Well that's my day off ruined..

[Parmy]

Effing Amazon delivery guy.

I'm sat watching the racing l, chilling and relaxing for a change.

I see him coming up the path, then the bell rings. So up I get( I was perched cause I saw him), but then the handle goes in the door, I heard it..

So I get to the door a few seconds later, open it and there is my parcel, leaning against the door with him walking back down my path.

I effing roared a bit, when I accosted him for trying my handle, and leaving the parcel like that.

I would say 2 seconds before he waited to try,drop then leave.

My hearts still going.

[arista]

Do you normally let them put inside the home

[Livia]

I had a Yodel driver walk round the back of my house and come in through the back doors. I don't know who was more surprised, him or the dog.

[arista]

I had a Yodel driver walk round the back of my house and come in through the back doors. I don't know who was more surprised, him or the dog.



Good Dog

[Parmy]

Do you normally let them put inside the home

No I bloody dont.

[Parmy]

I had a Yodel driver walk round the back of my house and come in through the back doors. I don't know who was more surprised, him or the dog.

At least they let you know they are outside with a gentle song

[Cherry Christmas]

Yeah some drivers are super speedy, but then I suppose they are paid per delivery

[Parmy]

Yeah some drivers are super speedy, but then I suppose they are paid per delivery

He can go as fast as he likes in his little van, he cant ring my bell, try my door handle and leave a parcel against it all in the space of 5 seconds though

[arista]

No I bloody dont.


He may have mixed your house with someone else
that does leave the door open?

[Parmy]

He may have mixed your house with someone else
that does leave the door open.

So you ring a bell, try a handle, them leave a parcel on a doorstep...all in the space of 6 seconds....


And that's your excuse......you see why I'm angry yeah.:shrug:

[arista]

Fair Point


Ring the Bell.

[Cherry Christmas]

Fair Point


Ring the Bell.

He rang the bell, keep up

Parm in all honesty there are alot of things to be angry about, this isn't one of them, you got your parcel

if you had been out and the parcel was nicked I could see your point

trying your door handle is not such a bit deal?

I usually lock my front door but once found a parcel in my porch as I had forgotton to lock it.... so I guess they try the door as some people leave them open? even if just in error

[Good King Glennceslas]

Calm down Karen

[Parmy]

It wasnt my parcel...

[Parmy]

Calm down Karen



Get back in your van, you have customers waiting.

[Good King Glennceslas]

You tried your best with that one

[ChristmasNeeve]

He rang the bell, keep up

Parm in all honesty there are alot of things to be angry about, this isn't one of them, you got your parcel

if you had been out and the parcel was nicked I could see your point

trying your door handle is not such a bit deal?

I usually lock my front door but once found a parcel in my porch as I had forgotton to lock it.... so I guess they try the door as some people leave them open? even if just in error

Yeah I don't know what the issue is at all, my front door opening to a porch is usually unlocked during the day, if a delivery guy opened it to put a parcel I wouldn't have an issue with it

[thesheriff443]

When we are working they try and give us customers parcels
Lazy bastards the lot of them.

[Good King Glennceslas]

Well as most of them are paid by the parcel I hardly think calling them lazy bastards is fair.

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

That happened to me recently. I ran after him in my nightgown and slippers. He must have thought I was mad :joker:

[In the Drunk Tank]

Trying the handle seems a bit sus to me, I'd think he might be on the rob thinking that no one's home. Even if not just because he's got a parcel doesn't give him the right to enter someone's home

[michael21]

Effing Amazon delivery guy.

I'm sat watching the racing l, chilling and relaxing for a change.

I see him coming up the path, then the bell rings. So up I get( I was perched cause I saw him), but then the handle goes in the door, I heard it..

So I get to the door a few seconds later, open it and there is my parcel, leaning against the door with him walking back down my path.

I effing roared a bit, when I accosted him for trying my handle, and leaving the parcel like that.

I would say 2 seconds before he waited to try,drop then leave.

My hearts still going.


It could of been nick if you were out at the time I think he try the door handle if it opens he come back later a nick stuff

[michael21]

That happened to me recently. I ran after him in my nightgown and slippers. He must have thought I was mad :joker:

Welllllllllll

Just joking I would of done the same

[Cherry Christmas]

It wasnt my parcel...

so you weren't expecting a parcel, he left someone elses parcel at your door?

[michael21]

He may have mixed your house with someone else
that does leave the door open?

