I had a snog today.

[Parmy]

With my life long friends ex wife whom I've known since seeing her breast feed her kids over 30 years ago.

All her fault for ordering passion fruit martini cocktails.:fist:

[rusticgal]

Tongues?

[Parmy]

Tongues?

No..but about 4 pecks on the lips equals one snog.:blush:

[Cherie]

Naw.... cute

[Parmy]

I had an espresso martini.

I made her laugh when I asked her is it called that because its quick to make.

Felt wierd kissing her with my imagined coffee breath

[MTVN]

Now now parm don't do anything silly

[Parmy]

Now now parm don't do anything silly

Too late...the drink was in one of those wide rimmed glass things, and I held it in my manly hand, lifting it to my pursed lips, a bit like rylans first taste of Dan's cock.

The whole pub gasped. But hey.. she bought it.:shrug:

[Crimson Dynamo]

" a bit like rylans first taste of Dan's cock."

Parm you really need to work on your chat up lines

[UserSince2005]

This thread turns me on

[Glenn.]

This thread turns me on

It’s thrown me sick