Paul farting in Noky’s bed

[Black Dagger]

Him and his childish year 6 humour is knocking me sick. Grow up. That whole group in the bedroom are tragic.

[Niamh.]

It'll help dave her and get him evicted, on the upside

[Benjamin]

It'll help dave her and get him evicted, on the upside

Poor dave

[thesheriff443]

Poor dave

You know you will pay for your cheek

[Black Dagger]

It'll help dave her and get him evicted, on the upside

This is true!

[Benjamin]

You know you will pay for your cheek

I’ll set Dave on her.

[Niamh.]

Poor dave

Get Dave out!

[smudgie]

Carry on Paul.
It’s your ticket home on Friday.

[Vanessa]

He's a disgusting pig.

[thesheriff443]

I’ll set Dave on her.

No man is any match for her
She is like the Irish super gran

[rusticgal]

He's a disgusting pig.



He really is…the sad thing is he thinks it’s funny and his trashy sidekicks think the same.

[Vanessa]

Him and his childish year 6 humour is knocking me sick. Grow up. That whole group in the bedroom are tragic.

I would go in his bed and do the same. See how he likes it!

[Beso]

I'm going to call all my farts dave from now on.

Oops theres one dave just been evicted.

[MTVN]

Noky with no fuss or drama, just politely kicked him out with a 'what a childish dickhead' look on her :love:

[Beso]

In some countries he would have a tyre round his neck by now for doing that.

Uganda being one.

[Redrose]

If he had done that with me I would have covered him in water when he was asleep. I would have tipped the whole water bottle onto his head.

[Niamh.]

I'm going to call all my farts dave from now on.

Oops theres one dave just been evicted.

:laugh2:

[Babayaro.]

In some countries he would have a tyre round his neck by now for doing that.

Uganda being one.

Here for Paul entering the BB Uganda house next year :clap1:

[MTVN]

Here for Paul entering the BB Uganda house next year :clap1:

:joker:

[Lostie!]

Noky with no fuss or drama, just politely kicked him out with a 'what a childish dickhead' look on her :love:

I feel like her level of class and poise is one of the things that aggravates him. It's very Conor / Deana at this point.

[Niamh.]

I feel like her level of class and poise is one of the things that aggravates him. It's very Conor / Deana at this point.

Oh yes, that's exactly the same vibe I get

[Alf]

I'm gutted I missed that. This is the sort of stuff that I want to see.

There's no two ways about it, farts are just funny. That's just facts.

[GoldHeart]

Carry on Paul.
It’s your ticket home on Friday.

That got me :shocked: how he violated Noky's bed , but classy lady kept her cool and didn't react which i like .

And yes keep being a vile pig Paul and get yourself evicted :dance: .

[Beso]

Here for Paul entering the BB Uganda house next year :clap1:

That's why BB fixed it for cameron to go to Africa and not Ray.:smug:

[Alf]

Farts are definitely funnier than a woman saying "oh my God" in an American accent.

[GoldHeart]

I would go in his bed and do the same. See how he likes it!

That's just it .. he wouldn't like it , he'd be swearing and bitching about it .

It's one rule for him and one for others :bored:

He makes me feel ill :yuk: .

[Beso]

Farts are definitely funnier than a woman saying "oh my God" in an American accent.

She still thinks shes on the apprentice rather than BB.:blush:

[Beso]

But vanessa....

Your farts smell like roses.

[Crimson Dynamo]

classic Paul

sums up Noky and her group

:laugh2:

[Redrose]

I'm gutted I missed that. This is the sort of stuff that I want to see.

There's no two ways about it, farts are just funny. That's just facts.

My older brother has the same attitude as you. He's a bit of a Neanderthal. I had a bbq with him once and was farted while the burgers were cooking. I swooped them up from the grill and threw them into the bin.

[Beso]

My older brother has the same attitude as you. He's a bit of a Neanderthal. I had a bbq with him once and was farted while the burgers were cooking. I swooped them up from the grill and threw them into the bin.



You could have passed them off as veggie burgers, what a waste.

[Alf]

My older brother has the same attitude as you. He's a bit of a Neanderthal. I had a bbq with him once and was farted while the burgers were cooking. I swooped them up from the grill and threw them into the bin.Us Neanderthals had the great times in life, so it's only natural that we miss them in today's joyless World. It's not surprising that you misery guts progressives are jealous of us.

[Northern Monkey]

She should’ve gone and layed a cable on his pillow.

[Benjamin]

She should’ve gone and layed a cable on his pillow.

:laugh:

[Vanessa]

:laugh3:She should’ve gone and layed a cable on his pillow.

[GlitterUK]

Was he naked in the bed? Was he waiting for Olivia and then Noky came or did he say he was doing something to Noky?

[GoldHeart]

Was he naked in the bed? Was he waiting for Olivia and then Noky came or did he say he was doing something to Noky?

He was doing it to be spiteful to Noky, it was her side of the bed , and he said he's going to get his bum out . So basically he put his disgusting bare bum on her sheets :yuk: .

[Zizu]

He was doing it to be spiteful to Noky, it was her side of the bed , and he said he's going to get his bum out . So basically he put his disgusting bare bum on her sheets :yuk: .


He should be evicted or punished severely for that


It’s impinging on her safe area , plus it’s a a health and safety no -no


He’s just so vile

Gawd knows how is mum feels ( if she’s watching)


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[GlitterUK]

Did he mention Noky? Or are people just presuming....

[GoldHeart]

Did he mention Noky? Or are people just presuming....

it was her side of the bed !:facepalm: , he was doing it to be a nasty d!ck .

[GlitterUK]

How do you know he wasn't in Nokys side waiting for Olivia to come back?

[GoldHeart]

How do you know he wasn't in Nokys side waiting for Olivia to come back?

I'm seriously done , you know what he was doing .

[GlitterUK]

He could have been waiting for Olivia then. If he didn't mention Noky.

[Mystic Mock]

It's juvenile from Paul, but it's not the worst thing that's ever happened on Big Brother, or so bad that he should be evicted for it.

[GlitterUK]

How would he even know Noky was going to walk in? Olivia was there prior and was returning so could be either.

[Mystic Mock]

Us Neanderthals had the great times in life, so it's only natural that we miss them in today's joyless World. It's not surprising that you misery guts progressives are jealous of us.

You definitely have a point about society being joyless at the moment.

You can't even call Harry Maguire "Slabhead" without some people getting offended about it.:laugh:

But seriously any joke offends someone nowadays.

[GoldHeart]

He should be evicted or punished severely for that


It’s impinging on her safe area , plus it’s a a health and safety no -no


He’s just so vile

Gawd knows how is mum feels ( if she’s watching)


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It will be mind boggling if he still has a girlfriend after everything. He's a disgusting cockroach.

[Zizu]

It will be mind boggling if he still has a girlfriend after everything. He's a disgusting cockroach.


Cockroaches have feelings !!

:)


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[Garfie]

Poor dave

:laugh:

Oh no, can’t imagine anything worse than being daved when all you wanted was a good night’s sleep!

[GoldHeart]

Cockroaches have feelings !!

:)


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Probably easier to live with aswell than ugly Paul.

[OnTheRight]

I thought it was funny.:joker:

[Ammi]

…well we know the saying…it’s all fun and games until it’s eviction night..mind you, the betting odds are saying that Dave is favourite to go first…?..but I’m not up on things like that…



…Noky handled it all perfectly…:lovedup:..and took the wind right out of his…well, not sails ….

[Northern Monkey]

…well we know the saying…it’s all fun and games until it’s eviction night..mind you, the betting odds are saying that Dave is favourite to go first…?..but I’m not up on things like that…



…Noky handled it all perfectly…:lovedup:..and took the wind right out of his…well, not sails ….

:joker:

Get Dave Out! Get Dave Out!

[Ammi]

:joker:

Get Dave Out! Get Dave Out!

..I’m glad that the public are finally starting to see his game plan, NM…and that he’s really not the housemate that we were all hoping for…

[Northern Monkey]

nasty d!ck .
Let’s hope he didn’t get that out as well! :yuk:

[bots]

it could have been worse, he could have followed through :nono:

[Northern Monkey]

it could have been worse, he could have followed through :nono:

Oh God, it’s too early for that kind of talk isn’t it? People are trying to eat their Shreddies :laugh:

[Ammi]

it could have been worse, he could have followed through :nono:

…he’s going to follow through the exit door…/..as with live feed, there’s just a bit of a delay for the follow through…

[Northern Monkey]

…he’s going to follow through the exit door…/..as with live feed, there’s just a bit of a delay for the follow through…

And let’s hope he doesn’t leave any stains behind, an easy, frictionless follow through as that little sh1t departs.

[bots]

I hate to think what we are going to be treated to over the next couple of days highlights, because this is obviously going to be the paul exit arc

[Ammi]

…and why BB is simple the best…better than all the rest…:love:..


OmBxVfQTuvI

[Cherie]

I hate to think what we are going to be treated to over the next couple of days highlights, because this is obviously going to be the paul exit arc

grim stuff indeed, what age is he

[Benjamin]

Poor Noky could be evicted with pink eye.

[Ammi]

Poor Noky could be evicted with pink eye.

…that lady is not going anywhere, she’ll be drinking pink champagne in Friday…

[bots]

Poor Noky could be evicted with pink eye.

I'm sure she will wear matching lipstick on eviction night :laugh:

[GoldHeart]

…that lady is not going anywhere, she’ll be drinking pink champagne in Friday…

I love your optimism :love: , I really hope she's safe with Trish ...it will be the ultimate power move if they successfully managed to get rid of Dylan and Paul ...then they can enjoy themselves : dance: .

[GoldHeart]

Noky should have sung this for Paul
H1Yt0xJKDY8