Britain's contribution to Middle East peace

[HettyTheHarelip]

It is gratifying that Britain is sending its finest Pedalo class frigates to the murky waters of the Middle East, each armed with six high-pressure water pistols and nasal integrity-defying helium balloon-delivered high potency stink bomb artillery. The craft 's mobility is taken care of by squadrons of very angry tufted combat ducks.

[In the Drunk Tank]

Maybe we could just send Olivia to shout at them?

[Christmas Dynasnow]

id rather talk about what the big super-rich Middle Eastern countries are doing

save spunking money on luxuries?

[Scarlett.]

I wonder how this will affect next weeks nominations

[Holly Christmas]

Maybe we could just send Olivia to shout at them?

:joker:

[Redrose]

What's this got to do with bb.. Move it or close it.