Join the Freebie Party, I have found the Magic Money Tree

[Cherie]

Join me and you will be quids in, not just 2,000 richer per year but perks beyond your wildest dreams

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[Cherie]

Kicking off this campaign with some VERY exciting news

Entry age to the Knitting Club has now been reduced to 16 and first year is absolutely free.....see LT at the back door on the way out to get your application form :douf:

who said politics is boring

[Crimson Dynamo]

:fist: bloody lefties

[Cherie]

Our campaign song

E-P2qL3qkzk

[Cherie]

Joining the Knitting Club will give our younger voters a sense of direction in their lives as well as doing good work in the community like making tea for the oldies, Bots and Neem and checking in on them from time to time, its like National Service but comes with the cache of the Knitting Club and will be something that employers will be looking for on future CVs

Excited for more polices? I will be back when I think of one

[Cherie]

Policy 2

I am going to stop the BOTs

Illegal BOTs will no longer be welcome on TiBB they will be sent to the Isle of Wight on the ferry from January 2030

This policy will be at Zero cost to TiBB members, Arista will round them up and put them on the Ferry in his own time, he will not be paid, he will just be grateful they are no longer on TiBB that will be payment enough

[Ray.]

What does the Freebie Party propose to do about the hippie protestors who have now chained themselves to the Magic Money Tree? Will they too fall to the axe when felling the tree?

[Cherie]

What does the Freebie Party propose to do about the hippie protestors who have now chained themselves to the Magic Money Tree? Will they too fall to the axe when felling the tree?

They will be hauled off at no cost to TiBB members to TiBB Towers by the moderation team headed up by MTVN

[Cherie]

Policy 3

Fish and Chip Frydays

A good old BRITISH INSTITUTION, here at the Freebie Party there will be free Fish and Chips, mushy peas and buttered white WARBURTONS bread every Friday, James has kindly agreed to host this in TiBB Towers, the hippies and anyone on a ban will be moved elsewhere on Fridays

[Zizu]

Policy 3

Fish and Chip Frydays

A good old BRITISH INSTITUTION, here at the Freebie Party there will be free Fish and Chips, mushy peas and buttered white WARBURTONS bread every Friday, James has kindly agreed to host this in TiBB Towers, the hippies and anyone on a ban will be moved elsewhere on Fridays


Have you been spying on me on a Fridays tea-time?

:)


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[Crimson Dynamo]

will this party cost me £2000 extra year??

:oh:

[Cherie]

Have you been spying on me on a Fridays tea-time?

:)


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we do like to know our voters :hehe:

[Cherie]

will this party cost me £2000 extra year??

:oh:

Is that you Rishi :oh:

Our policies are not calculated by MTVN and other civil servants, we are fully costed and funded by the Magic Money Tree :blush:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Is that you Rishi :oh:

Our policies are not calculated by MTVN and other civil servants, we are fully costed and funded by the Magic Money Tree :blush:

:omgno: not, THE BLOB

[bots]

will this party cost me £2000 extra year??

:oh:

it will cost you that to supply the booze for Cherie's weekly soiree

[Crimson Dynamo]

it will cost you that to supply the booze for Cherie's weekly soiree

I am not paying her £4589 weekly Sangria and Squid tab for her Spanish Villa soirees

:fist:

[Kate!]

Bump for Cherie

[Cherie]

Policy 4

Suitcases of booze will be wheeled in every Friday at 5pm, the venue will be behind the scenes at TiBB Towers, at no cost to TiBB members, we will be billing Digital Spy

[Cherie]

Policy 5

Free stand points for water will be situated around the forum, if you have been affected by **** in your water supply I think this will be a winning policy

[Beso]

Policy 5

Free stand points for water will be situated around the forum, if you have been affected by **** in your water supply I think this will be a winning policy

Bog roll would be better tbh.

[Ammi]

…I’m going to ask the same question to all 3 candidates and I’ll just have to copy and paste as I’m in a rush….what line will your administration take with regards to James’ blatant wrong attitude and the jolly threads he’s now begun to make…which are really not in compatible with Arista guidelines….?…

[Ammi]

…also, what do you intend to do about oversized pics being posted and jarring the uniform lines of threads…are we going to get back to a single straight line forum practice…/…make TiBB neat and friendly again…?….

[Cherie]

…I’m going to ask the same question to all 3 candidates and I’ll just have to copy and paste as I’m in a rush….what line will your administration take with regards to James’ blatant wrong attitude and the jolly threads he’s now begun to make…which are really not in compatible with Arista guidelines….?…

We will seek to engage with Jolly James and commence retraining in the art of better attitudes, he can also under our new regime join the Knitting Club and work will begin there to reduce his jolliness by at least 50% (by January 2040)

[Cherie]

…also, what do you intend to do about oversized pics being posted and jarring the uniform lines of threads…are we going to get back to a single straight line forum practice…/…make TiBB neat and friendly again…?….

We will ban serial offenders (Zizu) from using Tapatalk that should resolve the issue by January (2050)

[Cherie]

Bog roll would be better tbh.

I have given the Magic Money Tree and shake and it looks like we can also provide free toilet rolls with extra availability in Serious Debates

[Vanessa]

I can certainly do with the money tree right now :joker:

[Mystic Mock]

I can certainly do with the money tree right now :joker:

:joker:

[Cherie]

Our campaign song

E-P2qL3qkzk

Lets have a blast of this to get the juices flowing

[Cherie]

Policy 6

We will have 'googly eyes' available for the mods at all times, so they can look like they are paying attention

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[Cherie]

The example above is a mock up of how MTVN might look while moderating serious debates

[Cherie]

We now have unveiled our slogan


#PuttingYouFirst

[bots]

what is your opinion on cola flavoured jafa cakes

[Cherie]

what is your opinion on cola flavoured jafa cakes

Weelll we have to look at everything in the round, Jaffa Cakes are a great British institution, who can ever forget full moon half moon


whadda you mean I didn't answer the question :hehe:

[Cherie]

Policy 7

A range of Jaffa cakes will be available in TiBB Towers for detainees from February 2050

[Cherie]

It has come to my attention that someone has been leaking stories to the press, I locked down my privacy settings and only left the person I suspected access ...


It was ..... Kate! from the Positivity Party

[Kate!]

It has come to my attention that someone has been leaking stories to the press, I locked down my privacy settings and only left the person I suspected access ...


It was ..... Kate! from the Positivity Party

Ooh the slander

:joker:

[Livia]

Never mind the Jaffa cakes, do we all get a cutting from that money tree??

[joeysteele]

Very interesting set of policies, well done.

[Cherie]

Policy 8

Stolen from another Party in true election style

We will give forum members more control. They will be able to delete their accounts or freeze them and reinstate them if required. Like Facebook.

:hehe:

[Kate!]

Policy 8

Stolen from another Party in true election style

We will give forum members more control. They will be able to delete their accounts or freeze them and reinstate them if required. Like Facebook.

:hehe:

:oh:

[Cherie]

Never mind the Jaffa cakes, do we all get a cutting from that money tree??

If I win money tree cuttings will be available in momento pots which features the TiBB management and moderation team

https://i.imgur.com/Lokp65X.jpg

[bots]

https://i.imgur.com/LunmRaN.jpeg

[Cherie]

or those :laugh:

[bots]

i like their moderator hats :laugh:

[Cherie]

Very interesting set of policies, well done.

Thank you Joey :blush:

[Cherie]

ETxmCCsMoD0

[Cherie]

A Party political broadcast on behalf of the Freebie Party

PPgS7p40ERg

[Cherie]

i like their moderator hats :laugh:

The pom poms light up when the infract someone?

[Kate!]

The pom poms light up when the infract someone?

Lol. Love this idea. You've done such a great job with your thread Cherie. I'm quaking in my boots :joker:

[Kate!]

Campaign threads close officially on Sunday at midnight

[Cherie]

Lol. Love this idea. You've done such a great job with your thread Cherie. I'm quaking in my boots :joker:

I'm here for a landslide and to wipe out positivity Kate! and Resident Evil Mystic Mock :laugh:

[Mystic Mock]

I'm here for a landslide and to wipe out positivity Kate! and Resident Evil Mystic Mock :laugh:

We'll see.:fist::joker:

[Cherie]

Last day of campaigning and then its over to the great TiBB public to make their decision on who they would like to lead them forward for the next week at least, I have one final policy and that is to renationalise TiBB, all utilities will be brought back into TiBB ownership we will put solar panels on the roof of TiBB towers and collect the tears of the banned to provide brown water for plants which will be strategically placed around the forum to provide some shade for those who need to take time out and engage with nature after a hearty debate or playing one of the many games now available on TiBB.. a windturbine will be placed in Serious Debates to capture all the hot air and power the forum .we will plant grass in the under used private chat area for those that need to touch it ..lets make this happen TiBB

[Cherie]

I have given the money tree a final shake down and can confirm that we will be building a new railway linking the North with the South of TiBB at the cost of 900 billion trillion pounds, the work will be complete by the next century

[Cherie]

wTP2RUD_cL0

[Cherie]

Please give me your X today

[joeysteele]

Read and digested.

[Kate!]

Campaign now closed