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Beso
26-03-2022, 10:43 PM
He walked my sins away.

When he washed, he washed them away as well..


Taught me to fight and hunt though...

I've just sat and done eff all eh.!!:shrug:



Cheers big J.:dance:
Crimson Dynamo
02-04-2022, 05:04 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot; Good Morning Mrs Goggins , is everything OK ? &quot; <br><br>&quot;No it isn't Pat . . . The Doctor has put me on some sort of steroids and I've started to grow a penis&quot; <br><br>&quot;Anabolic ?&quot; <br><br>&quot;No, just a penis Pat&quot; <a href="https://t.co/r37UZDe6KY">pic.twitter.com/r37UZDe6KY</a></p>&mdash; Postman Pat (@PostmanPat__) <a href="https://twitter.com/PostmanPat__/status/1486453085245423625?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 26, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
glib
02-04-2022, 06:30 PM
When he walked I ran
Beso
14-04-2022, 08:02 PM
Penis pat, penis pat. Penis pat and his black and white ?
Beso
14-04-2022, 08:08 PM
214 views, and 3 replies...most of them mine..

It's the god squad, QUICK,:dog:
UserSince2005
14-04-2022, 08:12 PM
Jesus gave me a ride yesterday. He was my uber driver. never knew he was mexican. but it make sense he would come back to earth to be my driver.
Beso
14-04-2022, 08:29 PM
Jesus gave me a ride yesterday. He was my uber driver. never knew he was mexican. but it make sense he would come back to earth to be my driver.

That was zeesoos, I've been in his cab before, he always lies about his name, hes well known for it.

Hope you didnt tip him?