add on by then
Nappies ain't being taxed, it was fake nooz
arista
31-08-2021, 03:19 PM
Nappies ain't being taxed, it was fake nooz
Yes but they are saying they soon will be.
In Todays Newspapers
Strictly Jake
31-08-2021, 03:25 PM
Yeah always use disposable. For some reason I just find reusuable ones rather grim
arista
31-08-2021, 03:27 PM
Yeah always use disposable. For some reason I just find reusuable ones rather grim
A New Green Tax on the Way.
Better to Burn them all.
Strictly Jake
31-08-2021, 03:40 PM
An especially powerful shart can fire it all the way out at the neck.
That has only happened once for each of mine. It seems like all babies experience this intense explosion at some point in their lives and it's honestly one of the biggest gag inducing experiences ever I feel like saying I'm a celebrity get me out of here :joker:
Yes but they are saying they soon will be.
In Todays Newspapers
It's been confirmed by downing street to be fake nooz in regards to nappies.
user104658
31-08-2021, 04:08 PM
That has only happened once for each of mine. It seems like all babies experience this intense explosion at some point in their lives and it's honestly one of the biggest gag inducing experiences ever I feel like saying I'm a celebrity get me out of here :joker:
I was once lay on my back on the couch, holding my eldest in the air above my head and lowering her down for kisses on the nose, a fun, giggly time for everyone, so cute, such sweetness...
...and then she was sick in my mouth. After that, nothing really comes close in terms of being grossed out as a parent.
I was once lay on my back on the couch, holding my eldest in the air above my head and lowering her down for kisses on the nose, a fun, giggly time for everyone, so cute, such sweetness...
...and then she was sick in my mouth. After that, nothing really comes close in terms of being grossed out as a parent.
I thought this involved another **** explosion to begin with.
I must say I am very relieved to have finished the paragraph.
user104658
31-08-2021, 04:12 PM
I thought this involved another **** explosion to begin with.
I must say I am very relieved to have finished the paragraph.
That would have been worse to be fair, yes. Really it was only horrible in a psychological sense - she was still only having milk at the time and she'd just been fed so it was pretty much just warm milk. Still... not my favourite snack ever.
This is why all adults should be trained in how to look after their own elderly parents in later life.
Crimson Dynamo
31-08-2021, 04:47 PM
This is why all adults should be trained in how to look after their own elderly parents in later life.
Yep
I recall having to take my old dad into a shower in Blackpool because he had shat himself and hose him down whilst boaking. And iv had a few choice moments with me old MUm too i can tell you ("i just missed the pan" - me "its like a bloody dirty protest in here wtf")
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