Who leave there door open for radam people :conf:

[Alf]

That happened to me recently. I ran after him in my nightgown and slippers. He must have thought I was mad :joker:RJvzAOm0HUQ

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Welllllllllll

Just joking I would of done the same

I just woke up and legged it out the door :laugh:

[michael21]

so you weren't expecting a parcel, he left someone elses parcel at your door?

This just got interesting

Open the box Open the box Open the box

[Cherry Christmas]

That happened to me recently. I ran after him in my nightgown and slippers. He must have thought I was mad :joker:

did he not leave the parcel

all these dramas :laugh:

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

did he not leave the parcel

all these dramas :laugh:

I didn't hear it in time. He left a card, so I ran after him :joker:

[ChristmasNeeve]

Also as we're on the subject of Delivery drivers etc, DPD have to be the most amazing of all the couriers, they send a text and an email and tell you the name and phone number of your driver and give you the time (within an hour) they will deliver

[Cherry Christmas]

I didn't hear it in time. He left a card, so I ran after him :joker:

oh right I did the same with my recycling boxes they didnt come the day of the red wind warning then turned up with no notice, I ran down the road after the truck with my boxes in my slippers - I was fully clothed though :laugh:

[Cherry Christmas]

Also as we're on the subject of Delivery drivers etc, DPD have to be the most amazing of all the couriers, they send a text and an email and tell you the name and phone number of your driver and give you the time (within an hour) they will deliver

Yeah DPD are the best out there and they are always on time

Royal Mail do the same but never come on time

[Christmas Lights]

Also as we're on the subject of Delivery drivers etc, DPD have to be the most amazing of all the couriers, they send a text and an email and tell you the name and phone number of your driver and give you the time (within an hour) they will deliver

Yeah most DPD deliveries are very good and on time . I don't think I've had many issues with them.

I've noticed in general though that not many delivery drivers leave cards anymore, they seem to rather leave it on the doorstep if you're not in or with a neighbour.

[Christmas Lights]

Yeah DPD are the best out there and they are always on time

Royal Mail do the same but never come on time

Royal mail are always like that , maybe because they deliver letters aswell so their schedule isn't always accurate :shrug: .

[ChristmasNeeve]

Yeah most DPD deliveries are very good and on time . I don't think I've had many issues with them.

I've noticed in general though that not many delivery drivers leave cards anymore, they seem to rather leave it on the doorstep if you're not in or with a neighbour.

DPD phone you and ask what to do with it if you're not there. I usually get stuff delivered to work as there's no one at home usually during the day. The last time they were delivering something it was before 9am and no one was in work yet so the driver rang me and I told him to leave it with the company next door. (I sound like a DPD Sales rep now :laugh: )

[bots]

i had a royal mail delivery yesterday and they didnt attempt to deliver it. They usually stick it on the door step and ring the bell, but this time he just put a card through my door. Car in the driveway too :fist:

[thesheriff443]

Well as most of them are paid by the parcel I hardly think calling them lazy bastards is fair.


If they can get someone else to do their job by handing someone’s parcel to some stranger that makes them lazy.

It’s like getting paid to walk a dog, taking it to the park and asking someone else to walk it.

These arsholes don’t care about someone’s items

[Christmas Dynasnow]

They ding the bell and leave in porch for me. My dog is barks like mad when this happens in case I'm in back garden or sheds. She gets a treat when she alerts me.

[Good King Glennceslas]

If they can get someone else to do their job by handing someone’s parcel to some stranger that makes them lazy.

It’s like getting paid to walk a dog, taking it to the park and asking someone else to walk it.

These arsholes don’t care about someone’s items

Maybe you should take a walk in their boots and see how you feel about it instead of being a keyboard warrior and insulting them on the internet.

[glib]

Maybe you should take a walk in their boots and see how you feel about it instead of being a keyboard warrior and insulting them on the internet.

Lol just finished your shift have you

[thesheriff443]

Maybe you should take a walk in their boots and see how you feel about it instead of being a keyboard warrior and insulting them on the internet.

I know people from both sides from a mate that’s on a round that sees him get 1 pound a parcel earning 5 grand a month at Christmas time he too home 8 grand
To people that are working the rounds stealing peoples parcels

Get this into your head, just because I’m on this bb forum dont ever make the mistake of thinking you know me.

You can stand next to a stranger on the street and they can be a murderer , it’s no different on a forum.

[glib]

I know people from both sides from a mate that’s on a round that sees him get 1 pound a parcel earning 5 grand a month at Christmas time he too home 8 grand
To people that are working the rounds stealing peoples parcels

Get this into your head, just because I’m on this bb forum dont ever make the mistake of thinking you know me.

You can stand next to a stranger on the street and they can be a murderer , it’s no different on a forum.

Lol sheriff

1 pound a parcel not bad

[smudgie]

Most parcels get put into our front porch, then I shout thanks.
Apart from medication, they have to hand it over and can’t just leave it.

[Parmy]

Yeah I don't know what the issue is at all, my front door opening to a porch is usually unlocked during the day, if a delivery guy opened it to put a parcel I wouldn't have an issue with it

My front door opens to a main street...I would say 10 people per half hour pass by my parcel...


The ****er was lazy...end off. Should be sacked imo.

[Parmy]

Well as most of them are paid by the parcel I hardly think calling them lazy bastards is fair.

They are inconsiderate erseholes...unfit for purpose.

[Parmy]

That happened to me recently. I ran after him in my nightgown and slippers. He must have thought I was mad :joker:

You are lucky he didnt take advantage of you.

[Cherry Christmas]

My front door opens to a main street...I would say 10 people per half hour pass by my parcel...


The ****er was lazy...end off. Should be sacked imo.

oh okay that does make a difference

[Parmy]

Trying the handle seems a bit sus to me, I'd think he might be on the rob thinking that no one's home. Even if not just because he's got a parcel doesn't give him the right to enter someone's home

If he hadnt tried the handle the parcel would still be outside.

[Parmy]

so you weren't expecting a parcel, he left someone elses parcel at your door?

Someone else in the house...she came out and dragged me away

[Parmy]

did he not leave the parcel

all these dramas :laugh:

See...her one didnt leave it for anyone to nab...a good guy.

[Parmy]

Also as we're on the subject of Delivery drivers etc, DPD have to be the most amazing of all the couriers, they send a text and an email and tell you the name and phone number of your driver and give you the time (within an hour) they will deliver

And they park wherever they like cause someone else picks up the ticket...worse than royal mail that lot..

[Parmy]

If they can get someone else to do their job by handing someone’s parcel to some stranger that makes them lazy.

It’s like getting paid to walk a dog, taking it to the park and asking someone else to walk it.

These arsholes don’t care about someone’s items



Imagine if his pink slippers didnt arrive...imagine the uproar on discord..:fist::fist:

[Parmy]

Most parcels get put into our front porch, then I shout thanks.
Apart from medication, they have to hand it over and can’t just leave it.


I would stop and pop your kettle on...

Money means nothing to me, infact I might just quit my current job and start as a courier driver for these arsehole companies, and actually start giving people the time off day

[Jordan.]

Meanwhile in Ukraine

[Parmy]

Meanwhile in Ukraine

Jealous bitxh.

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Meanwhile in Ukraine


Young lady: Hi I v just been mugged

Police: meanwhile in Ukraine

:rolleyes:

[Parmy]

Why should I help a russian jordan?

When they are being banned from sport,and sanctioned all over the place.. why should I help a russian?

[Jordan.]

Young lady: Hi I v just been mugged

Police: meanwhile in Ukraine

:rolleyes:

Muggings and cheeky delivery drivers DO go hand in hand :skull:

[Parmy]

Suddenly the delivery driver dont seem so bad after all

[Good King Glennceslas]

Lol just finished your shift have you

lol what.

You think I’m a delivery driver :skull:

[Christmas Lights]

lol what.

You think I’m a delivery driver :skull:

:joker:

[Kizzy]

Trying the door is a bit of a liberty but I wouldn't let it ruin my day :/

I had an argument with 'royal' mail at work they tried to leave a tracked parcel with me and I asked them to take it to reception. He said he didn't have time and put it back on the van saying I'd refused delivery! :/

[michael21]

lol what.

You think I’m a delivery driver :skull:

When you deliver knock and wait don't try the door handle :fist::fist::fist:

[Good King Glennceslas]

I know people from both sides from a mate that’s on a round that sees him get 1 pound a parcel earning 5 grand a month at Christmas time he too home 8 grand
To people that are working the rounds stealing peoples parcels

Get this into your head, just because I’m on this bb forum dont ever make the mistake of thinking you know me.

You can stand next to a stranger on the street and they can be a murderer , it’s no different on a forum.

Ok sheriff :joker: :joker: :joker:

[Christmas Dynasnow]

lol what.

You think I’m a delivery driver :skull:

Don't be ashamed. It's a good job now


13 quid an hour

Or 9

[Good King Glennceslas]

I think the people shaming the delivery drivers should have a word with themselves…

[Parmy]

I think the people shaming the delivery drivers should have a word with themselves…


I bet you tip them at xmas.

[Good King Glennceslas]

I bet you tip them at xmas.

And the postal workers! Nothing wrong with being a decent human being