I think I would come back as a seagull.

[Parmy]

If you get the chance to pick when you die.

I can take a punch on the face so all I would to do is move to a seaside town and I could have all the snacks I want.

Surely that's better than being a lion eating someone who chose zebras from the arsehole up.


Lions like doing that btw.

[Urban Cragou]

Owl. I’m already a night-owl anyway.

[Parmy]

Owl. I’m already a night-owl anyway.

Ewww..

Chewing on folk who picked mouse.


That's rank. Plus I doubt you would make it out the nest. Eaten by another person who chose owl, whose already devoured 2 other idiots with the same mindset in life.:joker:

[Tinsel Toes]

If you get the chance to pick when you die.

I can take a punch on the face so all I would to do is move to a seaside town and I could have all the snacks I want.

Surely that's better than being a lion eating someone who chose zebras from the arsehole up.


Lions like doing that btw.

Seagulls are loud, squawking thieving bullies !

[Parmy]

Seagulls are loud, squawking thieving bullies !

No, they are actually very intelligent deceased humans.:fist:

[Tinsel Toes]

No, they are actually very intelligent deceased humans.:fist:

Ok Jonathon :laugh: I take it you've read the book then Parm.

[Parmy]

Ok Jonathon :laugh: I take it you've read the book then Parm.

Who, and what?


I was inspired by 2 seagulls when I was outside having a fag. What book are you on about?

I'm intrigued.

[arista]

If you get the chance to pick when you die.

I can take a punch on the face so all I would to do is move to a seaside town and I could have all the snacks I want.

Surely that's better than being a lion eating someone who chose zebras from the arsehole up.


Lions like doing that btw.


You Bugger
Attacking my chips.

[arista]

Seagulls are loud, squawking thieving bullies !


Yes Big Wings
as well

[Tinsel Toes]

Who, and what?


I was inspired by 2 seagulls when I was outside having a fag. What book are you on about?

I'm intrigued.

Jonathon Livinston Seagull by Richard Bach , about a being a seagull and learning. Only a small book but very good.

It was also a top seller, all Richard Bachs books were good.

[Urban Cragou]

Ewww..

Chewing on folk who picked mouse.


That's rank. Plus I doubt you would make it out the nest. Eaten by another person who chose owl, whose already devoured 2 other idiots with the same mindset in life.:joker:

If being an actual owl knocked my phobia of mice dead, all-t’-more reason for me to be one in my next life. At least then I wouldn’t have to use so much peppermint oil to dispel vermin (I’m very borderline-compulsive about stuff like that).

[Parmy]

Jonathon Livinston Seagull by Richard Bach , about a being a seagull and learning. Only a small book but very good.

It was also a top seller, all Richard Bachs books were good.

It's an American seagull.. rich pickings with the fatties over there....got to be quick though.

[Parmy]

If being an actual owl knocked my phobia of mice dead, all-t’-more reason for me to be one in my next life. At least then I wouldn’t have to use so much peppermint oil to dispel vermin (I’m very borderline-compulsive about stuff like that).

Baby owls eat their siblings whilst in the nest.

Only the strongest survive...are you up to it?

[Urban Cragou]

Baby owls eat their siblings whilst in the nest.

Only the strongest survive...are you up to it?

I’m up for a challenge.

[Parmy]

I’m up for a challenge.

Wouldnt you prefer a chip, rather than 3 other dead people being born again?




Praise to jesus and the lord that vegetables are not reincarnation of humans.. It would be epic though if it was, born again, just to be munched to death by a giant turnip.:joker: