Elimination 2022. Task 3. Vote now.

[Kate!]

Players

Jake
Vanessa
Parmnion
Oliver
Dogeatdog
Rusti
Alf
Livia

Get creative and write a poem about ANY one forum member. Again it's first come first served so please post your choice of member in this thread and nobody else can then choose that person. The judges for this task are Slim and Toy Soldier who will each choose their favourite poem from the selection. Your poems don't necessarily have to rhyme, they can be prose.

The top two as voted for by the judges will be immune from the next Elimination.

Any questions?

[Vanessa]

What's the deadline? I'm still out.

[Kate!]

What's the deadline? I'm still out.

Tomorrow at 12 noon

[Vanessa]

I'm choosing Nicky. I think he's one of the most interesting members here.

[Kate!]

I'm choosing Nicky. I think he's one of the most interesting members here.

Ok thanks Ness.

[Lewismacfarlane]

Sorry guys im leaving the game

[Vanessa]

Sorry guys im leaving the game

Oh no. Why?

[Kate!]

Sorry guys im leaving the game

Please don't quit Lewis. Is it just because you'll struggle with the task love?

[Vanessa]

I'm definitely going to struggle as well.
But I'll have a go. She what happens.
I'm not much of a poet :laugh:

[Kate!]

I'm definitely going to struggle as well.
But I'll have a go. She what happens.
I'm not much of a poet :laugh:

I'm not myself Vanessa, I appreciate your positive attitude. Xx

[Kate!]

Where are all my contestants? Think they've been abducted by aliens today?

[Vanessa]

I have no idea. I was at the beach all day.
Amazing sunny day. So good to finally have some good weather!

[Oliver_W]

LT for me!

[Vanessa]

LT for me!

Great choice!

[Lewismacfarlane]

Bye guys I'm leaving the game

[Oliver_W]

Do we have to start threads or post them in here.

[Kate!]

Do we have to start threads or post them in here.

Please post in here

[Kate!]

So far LT and Nicky have been chosen

[The Slim Reaper]

I'm choosing Nicky. I think he's one of the most interesting members here.

I hope this is only a first draft. :smug:

[Kate!]

Bye guys I'm leaving the game

And what is the reason please?

[Beso]

I pick cherie if shes ok with that

[Lewismacfarlane]

It's to much for me all this

[Kate!]

It's to much for me all this

Aww its alright sweetheart. I understand. I'm available to chat by pm if you need me? If you're really sure that's fine. I won't try to make you stay. X

[Beso]

It's to much for me all this

Try writing one about yourself lewis. Dont give up.

[Lewismacfarlane]

Im sorry but im leaving

[Vanessa]

I hope this is only a first draft. :smug:

I just think he's endearing :laugh:

[Kate!]

Im sorry but im leaving

Ok. That's settled then.

I'll replace Lewis by the return of Livia then.

If that's okay by Livia of course?

[Vanessa]

I was close to leaving as well last week. Not because I'm not enjoying it, but pressures from work. On a Sunday I always have a really busy day and I was in tears afterwards.

[Beso]

Where do we post our poems, I'm almost ready to post my final draft

[Kate!]

Where do we post our poems, I'm almost ready to post my final draft

In this thread please Parm.

[Vanessa]

I'm still on the tube. There are delays today :fist:

[Kate!]

I'm still on the tube. There are delays today :fist:

If people are struggling I'll consider extending the deadline.

[Kate!]

Where do we post our poems, I'm almost ready to post my final draft

You've not said who you're writing about have you? :suspect:

[Beso]

You've not said who you're writing about have you? :suspect:

Cherie, if she's ok with it

[Kate!]

Oh hang on apologies...you picked Cherie x

[Beso]

Ok....I was hoping not to be first.

To cherie.


Cherie, will you listen to the simple verse of mine,
It's anything from being good but perhaps youl like it fine.
As you know when I rest I, often write a verse, and the blunders that I make are anything but scarce.

I however try my best like all the poets do.
But the critics, bonnie lass are anything but few.
Thier tongues keep dancing mad like wild daffodils, you find them in chat and games, you find them on tibb towers hill.

I often wonder cherie, about the folks amongst this place.
Their words taste sweet as honey in the presence of your face .
If they tell me that my poems good, then nothing could be sweeter, apart from you putting 50ps daily in tibbs meter.

They say it's the same for everyone, every post is criticized, but awaken up the poet,Cherie, and they will be surprised.
The names that I am hinting, it's better not to mention.
The one thing I will say cherie, is they all deserve a pension.

[Kate!]

Ok....I was hoping not to be first.

To cherie.


Cherie, will you listen to the simple verse of mine,
It's anything from being good but perhaps youl like it fine.
As you know when I rest I, often write a verse, and the blunders that I make are anything but scarce.

I however try my best like all the poets do.
But the critics, bonnie lass are anything but few.
Thier tongues keep dancing mad like wild daffodils, you find them in chat and games, you find them on tibb towers hill.

I often wonder cherie, about the folks amongst this place.
Their words taste sweet as honey in the presence of your face .
If they tell me that my poems good, then nothing could be sweeter, apart from you putting 50ps daily in tibbs meter.

They say it's the same for everyone, every post is criticized, but awaken up the poet, my dear, and they will be surprised.
The names that I am hinting, it's better not to mention.
The one thing I will say cherie, is they all deserve a pension.

Love it .... genius

[Vanessa]

Ok....I was hoping not to be first.

To cherie.


Cherie, will you listen to the simple verse of mine,
It's anything from being good but perhaps youl like it fine.
As you know when I rest I, often write a verse, and the blunders that I make are anything but scarce.

I however try my best like all the poets do.
But the critics, bonnie lass are anything but few.
Thier tongues keep dancing mad like wild daffodils, you find them in chat and games, you find them on tibb towers hill.

I often wonder cherie, about the folks amongst this place.
Their words taste sweet as honey in the presence of your face .
If they tell me that my poems good, then nothing could be sweeter, apart from you putting 50ps daily in tibbs meter.

They say it's the same for everyone, every post is criticized, but awaken up the poet, my dear, and they will be surprised.
The names that I am hinting, it's better not to mention.
The one thing I will say cherie, is they all deserve a pension.
Love this!

[Cherie]

Ok....I was hoping not to be first.

To cherie.


Cherie, will you listen to the simple verse of mine,
It's anything from being good but perhaps youl like it fine.
As you know when I rest I, often write a verse, and the blunders that I make are anything but scarce.

I however try my best like all the poets do.
But the critics, bonnie lass are anything but few.
Thier tongues keep dancing mad like wild daffodils, you find them in chat and games, you find them on tibb towers hill.

I often wonder cherie, about the folks amongst this place.
Their words taste sweet as honey in the presence of your face .
If they tell me that my poems good, then nothing could be sweeter, apart from you putting 50ps daily in tibbs meter.

They say it's the same for everyone, every post is criticized, but awaken up the poet, my dear, and they will be surprised.
The names that I am hinting, it's better not to mention.
The one thing I will say cherie, is they all deserve a pension.

Love that line :laugh:
Thank you Wordsworth :worship:

[Cherie]

It's to much for me all this

Aw Lewis :hug: it is good to take a break

[Kate!]

Aw Lewis :hug: it is good to take a break

I think he got overwhelmed by the pace of the game and the challenging tasks. Bless.

We love you Lewis.

[Kate!]

Task deadline extended to 5pm tomorrow evening.

Where are Jake Alf and Rusti? Xx

[Strictly Jake]

https://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=5426&stc=1&d=1652820257

A poem dedicated to Kate

Kate is my favourite member to the other members I mean no offense

But through the good times and bad times for me Kate has been there and a lot it has meant

She is always first to say yes to take part in my many games

And I always smile as I add to my original post her name

I know the difficulties she has faced in parts of her life

Stuff that has caused her quite a lot of strife

But she always makes me happy when she is around

And I honestly do think she is absolutely sound

To Kate who brings so much joy to the forum

And to the tasks because we all adore them

I like so many members on here

But this poem is for Kate and to ever lose her off this forum would be a really big fear.

So this is dedicated to Kate

Because damn she is, Great!

[Vanessa]

https://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=5426&stc=1&d=1652820257

A poem dedicated to Kate

Kate is my favourite member to the other members I mean no offense

But through the good times and bad times for me Kate has been there and a lot it has meant

She is always first to say yes to take part in my many games

And I always smile as I add to my original post her name

I know the difficulties she has faced in parts of her life

Stuff that has caused her quite a lot of strife

But she always makes me happy when she is around

And I honestly do think she is absolutely sound

To Kate who brings so much joy to the forum

And to the tasks because we all adore them

I like so many members on here

But this poem is for Kate and to ever lose her off this forum would be a really big fear.

So this is dedicated to Kate

Because damn she is, Great!


Awww I love this!

[Vanessa]

I've written mine, but I'm so self conscious. :ninja2:

[rusticgal]

Sorry been at work all day….

I will pick….I will dedicate my poem to Jet :cheer2:

[Cherie]

https://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=5426&stc=1&d=1652820257

A poem dedicated to Kate

Kate is my favourite member to the other members I mean no offense

But through the good times and bad times for me Kate has been there and a lot it has meant

She is always first to say yes to take part in my many games

And I always smile as I add to my original post her name

I know the difficulties she has faced in parts of her life

Stuff that has caused her quite a lot of strife

But she always makes me happy when she is around

And I honestly do think she is absolutely sound

To Kate who brings so much joy to the forum

And to the tasks because we all adore them

I like so many members on here

But this poem is for Kate and to ever lose her off this forum would be a really big fear.

