Noel Gallagher says if WW3 breaks out he would buy guns and 'get involved'

[arista]

[Noel Gallagher says if WW3 breaks out he
would buy guns and 'get involved' - as he
launches into tasteless rant about Ukraine war.]

Taken from a Podcast.


Debated on GBnewsHD
every 11PM Headliners hour
a new hit show with 2 Comdey fellas
on the panel debating whats
in the papers.

[My roof is a bit higgledy-piggledy it's not
like a helipad and my house is on a
hill so I can see for *******ing miles.'
Noel revealed he is friendly with a
police officer who works in the armed unit
who he is certain could get him some guns.]




https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10628043/Noel-Gallagher-says-WW3-breaks-involved.html

[He said: 'There's a guy who lives near me who
is part of an armed police unit, I would just say,
'You got any of those guns that you were showing me that day?'
'I was out for a walk with my two lads and two coppers
were parked up with an armed police vehicle
and they were like, "No way, Noel Gallagher."]

[glib]

What a horrible man and his horrible music. Why isn’t he over there right now helping them if he’s so dedicated.

[arista]

What a horrible man and his horrible music. Why isn’t he over there right now helping them if he’s so dedicated.


He can play Guitar
and has Attitude

[glib]

He can play Guitar
and has Attitude

Just cos you can play guitar doesn’t mean your music is good

[arista]

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/03/18/16/55522973-10628043-image-a-84_1647620832863.jpg

[arista]

Just cos you can play guitar doesn’t mean your music is good




People Pay to go to his Gigs
You are wrong.

[glib]

People Pay to go to his Gigs
You are wrong.

And people paid to see Putin at his speech yesterday :idc:

[arista]

And people paid to see Putin at his speech yesterday :idc:


Wrong Again

They Paid to see a Concert


Putin came as Extra

[glib]

Wrong Again

They Paid to see a Concert


Putin came as Extra

Don’t you ‘wrong again’ me young lady

[UserSince2005]

Ain’t no one want to take control of Manchester so he need not worrry

[arista]

Ain’t no one want to take control of Manchester so he need not worrry


He lives in London.

[Alf]

Is that all part of his Masterplan?

[AnnieK]

Noels a bit of a tool but who wouldn't want to arm themselves if WW3 kicked off and we had to defend our homes and families?

[user104658]

Noels a bit of a tool but who wouldn't want to arm themselves if WW3 kicked off and we had to defend our homes and families?

I have a 60lb recurve bow, I'll just have to go all Hawkeye I guess.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/a7xVDgnTHvsRy/giphy.gif


... ....... ... don't reckon I'll last very long.

ALTHOUGH... instead... me and the fam could just retreat into the Scottish highlands and live off venison?

[Beso]

He would be more helpful if he provided cover with his eyebrows.

[AnnieK]

I have a 60lb recurve bow, I'll just have to go all Hawkeye I guess.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/a7xVDgnTHvsRy/giphy.gif


... ....... ... don't reckon I'll last very long.

ALTHOUGH... instead... me and the fam could just retreat into the Scottish highlands and live off venison?

I have an old air rifle in the loft....but considering they are limited to 12 foot pounds, I'm just going to piss people off :laugh: I'm hoping if I wave it about, the enemy will back the f off :laugh: Failing that, I'll have to release my secret weapon.....an 11 year old fortnite veteran

[Beso]

It does make you think who would be more useful if it ever came to it....

Teenage gamers, or aging rock stars?

Who do we conscript first!

[thesheriff443]

I have an old air rifle in the loft....but considering they are limited to 12 foot pounds, I'm just going to piss people off :laugh: I'm hoping if I wave it about, the enemy will back the f off :laugh: Failing that, I'll have to release my secret weapon.....an 11 year old fortnite veteran

You going commando will be enough

[thesheriff443]

I have a 60lb recurve bow, I'll just have to go all Hawkeye I guess.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/a7xVDgnTHvsRy/giphy.gif


... ....... ... don't reckon I'll last very long.

ALTHOUGH... instead... me and the fam could just retreat into the Scottish highlands and live off venison?

Until your foot starts aching

[AnnieK]

You going commando will be enough

That will be enough to send a whole army running for the hills :laugh:

[thesheriff443]

That will be enough to send a whole army running for the hills :laugh:

Lots of eye injuries for sure