Old Adverts

[lily.]

A friend sent me these. They are all genuine ads from the past.

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/9558/ad1ui5.th.jpg (http://img165.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ad1ui5.jpg)

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/3172/ad2gp6.th.jpg (http://img165.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ad2gp6.jpg)

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/227/ad3ir9.th.jpg (http://img406.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ad3ir9.jpg)

[~Kizwiz~]

Go on have fag..... I love it....lol

[lily.]

another 3...

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/7935/ad4zs8.th.jpg (http://img527.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ad4zs8.jpg)

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/8238/ad5lh4.th.jpg (http://img406.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ad5lh4.jpg)

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/2806/ad6vo9.th.jpg (http://img508.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ad6vo9.jpg)

[Slartibartfast]

LMAO at Doctors smoking camels!! (my preferred brand as well)

Aahhhh, the good old days :tongue:

Guess you remember when these first come out, eh Stropz :wink:

[lily.]

and the last 3...

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/8657/ad7sb2.th.jpg (http://img508.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ad7sb2.jpg)

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/7820/ad8fi0.th.jpg (http://img266.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ad8fi0.jpg)

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/5915/ad9dq1.th.jpg (http://img517.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ad9dq1.jpg)

[lily.]

Originally posted by Slartibartfast
LMAO at Doctors smoking camels!! (my preferred brand as well)

Aahhhh, the good old days :tongue:

Guess you remember when these first come out, eh Stropz :wink:

Now now, there's no need for that son. Respect your elders. :bigsmile:

[~Kizwiz~]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww the tape worm one....yuck

[Matt]

Originally posted by S
another 3...

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/7935/ad4zs8.th.jpg (http://img527.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ad4zs8.jpg)


Lard disturbs me.

[Slartibartfast]

I used to work in a chippy and we had big solid blocks of lard for frying. The idea of eating it.... :yuk:

[Lauren]

LOL in one of my English Language mock exams we had to analyse an advert that was about a duster and it said something like "Equip your negro" (Baring in mind this was a looooooooong time ago, I don't mean in the mid 1900's).

[~Kizwiz~]

my mum still uses lard... for pastry

[lily.]

I used to go to a weight watchers and they had it on the table wrapped in clingfilm to represent x-amount of lbs of weight so that when she said.. "you've lost 1 and a half pounds" and you did the "is that all?" face, she would say.. But look how much fat that is... EEK!... it disturbed me!

[lily.]

Originally posted by Lauren
LOL in one of my English Language mock exams we had to analyse an advert that was about a duster and it said something like "Equip your negro" (Baring in mind this was a looooooooong time ago, I don't mean in the mid 1900's).

damn...that's quite shocking isn't it!

[lily.]

Oh, I have another .. this one is CLASS! Prepare to laugh.. a lot!

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/5905/spankingmachine1ib4.th.jpg (http://img515.imageshack.us/my.php?image=spankingmachine1ib4.jpg)

[Lauren]

Yeah, but wish it came up in my actual exam - cos then I could go into historical references, but alas... the examiners decided it wasn't appropriate. :tongue:

[lily.]

And no prizes for guessing who sent me the last one.. ho hum... :whistle: .. shall we open up a book ?

[Slartibartfast]

Originally posted by S
Oh, I have another .. this one is CLASS! Prepare to laugh.. a lot!

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/5905/spankingmachine1ib4.th.jpg (http://img515.imageshack.us/my.php?image=spankingmachine1ib4.jpg)

Whats so funny, I have one of those at home :conf:

[Red Moon]

Originally posted by S
And no prizes for guessing who sent me the last one.. ho hum... :whistle: .. shall we open up a book ?

James..... LOL

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by S
And no prizes for guessing who sent me the last one.. ho hum... :whistle: .. shall we open up a book ?

Does his username have anything to do with a colour and the solar system????

[Red Moon]

Please keep on topic - Red

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Red Moon
Please keep on topic - Red

No :tongue:

[andybigbro]

I am to young to remember these adverts :whistle:

[lily.]

Oh, in steppeth the bigmac... all hail the bigmac... we bow down before thee... for we truly are not worthy... :tongue:

Anyway, back on topic.. ho hum.. do you really have one of them at home slarti.... why don't i visit you more often??

[lily.]

Actually, I'm wonderin if bowing down in front of bigmac is a good idea.. knowing what he's like... :rolleyes:

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by S
Oh, in steppeth the bigmac... all hail the bigmac... we bow down before thee... for we truly are not worthy... :tongue:



You do that too???? :shocked:

[lily.]

Yup, they don't call me a ho for nuthin .. :wink:

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by S
Yup, they don't call me a ho for nuthin .. :wink:

he is good aint he???? :wink:

[Slartibartfast]

Originally posted by S
Oh, in steppeth the bigmac... all hail the bigmac... we bow down before thee... for we truly are not worthy... :tongue:

Anyway, back on topic.. ho hum.. do you really have one of them at home slarti.... why don't i visit you more often??

Well I have a fancy new one, way better than that old thing. Adjustable speeds, massage action, optional "black mistress" voice system which tells you off and only stops spanking when you beg her enough.

If you come round though stropz, hopefully I won't need the machine...:wink:

[lily.]

HaHa.. Oh aye Kiz.. it's his Clooney-esque thing he's got goin on... that does it..

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by S
HaHa.. Oh aye Kiz.. it's his Clooney-esque thing he's got goin on... that does it..

*faints*

Thats my Red for ya

[lily.]

Originally posted by Slartibartfast
Well I have a fancy new one, way better than that old thing. Adjustable speeds, massage action, optional "black mistress" voice system which tells you off and only stops spanking when you beg her enough.

If you come round though stropz, hopefully I won't need the machine...:wink:

As long as it's not like that one you bought off ebay... You've still got the scars from that experience.... and they said it was guaranteed... :bored:

[Red Moon]

Back on topic......

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/pics3/segaviz2.jpg

[Slartibartfast]

Originally posted by S
Originally posted by Slartibartfast
Well I have a fancy new one, way better than that old thing. Adjustable speeds, massage action, optional "black mistress" voice system which tells you off and only stops spanking when you beg her enough.

If you come round though stropz, hopefully I won't need the machine...:wink:

As long as it's not like that one you bought off ebay... You've still got the scars from that experience.... and they said it was guaranteed... :bored:

Yeah guaranteed to give you a nasty rash, don't remind me. Took me weeks to get rid of it :yuk:

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Red Moon
Back on topic......

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/pics3/segaviz2.jpg

So thats what you get up to when i aint here :rolleyes:

[lily.]

Oh my.. that's a good one.. I'm guna rake up some more..

O/T. Slarti, I found another tribute quote for my siggy.. :kiss:

[Slartibartfast]

Originally posted by Red Moon
Back on topic......

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/pics3/segaviz2.jpg

LMAO

That one can't be that old, cos I used to have one of those and the altered beast game as well. Just couldn't get away with stuff like that anymore.

[lily.]

hmms.

[Slartibartfast]

Originally posted by S
O/T. Slarti, I found another tribute quote for my siggy.. :kiss:

Awww babes, it is my honour to be included in your sig :kiss:

I'll keeping posting sarcastic rhetoric if you keep promising to siggy it :tongue:

EDIT: I've got a few of those vibra-finger things at home as well :blush2:

[lily.]

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/6820/10rk7.th.jpg (http://img412.imageshack.us/my.php?image=10rk7.jpg)

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/898/38tw4.th.jpg (http://img412.imageshack.us/my.php?image=38tw4.jpg)

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/5631/45886184rx9.th.jpg (http://img201.imageshack.us/my.php?image=45886184rx9.jpg)

[lily.]

Originally posted by Slartibartfast

Awww babes, it is my honour to be included in your sig :kiss:

I'll keeping posting sarcastic rhetoric if you keep promising to siggy it :tongue:

EDIT: I've got a few of those vibra-finger things at home as well :blush2:

It's a deal.

And, I assume you have nice healthy gums then?

[Slartibartfast]

Oh yes, strong, hard gums!

Right I'm off to bed, this is all getting too much for my fragile innocent mind to take!

Nighty night...

[lily.]

mwahahaha.. likely..

night dah-lin.. x

[Dan_]

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/8428/beaglebrospokeallnightlfu7.gif

[lily.]

Here's some swish looking headgear...
http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/3955/35655265lo2.th.jpg (http://img255.imageshack.us/my.php?image=35655265lo2.jpg)

And this just brings the concept of a blow-up doll to another level...
http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/4572/78998864cf3.th.jpg (http://img255.imageshack.us/my.php?image=78998864cf3.jpg)

[Matt]

Wow. Its amazing what Stropz will post when I'm not looking.

:|

[Lauren]

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/1220/musingunderwear19139flno8.th.jpg (http://img505.imageshack.us/my.php?image=musingunderwear19139flno8.jpg)

Not rude, I just like his face of satisfaction at his "no gapping at crotch" munsing wear.

[lily.]

It is amazing indeed Matt... and, Loz.. that's a good un.. he looks like he's had a frontal lobotomy. HaHaHa!