So this is dedicated to Kate

Because damn she is, Great!



Lovely Jake

[Vanessa]

I'm going to sleep on it. Will check it and post it tomorrow.

[Kate!]

Jake. Awwww. I love that sooo much. You are a such a sweetheart. Task over....winner!

Only joking.

Vanessa love, we'd love to see yours really soon.

By the way players can edit their poems up until the deadline rather than repost it. X judges please reserve any official comments till then

[Kate!]

Sorry been at work all day….

I will pick….I will dedicate my poem to Jet :cheer2:

Good stuff Rusti

[Alf]

My poem has more than 1 forum member in it. It includes both the judges of this poetry round and also includes myself, it's a very short poem.

[Kate!]

My poem has more than 1 forum member in it. It includes both the judges of this poetry round and also includes myself, it's a very short poem.

Ok Alf. Go for it.

[Alf]

On a hot summers Tibb night
Slim Reaper was talking his usual sh1te
It had to be done, it had to be done
So along came Alf to spoil his fun
Toy Soldier was scrolling by
And scored Alf's poem extremely high

[Kate!]

On a hot summers Tibb night
Slim Reaper was talking his usual sh1te
It had to be done, it had to be done
So along came Alf to spoil his fun
Toy Soldier was scrolling by
And scored Alf's poem extremely high

Short, sweet and hilarious! Lolz.

[rusticgal]

Ode to Jet


So I have dedicated this poem
To a man we know as Jet,
He is not quite a regular,
But his Posts we don’t forget.

He clearly has an interest
In our Royal family,
And he clearly is a Royalist
For that we must agree.

His posts are so informative
And his arguments are fair.
He holds himself together,
He is articulate and aware.

So Jet deserves a Knighthood
In the Queens Platinum year.
And I dedicate this poem
To someone I hold dear.

:love::cheer2:

[Kate!]

Ode to Jet


So I have dedicated this poem
To a man we know as Jet,
He is not quite a regular,
But his Posts we don’t forget.

He clearly has an interest
In our Royal family,
And he clearly is a Royalist
For that we must agree.

His posts are so informative
And his arguments are fair.
He holds himself together,
He is articulate and aware.

So Jet deserves a Knighthood
In the Queens Platinum year.
And I dedicate this poem
To someone I hold dear.

:love::cheer2:

Great work Rusti.

[Cherie]

On a hot summers Tibb night
Slim Reaper was talking his usual sh1te
It had to be done, it had to be done
So along came Alf to spoil his fun
Toy Soldier was scrolling by
And scored Alf's poem extremely high

Ode to Jet


So I have dedicated this poem
To a man we know as Jet,
He is not quite a regular,
But his Posts we don’t forget.

He clearly has an interest
In our Royal family,
And he clearly is a Royalist
For that we must agree.

His posts are so informative
And his arguments are fair.
He holds himself together,
He is articulate and aware.

So Jet deserves a Knighthood
In the Queens Platinum year.
And I dedicate this poem
To someone I hold dear.

:love::cheer2:

:love:

[Dogeatdog]

I’ll have my poem ready for the 5pm deadline I’ve just been really busy atm.

[Vanessa]

Great poems so far.

[Vanessa]

Yesterday I was asked to write a poem. Great.
Only problem is, my writing isn't cool!
I haven't written anything creative since high school! D:
All I can do is have a try, and Nicky is a total legend, that's no lie.
As you can see I can't rhyme at all, but I'm tying to finish this before nightfall.
When I think of Nicky I think of a certain dancing show.
We're both Superfans, I'll have you know! :dance:
Even though we always butt heads during Strictly, we always make up just as quickly.
He changes his mind like night and day,
but I wouldn't have him any other way.
The warmest and biggest hug to you, my friend.
I hope you stay on TIBB until the end :love:

[Oliver_W]

Ode to LT

Many great things from Scotland come
From thistles and Loch monsters and Irn Bru
But if you ask me what's number one
A certain forum member comes through

It could be Toy Soldier I mean
For he is Scottish and great
But but despite he being cool and lean
There is someone else I highly rate

A seeker of antiques, he goes high and low
Though it might be said
If he wants to find something really old
He could look in a mirror instead!

He's almost as cool as Noddy Holder
From the music group Slade
And only the wisest will agree
Everyday is the best song he made!

[Vanessa]

Many great things from Scotland come
From thistles and Loch monsters and Irn Bru
But if you ask me what's number one
A certain forum member comes through

It could be Toy Soldier I mean
For he is Scottish and great
But but despite he being cool and lean
There is someone else I highly rate

A seeker of antiques, he goes high and low
Though it might be said
If he wants to find something really old
He could look in a mirror instead!
Aw I love this :blush:

[Cherie]

Yesterday I was asked to write a poem. Great.
Only problem is, my writing isn't cool!
I haven't written anything creative since high school! D:
All I can do is have a try, and Nicky is a total legend, that's no lie.
As you can see I can't rhyme at all, but I'm tying to finish this before nightfall.
When I think of Nicky I think of a certain dancing show.
We're both Superfans, I'll have you know! :dance:
Even though we always butt heads during Strictly, we always make up just as quickly.
He changes his mind like night and day,
but I wouldn't have him any other way.
The warmest and biggest hug to you, my friend.
I hope you stay on TIBB until the end :love:

Many great things from Scotland come
From thistles and Loch monsters and Irn Bru
But if you ask me what's number one
A certain forum member comes through

It could be Toy Soldier I mean
For he is Scottish and great
But but despite he being cool and lean
There is someone else I highly rate

A seeker of antiques, he goes high and low
Though it might be said
If he wants to find something really old
He could look in a mirror instead!

:love:

I wouldn't like to be choosing between any of the submitted poems :worry:

[Beso]

I should have caught up with this thread last, rather than 1st..

I'm reading all posts as though they come in poem form now.

[Kate!]

I can see the judges have their work cut out for them, I don't think I could choose!

:love:

[Vanessa]

Well, I've tried my best. :laugh:

[Dogeatdog]

My poem is about Michael21 and is called ‘Rich Man Here’

Rich Man Here

Here’s a poem about a user that is a pain in the bum
And he goes by the name of michael21
A professional gambler and a good one indeed
Thanks to him I now have to much money coming to meee
His tips are very handy but his spelling is very poor
I suppose he’s just glad that Tottenham are in the top four

Is his mansion real or has he faked it?
If Liverpool win will he walk through his high street naked?
Some of things he says I do find quite funee
Thanks for the tip on chicken balls the other day, they were in fact quite yumee

I notice he has a tendency to call Arista ‘The Green Man’
I think secretly our Michael is a huge fan
Like he is of Just Eat and getting a full refunds
Or being banned from Tibb for around 6 months

I hope that he’s happy with his new state of the art fence
I’m sure that it looks absolutely immense
Like his bank accounts digits I know it to be true
And how is favourite emoji is ;cheer2; (:cheer2:)
You won’t be murder Michael there is no need to fear
Invest in more security you are the rich man here
Your money can help and it can take you very far
And you’ll have the last laugh Ha Ha Haaaa Ha Ha

[Beso]

Good one dogeatdog...bravo.

[Vanessa]

My poem is about Michael21 and is called ‘Rich Man Here’

Rich Man Here

Here’s a poem about a user that is a pain in the bum
And he goes by the name of michael21
A professional gambler and a good one indeed
Thanks to him I now have to much money coming to meee
His tips are very handy but his spelling is very poor
I suppose he’s just glad that Tottenham are in the top four

Is his mansion real or has he faked it?
If Liverpool win will he walk through his high street naked?
Some of things he says I do find quite funee
Thanks for the tip on chicken balls the other day, they were in fact quite yumee

I notice he has a tendency to call Arista ‘The Green Man’
I think secretly our Michael is a huge fan
Like he is of Just Eat and getting a full refunds
Or being banned from Tibb for around 6 months

I hope that he’s happy with his new state of the art fence
I’m sure that it looks absolutely immense
Like his bank accounts digits I know it to be true
And how is favourite emoji is ;cheer2; (:cheer2:)
You won’t be murder Michael there is no need to fear
Invest in more security you are the rich man here
Your money can help and it can take you very far
And you’ll have the last laugh Ha Ha Haaaa Ha Ha

Hilarious :joker:

[Niamh.]

They're all brilliant but DED's would be my winner

[michael21]

My poem is about Michael21 and is called ‘Rich Man Here’

Rich Man Here

Here’s a poem about a user that is a pain in the bum
And he goes by the name of michael21
A professional gambler and a good one indeed
Thanks to him I now have to much money coming to meee
His tips are very handy but his spelling is very poor
I suppose he’s just glad that Tottenham are in the top four

Is his mansion real or has he faked it?
If Liverpool win will he walk through his high street naked?
Some of things he says I do find quite funee
Thanks for the tip on chicken balls the other day, they were in fact quite yumee

I notice he has a tendency to call Arista ‘The Green Man’
I think secretly our Michael is a huge fan
Like he is of Just Eat and getting a full refunds
Or being banned from Tibb for around 6 months

I hope that he’s happy with his new state of the art fence
I’m sure that it looks absolutely immense
Like his bank accounts digits I know it to be true
And how is favourite emoji is ;cheer2; (:cheer2:)
You won’t be murder Michael there is no need to fear
Invest in more security you are the rich man here
Your money can help and it can take you very far
And you’ll have the last laugh Ha Ha Haaaa Ha Ha


Athankyou my big head just got bigger :hehe:

[Kate!]

Loving all these efforts.

I'll just leave it now till 5pm in case Liv comes online and wants to have a go. See you later players and judges x

[Dogeatdog]

Athankyou my big head just got bigger :hehe:

Like your bank account? :smug:

And thanks everyone who liked it. It’s amazing what can get done on a trip back from Margate :laugh:

[michael21]

Loving all these efforts.

I'll just leave it now till 5pm in case Liv comes online and wants to have a go. See you later players and judges x

Hi lovely Kate where did you get that weather report from :laugh:

[Vanessa]

Like your bank account? :smug:

And thanks everyone who liked it. It’s amazing what can get done on a trip back from Margate :laugh:

I love Margate. It's so beautiful over there!

[Vanessa]

It's been fun taking part on this game. I know I'm not great at games, but it's good to challenge yourself sometimes.
Everyone is doing so well.

[Dogeatdog]

I love Margate. It's so beautiful over there!

I’m a bit mixed really since the beach is really nice (I was down there for work sadly) but it still looks really run down by the arcades and stuff. Broadstairs is a lot nicer.

[Vanessa]

I’m a bit mixed really since the beach is really nice (I was down there for work sadly) but it still looks really run down by the arcades and stuff. Broadstairs is a lot nicer.

I go to Broadstairs all the time. And also Bournemouth.

[Oliver_W]

I’m a bit mixed really since the beach is really nice (I was down there for work sadly) but it still looks really run down by the arcades and stuff. Broadstairs is a lot nicer.

Sounds like Great Yarmouth - I love it, despite being a right dump :joker:

[user104658]

When am I supposed to be judging this? Obviously Alf will win but we will still enjoy the whole competition anyway (like Eurovision).

[Dogeatdog]

I go to Broadstairs all the time. And also Bournemouth.

Broadstairs is lovely and I recently went to Bournemouth about a month ago and I really liked it down there as well. I didn’t realise how much of a long drive it is from London tho :laugh:

[Vanessa]

Broadstairs is lovely and I recently went to Bournemouth about a month ago and I really liked it down there as well. I didn’t realise how much of a long drive it is from London tho :laugh:

By train is about two hours. Need to go early, but jts worth it.

[ThomasC]

Bye guys I'm leaving the game

Don't be so dramatic. You already told us once
:joker:

[ThomasC]

No fecker has chosen me yet.

[michael21]

No fecker has chosen me yet.

:smug:

[Vanessa]

Such a beautiful day today as well.
Need to go to Asda later.
I'm going to relax today and tomorrow.

[Alf]

Such a beautiful day today as well.
Need to go to Asda later.
I'm going to relax today and tomorrow.I just been to Asda to get myself some donuts. I'm having coffee and donuts right now.

[Cherie]

My poem is about Michael21 and is called ‘Rich Man Here’

Rich Man Here

Here’s a poem about a user that is a pain in the bum
And he goes by the name of michael21
A professional gambler and a good one indeed
Thanks to him I now have to much money coming to meee
His tips are very handy but his spelling is very poor
I suppose he’s just glad that Tottenham are in the top four

Is his mansion real or has he faked it?
If Liverpool win will he walk through his high street naked?
Some of things he says I do find quite funee
Thanks for the tip on chicken balls the other day, they were in fact quite yumee

I notice he has a tendency to call Arista ‘The Green Man’
I think secretly our Michael is a huge fan
Like he is of Just Eat and getting a full refunds
Or being banned from Tibb for around 6 months

I hope that he’s happy with his new state of the art fence
I’m sure that it looks absolutely immense
Like his bank accounts digits I know it to be true
And how is favourite emoji is ;cheer2; (:cheer2:)
You won’t be murder Michael there is no need to fear
Invest in more security you are the rich man here
Your money can help and it can take you very far
And you’ll have the last laugh Ha Ha Haaaa Ha Ha

:laugh2:

[Kate!]

When am I supposed to be judging this? Obviously Alf will win but we will still enjoy the whole competition anyway (like Eurovision).

Please judge at 5pm

[AnnieK]

They are all great but DED's is genius

[The Slim Reaper]

Please judge at 5pm

Can you put them all into one post please?

[Niamh.]

They are all great but DED's is genius

I especially love the title :laugh:

[Kate!]

Can you put them all into one post please?

Hang on I'll try n get someone to help. It's a struggle on my phone. X

[Niamh.]

Hang on I'll try n get someone to help. It's a struggle on my phone. X

I can do it if you like?

[Alf]

I can do it if you like?0IA3ZvCkRkQ

[Niamh.]

....

Ok....I was hoping not to be first.

To cherie.


Cherie, will you listen to the simple verse of mine,
It's anything from being good but perhaps youl like it fine.
As you know when I rest I, often write a verse, and the blunders that I make are anything but scarce.

I however try my best like all the poets do.
But the critics, bonnie lass are anything but few.
Thier tongues keep dancing mad like wild daffodils, you find them in chat and games, you find them on tibb towers hill.

I often wonder cherie, about the folks amongst this place.
Their words taste sweet as honey in the presence of your face .
If they tell me that my poems good, then nothing could be sweeter, apart from you putting 50ps daily in tibbs meter.

They say it's the same for everyone, every post is criticized, but awaken up the poet,Cherie, and they will be surprised.
The names that I am hinting, it's better not to mention.
The one thing I will say cherie, is they all deserve a pension.

https://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=5426&stc=1&d=1652820257

A poem dedicated to Kate

Kate is my favourite member to the other members I mean no offense

But through the good times and bad times for me Kate has been there and a lot it has meant

She is always first to say yes to take part in my many games

And I always smile as I add to my original post her name

I know the difficulties she has faced in parts of her life

Stuff that has caused her quite a lot of strife

But she always makes me happy when she is around

And I honestly do think she is absolutely sound

To Kate who brings so much joy to the forum

And to the tasks because we all adore them

I like so many members on here

But this poem is for Kate and to ever lose her off this forum would be a really big fear.

So this is dedicated to Kate

Because damn she is, Great!



On a hot summers Tibb night
Slim Reaper was talking his usual sh1te
It had to be done, it had to be done
So along came Alf to spoil his fun
Toy Soldier was scrolling by
And scored Alf's poem extremely high

Ode to Jet


So I have dedicated this poem
To a man we know as Jet,
He is not quite a regular,
But his Posts we don’t forget.

He clearly has an interest
In our Royal family,
And he clearly is a Royalist
For that we must agree.

His posts are so informative
And his arguments are fair.
He holds himself together,
He is articulate and aware.

So Jet deserves a Knighthood
In the Queens Platinum year.
And I dedicate this poem
To someone I hold dear.

:love::cheer2:

Yesterday I was asked to write a poem. Great.
Only problem is, my writing isn't cool!
I haven't written anything creative since high school! D:
All I can do is have a try, and Nicky is a total legend, that's no lie.
As you can see I can't rhyme at all, but I'm tying to finish this before nightfall.
When I think of Nicky I think of a certain dancing show.
We're both Superfans, I'll have you know! :dance:
Even though we always butt heads during Strictly, we always make up just as quickly.
He changes his mind like night and day,
but I wouldn't have him any other way.
The warmest and biggest hug to you, my friend.
I hope you stay on TIBB until the end :love:

Ode to LT

Many great things from Scotland come
From thistles and Loch monsters and Irn Bru
But if you ask me what's number one
A certain forum member comes through

It could be Toy Soldier I mean
For he is Scottish and great
But but despite he being cool and lean
There is someone else I highly rate

A seeker of antiques, he goes high and low
Though it might be said
If he wants to find something really old
He could look in a mirror instead!

He's almost as cool as Noddy Holder
From the music group Slade
And only the wisest will agree
Everyday is the best song he made!

My poem is about Michael21 and is called ‘Rich Man Here’

Rich Man Here

Here’s a poem about a user that is a pain in the bum
And he goes by the name of michael21
A professional gambler and a good one indeed
Thanks to him I now have to much money coming to meee
His tips are very handy but his spelling is very poor
I suppose he’s just glad that Tottenham are in the top four

Is his mansion real or has he faked it?
If Liverpool win will he walk through his high street naked?
Some of things he says I do find quite funee
Thanks for the tip on chicken balls the other day, they were in fact quite yumee

I notice he has a tendency to call Arista ‘The Green Man’
I think secretly our Michael is a huge fan
Like he is of Just Eat and getting a full refunds
Or being banned from Tibb for around 6 months

I hope that he’s happy with his new state of the art fence
I’m sure that it looks absolutely immense
Like his bank accounts digits I know it to be true
And how is favourite emoji is ;cheer2; (:cheer2:)
You won’t be murder Michael there is no need to fear
Invest in more security you are the rich man here
Your money can help and it can take you very far
And you’ll have the last laugh Ha Ha Haaaa Ha Ha

[Kate!]

Thank you very much Niamh. You are a shining star :love:

[Strictly Jake]

I'm really nervous

[The Slim Reaper]

Thank you very much Niamh. You are a shining star :love:

Is that all of them? Do you want me to pick my fave now or wait till 5? Do you want me to give 2 choices in case TS picks the same?

[Kate!]

Is that all of them? Do you want me to pick my fave now or wait till 5? Do you want me to give 2 choices in case TS picks the same?

Yes thats all 7 of them. Liv didn't make it. You may now judge. Just pick one and see what TS goes for before you pick a second if necessary. Thanks Slim. X

[Vanessa]

Good luck everyone!

[Kate!]

Good luck all.

[The Slim Reaper]

First I'd like to give a special mention to Vanessa who wrote a poem in a foreign language.

But for me, there is a clear winner and also a clear 2nd place,

So my winner is DeD with rich man here.

Well done to all participants.

[Vanessa]

:laugh: well done DeDFirst I'd like to give a special mention to Vanessa who wrote a poem in a foreign language.

But for me, there is a clear winner and also a clear 2nd place,

So my winner is DeD with rich man here.

Well done to all participants.

[Kate!]

Well done Shaun aka Dogeatdog. You are immune from the next Elimination. Let's see what Toy Soldier says. X

[Kate!]

While we are waiting for TS.

I have a short verse for you.

To those who did not win
You're efforts weren't in vain
You put a smile upon my face
And I'd put you all in a Hall of Fame.

Best I can do.

You're all geniuses. :love:

[Vanessa]

While we are waiting for TS.

I have a short verse for you.

To those who did not win
You're efforts weren't in vain
You put a smile upon my face
And I'd put you all in a Hall of Fame.

Best I can do.

You're all geniuses. :love:

Aw thanks :laugh:

[Cherie]

Congratulations DED :love:

[Kate!]

Great. TS has buggered off.

[Cherie]

Give him a chance he is a busy man now :laugh:

[Kate!]

Give him a chance he is a busy man now :laugh:

Yes lol but I want to post a few words before I go out fir a while. X

[Alf]

When am I supposed to be judging this? Obviously Alf will win but we will still enjoy the whole competition anyway (like Eurovision).We can always take this as his choice.

[Strictly Jake]

Kate I think the result of the elimination this week is obvious anyway. It will be the same as last time. Livia didn't do the task she will be voted off. Unless your doing a double elimination?

[Oliver_W]

Unless TS trolls us all and makes her his winner!

[Kate!]

Kate I think the result of the elimination this week is obvious anyway. It will be the same as last time. Livia didn't do the task she will be voted off. Unless your doing a double elimination?

No its a single Elimination. I'll ask you all to still vote please. Slim can you give your second choice for immunity.

[The Slim Reaper]

My 2nd choice is Parm.

[Kate!]

Thanks Slim

Parm you are now immune from Elimination.

Right I'm going make an executive decision and remove our Liv from the game. So please now vote from the remaining players who you want to Eliminate.

[Kate!]

You may vote for Jake, Vanessa, Oliver, Rusti or Alf.

Immune players can vote.

[Strictly Jake]

Oh flip

[Strictly Jake]

I eliminate Oliver as he is strong competition

[user104658]

We can always take this as his choice.

Jeez I was just coming on to do it but apparently I'm already too late :joker:. I don't think this game is compatible with... erm... having a job... :umm2:.

You would have got my vote Alf :(

[Strictly Jake]

You do seem to be rushing it a tad Kate

[Kate!]

Sorry sorry. I'm just keen to get on. Xx

[Kate!]

I'm out now but will check in later. X

[user104658]

You do seem to be rushing it a tad Kate

It's not even the speed really but the "window of time"... as everyone can see from my posting on here, I do take regular "breaks" from working to come on TiBB :hehe:, but the first message said to do it after 5pm ... I finished up work, got organised and came back onto the computer at 5.45pm but that was already too late so it was only a 45 minute window :think:

[Kate!]

I do apologise TS. I'll calm it down a bit.

[Kate!]

Vote now people

Oliver 1

[Vanessa]

This is tough. I liked all of them.

[Beso]

I love everyone.

[rusticgal]

Do I vote?

[Cherie]

Do I vote?

Yes you need to vote to eliminate someone...DeD and Parm are immune

[Kate!]

Oliver 1
Alf 1

[Alf]

I want a stewards enquiry.

I should be safe and not Parm. Toy Soldier voted for me.

[Kate!]

Ok to stop this turning into a disaster I'll cancel the Vote Off. Task 4 to be posted soon.

[Kate!]

Players remaining for task 4.

Jake
Vanessa
Parmnion
Oliver
Dogeatdog
Rusti
Alf

[Cherie]

yay, I didn't think anyone deserved to leave and with Lewis leaving it has worked out well

[Kate!]

yay, I didn't think anyone deserved to leave and with Lewis leaving it has worked out well

Yes xx

[Dogeatdog]

Aww thanks for the comments everyone and Judge Slim :love:. Tbh everyone made such good poems it would’ve been hard having to choose to eliminate someone so I’m glad I’ve been spared from doing that.

[Kate!]

Aww thanks for the comments everyone and Judge Slim :love:. Tbh everyone made such good poems it would’ve been hard having to choose to eliminate someone so I’m glad I’ve been spared from doing that.

Wait till you see the next task. Mwahaha.

[Vanessa]

:worry:

[Kate!]

:worry:

Task posted.

[Beso]

Delete all posts involving who voted who for that last round...its like the mics being played from the diary room into the bb house during nominations.

Unfair to me now everyone can see who I went for but I cant see who they did!!!

[Kate!]

Delete all posts involving who voted who for that last round...its like the mics being played from the diary room into the bb house during nominations.

Unfair to me now everyone can see who I went for but I cant see who they did!!!

Only you can delete your own posts Parmy. I'm not a mod so I can't do it.

[Beso]

Only you can delete your own posts Parmy. I'm not a mod so I can't do it.

Thanks, I didnt want Livia to see I voted to eliminate her.

[Kate!]

Thanks, I didnt want Livia to see I voted to eliminate her.

You all only picked her cos she wasn't present for the task. I'd have done the same myself. She may be having extensive birthday celebrations. Hope she's well. Xx

[Beso]

I eliminate Oliver as he is strong competition

Wow...

Surprised at that, Oliver has turned a corner with me.


Youve shown your hand to us all a bit to soon.

[Beso]

You all only picked her cos she wasn't present for the task. I'd have done the same myself. She may be having extensive birthday celebrations. Hope she's well. Xx

Who voted alf?

[Kate!]

Who voted alf?

You did I rhink? Let me check.

Yes you've changed your post but you did vote him.

[Kate!]

Wow...

Surprised at that, Oliver has turned a corner with me.


Youve shown your hand to us all a bit to soon.

Not really Parm. It's a strategic and tactical game. Jake can try to see off his opposition just as you all can. But by it being a public vote off you can expect to be voted in return. Was a brave vote tbh.

[Beso]

You did I rhink? Let me check.

Yes you've changed your post but you did vote him.

Shhhhhh...you are effecting the game too much..grass.

[Kate!]

Shhhhhh...you are effecting the game too much..grass.

Don't call me a grass Parm. I don't like it. You asked the question, thereby drawing attention to it.

[Beso]

This whole task is about having fun at others expense, the game host cant even take a joke.


Im out, sorry.

Enjoyed the poetry.

[Kate!]

This whole task is about having fun at others expense, the game host cant even take a joke.


Im out, sorry.

Enjoyed the poetry.

Right fine Parmy. You're out.

[Kate!]

This whole task is about having fun at others expense, the game host cant even take a joke.


Im out, sorry.

Enjoyed the poetry.

No, it really isn't. That's not at all the intention. I would disqualify anyone who deliberately did that, not that I think for even one minute that any of you would do that. Its meant to be lighthearted like Vanessa said.

What I will say is perhaps you should all get the permission of whoever you are writing about. I'd be honoured personally. If not, then write about yourself.

[Kate!]

I'm hoping Parmy will get over his flounce and return. I don't want him to leave just because we've had a bit of a disagreement.

[Strictly Jake]

I think this task has put people off Kate. I've just tried to do it and just can't think of what I will say for each day. If I did it about myself it will be a pretty boring read of me going to work, coming back to do housework, doing the school run and then just moaning at the kids until they go to bed. Because that's my life day in day out. I'd feel like I could offend another member if I did it about someone else too

[Cherie]

I think this task has put people off Kate. I've just tried to do it and just can't think of what I will say for each day. If I did it about myself it will be a pretty boring read of me going to work, coming back to do housework, doing the school run and then just moaning at the kids until they go to bed. Because that's my life day in day out. I'd feel like I could offend another member if I did it about someone else too

Make stuff up ...the more outrageous the better :laugh:

[Kate!]

I think this task has put people off Kate. I've just tried to do it and just can't think of what I will say for each day. If I did it about myself it will be a pretty boring read of me going to work, coming back to do housework, doing the school run and then just moaning at the kids until they go to bed. Because that's my life day in day out. I'd feel like I could offend another member if I did it about someone else too

You could write about moi if you're really really stuck lol. I don't mind if you take the micky out of me.

[Kate!]

User Since 2005 would also be a very good choice with the jet-set lifestyle lol.