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Matt
05-07-2007, 12:37 AM
Animal Magic

Brian and Gerry are amooosed by Big Brother's latest challenge...

ABC. Easy as one two three... except for Brian and Gerry who've been set an animal alphabet challenge by Big Brother.

"I only learned the proper alphabet like a year ago," laughed Brian.

"We'll do it," decided Gerry, as Brian sang his ABC.

It's like Sesame Street all over again.

The challenge was for one of the pair to name an animal for each letter, the other then had to make the corresponding animal's noise.

"I don't know animals," said Brian, spotting another flaw in the plan. But it was too late, he was on zoo patrol, and Gerry was on sound effects.

"I have watched an awful lot of documentaries so I'm good with noises," assured Gerry.

"B is for bull," said Brian.

"I have to go down on all fours to get the spirit," nodded Gerry.

"F is for ferret," said Brian.

"I'm going to get two," said Gerry, with another impression. "I'm going to call them Hector and Andromeda."

"Horses don't run like that Gerry," said Brian as Gerry whinnied around the Diary Room.

"I'm a wild horse," he explained.

T proved a hard one. What about tiger, toad, tarantula? "Oh I hate this," whined Brian. "I was always crap at geography."

At the end of the alphabet, the pair had successfully named 26 animals and won a hamper of goodies for the House.

They even invented the xyloclitosaurus along the way!

Wonder if they'll put that in a can of alphabet shapes...

From Channel4.com/bigbrother

Matt
05-07-2007, 12:49 AM
Apparently they won a hamper for their efforts :thumbs:

andybigbro
05-07-2007, 12:58 AM
Lol this should be funny

Matt
05-07-2007, 01:00 AM
I can't wait to see this on highlights tomorrow!