Alf's experiments

[Alf]

Today in Alf's experiments I shall be trying a ladyboy.

Not what you filthy minded people think.

I am currently trying out the Alan Partridge "Ladyboy chaser"

Here's an educational video on this product



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This isn't a joke, I really am in the middle of having a Ladyboy.

[arista]

Alf's experiments


UTTER BOLLOCKS

you are watching a 2016 BBC Comedy



You Sad Git

[Alf]

Alf's experiments


UTTER BOLLOCKS

you are watching a 2016 BBC Comedy



You Sad GitI am Bruce Lee, you are only the Karate kid.

[arista]

I am Bruce Lee, you are only the Karate kid.


But that means you are six feet under

I do not fight Ghosts


Poor Bruce took a Tablet to rest
from his Hooker lady


1973

[Alf]

But that means you are six feet under

I do not fight Ghosts


Poor Bruce took a Tablet to rest
from his Hooker lady


1973You've got me there. I have no comeback to that.

You are the grand master Arista.

I bow down to you.

[Alf]

That ladyboy blasted me.

I've had something to eat now though, so I've got my second wind. I'm now having a "Rusty nail" which is Whisky (Bells) and Drambuie, shaken in ice and poured over ice.