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Urban Cragou
24-08-2022, 08:22 PM
Or are you too bashful/proper?

Christmas Dynasnow
24-08-2022, 08:25 PM
i do it in a tesco bag in the car park, slide it under the car and then leave quietly before the CCTV can spot it

Jurrasic Park

Parmy
24-08-2022, 08:26 PM
I always give a shout out to the cleveland browns within 30 minutes of waking up..so it dont effect me.

There is a few people i wouldnt have wanted to share a toilet with though, over the years.

Dirty sods

Merry Mockmas
24-08-2022, 11:12 PM
After the trip to the Toilet at Burger King, never again.

Urban Cragou
24-08-2022, 11:16 PM
After the trip to the Toilet at Burger King, never again.

What happened there, exactly?

Merry Mockmas
24-08-2022, 11:20 PM
What happened there, exactly?

There were no Toilet Rolls in sight.:bawling:

Urban Cragou
25-08-2022, 01:36 AM
There were no Toilet Rolls in sight.:bawling:

Ouch.

Urban Cragou
25-08-2022, 01:37 AM
But could you not just inspect for bog-roll next time you need to go somewhere in public and then make up your mind?

Merry Mockmas
25-08-2022, 02:53 AM
But could you not just inspect for bog-roll next time you need to go somewhere in public and then make up your mind?

I could I suppose.

UserSince2005
25-08-2022, 07:11 AM
I do number 2s and don’t flush to show my dominance over my colleagues

In the Drunk Tank
25-08-2022, 07:15 AM
It's my favourite part of the day

thesheriff443
25-08-2022, 07:25 AM
I do number 2s and don’t flush to show my dominance over my colleagues

They see it and think that massive arshole has been in here again.

Oliver_W
25-08-2022, 07:51 AM
During my second placement year I was in the staff toilets, and I was laying a good old fashioned pipe-blocker - seriously, it was like someone had cut me in half. Anyway, what I'd forgotten was that the nearest boys' toilet was out of order, and midflow like half the class came in the wash their hands before lunch...

Urban Cragou
25-08-2022, 07:58 AM
During my second placement year I was in the staff toilets, and I was laying a good old fashioned pipe-blocker - seriously, it was like someone had cut me in half. Anyway, what I'd forgotten was that the nearest boys' toilet was out of order, and midflow like half the class came in the wash their hands before lunch...

How many undergraduates did you do?

Oliver_W
25-08-2022, 08:47 AM
How many undergraduates did you do?

Just the one, with a placement every year.

UserSince2005
25-08-2022, 09:58 AM
They see it and think that massive arshole has been in here again.

Yes, the girth on the logs i leave, they know im in charge

Urban Cragou
25-08-2022, 02:02 PM
Just the one, with a placement every year.

Ouch. One placement at level 5 is long enough.

Santa's NaughtiNess
25-08-2022, 02:26 PM
No way. Only if it was an emergency :laugh: