Tibb On Ice. One Hit Wonders Results Show.

[Kate!]

Welcome to the results show for One Hit Wonders.

Who's here?

[Vanessa]

I'm here.

[Beso]

:wavey:

[Kate!]

Niamh's Scores

LT

SFzMs2SN--s
Ok so this one is hard because It's so old but I'm satisfied it qualifies as a One Hit wonder after some checking. It's not a great song really but decent for a skate I guess 8

Alf

Jnq9wPDoDKg
Straight off I would have thought they were a One hit Wonder but they've had a few covers that charted Ok (their cover of There She Goes reached No.14 in the UK) so I'm going to have to penalise a little for that, I do like the song and it's a nice song for a Skate routine 6

BOTS

nGy9uomagO4
Apparently they've had 2 other songs that reached 44 in the UK charts which is out of the top 40 hmmmm one hit wonder-ish? Song is OK 7

Cherie

9UaJAnnipkY
Song is interesting, not fantastic but a little bit funky, they did have a couple of songs that charted high-ish in Europe but I'll accept them as OHW's 8

Vanessa

EK_LN3XEcnw
Brilliant tune to dance to, I'll accept them as OHW's as any other success they had was in Europe (and not loads either) 9

Barry

-ojHWQrm4UM
Sorry but this is definitely NOT a one hit Wonder? Robyn has had a 3 other top 10 UK Hits plus a few others that charted OK. 5
ETA: I'm not accepting that we just discount the main artist Robyn from this song and only consider the "featured" artist in the song, it's like trying to exploit a loophole to bypass the theme for the round.

Kate

0aqLwHP4y6Q
I'm pretty satisfied that this qualifies, she's had a couple of top 10 hits in the US Dance charts but it's too obscure to count I think. I'm giving this a 10 because it's a really fun song, it's meets the criteria and great for a dance skate!

[Vanessa]

Brilliant song choice, Kate!

[Kate!]

Brilliant song choice, Kate!

Yes, I was really pleased with it.

[Beso]

Good average score so far kate.

[Alf]

Piss off Niamh.

[Kate!]

Parmy's Scores

LT

SFzMs2SN--s


Bravo, absolute perfection. Your smile, OMG. 10.

Alf


Jnq9wPDoDKg


I feel flat, but dont want to be to harsh tonight. I can only give this dreary nonsense a 6.5

BOTS

nGy9uomagO4


Great tune, but we honestly didnt have to see that! B side was ten times better...9.5

Cherie


9UaJAnnipkY


I cant sit down!!! 10.

Vanessa

EK_LN3XEcnw


Mambo number 8.5..stupid song get out by ears!

Barry

-ojHWQrm4UM


Now that was very relaxing,, I almost fell asleep waiting on the beats lifting. Worth it for the twirly bitnear the end...8

Kate

0aqLwHP4y6Q


One of my childhood favourites. An instant 10 without even listening.

[Kate!]

I would have given Alf a 10. C'est la vie.

[Alf]

Well that's my series over. Now I go into ridiculous joke mode songs. Wagner or Rylan coming for my Xfactor song. I did plan Leona Lewis doing ABBA's Chiqitita. But no point now.

[Beso]

Well that's my series over. Now I go into ridiculous joke mode songs. Wagner or Rylan coming for my Xfactor song.

Oh, you are doing that now!

:hehe:

[The Slim Reaper]

Well that's my series over. Now I go into ridiculous joke mode songs. Wagner or Rylan coming for my Xfactor song.

SO you haven't already been using joke mode songs? Interesting...

[Kate!]

Well that's my series over. Now I go into ridiculous joke mode songs. Wagner or Rylan coming for my Xfactor song. I did plan Leona Lewis doing ABBA's Chiqitita. But no point now.

Please don't do that Alf.

[Kate!]

Slim's Scores

LT

SFzMs2SN--s

I love this. Perfect for the ice and a great piece of music. 9


Alf

Jnq9wPDoDKg

My ears are none the richer for listening to this blandness. 6

BOTS

nGy9uomagO4

Great tune, great tempo, great choice. 8

Cherie

9UaJAnnipkY

One hit wonders, not none hit wonders. 5.

Vanessa

EK_LN3XEcnw

Feels like this song gets way overused in these comps. 6

Barry

-ojHWQrm4UM

I don't accept this, even with the explanation that came with it, because the main artist is Robyn. 1

0aqLwHP4y6Q

Kate

I feel this one is in the danger zone for overused too, but it's a great track and would be good on the ice. 7.

[Beso]

SO you haven't already been using joke mode songs? Interesting...

To slow joe.

[Alf]

Oh, you are doing that now!

:hehe:Yes. If you put effort in you get 5s and 6s anyway of you tight bastards. So may as well join in with you and give you what you want.

[The Slim Reaper]

To slow joe.

Story of my life.

[Beso]

Yes. If you put effort in you get 5s and 6s anyway of you tight bastards. So may as well join in with you and give you what you want.

You should try judging next time..You will know what real effort is then.

[Alf]

You should try judging next time..You will know what real effort is then.Piece of piss. You only have to give a number. That's it. So simple. You don't have to do any searching or anything. Basically listen to a song and give it a number.

[The Slim Reaper]

Yes. If you put effort in you get 5s and 6s anyway of you tight bastards. So may as well join in with you and give you what you want.

No one puts effort in to come up with sixpence none the richer.

[Beso]

Piece of piss. You only have to give a number. That's it. So simple. You don't have to do any searching or anything. Basically listen to a song and give it a number.



Neem:shrug:

[Alf]

No one puts effort in to come up with sixpence none the richer.Cause they do. I looked through 1 hit wonders from every decade. I put at least half hour in.

[Kate!]

Jake's Scores

LT

SFzMs2SN--s

It's cack. 6.0

Alf

Jnq9wPDoDKg

Loved it. 10.0

Not completely sure they are a one hit wonder as there she goes was a hit top for them. I think. But I CBA researching. So because I like the song. 8.0

BOTS

nGy9uomagO4

Awful song. 5.5

Cherie

9UaJAnnipkY

Thought it was boring. 6.0

Vanessa

EK_LN3XEcnw

This is more like it. 10.0

Barry

-ojHWQrm4UM

I danced to this one the show as a contestant and everyone scored it low. So so will I. 6.5

Kate

0aqLwHP4y6Q

No score included for this so I've taken the average from the other Judges. 9 points.

[Beso]

Cause they do. I looked through 1 hit wonders from every decade. I put at least half hour in.

Alf..that song was crap. Even the cold of the ice wouldnt have kept me from falling asleep if I was watching Christopherr cousins live in 1980.

[The Slim Reaper]

Has Jake scored Alfs song 18/10? Haven't got my glasses on, so can't be 100%,.

Alf will still complain about that :laugh:

[Vanessa]

Every judge has their own opinions on the songs and I accept that.
Quite happy anyway, it could have been worse.

[Beso]

Jakes better at ballroom, he gets a bit nervous on the Ice


That's all I will say about his taste in suitability and tuneage.

[Alf]

Has Jake scored Alfs song 18/10? Haven't got my glasses on, so can't be 100%,.

Alf will still complain about that :laugh:Doesn't matter now. I can no longer win and I only play to win. So now I go for the comedy songs.

Also very ridiculous of you giving someone a 1. What's the point in that? It's just plain rotten and pathetic.

[Kate!]

I've given Alf a 10 from Jake as it's the higher of the two posted scores.

If Jake wishes me to amend that later I will.

[Alf]

I've given Alf a 10 from Jake as it's the higher of the two posted scores.

If Jake wishes me to amend that later I will.I think mine was an 8 from Jake.

[Kate!]

Doesn't matter now. I can no longer win and I only play to win. So now I go for the comedy songs.

Also very ridiculous of you giving someone a 1. What's the point in that? It's just plain rotten and pathetic.

It wasn't a one hit wonder. Tbf.

[The Slim Reaper]

Doesn't matter now. I can no longer win and I only play to win. So now I go for the comedy songs.

Also very ridiculous of you giving someone a 1. What's the point in that. It's just plain rotten and pathetic.

Because a 5 is the minimum for hitting the brief, so if a song doesn't even hit the brief, then what should I score it?

[Kate!]

I think mine was an 8 from Jake.

He said 10 at first, hmmm.

[Alf]

What's next theme?

[The Slim Reaper]

Actually Kate, I think jake probably has scored all the songs, he might have just got his formatting in a bit of a muddle?

[Kate!]

Scores

Kate 37
LT 33
BOTS 30
Vanessa 29
Cherie 29
Alf 26.5
Barry 20.5

[Kate!]

Actually Kate, I think jake probably has scored all the songs, he might have just got his formatting in a bit of a muddle?

I'll check with him and amend the scores accordingly

[Kate!]

What's next theme?

Big Band week

[Beso]

Big Band week

Massive attack?

[Kate!]

Massive attack?

Do they have a big band? If so then its acceptable.

[Vanessa]

What's the overall score?

[Kate!]

What's the overall score?

Just doing it now.

[Alf]

Massive attack?The Muppets.

[The Slim Reaper]

The Muppets.

Some great tracks, especially off Christmas carol

[Kate!]

Leaderboard Updated.

Vanessa 264
LT 260
Alf 250
Cherie 249
BOTS 248.5
Kate 241.5
Barry 229.5

[Kate!]

The Muppets.

:laugh2: I absolutely knew you'd say that.

[Vanessa]

I'm still leading? No one is shocked more than me :shocked:
Well done everyone, enjoyed listening to the songs
Good night!

[Kate!]

You have the entire weekend to get your Big Band songs in. I'd like them by early Monday morning though if possible please.

[Alf]

You have the entire weekend to get your Big Band songs in. I'd like them by early Monday morning though if possible please.Sent mine. No point putting any thinking into it.

[Vanessa]

Sent mine as well. I have a busy weekend ahead. Won't have time to post it.

[Kate!]

Sent mine. No point putting any thinking into it.

:nono: you are battling it out for 3rd place though?

[Kate!]

Sent mine as well. I have a busy weekend ahead. Won't have time to post it.

I've not received yours.

[Vanessa]

Haven't decided on my movie/musical, so I'll be thinking about that.

[Vanessa]

I've not received yours.

I've sent it to you yesterday?

[Kate!]

I've sent it to you yesterday?

Oh yes my apologies, of course you did. Ignore me.

[Barry.]

A one? Bullsh*t! You gave a good song, although I found a loophole, a one. I think that crossing the line

[Barry.]

Nicky was fired for much less. I don’t think that’s fair a one.

[Vanessa]

A one? Bullsh*t! You gave a good song, although I found a loophole, a one. I think that crossing the line

Yeah, sorry. There should be a minimum score.

[Kate!]

Nicky was fired for much less. I don’t think that’s fair a one.

I'm really sorry Barry but it just wasn't a one hit wonder so didn't justify the minimum 5 points.

I did tell you all the judges would be strict.

[Kate!]

Yeah, sorry. There should be a minimum score.

There is. If it fits the theme. It didn't.

Please don't get mad Barry.

[Barry.]

I'm really sorry Barry but it just wasn't a one hit wonder so didn't justify the minimum 5 points.

I did tell you all the judges would be strict.

It was the guy who made the song, it’s his one hit wonder. We might as well ban any song David Getta or Calvin Harris song because they aren’t the main singer.

I’m pissed Kate. You got rid of Nicky for less. A one means it was a crap song. Sure give me a 4 or 5 if you think it didn’t fit the theme (it did btw) but a one, sorry no

[The Slim Reaper]

Apologies Barry. I didn't give that score to try and upset you or anyone else. I gave Liam a 1 in Jakes game for not hitting the brief, and I gave someone else a 1 earlier in this one, too.

When songs don't hit the brief, it's a 1. I like the song, I would have probably given it a 7 if it qualified, but unfortunately it didn't.

If folks want Kate to replace me, then I have no issues with that.

[Barry.]

But it was Kleerup‘s one hit wonder, that is still a one hit wonder.

[Kate!]

I didnt get rid of Nicky for less. 2 contestants quit because of him.

I will not replace Slim.

Please don't take it personally. Don't forget the judges don't know who's song is who's. Plus the majority of judges scored it low for the same reason.

[The Slim Reaper]

But it was Kleerup‘s one hit wonder, that is still a one hit wonder.

The main artist is Robyn. Without her name attached, we have no idea how that song would have faired, so she is definitely the main artist imo.

[Kate!]

The main artist is Robyn. Without her name attached, we have no idea how that song would have faired, so she is definitely the main artist imo.

This is what Niamh thought as well.

[Beso]

I'm really sorry Barry but it just wasn't a one hit wonder so didn't justify the minimum 5 points.

I did tell you all the judges would be strict.

I wasnt.:shrug:

[Kate!]

I wasnt.:shrug:

That's your choice though. I did instruct the judging panel to be strict on this round. Otherwise why bother calling it One Hit Wonders.

[Alf]

:nono: you are battling it out for 3rd place though?Third place is just another meaning for second loser. It would mean the same to me whether I finished second or last. It's all about winning. I'm only carrying on because I'm not gonna ruin the game for everyone else. But I'm gonna carry on by no longer taking it seriously because I have nothing left to try for. So I'm just gonna have a bit of fun with it now.

[Beso]

That's your choice though. I did instruct the judging panel to be strict on this round. Otherwise why bother calling it One Hit Wonders.

As a player, you shouldnt really be telling anyone anything sweetheart.

[Kate!]

As a player, you shouldnt really be telling anyone anything sweetheart.

Wut? I am the host. I can instruct the judges if I want.

I've also had a 1 from Slim for not meeting the criteria. It's fair comment.

[Kate!]

I'm fooking fed up of this!

Being constantly challenged. You run a game and get constant hassle, let's see how that goes.

[Alf]

I'm fooking fed up of this!

Being constantly challenged. You run a game and get constant hassle, let's see how that goes.Not long to go. It's been an epic game this one. So many rounds. Judges coming and going. Let's see it out to the end. We owe Nessa that as she is in pole position to be victorious.

[Kate!]

Not long to go. It's been an epic game this one. So many rounds. Judges coming and going. Let's see it out to the end. We owe Nessa that as she is in pole position to be victorious.

There's no intention not to see it out till the end Alf.

I usually get a lot of pleasure out of these games, I like doing things for people.

But I think half of you have got serious PMT.

[bots]

i got a range from really good to crap :joker:

[Barry.]

I didnt get rid of Nicky for less. 2 contestants quit because of him.

I will not replace Slim.

Please don't take it personally. Don't forget the judges don't know who's song is who's. Plus the majority of judges scored it low for the same reason.

So if I quit you’d get rid of slim?

[Barry.]

Anyway I’m over it. I still think it’s unfair

[Kate!]

So if I quit you’d get rid of slim?

No. Let me make that absolutely clear. Nicky deliberately scored a particular player low, pathetic behaviour.

There's a huge difference.

Like I said I too got a 1 from Slim because my song didn't meet the theme.

Let's leave it now.

[Kate!]

Anyway I’m over it. I still think it’s unfair

Why? Your song wasn't a one hit wonder. I'd have personally given it a 2 or a 3 at the most.

[Beso]

There's no intention not to see it out till the end Alf.

I usually get a lot of pleasure out of these games, I like doing things for people.

But I think half of you have got serious PMT.

I just like winding you up. Probably cause I like you a lot.

[Kate!]

I just like winding you up. Probably cause I like you a lot.

Well that's not really the way to go about things Parm. :nono:

Makes you look a tit.

[Beso]

Well that's not really the way to go about things Parm. :nono:

Makes you look a tit.

I enjoy that persona.

[Strictly Jake]

Kate I think what has happened is the (loved it. 10.0)was supposed to be for the Tony basil one. My phone must have scrolled up by accident. The comment with the 8.0 was for Alf's song.

[Nicky91]

ah unser Kult Ikone Lou Bega :lovedup: such a lovely guy too, been to the Ultimative Chart show many times

[Kate!]

Kate I think what has happened is the (loved it. 10.0)was supposed to be for the Tony basil one. My phone must have scrolled up by accident. The comment with the 8.0 was for Alf's song.

I see. Thank you Jake. I'll amend the scores shortly.

Thank you for my 10 :love:

[Crimson Dynamo]

It's cack.

Awful song.

Thought it was boring

danced to this one the show as a contestant and everyone scored it low.

-----------

Thanks for all your hard work

:skull:

[Kate!]

Leaderboard Updated.

Vanessa 264
LT 260
Cherie 249
BOTS 248.5
Alf 248
Kate 242.5
Barry 229.5

I've adjusted the scores after Jake's clarification.

[Vanessa]

It's still all to play for. It's getting so exciting!
I'm very competitive, but I also want everyone to do well.

[Kate!]

It's still all to play for. It's getting so exciting!
I'm very competitive, but I also want everyone to do well.

You're all great. Been some really good songs submitted during this.

[Crimson Dynamo]

It's still all to play for. It's getting so exciting!
I'm very competitive, but I also want everyone to do well.

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[Kate!]

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Suits you Sir

[bots]

Cherry is toast

[Vanessa]

https://media.tenor.com/vwgIcAUEJ9IAAAAM/friends-chandler-bing.gif

Probably. I don't mind :joker:

[Vanessa]

I think mine was an 8 from Jake.

You're doing so well. Don't give up.
My score isn't perfect either. I just try my best.
That's all we can do :hug:

[Kate!]

Alf..that song was crap. Even the cold of the ice wouldnt have kept me from falling asleep if I was watching Christopherr cousins live in 1980.

That song is not crap, its lovely.

[Kate!]

Announcement.

Barry has had a bereavement. His grandmother passed away earlier. I'm submitting a song on his behalf for this round at his request, and he may return.

God bless.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Announcement.

Barry has had a bereavement. His grandmother passed away earlier. I'm submitting a song on his behalf for this round at his request, and he may return.

God bless.

:suspect:

[Barry.]

:suspect:

You think I’d make up my granny dying for a game????

[AnnieK]

You think I’d make up my granny dying for a game????

Sorry for your loss Barry. :love:

Ignore LT

[Nicky91]

You think I’d make up my granny dying for a game????

sorry for your loss Barry :hug:

[Beso]

Take care barry. Will be thinking of you.

All my best
Parmy.

[Kate!]

:suspect:

That's not nice. :nono:

[Cherie]

Aw Barry sorry for your loss, thinking of you xx

[hijaxers]

So sorry to hear your very sad news Barry. I've lit a candle for you.

[Vanessa]

You think I’d make up my granny dying for a game????

Sorry for your loss, Barry. :hug:

[Barry.]

Thank you everyone.

[Kate!]

Got entries for Vanessa, Barry, Alf and myself.

Just BOTS, Cherie and LT.

I know Cherie is sending on Monday.

[Crimson Dynamo]

what is big band?

[Kate!]

what is big band?

Performances accompanied by a brass band. X

[Crimson Dynamo]

Performances accompanied by a brass band. X

what like?

Jaws?

[Kate!]

what like?

Jaws?

:joker:

Is it accompanied by a band? :suspect:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Does Jake have a connection?
or is he in Uranus again?

