New film Cocaine Bear 2023

[AnnieK]

A new film is being released this week - Cocaine Bear....

DuWEEKeJLMI

Based loosely on a true story of a bear dubbed Pablo Escobear this is the story of a bear who swallowed 30kg of high purity cocaine!!

Can't decide if this will be deliciously good and a new Jaws type movie or terrible :laugh:

Will you give it a watch?

[MTVN]

I saw an advert for this a couple of weeks ago and thought it was a spoof at first

Wonder how long it took them to come up with the title

[bots]

i posted a story in serious debates a while ago about a bear that was stoned on honey. This sounds very similar :laugh:

https://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=382055

[Niamh.]

Hhhhmmmm I don't know about that one, looks a bit **** tbh :laugh:

[Cherie]

saw the trailer for this last night, might give it a watch :laugh:

[Mystic Mock]

The title intrigues me.:laugh:

[Alf]

saw the trailer for this last night, might give it a watch :laugh:I bet there's hundreds of great films that you've never seen and you're gonna spend your time watching this garbage.

[Alf]

I saw the trailer, it looks a ridiculous farce.

[bots]

it's got actors that normally play comedy roles, so i think it will be a good watch

[Zizu]

On telly or at the cinemas ?


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[Cherie]

On telly or at the cinemas ?


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Cinema

[Cherie]

I bet there's hundreds of great films that you've never seen and you're gonna spend your time watching this garbage.

You are right ..:fist:

[arista]

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2023/feb/23/cocaine-bear-review-critter-on-drugs-thriller-never-lives-up-to-sensational-title

Only 3 Star rating

[Zizu]

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2023/feb/23/cocaine-bear-review-critter-on-drugs-thriller-never-lives-up-to-sensational-title

Only 3 Star rating


That’s only one verdict though and she claims that the greatest tv series ever is Eastenders so maybe her views are dodgy

I always read comments online then look at the IMDb and Rotten Tomatoes ratings


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[user104658]

With that title how could it be anything but 100% gold?

[Zizu]

With that title how could it be anything but 100% gold?


It’s quite possible utter garbage .. I mean we’ve presumably seen all the best bits in the trailer ?


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[bots]

This is an absolute classic and it has a stellar cast!

[Alf]

Incel rubbish.

[bots]

Incel rubbish.

been sniffing too much Trump crack (tm) there Alf?

[Cal.]

Saw this at the cinema the other week. Was funny but ****.

[Mystic Mock]

What would be the slogan that you'd use to advertise Cocaine Bear to new viewers?

"Can you Bear it." Or "This Film will have you hooked."

Which slogan do you prefer?

[The Slim Reaper]

Think I'll go with option c, Mock, if that's ok :laugh:

[bots]

it ticked all the boxes for me

[Mystic Mock]

Think I'll go with option c, Mock, if that's ok :laugh:

Sure thing.:dance:

[Alf]

All the kids will be asking for cocaine this Christmas after seeing this.