Funny expressions.

[Kate!]

Have you heard any funny expressions that you'd like to share?

One of mine is "gets in all nooks and crannies".

What the heck is a cranny?

[bots]

a cranny is a crack :laugh:

[Kate!]

a cranny is a crack :laugh:

Goodness me :joker:

[The Slim Reaper]

Heard one the other day that amused me.

Will you please stop going through my rubbish bins and leave me alone? I'm not interested.

Classic banter.

[Kate!]

Heard one the other day that amused me.

Will you please stop going through my rubbish bins and leave me alone? I'm not interested.

Classic banter.

Screaming

[Crimson Dynamo]

My wallet is like an onion. Every time I open it, it makes me cry.

[Crimson Dynamo]

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[Kate!]

Sometimes I wish I were an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once.