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arista
04-01-2023, 04:04 PM
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Crimson Dynamo
04-01-2023, 04:24 PM
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Swan
04-01-2023, 04:42 PM
I read the thread title as "Lady Gaga gives her Shagging list"

Anyway, is she being serious, or is this tongue in cheek? I mean, good luck to her and all that, but who keeps account of all this? Jeez, the specifics?!!!!

UserSince2005
04-01-2023, 04:45 PM
Why does she speak as though shes at a job interview listing her achievements lol

bots
04-01-2023, 04:51 PM
it just shows how some people can be completely divorced from reality. The fact they list these things as achievements says it all

Crimson Dynamo
04-01-2023, 04:53 PM
I hope the Conservatives force her to resign as an MP

arista
04-01-2023, 04:58 PM
I hope the Conservatives force her to resign as an MP

She is Not a MP


She is Proud of all her 2022
Shagging


Seems like a Hookers list

The Slim Reaper
04-01-2023, 05:29 PM
Upset incels say what?

arista
04-01-2023, 05:45 PM
Upset incels say what?

They all too busy wanking

Swan
04-01-2023, 05:53 PM
Upset incels say what?

They all too busy wanking

I dunno, if she's actually serious, they might be in with a chance, seems this one will shag anything :hehe:

The Slim Reaper
04-01-2023, 05:55 PM
Upset incels say what?

I dunno, if she's actually serious, they might be in with a chance, seems this one will shag anything :hehe:


:smug:
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Hope you had a happy holidays, brother.

Crimson Dynamo
04-01-2023, 05:58 PM
something tells me the blokes she is shagging make incels look like Brad Pitt

Swan
04-01-2023, 06:03 PM
:smug:
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Hope you had a happy holidays, brother.

It was fine thanks, hope you did too young Sir :douf:

Coincidentally, isn't still Christmas? Last day is tomorrow, right? I was driving home earlier and tons of people still had decorations up.

Crimson Dynamo
04-01-2023, 06:06 PM
It was fine thanks, hope you did too young Sir :douf:

Coincidentally, isn't still Christmas? Last day is tomorrow, right? I was driving home earlier and tons of people still had decorations up.

i took mine down on the morning of Jan 1

Swan
04-01-2023, 06:10 PM
i took mine down on the morning of Jan 1

I just had a small tree, took it down yesterday (it was only 3 feet, just put it back in the box and was done)

The Slim Reaper
04-01-2023, 06:12 PM
It was fine thanks, hope you did too young Sir :douf:

Coincidentally, isn't still Christmas? Last day is tomorrow, right? I was driving home earlier and tons of people still had decorations up.

I wasn't really anywhere near home this year, apart from a day and a half, so I didn't bother putting anything up. A real Scrooge McSlim Christmas.

I think they should come down around the 28th anyway. It's all over by then.

bots
04-01-2023, 06:13 PM
It was fine thanks, hope you did too young Sir :douf:

Coincidentally, isn't still Christmas? Last day is tomorrow, right? I was driving home earlier and tons of people still had decorations up.

the orthodox Christmas is 7 days after new year, as we now have a load of Ukrainian's it could be they keep decorations up longer

The Slim Reaper
04-01-2023, 06:14 PM
SantaslettertoBraverman :smug:

Swan
04-01-2023, 06:15 PM
I wasn't really anywhere near home this yea, apart from a dat and a half, so I didn't bother putting anything up. A real Scrooge McSlim Christmas.

I think they should come down around the 28th anyway. It's all over by then.

Yeah that 3ft tree was my limit, living on my own, i don't see the point really.

bots
04-01-2023, 06:17 PM
SantaslettertoBraverman :smug:

the Ukrainian angle ties in nicely with the shagging, as thats the only stories we seem to hear about in the papers :laugh:

Swan
04-01-2023, 06:18 PM
the Ukrainian angle ties in nicely with the shagging, as thats the only stories we seem to hear about in the papers :laugh:

I bet the woman in the OP had some Ukrainian in her, in more ways than one :hehe:

The Slim Reaper
04-01-2023, 06:21 PM
Yeah that 3ft tree was my limit, living on my own, i don't see the point really.

Play your cards right, and there's a nice pot of gloopy soup that she might let you stir next Christmas.

Swan
04-01-2023, 06:23 PM
Play your cards right, and there's a nice pot of gloopy soup that she might let you stir next Christmas.

You know when you laugh, and shake your head with a smirk on your face reading a post? ^^^

Good one :joker:

Beso
04-01-2023, 06:41 PM
Yeah that 3ft tree was my limit, living on my own, i don't see the point really.

Would that be a side, rather than a main course?

arista
05-01-2023, 01:09 AM
Why does she speak as though shes at a job interview listing her achievements lol


To make a change

Mystic Mock
05-01-2023, 01:17 AM
They all too busy wanking

Incels don't wank to women.:laugh: