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Cherie
25-05-2022, 10:37 AM
A sheep has been sentenced to three years in jail after it was found guilty of killing a woman.

The ram was arrested by police in South Sudan earlier this month after attacking Adhieu Chaping, who later died of her injuries.

Police chief Major Elijah Mabor said: "The ram attacked by hitting her ribs and the old women died immediately. So this is what happened in Rumbek East in a place called Akuel Yoi.

"Our role as police is to provide safety and separate fights. The ram was apprehended and currently under custody at a Police Station of Maleng Agok Payam."

Major Mabor also explained why the ram has been punished for the crime rather than its owner.

He said: "The owner is innocent and the ram is the one who perpetrated the crime so it deserves to be arrested then later on the case shall be forwarded to customary court where the case can be handled amicably."

The animal will now spend the next three years in a military camp in Aduel County headquarters in Sudan's Lakes State.


He was sheepish so got a reduced sentence I guess

Oliver_W
25-05-2022, 10:43 AM
If he escapes, it'll give "on the lam" a whole new meaning.

Crimson Dynamo
25-05-2022, 10:53 AM
ewe avin a laugh?

Cherie
25-05-2022, 12:50 PM
At least he s behind Baaa rs now

bots
25-05-2022, 01:03 PM
i'm betting he is destined for the chops

Niamh.
25-05-2022, 01:11 PM
That lady's family should sue him, they'd fleece him

Beso
25-05-2022, 01:29 PM
Sounds like a right rammy.

Alf
25-05-2022, 01:51 PM
I don't believe it was South Sudan I reckon it was Wales. You can't pull the wool over my eyes Cherie

Oliver_W
25-05-2022, 02:36 PM
I don't believe it was South Sudan I reckon it was Wales.

It's possible, sheep do have marital rights in Wales, so maybe they have jail equality.

The Slim Reaper
25-05-2022, 02:42 PM
Heard it was a case of mistaken identity. Apparently it was mutton dressed as lamb.

Oliver_W
25-05-2022, 03:12 PM
Heard it was a case of mistaken identity. Apparently it was mutton dressed as lamb.

Would have been funnier if you said "wolf in sheep's clothing"

Zizu
25-05-2022, 04:15 PM
Would have been funnier if you said "wolf in sheep's clothing"


Mmmm

Both equally funny ( and witty)


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Crimson Dynamo
25-05-2022, 04:25 PM
No doubt someone grassed the sheep up?

Zizu
25-05-2022, 04:33 PM
It was original a death sentence but they did a ewe-turn ..


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Dogeatdog
25-05-2022, 04:41 PM
Someone’s been a baaaad sheep.

Cherie
25-05-2022, 05:22 PM
the seriousness of his situation will have been rammed home now

Mystic Mock
25-05-2022, 06:46 PM
ewe avin a laugh?

It's satire surely?:joker:

Zizu
25-05-2022, 07:04 PM
It’s a LAMentable situation


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Beso
25-05-2022, 07:19 PM
Can you all stop misgendering this poor ram.

Calderyon
25-05-2022, 07:36 PM
What a sheep way to go.

Calderyon
25-05-2022, 07:39 PM
Ram slam.