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arista
13-10-2022, 09:16 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fe4LTYcWYAA6qPD?format=jpg&name=medium



Sign Of The Times

The Slim Reaper
13-10-2022, 09:51 AM
This is who TIBB believes when it comes to snidey Meghan stories :laugh:

Niamh.
13-10-2022, 09:53 AM
This is who TIBB believes when it comes to snidey Meghan stories :laugh:

squeaky Meghan stories

thesheriff443
13-10-2022, 09:55 AM
squeaky Meghan stories

It was fast and loose for a long time

arista
13-10-2022, 09:55 AM
This is who TIBB believes when it comes to snidey Meghan stories :laugh:



Never mind that.


She has gone under the Knife
and having tighter sex

Cherie
13-10-2022, 09:58 AM
I have shoes that squeak when I walk, I dont think I want a fanny that does it

thesheriff443
13-10-2022, 09:59 AM
Never mind that.


She has gone under the Knife
and having tighter sex

Arista can you post the story o lotan carter former bb contestant now dating Lauren goodyear

The Slim Reaper
13-10-2022, 09:59 AM
squeaky Meghan stories

Must be terrible to live with her, constantly hearing that there may be a rodent problem indoors, until you work out that it's just Lizzie walking around.

Niamh.
13-10-2022, 10:00 AM
Must be terrible to live with her, constantly hearing that there may be a rodent problem indoors, until you work out that it's just Lizzie walking around.

There's definitely another joke to go along with that but I just can't do it :laugh:

thesheriff443
13-10-2022, 10:02 AM
I have shoes that squeak when I walk, I dont think I want a fanny that does it

I bet it sounds like a puppy’s paw has been stepped on and bed time

arista
13-10-2022, 10:03 AM
Arista can you post the story o lotan carter former bb contestant now dating Lauren goodyear


https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/19541723/lauren-goodger-home-daughter-death-assault-charles-drury/
Grim


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11302633/EXC-Lauren-Goodger-dons-sweatshirt-leggings-takes-daughter-Larose-14-months-farm.html
Better on a Farm

bots
13-10-2022, 10:04 AM
i heard she is tight with our Harry

Cherie
13-10-2022, 10:04 AM
*I will be treating my vagina like a temple now, so worship away'

a surefire way to undo all the good work :laugh:

arista
13-10-2022, 10:06 AM
I have shoes that squeak when I walk, I dont think I want a fanny that does it


But she, is having more fun.

Liam-
13-10-2022, 10:38 AM
How anybody even pretends to take this woman seriously is a mystery to me.

Also, as a self confessed vagina novice, are they meant to squeak when you walk? Cause that doesn’t really sound like a normal thing to speak of so openly with pride

Cherie
13-10-2022, 11:59 AM
How anybody even pretends to take this woman seriously is a mystery to me.

Also, as a self confessed vagina novice, are they meant to squeak when you walk? Cause that doesn’t really sound like a normal thing to speak of so openly with pride

No just like your penis doesn't squeak, if any part of your body is squeaking I would suggest a visit to the GP, I doubt she is squeaking either

Dogeatdog
13-10-2022, 02:32 PM
A bit of WD40 should sort that squeaking out.

Calderyon
13-10-2022, 03:02 PM
Needs oil, i guess.

Crimson Dynamo
13-10-2022, 03:02 PM
Get her on Snatch of the Day on BBC1HD

thesheriff443
13-10-2022, 03:26 PM
Needs oil, i guess.

Blueberry lube

Kate!
13-10-2022, 04:05 PM
I have shoes that squeak when I walk, I dont think I want a fanny that does it

:joker: quote of the year Cherie love. Xx

jet
13-10-2022, 06:23 PM
I have shoes that squeak when I walk, I dont think I want a fanny that does it

:laugh2:

thesheriff443
13-10-2022, 06:38 PM
I have shoes that squeak when I walk, I dont think I want a fanny that does it

Are you sure it’s your shoes?

GoldHeart
13-10-2022, 06:59 PM
Utterly ridiculous & cringe , I will never take her seriously.

Zizu
13-10-2022, 08:54 PM
Utterly ridiculous & cringe , I will never take her seriously.


How must her two grown up sons and parents feel about this being common knowledge.. even bragged about !?


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Mystic Mock
13-10-2022, 09:07 PM
I honestly don't know what to say anymore.:joker:

GoldHeart
13-10-2022, 11:37 PM
How must her two grown up sons and parents feel about this being common knowledge.. even bragged about !?


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Exactly
I'd be mortified

UserSince2005
13-10-2022, 11:52 PM
I’d loosen it up if I was too busy destroying men

bots
14-10-2022, 05:52 AM
How must her two grown up sons and parents feel about this being common knowledge.. even bragged about !?


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this is celeb reality which is different from us mortal folks, they have no concept of reality

The Slim Reaper
14-10-2022, 08:15 AM
Foxes are red
Eagles squawk
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fe4LTYcWYAA6qPD?format=jpg&name=small

Niamh.
14-10-2022, 08:50 AM
:laugh2:

Calderyon
14-10-2022, 12:15 PM
I honestly don't know what to say anymore.:joker:

Try squeaking instead.

Cherie
14-10-2022, 12:20 PM
Try squeaking instead.

:joker::joker::joker:

Crimson Dynamo
14-10-2022, 12:24 PM
In terms of the procedure, she underwent

one imagines there could be many more openings in this field?

arista
16-10-2022, 10:46 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FfHl-YjWYAIz5-B?format=jpg&name=small


She is Live on the 4PM show
on GBnewsHD today

Calderyon
16-10-2022, 11:22 AM
I wonder, if you can hear the squeaking?

bots
16-10-2022, 11:32 AM
in those leather pants, it's going to be an orchestra

Beso
16-10-2022, 11:39 AM
How must her two grown up sons and parents feel about this being common knowledge.. even bragged about !?


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They wont give a hoot.:nono:

Crimson Dynamo
16-10-2022, 12:18 PM
a wee spray of wd4o on each flap and she will be fine

Calderyon
16-10-2022, 12:36 PM
in those leather pants, it's going to be an orchestra

A true vagina monologue indeed.

Zizu
16-10-2022, 12:53 PM
I saw her on TV last night on the James Whale show .. she’s a regular apparently

She’s had her lips done as well …


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Cherie
16-10-2022, 01:43 PM
in those leather pants, it's going to be an orchestra

:joker::joker::joker:

Cherie
16-10-2022, 01:44 PM
I saw her on TV last night on the James Whale show .. she’s a regular apparently

She’s had her lips done as well …


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Thats the subject of the thread :fan:

Zizu
16-10-2022, 05:42 PM
Thats the subject of the thread :fan:


Well I was innocently referring to the lips on her face

:)


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Crimson Dynamo
16-10-2022, 06:05 PM
Well I was innocently referring to the lips on her face

:)


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Beso
16-10-2022, 06:27 PM
If she had lips it would whistle.

Zizu
16-10-2022, 07:12 PM
She’s had an awful lot of work over the years.. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20221016/7c11b56c25856bfd790974fb122fd232.jpg
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20221016/fdb535bc45b9d8a0364be2846f490b8b.jpg


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Crimson Dynamo
16-10-2022, 07:13 PM
i would not like to dip my toe in her Cundy

Mystic Mock
16-10-2022, 07:28 PM
Try squeaking instead.

:joker: