Sausage factory fire

[Alf]

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[Alf]

There is a conspiracy theory. I wouldn't have shared this news otherwise.

[Crimson Dynamo]

links?

[thesheriff443]

You are one big sausage Alf

[Niamh.]

There is a conspiracy theory. I wouldn't have shared this news otherwise.

I actually though it was going to be a joke :laugh:

links?

:hehe:

Are you worried Alf is telling porkies?

[Alf]

links?Probably squares in there too

[bots]

Well done or lightly smoked?

[Alf]

Why this story interested me was because a couple of days ago I saw something about an abnormal amount of food factories that had burnt down in America in the past couple of years and then I see this sausage factory story from Essex today. Coincidence?



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[Alf]

This is the video I saw the other day.


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[arista]

links?


https://news.sky.com/story/harlow-fire-firefighters-tackle-huge-blaze-at-industrial-site-in-essex-12599288?dcmp=snt-sf-twitter

[arista]

[Plumes of smoke have been seen billowing
over Essex as firefighters tackle a blaze
at a sausage factory
Fire crews arrived at the scene just after
5am on Tuesday morning after reports
that a fire had broken out on the
industrial site on River Way in Harlow.

There were 10 fire engines on site by 7.17am,
with crews from Essex, Hertfordshire
and London in attendance.

Residents are urged to avoid the area
and people in Harlow Town have been
advised to keep doors and windows shut.

Dorottya Spanyik said her husband had
been working overnight in the unit when
the fire alarms went off.]




Sloppy Night staff more like, Alf

[Alf]

[Plumes of smoke have been seen billowing
over Essex as firefighters tackle a blaze
at a sausage factory
Fire crews arrived at the scene just after
5am on Tuesday morning after reports
that a fire had broken out on the
industrial site on River Way in Harlow.

There were 10 fire engines on site by 7.17am,
with crews from Essex, Hertfordshire
and London in attendance.

Residents are urged to avoid the area
and people in Harlow Town have been
advised to keep doors and windows shut.

Dorottya Spanyik said her husband had
been working overnight in the unit when
the fire alarms went off.]




Sloppy Night staff more like, AlfMaybe it was sloppy staff, that's a reasonable enough theory. Let's see if these incidents continue at a suspicious rate now that I've brought this to your attention.

[Alf]

Well done or lightly smoked?Cremated would be my guess.

[Alf]

Something tells me this story is way more important to us than Angela Raynor winking at Boris.

[michael21]

Now we just need a mash factory to go up

[Cherie]

Maybe animal activists were at the root?

[Alf]

Maybe animal activists were at the root?Nah, that's not exciting enough. My theory that the deep state are manufacturing a famine for us is more exciting. All part of the Great reset.

[Cherie]

Nah, that's not exciting enough. My theory that the deep state are manufacturing a famine for us is more exciting. All part of the Great reset.

I think we can live without sausages though :laugh:

[Alf]

I think we can live without sausages though :laugh:Speak for yourself. I live on sausages. I think the loss of sausages would be the final straw for me.

[Cherie]

I think I can smell cooked sausages in the air

[Alf]

I think I can smell cooked sausages in the airHave you gone to Heaven?

[Alf]

What do you think Toy Soldier? Are they manufacturing a famine with all these food factories burning down recently?

[user104658]

What do you think Toy Soldier? Are they manufacturing a famine with all these food factories burning down recently?

Let's say I was to ponder a conspiracy theory on this subject, just as a hypothetical, not saying I am or that I'm not, but if I was...

... I don't necessarily think they'd be manufacturing famine, as such. What they would in such a hypothetical situation be doing is creating artificial scarcity - which doesn't mean there won't be Sausages on the shelves, it just means they can justify the Sausages being twice as expensive.

In other words - like fuel, like energy, like the already-increasing food prices - it's going to promote yet another cost-of-living hike. There's a pattern of insidious gradual cost increases. A conspiracy theorist would say that's to justify a social reset, once everyone's so fed up of the struggle that they no longer care. The reset in that example would offer increased day to day comfort (which people will feel they lack) in exchange for fewer individual freedoms.

[Crimson Dynamo]

I'm going to panic buy square sausage just in case

:worry:

[bots]

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[user104658]

I'm going to panic buy square sausage just in case

:worry:Your can make square sausage yourself by simply scraping roadkill off the ground and patting it into shape with a little salt and pepper.

[bots]

i used to love square sausage, cant get it down this way

[glib]

I actually though it was going to be a joke :laugh:



:hehe:

Are you worried Alf is telling porkies?

Why is it every time I make a pun you decide to delete it and give me an infraction?

Your ‘puns’ are crap

[Crimson Dynamo]

Your can make square sausage yourself by simply scraping roadkill off the ground and patting it into shape with a little salt and pepper.

I am already doing this thanks to the COLC

:fist:

damn you Labour and Communism

[user104658]

i used to love square sausage, cant get it down this way



Your can make square sausage yourself by simply scraping roadkill off the ground and patting it into shape with a little salt and pepper.

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[Alf]

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[Alf]

I've never tried a tattie scone, are they similar to a hash brown or is there quite a difference?

[Alf]

Does this guy do them correctly? because they look easy to make. I'll give them a go.


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[Crimson Dynamo]

I've never tried a tattie scone, are they similar to a hash brown or is there quite a difference?

nothing like a HB

[Kizzy]

I don't get hash browns.. they're like deconstructed chips formed and refried right?... for breakfast?

Come back Nicole Arbour you're forgiven!

[bots]

ive always found hash browns unpleasant, tattie scones are fab

[Cherie]

More than 120 firefighters tackled a huge fire at an industrial bakery in west London over night.
The blaze broke out at the site in Park Royal in the early hours of Wednesday and is under investigation by London Fire Brigade.
Smoke was seen billowing from the bakery and orange flames lit up the site on Minerva Road in the early hours.
Eleven gas cylinders were removed over fears they could explode when exposed to heat.
Most of the factory’s ground floor, as well as half of its roof, were damaged by the fire.

:worry: Alfs self fulfilling prophecy

[Alf]

More than 120 firefighters tackled a huge fire at an industrial bakery in west London over night.
The blaze broke out at the site in Park Royal in the early hours of Wednesday and is under investigation by London Fire Brigade.
Smoke was seen billowing from the bakery and orange flames lit up the site on Minerva Road in the early hours.
Eleven gas cylinders were removed over fears they could explode when exposed to heat.
Most of the factory’s ground floor, as well as half of its roof, were damaged by the fire.

:worry: Alfs self fulfilling prophecyGood arne't I?

[Alf]

Another one bites the dust!


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[Alf]

There go the eggs

The full English breakfast is being wiped out.

Bugs for breakfast it is.



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[user104658]

A barn housing tens of thousands of chickens was leveled, in what a farm spokesperson called a “tragic accident.”

According to Forsman Farms website, the farm started in 1918, and now the fourth-generation family farm sells more than three million eggs a day

Something about these maths is not working out :joker:… I can only assume that one barn burned down and they have many such barns?

Because “tens” of thousands of chickens ain’t laying 3 MILLION eggs a day.

Thus, I think the impact on the food chain is being massively exaggerated here. It can only possibly be a small percentage of their output that’s affected.

[Alf]

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[Alf]

Whatever you do, don't check out what's happened to cattle in Kansas, recently. There's nothing to see there.

[Zizu]

I think we can live without sausages though :laugh:


A few weeks ago I would agree but we have a new local butchers nearby now and the pork sausages are heavenly.

They taste gorgeous plus it’s very comforting to know what is actually in his sausages as well


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[Zizu]

Sooooo what is a square sausage and where can I get some ?


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