ByElection Thurs 23 June : Tiverton and Honiton : LibDems Win It

[arista]

Live SkyNewsHD


https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2022/04/29/revealed-neil-parish-named-tory-mp-caught-watching-pornography/



YOU DIRTY OLD BUGGER

[arista]

[Parish is married to Susan, and has two children and two grandchildren]


https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f1/Official_portrait_of_Neil_Parish_MP_crop_2.jpg/900px-Official_portrait_of_Neil_Parish_MP_crop_2.jpg

[bots]

so not a well known name then

[MTVN]

The minister rumour was fake news :fist:

[arista]

so not a well known name then


No
But a Front Page for Tomorrow




[Revealed: Neil Parish named as Tory MP caught watching pornography

The MP for Tiverton and Honiton has had the whip removed after being accused of watching pornography in the Commons]

[arista]

The minister rumour was fake news :fist:


Yes made our Cherie say it was Gove



But then again she uses MSN

[arista]

Whats wrong with Susan his Loyal Wife?

[MTVN]

Yes made our Cherie say it was Gove



But then again she uses MSN

Terrible

[arista]

https://www.neilparish.co.uk/sites/www.neilparish.co.uk/files/styles/one_column/public/2017-10/PetsAtHome_Tiverton_IMG_5803%20cropped.jpg?itok=0y A78weo


No I do want to go to your Surgery
You DIRTY OLD GIT

https://www.neilparish.co.uk/

[Alf]

Imagine if everyone got suspended for watching porn on their phone. It'd be a different World.

[arista]

Imagine if everyone got suspended for watching porn on their phone. It'd be a different World.


Sure Alf

But this Cocky Old Married MP
did not care about the 2 Female MP's next to him
viewing the old in and out in 1080P

[arista]

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/04/29/15/57207083-0-image-m-21_1651243143299.jpg

[michael21]

He should of watch it on his tablet bigger screen

[Oliver_W]

No I do want to go to your Surgery
You DIRTY OLD GIT
]

Me when I see my doctor on Grindr.

[arista]

Fairer Funding for our local Schools

from his Site.
https://www.neilparish.co.uk/campaigns/fairer-funding-our-local-schools

No you Dirty Old MP
stay far away from any School

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/04/29/16/57206927-10767845-image-a-35_1651244960848.jpg

[arista]

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/04/29/15/57207403-10767845-Mr_Parish_pictured_with_Mr_Johnson_before_the_late st_controversy-a-28_1651243961598.jpg

[Mr Parish pictured with Mr Johnson before the latest controversy erupted]


[Farmer turned Politician branded
a 'Rottweiler' on rural issues]

[arista]

https://www.neilparish.co.uk/sites/www.neilparish.co.uk/files/styles/gallery_large/public/2021-02/neil_parish_mp_axminster_hospital.jpg?itok=DHkNppJ L



No More.


No one wants a Dirty MP
ByElection soon

[UserSince2005]

it might have just popped up on his phone, we've all been there when we open the our phone in public and the last thing we had open pops up

[MTVN]

1520054692960681985

[bots]

he didnt lie though, so thats a good start :laugh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

He has got himself in a right flap

[bots]

He has got himself in a right flap

i think the word you meant was fap

[Crimson Dynamo]

i think the word you meant was fap

I think both work:hee:

[Cherie]

Yes made our Cherie say it was Gove



But then again she uses MSN

:joker:

[arista]

The Dirty Old Bugger MP
has made a statement
from his site


[Friday, 29 April, 2022
"Following recent allegations regarding an MP’s use
of their mobile phone in Parliament,
I have referred myself to the
Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards
in the House of Commons.

I will be cooperating fully with any investigation,
and whilst it is ongoing
I will continue to perform my duties
as MP for Tiverton and Honiton.
I will not be making further comments at this stage."]

[arista]

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[arista]

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[arista]

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[arista]

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[arista]

The MP now claims he clicked the Porn
by accident?


NewsnightHD BBC2

[Alf]

The MP now claims he clicked the Porn
by accident?


NewsnightHD BBC2He was probably looking for some music and meant to type "Big hits"

It's a mistake any of us could have made.

[arista]

He was probably looking for some music and meant to type "Big hits"

It's a mistake any of us could have made.

Or it was clip he was sent?



The journalist said "and this has happened twice?"

The Sad MP said he waits for the Enquiry

[GoldHeart]

Torie MPs literally do what they want , he might aswell snort some coke aswell . They don't take the job seriously.

[arista]

Torie MPs literally do what they want , he might aswell snort some coke aswell . They don't take the job seriously.



No he clicked an Error.


If he can prove it
he gets more safe

[arista]

His voters can Decide if they trust that Former Farmer
Now MP.



The PM can not remove him.



Pointed out on the Short SkyNewsHD Paper review

GBnewsHD gives everyone One Hour Paper Review
a big hit, every Night at 11PM

[GoldHeart]

No he clicked an Error.


If he can prove it
he gets more safe

How on earth do you ' click it in error ' ?, or are we led to believe it was a spammy link ? . Either way you wouldn't just watch it .

[arista]

How on earth do you ' click it in error ' ?, or are we led to believe it was a spammy link ? . Either way you wouldn't just watch it .


People send them.


He will need to say how long he was watching it

[Crimson Dynamo]

I did that recently, easy to do

After an hour or so i was able to close the browser

[arista]

I did that recently, easy to do

After an hour or so i was able to close the browser


Clicked the wrong link?


Do you need new glasses

[bots]

he is expected to resign as an mp today

[arista]

he is expected to resign as an mp today



Yes he has just Resigned

[Crimson Dynamo]

Hopefully when he looks back on this incident

he can see the fanny side

[bots]

he admitted he didnt view it by mistake

[arista]

Yes Dirty Bugger


At least he has now been Honest about it.


By Election
soon, Conservatives need to find someone
could be a female.

[arista]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FRiDPzDWYAAskpG?format=jpg&name=900x900

[bots]

it was 1 moment of madness ..... that he then repeated multiple times :laugh:

[Cherie]

it was 1 moment of madness ..... that he then repeated multiple times :laugh:

He just thought he would get away with it as he has many times before

Think they should cut wifi in the chamber so they have to actually listen to what’s going on

[Beso]

Dont they have toilets for this.

[Beso]

The Tories if you've got time to wank at work, you ain't working hard enough...I would like to say, "get a grip" but you would find it funny rather than serious.

[arista]

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[arista]

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[arista]

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[Oliver_W]

Interesting how female MPs and staffers are using someone looking at images on his phone as a launchpad to talk about actual harassment they face in the Commons...

It's almost like there's a connection between the production of pornography and women being exploited #hmmmm

[bots]

There is a fundamental problem. Prospective MP's are not subjected to any real form of scrutiny by voters before an election. Yes, the media drag up some dirt for headlines occasionally, but if you think that there could be 5 candidates for every seat, thats something like 4000 candidates that could have all sorts of skeletons in the closet and no-one has a clue when they get elected.

Thats where the process needs to change.

[Oliver_W]

There is a fundamental problem. Prospective MP's are not subjected to any real form of scrutiny by voters before an election. Yes, the media drag up some dirt for headlines occasionally, but if you think that there could be 5 candidates for every seat, thats something like 4000 candidates that could have all sorts of skeletons in the closet and no-one has a clue when they get elected.

Thats where the process needs to change.

To be fair a lot of the information is out there, especially from the perspective of voting for someone in your local seat.

"K" isn't a particularly small town, but when I saw the Green and Lib Dem candidates in 2019 I groaned. I knew (/of) them both, and as those are the only parties I'd have considered voting for, I had no choice but to spoil my ballet.

The Green guy just loves a good photo op, I swear that's what he puts above actually protecting green issues in and around the town, any day now he's gonna disappear up his own ass.

[MTVN]

There was an ex-MP on the radio last night who said the culture of drinking and drug taking is massive. With the House often sitting into the evening and voting its often the case they'll go for a pint inbetween votes. On long sittings they'll have had 5 or 6 by the time the most important vote comes around. He also said its the same with journalists which made him a bit annoyed at some of their indignation now when they're just as big a part of the culture

[Cherie]

There was an ex-MP on the radio last night who said the culture of drinking and drug taking is massive. With the House often sitting into the evening and voting its often the case they'll go for a pint inbetween votes. On long sittings they'll have had 5 or 6 by the time the most important vote comes around. He also said its the same with journalists which made him a bit annoyed at some of their indignation now when they're just as big a part of the culture

There needs to be a ban on drinking during sittings and mobile phone use, I don’t know any profession where drinking while working is acceptable, plenty people have to sit around waiting for work...taxi drivers for example, their judgement must be seriously impaired by the time they get to vote if they are necking 6 drinks in a short period

[bots]

as i've said before, it's not like mp's havent been warned to modify their behaviour. The expenses scandal should have been a big wake up call, but they have just gone on to abuse their position in a dozen other ways. There has to be fundamental change, and i dont trust parliament to self regulate

[arista]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/MR-PORN-MP-COMPv2.jpg?w=1320


[MP Neil Parish searched
for ‘Dominator combine harvester’
before stumbling across porno filth
in Commons, pals say]


https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/18432976/neil-parish-search-dominator-harvester-porn/

[bots]

that's just nonsense. Google doesnt provide search results for porn unless you specifically go down the porn path. You have to be very specific in what you are searching for

[Kizzy]

that's just nonsense. Google doesnt provide search results for porn unless you specifically go down the porn path. You have to be very specific in what you are searching for

I just tested it... put in Dominator combine harvester to Google and guess what? No porn.

When will they stop lying? ...

[arista]

SkyNews Text
[Former Tory MP Neil Parish - who was caught
watching porn in the House of Commons - saying
he may stand for re-election.]


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[arista]

[Former MP Neil Parish who resigned after watching
pornography in the Commons says he might run in by-election

Neil Parish, who resigned last month after
admitting watching porn in "a moment of madness",
said running as an independent candidate
in the upcoming by-election in his
old constituency was "an option" - and that he could
rely on money from his "powerful backers
in the farming community".]


Yes Run as
a Randy Conservative



https://news.sky.com/story/former-mp-neil-parish-who-resigned-after-watching-pornography-in-the-commons-says-he-might-run-in-by-election-12612013

[GoldHeart]

He was looking up ' tractors' sure okayyyy

[arista]

He was looking up ' tractors' sure okayyyy



He admits he went back to the Porn Site.



So he is putting his cards on the table.
He will not do it again.

[arista]

Another By Election
that same date as Khan MP


https://www.midweekherald.co.uk/news/date-set-for-honiton-by-election-8978090


[Voters in Honiton looks set to go to the polls to
elect their MP on Thursday, June 23,
date has reportedly been set for a by-election.

Disgraced former Tiverton and
Honiton MP Neil Parish, who is a farmer by trade,
was forced to resign after admitting
watching X-rated videos,
first saying he accidentally viewed one
when browsing for tractors,
before later doing so deliberately
in the Commons chamber.]

[arista]

8 Running for this By-election in Devon.

Helen Hurford - Conservative
Liz Pole - Labour
Richard Foord - LibDem
Gill Westcott - Green
Andy Foan - Reform UK
Ben Walker - UK Independence Party
Jordon Donoghue-Morgan - Heritage Party
Frankie Rufolo - The For Britain Movement



GMBHD itv have a reporter there today.

[arista]

https://twitter.com/GMB/status/1534405995992174594

[bots]

the tories will win it easily. This is an example of the media trying to create a problem that doesnt exist

[Zizu]

the tories will win it easily. This is an example of the media trying to create a problem that doesnt exist


It will interesting to see the responses of MPs and the media if the Tories win both seats and convincingly


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[arista]

the tories will win it easily. This is an example of the media trying to create a problem that doesnt exist


Not LibDems?

All the Media think they will win.

[arista]

It will interesting to see the responses of MPs and the media if the Tories win both seats and convincingly





No the other one
Khan Ex MP
now in Jail for touching up a boy.
Looks like it will go Back to Labour

[bots]

Not LibDems?

All the Media think they will win.

it's a safe tory seat, the lib dems won't win it because they are even more of a joke than the tories

[arista]

it's a safe tory seat, the lib dems won't win it because they are even more of a joke than the tories



Yes Fair point.


LibDems seem so Cocky.

[arista]

John Curtice
Scottish based poll expert
said LibDems can take this seat?


Massive amount to jump
but they did the same in Amersham!

[arista]

Also live on SkyNewsHD

And Radio 5.

[arista]

LibDems Win it


SkyNewsHD



It goes public, in one hour

[arista]

22, LibDem has Won
16, Conservative came 2nd


Richard Foord Is the New LibDem MP

gives them 14 MP's now

https://www.markpack.org.uk/files/2019/12/Liberal-Democrat-MPs-January-2022.png

A Photo from 2021

A small party.


Alistair Carmichael, Orkney and Shetland
Wendy Chamberlain, Fife North East
Daisy Cooper, St Albans
Edward Davey, Kingston and Surbiton (party leader 2020-)
Tim Farron, Westmorland and Lonsdale (party leader 2015-17)
Sarah Green, Chesham and Amersham (elected in 2021 by-election)
Wera Hobhouse, Bath
Christine Jardine, Edinburgh West
Layla Moran, Oxford West and Abingdon
Helen Morgan, North Shropshire (elected in 2021 by-election)
Sarah Olney, Richmond Park
Jamie Stone, Caithness, Sutherland and Easter Ross
Munira Wilson, Twickenham

[bots]

i didnt think the lib dems would win it

[Liam-]

The Tories got handed 2 devastating losses and one of Boris’ more irritating key allies/bootlickers quit as a result and its not even 7am? We have been blessed

[bots]

Boris is clinging on now, I bet the 1922 committee change the rules on the time period of the no confidence vote

[Cherie]

Great stuff

[MTVN]

That's not even close, Lib Dems won that with a bigger majority than Labour won Wakefield

Trouble for Boris is that things are realistically only going to get worse. Inflation won't come down soon, we'll probably enter recession, the strikes are going to get worse over the summer.. Feels like the longer he stays on the bigger the problems get. Still don't think there's a great alternative though

[bots]

any government that is in charge when the economy bombs is in trouble at the next election. If I were the tories I would go for a GE now. If labour win, then they will be booted out at the next election

[arista]

i didnt think the lib dems would win it


Sure

It is a big Jump

[arista]

Ed Davey is There with the new MP.

A new Gimmick a Blue Door.


Amazing that new MP Foord has Bad Teeth.