How to eat and drink like a real man!!

[Swan]

https://youtu.be/6BPi0IDo4Y8?t=2442

Timestamped.

He's being deadly serious btw, his bs knows no bounds. :laugh:

[arista]

Hell of alot to Burn Off

[The Slim Reaper]

That's a starter for the real men of tibb :smug:

[Swan]

For those who cba to watch, this is what he claims to eat in a day because he's such a hard bastard -

Breakfast
4 Coffees. 1 Apple. 1 Banana. 1 Pear. 1 Orange. 2 Jugs/Pots of Milk. 3 Yogurts. 4 Toast. 3 Scrambled eggs. 1 Sausage. Beans. Tropical Juice. 4 Bacon.

Lunch
2 Chops with Veg, Pasta, Potatoes, Rice, then a Fruit Cocktail, 3 Ice Creams Jelly, Chocolate, Cake, a Lucozade (of course), 2 Yogurts. 2 Ham Salad Sandwiches and 4 cups of Coffee.

Dinner
Chicken Curry fried rice. Beef Curry noodles and rice. 3 bowls of Ice Cream. A sponge cake. 1 Coffee with Milk. 2 Sprites. 1/2 Pint of water.

Late Supper
2 Bottles of water. 2 Ice cream. 1 Banana. 2 Coffees. A further bottle of water. 3 Hotdogs. 2 Buns. 2 Hamburgers. 3 Buns (again yep). 4 Yogurts. 1 Glass of Fanta. 1 Glass of Orange Juice. 2 Cokes. Another bottle of water.

2/3am in the Morning Meal
Ham Cheese Salad Sandwich and half a Pint of Milk.

He also drinks 10 pints of Milk a day.

[Redway]

He’d be drinking beer for breakfast if he was that rugged.

[thesheriff443]

For those who cba to watch, this is what he claims to eat in a day because he's such a hard bastard -

Breakfast
4 Coffees. 1 Apple. 1 Banana. 1 Pear. 1 Orange. 2 Jugs/Pots of Milk. 3 Yogurts. 4 Toast. 3 Scrambled eggs. 1 Sausage. Beans. Tropical Juice. 4 Bacon.

Lunch
2 Chops with Veg, Pasta, Potatoes, Rice, then a Fruit Cocktail, 3 Ice Creams Jelly, Chocolate, Cake, a Lucozade (of course), 2 Yogurts. 2 Ham Salad Sandwiches and 4 cups of Coffee.

Dinner
Chicken Curry fried rice. Beef Curry noodles and rice. 3 bowls of Ice Cream. A sponge cake. 1 Coffee with Milk. 2 Sprites. 1/2 Pint of water.

Late Supper
2 Bottles of water. 2 Ice cream. 1 Banana. 2 Coffees. A further bottle of water. 3 Hotdogs. 2 Buns. 2 Hamburgers. 3 Buns (again yep). 4 Yogurts. 1 Glass of Fanta. 1 Glass of Orange Juice. 2 Cokes. Another bottle of water.

2/3am in the Morning Meal
Ham Cheese Salad Sandwich and half a Pint of Milk.

He also drinks 10 pints of Milk a day.

He is a growing lad

[thesheriff443]

I’m in the pub restaurant
Just ordered the grilled salmon sweet potato fries and Mexican rice as the two sides

I’ve got a pint of lemonade for the drink,

[Crimson Dynamo]

he cant be still alive today?

[bots]

he cant be still alive today?

if he is, he will be about 62 stone

[Josy]

Well there's plenty of fruit there he'll be reet

[Swan]

I highly recommend this documentary. He's Brian Cockerill, The Taxman, One of Britain's most feared Gangsters. Honestly, he needs to be seen to be believed. He's coked up throughout the doc. And the stories, omg, it's brilliant :joker:

[Mystic Mock]

For those who cba to watch, this is what he claims to eat in a day because he's such a hard bastard -

Breakfast
4 Coffees. 1 Apple. 1 Banana. 1 Pear. 1 Orange. 2 Jugs/Pots of Milk. 3 Yogurts. 4 Toast. 3 Scrambled eggs. 1 Sausage. Beans. Tropical Juice. 4 Bacon.

Lunch
2 Chops with Veg, Pasta, Potatoes, Rice, then a Fruit Cocktail, 3 Ice Creams Jelly, Chocolate, Cake, a Lucozade (of course), 2 Yogurts. 2 Ham Salad Sandwiches and 4 cups of Coffee.

Dinner
Chicken Curry fried rice. Beef Curry noodles and rice. 3 bowls of Ice Cream. A sponge cake. 1 Coffee with Milk. 2 Sprites. 1/2 Pint of water.

Late Supper
2 Bottles of water. 2 Ice cream. 1 Banana. 2 Coffees. A further bottle of water. 3 Hotdogs. 2 Buns. 2 Hamburgers. 3 Buns (again yep). 4 Yogurts. 1 Glass of Fanta. 1 Glass of Orange Juice. 2 Cokes. Another bottle of water.

2/3am in the Morning Meal
Ham Cheese Salad Sandwich and half a Pint of Milk.

He also drinks 10 pints of Milk a day.

I think that I'd throw up if I tried to do that list.

[Redway]

Why no yams or at least sweet potatoes in his diet if he’s really trying to bulk-up?

[Swan]

He has Steroids and HGH for that.