[Kate!]

Does Jake have a connection?
or is he in Uranus again?

A connection?

[Barry.]

A connection?

Think he means like Wi-Fi or phone data

[Kate!]

Think he means like Wi-Fi or phone data

Oh....IDK.

LT, are you struggling with the theme?

[Kate!]

Just our LT to send a song.

When you're ready.

[Nicky91]

Big Band includes music from the so called ''Ratpack'' too like Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Paul Anka

[Kate!]

Big Band includes music from the so called ''Ratpack'' too like Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Paul Anka

It's anything at all accompanied by a band.

[Crimson Dynamo]

i forgot, give me 5 mins

[Kate!]

i forgot, give me 5 mins

It's OK, not rushing you x

[Crimson Dynamo]

It's OK, not rushing you x

sent :hee:

[Alf]

Big Band includes music from the so called ''Ratpack'' too like Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Paul AnkaOnly of they have a big band with them.

[Kate!]

Will now send to the judges ASAP

[Crimson Dynamo]

Rock around the clock is not big band would you say?

[Kate!]

I don't think all the judges will be available till tomorrow with it being bank holiday.

[Crimson Dynamo]

I don't think all the judges will be available till tomorrow with it being bank holiday.

Lazy good for nothing shysters

:idc:

[Kate!]

Songs are with the judges, hopefully a show tonight. X

[Niamh.]

I'm going to start scoring them now

[Crimson Dynamo]

This is for Big band ?

[Kate!]

I'm going to start scoring them now

You're a star :love:

[Kate!]

This is for Big band ?

Yes. OK?

[Cherie]

LT blundering around the music halls not sure if he is in a musical or playing the tuba

[Vanessa]

I'm so glad I didn't travel on Monday. Because of the traffic control issues.
I'm coming back on Thursday. But I'm still playing.

[Crimson Dynamo]

I'm so glad I didn't travel on Monday. Because of the traffic control issues.
I'm coming back on Thursday. But I'm still playing.

I think the rules state you must be in the UK at time of results so you will have to sit this round out and get ZERO points

:hee:

[Crimson Dynamo]

LT blundering around the music halls not sure if he is in a musical or playing the tuba

:hmph:

I am very confident with my most excellent choice

[Vanessa]

Still debating on my movie/musical round. It's a risky sing, but what the hell, I'm going for it!

[The Slim Reaper]

I can get the scores done for about 630 tonight.

[Kate!]

I can get the scores done for about 630 tonight.

Great thank you x

[Kate!]

Reminder of where we are up to.

Semi Final Movies and Musicals (including Disney)
Final 80s Number 1s and XFactor performances including duets.

[Crimson Dynamo]

So a song from either a movie or a musical

a musical like say carosel or brigadoon?

[Kate!]

So a song from either a movie or a musical

a musical like say carosel or brigadoon?

Carousel yes. Will have to check Brigadoon?

[Kate!]

Yep Brigadoon qualifies

[The Slim Reaper]

Scores sent. Bit of a trash round tbh.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Scores sent. Bit of a trash round tbh.

typical BOTS

[bots]

typical BOTS

ive got you om the ropes. i can smell your fear

[The Slim Reaper]

Errr...that's not fear.

[Crimson Dynamo]

:joker:

[Kate!]

OK just Jake to score.

[Cherie]

Cherry is toast

just spotted this, I am on fyah!

[Barry.]

Reminder of where we are up to.

Semi Final Movies and Musicals (including Disney)
Final 80s Number 1s and XFactor performances including duets.

So we send two songs?

[Strictly Jake]

I'll score this first thing tomorrow morning Kate

[Kate!]

So we send two songs?

No, the final will be in two parts.

[Kate!]

I'll score this first thing tomorrow morning Kate

Thank you, that'll be great.

[Kate!]

All the results are in. Show tonight.

[Vanessa]

All the results are in. Show tonight.

Yay! :hello: