Lady Gives her Shagging List

[arista]

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[Christmas Dynasnow]

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[Father Chris Mouse]

I read the thread title as "Lady Gaga gives her Shagging list"

Anyway, is she being serious, or is this tongue in cheek? I mean, good luck to her and all that, but who keeps account of all this? Jeez, the specifics?!!!!

[UserSince2005]

Why does she speak as though shes at a job interview listing her achievements lol

[bots]

it just shows how some people can be completely divorced from reality. The fact they list these things as achievements says it all

[Christmas Dynasnow]

I hope the Conservatives force her to resign as an MP

[arista]

I hope the Conservatives force her to resign as an MP

She is Not a MP


She is Proud of all her 2022
Shagging


Seems like a Hookers list

[The Slim Reaper]

Upset incels say what?

[arista]

Upset incels say what?

They all too busy wanking

[Father Chris Mouse]

Upset incels say what?

They all too busy wanking

I dunno, if she's actually serious, they might be in with a chance, seems this one will shag anything :hehe:

[The Slim Reaper]

Upset incels say what?

I dunno, if she's actually serious, they might be in with a chance, seems this one will shag anything :hehe:


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Hope you had a happy holidays, brother.

[Christmas Dynasnow]

something tells me the blokes she is shagging make incels look like Brad Pitt

[Father Chris Mouse]

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Hope you had a happy holidays, brother.

It was fine thanks, hope you did too young Sir :douf:

Coincidentally, isn't still Christmas? Last day is tomorrow, right? I was driving home earlier and tons of people still had decorations up.

[Christmas Dynasnow]

It was fine thanks, hope you did too young Sir :douf:

Coincidentally, isn't still Christmas? Last day is tomorrow, right? I was driving home earlier and tons of people still had decorations up.

i took mine down on the morning of Jan 1

[Father Chris Mouse]

i took mine down on the morning of Jan 1

I just had a small tree, took it down yesterday (it was only 3 feet, just put it back in the box and was done)

[The Slim Reaper]

It was fine thanks, hope you did too young Sir :douf:

Coincidentally, isn't still Christmas? Last day is tomorrow, right? I was driving home earlier and tons of people still had decorations up.

I wasn't really anywhere near home this year, apart from a day and a half, so I didn't bother putting anything up. A real Scrooge McSlim Christmas.

I think they should come down around the 28th anyway. It's all over by then.

[bots]

It was fine thanks, hope you did too young Sir :douf:

Coincidentally, isn't still Christmas? Last day is tomorrow, right? I was driving home earlier and tons of people still had decorations up.

the orthodox Christmas is 7 days after new year, as we now have a load of Ukrainian's it could be they keep decorations up longer

[The Slim Reaper]

SantaslettertoBraverman :smug:

[Father Chris Mouse]

I wasn't really anywhere near home this yea, apart from a dat and a half, so I didn't bother putting anything up. A real Scrooge McSlim Christmas.

I think they should come down around the 28th anyway. It's all over by then.

Yeah that 3ft tree was my limit, living on my own, i don't see the point really.

[bots]

SantaslettertoBraverman :smug:

the Ukrainian angle ties in nicely with the shagging, as thats the only stories we seem to hear about in the papers :laugh:

[Father Chris Mouse]

the Ukrainian angle ties in nicely with the shagging, as thats the only stories we seem to hear about in the papers :laugh:

I bet the woman in the OP had some Ukrainian in her, in more ways than one :hehe:

[The Slim Reaper]

Yeah that 3ft tree was my limit, living on my own, i don't see the point really.

Play your cards right, and there's a nice pot of gloopy soup that she might let you stir next Christmas.

[Father Chris Mouse]

Play your cards right, and there's a nice pot of gloopy soup that she might let you stir next Christmas.

You know when you laugh, and shake your head with a smirk on your face reading a post? ^^^

Good one :joker:

[Parmy]

Yeah that 3ft tree was my limit, living on my own, i don't see the point really.

Would that be a side, rather than a main course?

[arista]

Why does she speak as though shes at a job interview listing her achievements lol


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[Merry Mockmas]

They all too busy wanking

Incels don't wank to women.:laugh: