Quirky non specific units of measurement. I’ll start.

[Beso]

Smidgen.

[Oliver_W]

Scoach.

[thesheriff443]

An inch past the hair

[bots]

a toss

a handful

a pinch

[Kate!]

An iota

[Alf]

A love length

[thesheriff443]

12 inches, we call that a foot round here

[thesheriff443]

A moment in time

[thesheriff443]

Left a bit
Right a bit

[thesheriff443]

This much , using hands
This long
This big

[thesheriff443]

An hair’s width

[thesheriff443]

Just a touch

[thesheriff443]

Come to me

[thesheriff443]

Hold it there

[thesheriff443]

Wiggle room

[thesheriff443]

Higher than that

[thesheriff443]

A gut full

[thesheriff443]

Taller than you

[thesheriff443]

A drop in the ocean

[Beso]

Tiddle

[Zizu]

Ooodles of …. ( lots of )

Yonks … ( ages ) ( years)

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[Crimson Dynamo]

mickle

muckle

[AnnieK]

A piddling bit

[bots]

a wee dram

[UserSince2005]

8 inches - When you ask anyone how big it is on grindr.

In reality it could be any where up to 7.5 inches, but never 8 inches or over.

[Livia]

A gnat's cock.

A fag paper, ie:he stood five-foot-feck-all-and-a-fag-paper.

[thesheriff443]

About that far , finger to finger

[Beso]

Knee deep.

As in, phillip is knee deep in ****e.

[bots]

a baw hair

[Kate!]

A jiffy.

[Beso]

A stretch

[Crimson Dynamo]

a wee bitty

hunners

[Beso]

Full to the gunnels.

[Beso]

Thanks..

Had a good giggle reading through this.