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Cherry Christmas
19-03-2023, 11:39 AM
Are you fed up of being bombarded with pro-vaccine matches who boast about the number of jabs they have had in their bios?

If so, delete your current apps because there is a new dating site in town - and it is specifically hand-crafted for conspiracy theorists.

Well-known known German conspiracy theorist Michael Brundel, who goes by Captain Future at so-called 'Freedom Marches', launched SchwurbelTreff in his homeland last month.

Astonishingly, SchwurbelTreff - whose name is based on an offensive German term for conspiracy theorists as people who speak gibberish - gained 1,500 users in its first three weeks.

If you are bored of constantly swiping left on people who believe in Covid-19, moon-landings or god-forbid the earth not being flat, this new site could be the answer.



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11867129/New-dating-site-CONSPIRACY-THEORISTS-launches-Germany.html
Christmas Dynasnow
19-03-2023, 11:46 AM
https://media.tenor.com/_jyJ8VFS77cAAAAM/baby-curious.gif
thesheriff443
19-03-2023, 01:25 PM
Bizarrely there was a group of women the other day holding up boards saying vaccine jab deaths at the side of a roundabout
user104658
19-03-2023, 01:55 PM
https://media.tenor.com/_jyJ8VFS77cAAAAM/baby-curious.gif

Bizarrely there was a group of women the other day holding up boards saying vaccine jab deaths at the side of a roundabout

There you go LT, hire a bugatti and you could just grab yourself one of those roundabout antivax ladies.
Christmas Dynasnow
19-03-2023, 02:00 PM
There you go LT, hire a bugatti and you could just grab yourself one of those roundabout antivax ladies.

Yes a Bugatti would be better than my battered transit van with the old mattress in the back - for some reason all my previous online dates turned their nose up at that

no pleasing some women :idc:
Gusto Brunt
19-03-2023, 02:15 PM
All dating sites are absolute sh**. :D :p

They used to be good, but now both men and women are so picky, you have to be a grade A magazine cover model before even the 'ugliest' person will consider messaging you. :p
thesheriff443
19-03-2023, 02:18 PM
Drink has been helping ugly people have sex for hundreds of years
Christmas Dynasnow
19-03-2023, 02:34 PM
Drink has been helping ugly people have sex for hundreds of years

Sheriff thanks for pming your profile for me to help with, your pms are full so I will just do it here

My only change would be add "no smokers or people with lots of moles."

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/05/17/16/57927249-10825611-image-m-128_1652800043555.jpg