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its complete and utter crap. Auto tuned mediocrity
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Nicky91
09-03-2023, 02:10 PM
not as mediocre as Ukraine's so there's a bit of a positivity in terms of not being the worst of this years Big 6
idk if there any Lord of the Lost fans in this forum, but then you must check out Germany's entry for sure, oldschool gothic metal rock ''blood & glitter''
and for suree check out austria's edgar allan poe bop :D
Crimson Dynamo
09-03-2023, 02:13 PM
Its trying and failing to be this
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UserSince2005
09-03-2023, 05:39 PM
What in the primark dua lipa is this ****
Kate!
09-03-2023, 05:45 PM
UK nil points
It's okay and it's got strong Eurovision vibes but I fear it will just blur into the background of the other entries. Shame after last year
joeysteele
09-03-2023, 06:02 PM
It's not a good one.
Then again in Eurovision anything can happen I guess.
Liam-
09-03-2023, 06:03 PM
People sad the same things about Sam Ryder last year when Spaceman was revealed, this is a bop, it’s what euro fans have been begging for from the UK for years
joeysteele
09-03-2023, 06:10 PM
People sad the same things about Sam Ryder last year when Spaceman was revealed, this is a bop, it’s what euro fans have been begging for from the UK for years
You could be right there I'd say.
Crimson Dynamo
09-03-2023, 06:13 PM
People sad the same things about Sam Ryder last year when Spaceman was revealed, this is a bop, it’s what euro fans have been begging for from the UK for years
That is untrue
It was well recieved
This reeks of
well we dont want to spend money on winning in 2024
Denver
09-03-2023, 06:21 PM
Old people don't understand current music
Kate!
09-03-2023, 06:31 PM
Old people don't understand current music
Bull
Crimson Dynamo
09-03-2023, 06:42 PM
Old people don't understand current music
Its "old people" who run labels you plonker
:joker:
Denver
09-03-2023, 06:46 PM
Its "old people" who run labels you plonker
:joker:
They own labels but they don't over see anything its all delegated
Kate!
09-03-2023, 07:32 PM
Cough ahem Simon Cowell.
Vanessa
09-03-2023, 07:37 PM
With all the musical talent the UK has, why do they always send crap acts?
The only one I liked was last year Sam.
Vanessa
09-03-2023, 07:41 PM
I like our entry. Marco Mengoni is an amazing artist.
But I don't expect him to win. Hope he does well.
Crimson Dynamo
09-03-2023, 07:41 PM
With all the musical talent the UK has, why do they always send crap acts?
The onkv one I liked was last year Sam.
spot on Ness
Denver
09-03-2023, 08:34 PM
Cough ahem Simon Cowell.
Ask yourself when was the last time his label had a hit single
we will see how well the song does on the night and come back to this thread
Nicky91
10-03-2023, 07:16 AM
With all the musical talent the UK has, why do they always send crap acts?
The only one I liked was last year Sam.
huh?
all the musical talent, lmao
british music only has Adele, Harry Styles currently as best music names, and we all know they'll never do eurovision lols, because they are too good to represent their country
Nicky91
10-03-2023, 07:18 AM
at least she is hot so she'll get my votes based solely on that
arista
10-03-2023, 07:24 AM
"Auto tuned mediocrity"
Yes lacks soul.
Could be a Robot.
Nicky91
10-03-2023, 07:49 AM
"Auto tuned mediocrity"
Yes lacks soul.
Could be a Robot.
Head & Heart also sounds like that, and that also became a HUGE chart hit and streaming success on spotify
to name a example of another ''bop''
it does need to be staged well though, since we know what happened with James Newman's Embers after that choice of a staging :laugh: and she isn't as wooden as James so that helps either, at least in her other live performances i've seen from her, for example MTV's Isle of Malta 2022
not a winner, i know
i think Sweden (if they go with Loreen tomorrow, very likely) France (french disco diva) Spain (could go both ways but is good spanish cultural appreciation) Serbia (a outsider for me personally, quirky with lots of k-pop vibes and their artist screams fan fave to me, Luke Black) Israel (21 years old and already one of their most famous names, Noa Kirel, bringing a Unicorn bop which is ''phenome, phenome, phenomenal'') and something what stands out, Croatia (such a funny act with a good anti-war message but taken with a good sense of comedy and a catchy bop) Moldova (great romanian folk song, and we have Pasha back, also from 2012 and 2013 where he was composer for Aliona Moon with ''O Mie'') Romanian (their own version of a maneskin act, but then in romanian language with a couple of english lyrics as well)
Australia (one for the housewives, rock by Voyager, very catchy)
Vanessa
10-03-2023, 09:32 AM
huh?
all the musical talent, lmao
british music only has Adele, Harry Styles currently as best music names, and we all know they'll never do eurovision lols, because they are too good to represent their country
There's much more than that, but they would never do Eurovision.
Coldplay would easily win it.
Vanessa
10-03-2023, 09:34 AM
People sad the same things about Sam Ryder last year when Spaceman was revealed, this is a bop, it’s what euro fans have been begging for from the UK for years
Yes, the Eurovision lot might like it. I hope it does well.
With Sam Ryder I always thought he was brilliant. Great voice and he's very authentic, no autotune.
Denver
10-03-2023, 09:40 AM
The Jewish Queen is coming for that Israeli 12, they love this song
Denver
10-03-2023, 09:41 AM
The fact that she is the first person to debut high on so many countries Itunes and streaming charts show that Europe love it, everyone else struggled to chart until after the final
Nicky91
10-03-2023, 12:34 PM
The Jewish Queen is coming for that Israeli 12, they love this song
no wonder this sounds like it could've been a Israeli entry
Nicky91
10-03-2023, 04:18 PM
Australia towering over the UK yet again, yup yup
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and nope, no auto tune, these vocals are live equally as FIRE, depeche mode/80's influence vibes
Crimson Dynamo
10-03-2023, 04:41 PM
Australia towering over the UK yet again, yup yup
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and nope, no auto tune, these vocals are live equally as FIRE, depeche mode/80's influence vibes
:joker: that is genuinely awful
I like our entry. Marco Mengoni is an amazing artist.
But I don't expect him to win. Hope he does well.
Italy's entry is my fav so far. It's a lovely song and Marco has a great voice. I usually really like the Italian entry, maybe because I love the language. :hee:
Nicky91
11-03-2023, 08:03 AM
am submitting a song next year for the UK
Gary Lineker: You're the Best
a nice troll entry, with the greatest love machine UK has ever seen in vocals, Daz Sampson
:cool:
Denver
13-03-2023, 04:09 PM
Mae has drawn 26th and will close the show
Nicky91
13-03-2023, 04:20 PM
grand final running order
1. Israel
2. Spain
3. Norway
4. Switzerland
5. Serbia
6. France
7. Cyprus
8. Netherlands
9. Portugal
10. Moldova
11. Italy
12. Albania
13. Germany
14. Armenia
15. Georgia
16. Czechia
17. Belgium
18. Romania
19. Ukraine
20. San Marino
21. Lithuania
22. Sweden
23. Finland
24. Australia
25. Iceland
26. United Kingdom
.
Crimson Dynamo
13-03-2023, 05:15 PM
am submitting a song next year for the UK
Gary Lineker: You're the Best
a nice troll entry, with the greatest love machine UK has ever seen in vocals, Daz Sampson
:cool:
he could sing that in war-ravaged Albania
Mystic Mock
13-03-2023, 06:46 PM
It's not my kinda song.
Space Man was a lot better last year.
Mystic Mock
13-03-2023, 06:48 PM
Old people don't understand current music
Young people love a song that's autotuned to death?
I hope not.
Young people love a song that's autotuned to death?
I hope not.
Remember that Cher song !?!
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Denver
13-03-2023, 09:45 PM
Mae is on course to make history by becoming the first Eurovision song to hit the top 40 in its debut week
Nicky91
14-03-2023, 08:08 AM
he could sing that in war-ravaged Albania
No, because english music isn't allowed in Albania
that is also why Dua Lipa never gets invited to perform on FiK, her music is considered fastfood generic
her dad however is quite the rockstar in both Albania and Kosovo, and a sex symbol for many housewives
Liam-
14-03-2023, 10:27 AM
Apparently our choreography is being done by Shakira’s choreographer:flutter:
Denver
14-03-2023, 10:34 AM
Apparently our choreography is being done by Shakira’s choreographer:flutter:
There will also be one of the backing dancers from SloMo
Denver
17-03-2023, 04:33 PM
Mae debuts at #30 in this week's chart
Mystic Mock
17-03-2023, 05:05 PM
Remember that Cher song !?!
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Personally it'll haunt my nightmares.:joker:
Mystic Mock
17-03-2023, 05:06 PM
Mae debuts at #30 in this week's chart
Well done to her.
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