Best Quotes Of The Series So Far!

[Red4ever]

There have been quite a few to be honest....Add yours in here...

Charley (singing a song) "I've worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends" Seány "If that's not Irony of the century, I don't know what is...."

Gerry "I believe in an eye for a tooth" Seány "That's not how Mahatima Gandhi said it"

Johnathon "How much where your boots again darling?" Charley "£170" Johnathon "Yeah I didn't here you the first time."

Charley (after finding out she hasn't been nominated) "I cannot believe that I'm still going to be around" Seány "Yes hunny, you're still here and I'm still Queer!"

Feel free to add yours...:hugesmile:

[Amy21]

Tracey catchphrases are so funny:

"Av it".

"Got to do it for the teamidge"

"Thats a phat offer" "Very phat offer".

The twins saying to Charley "Have you seen the pinkness".

Johnathan: "I am not interested in the money Ill throw the prize money to the crowd".

Lesley "Calm yourself down Lesley and have a strawberry. Err they smell of fish".

Lesley at the fishphone "Ill phone a taxi hello oh it not working nevermind".

Chanelle: "Its not my fault I have a natural curl to my hair".

Charley "He has soaked my boots how dare he do you know how much these boots cost me. £170. Johnathan: how much were your boots again £170 oh right I didnt hear you the first time.

[Jack]

"coconut head" by far the best!

[Matt]

"My monkey smells of condom lube!"

and

"I'm just sniffing my matress!"

are my faves :thumbs:

[DiscoGnome]

Ziggy (to Charley): Go and try some clothes on.

Lesley: Hello Betsy, you disgustingly filthy little mutt.

Laura: Guys, the crowd were shouting "Get someone out!"
Seany: Can we just drop it please?
Laura: Jus because it was you.

Gerry: It's not funny, my monkey smells like condom lube!

Brian: (On Romeo and Juliet) Is that Romeo out of So Solid Crew?

Amanda: Oh my god, we're psychopathic!

Carole: I'm Carole. I'm cool. I do aerobics in the pool.

Ziggy,Gerry and Seany during Shabz and Charley's argument: Baaa-na-na-na-naaaa..

Charley: I know R Kelly and we talk well.

Nicky: I'm going to call my child Hot Sauce.

Liam (on Tracey): "'Cos we can, we will and we must!" Oh, give it a rest!

and finally, my personal favourite (although it wasn't actually in the house):

Emily: Education, education, education. Isn't it about time you had some intelligent women on this show? :pat::pat::pat:

[natjake2504]

amanda - chicken & mushroom apple pie

Thought that was sooo funny

[x_mel_x]

Another one said by Emily in her VT:
'Theres a new music taking over our country, its called Indie'

Amanda-'Chicken and mushroom apple crumble'

Twins-''Dead fear!'

Nikki reporting for the B Team on BBLB-'Some paracite has just squirted me with a water gun!'

[Red4ever]

Seány "It's an old man! It's an old man!" When he see's Johnathon enter.

Lesley: I will do the mangeling and post modern irony.

Seany: 'You seem really relieved - are you okay?'
Ziggy (deep voice, macho stare): 'No, I'm straight.'
Seany (laughing): 'No, I asked you if you were okay!'

[winnifred]

'axxxx', why does charley say 'axxx'????:

'i only axxxed you a question carole', is it just me or does she actually say that?

[x_mel_x]

Originally posted by winnifred
'axxxx', why does charley sya 'axxx'????:

'i only axxxed you a question carole', is it just me or does she actually say that?

It drives me mad when she says that and she cant say acceptable either.

[DiscoGnome]

Oh, I've just remembered one from when Charley was doing the swimming task:

"I'm drownding!" :joker:

[winnifred]

Originally posted by x_mel_x
Originally posted by winnifred
'axxxx', why does charley sya 'axxx'????:

'i only axxxed you a question carole', is it just me or does she actually say that?

It drives me mad when she says that and she cant say acceptable either.

ooh i havent noticed that yet, il keep an eye out:banana:

[Red4ever]

bump

[Conzors]

Lesley = Im just sniffing my matress

Amanda = chicken and mushroom apple pie

Nicky(to chanelle) = (about liam) i was just like.. marry me.. (2 mins later) im not getting together with him coz i hate men

[Billy]

Nicky - Im fun goddammit
Laura - IM Elvis
Laura - Ill tkae it cos its form Carole
Tracey - Avv it
Tracey Im just Trace

[Blowout]

Originally posted by Red4ever
There have been quite a few to be honest....Add yours in here...

Charley (singing a song) "I've worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends" Seány "If that's not Irony of the century, I don't know what is...."

Gerry "I believe in an eye for a tooth" Seány "That's not how Mahatima Gandhi said it"

Johnathon "How much where your boots again darling?" Charley "£170" Johnathon "Yeah I didn't here you the first time."

Charley (after finding out she hasn't been nominated) "I cannot believe that I'm still going to be around" Seány "Yes hunny, you're still here and I'm still Queer!"

Feel free to add yours...:hugesmile:

All those quotes make me miss Seany so much.

[Psylocke]

"Look,My Monkey now smells of lube"


LMAO

[DiamondDogTags]

Brian about Shakespeare "he couldnt have wrote Babe its too good"
and at the same time "they all sound as if they are pissed" (about Romeo and Juliet)

[CassetteFinger]

Amanda "Is that a chicken and mushroom apple crumble"
Chanelle"I cant help it if i have a natural curl to my hair"
sorry had to put her in Nikki reporting for the B-Team "Some paracite has just squirted me with a water gun"

[Psylocke]

Originally posted by rice_square
Nikki reporting for the B-Team "Some paracite has just squirted me with a water gun"


:laugh::laugh:

[mozzymozmoz]

my fav has to be when seany entered and laura said

OH MY GOD WE HAVE A CLOWN!!! HES AN ACTUAL CLOWN LOOK! :joker:

or charley saying...

i have ne-yo and r kelly in my phone book, we talk very well lots...
sureeeee you do love:sleep::joker:

[CallumJoshuaSturt]

ave it

[noahman]

Nicky
You should sleep around.
To Liam

[Chanelle2win]

big brother saying to nikki "You are forbinen from breaking the front door"
Emma "he call me jade goodyer"
Craig BB6 talking about derek "I no what he is" Big brother"what is he craig" Craig "evil"

[officialleafan]

Lesley: Shush!

In the meeting

[GiGi]

"Its not my fault im an IT girl in da house"
-Charley-

"I cant help if my hair has a natural curl"
-Chanelle

"Have you seen the pinkness?"
-SamAnda

"Now my bear smells like condom lub"
- Gerry-

"Im Carole, im cool, i do aerobics in the pool"
-Carole-

"Wouldnt it be awful if dinosaurs came back to life and killed us all"
-Chanelle-

[Chanelle2win]

What about

shabnam distrubing the rest of the housemates at night

whistle

[GiGi]

Originally posted by Chanelle2win
What about

shabnam distrubing the rest of the housemates at night

whistle

lol - best moment of the series in my books... was watching it live and it went on for a good 15 minutes!!! Classic BB Moment!

[officialleafan]

Tracey:Well stop making it, like a prison cell then!

[lily.]

Brian: “I can’t handle the kitchen police breathing down my neck, I feel like I’ve done something wrong when I haven’t…it’s like The Bill, it’s not Big Brother no more, it’s Sunhill police station with the kitchen police!”

[**welshbananas**]

Laura: It's a stripper!!

Laura: It's a clown!

Laura: I wanna be a burger!!

Lesley: I'm just smelling my matress - I won't be long!

:hello:

[Bunter]

Shabnam : "My energy is too high and too hyper to be brought down by talking. I'd rather sit under a tree and learn about myself...I'd rather be in a dance class."

[James_15]

My fave quote:


Big Brother: (to amanda) What Do You think Cous Cous is ?

Amanda: Cheese!!

[Bunter]

Shabnam instructing the others on how to do a breakdance move : "***** the floor"

[Tom4784]

'Who is Chanelle?'
'It's MEEEEeeEEEeEEeeeEE!'

Sam and Amanda during the psychic test = 'Oh my god these things actually work!' come on paper scissors stones' (They play paper scissor stones) 'AAAAAAAAAH'

'Sh*t just contantly flies out her mouth and sprays people n the face!'

'I love Babe pig in the city! It turned me vegetarian for a week but i couldn't stand Linda McCartney meals'

'Do ya think people would keep dinosuars as pets?'

Shabnam finding out there isn't any men in the house 'Oh well ladies we'll just have to lez it up!'

[missbling]

big brother 2 chanelle: whos chanelle
chanelle:me stupid

laura:i cant wear skiny jeans

charley:they ate my food and i cant even cook

charley:ive only had 3 arguements

[sarahtheangel]

leslie im just smelling my mattress , charley im dehydrating i can die , chanele meeeeeeeee, brian whats an armadillo dont no seen it adverstised once

[Red4ever]

anymore?

[x-stacy-x]

mines still the mattress 1!! its a classic!!!