Backhanded compliments for housemates.

[Kate!]

Inspired, somewhat belatedly, by Chanelle's task.

Here's one I found online, suitable for the odious Paul.

You do a great job combing your hair. It’s impressive how you’re able to hide the horns.

Anyone think of any more for any of the housemates?

[Oliver_W]

Jenkin: your accent is lovely, if I couldn't see you I'd think you were gorgeous.

Jordan: your smile really lights up your face, it elevates you to a seven.

[Redrose]

Give Paul a fish, and he can eat for a day. Give him a fishing rod and he'll put it in your letterbox and nick your car keys.

[GoldHeart]

Hallie : cute nails & makeup ,but don't open your mouth

Olivia: You seem fun ,but where's the mute button

Jordan: You're well spoken,but you remind me of a downtown abbey reject

Jenkin: You have the personality of a comedian & face for radio

Matty : your enthusiasm shines but you give creepy 70s loner

Paul: you're so to the point but you sound like you're full of sh1t .

[Oliver_W]

Give Paul a fish, and he can eat for a day. Give him a fishing rod and he'll put it in your letterbox and nick your car keys.

Tbf isn't breaking and entering part of the curriculum in Liverpool?

[Ray.]

Inspired by Chanelle's comment towards Jordan about his smile:

You have the sort of smile I could imagine being advertised in a dentist's reception.

[Crimson Dynamo]

what a lovely shiny orange wig

im frying some eggs in a mo could i borrow it for a bit?

[Babayaro.]

Jenkin: your accent is lovely, if I couldn't see you I'd think you were gorgeous.

:skull:

[Kate!]

what a lovely shiny orange wig

im frying some eggs in a mo could i borrow it for a bit?

:joker:

[GoldHeart]

Tom : How do you get your hair so soft ,reminds me of a poodle.

[Oliver_W]

Inspired by Chanelle's comment towards Jordan about his smile:

You have the sort of smile I could imagine being advertised in a dentist's reception.

"You'd make a great before!"

[fruit_cake]

Kerry you're the mother of the house, in a Anthony Perkins kinda way

[ebandit]

wonderful hair matty......................just like my curly bits.............

very insightful paul....................my dog agreed

kerry you're such a star.........a real halloween monster

tom you're looking so good.....beige is so you...matching your personality


Mark L

[ebandit]

harsh!

trish...you're intellectually 'n emotionally superior to myself........................
yet? i feel no joy...................................'til i get away

Mark L