Crimson Dynamo
06-06-2024, 01:38 PM
https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6660a23098e746660a23098e75.jpg
WASHINGTON, DC — In the wake of a Wall Street Journal article revealing
that President Biden has begun nodding off during meetings, White House
aides have begun putting googly eyes on the President so that he always
looks awake and alert.
White House insiders report that the break-through came after intern Jeff
Denny was reading the comic strip Calvin and Hobbes and came across a
panel where Calvin pretends to be paying attention in class by donning fake
eyes drawn on ping-pong ball halves. "Boss! I've got it!" shouted Denny,
rushing towards the Oval Office. "This will fix everything!"
After hearing Denny's suggestion, White House staff immediately headed
down to the Dollar Store. "We need twenty sets of googly eyes -- and no
questions," said White House aide Kelly Higgins. "Let's see them try to make
fun of Biden now!"
At publishing time, President Biden seemed to look very intently at the new
President of Mexico, but failed to give any official statement aside from the
occasional, "Honk-shoo."
https://babylonbee.com/news/aides-cleverly-paint-eyes-on-bidens-eyelids-so-he-looks-like-hes-paying-attention-during-meetings
WASHINGTON, DC — In the wake of a Wall Street Journal article revealing
that President Biden has begun nodding off during meetings, White House
aides have begun putting googly eyes on the President so that he always
looks awake and alert.
White House insiders report that the break-through came after intern Jeff
Denny was reading the comic strip Calvin and Hobbes and came across a
panel where Calvin pretends to be paying attention in class by donning fake
eyes drawn on ping-pong ball halves. "Boss! I've got it!" shouted Denny,
rushing towards the Oval Office. "This will fix everything!"
After hearing Denny's suggestion, White House staff immediately headed
down to the Dollar Store. "We need twenty sets of googly eyes -- and no
questions," said White House aide Kelly Higgins. "Let's see them try to make
fun of Biden now!"
At publishing time, President Biden seemed to look very intently at the new
President of Mexico, but failed to give any official statement aside from the
occasional, "Honk-shoo."
https://babylonbee.com/news/aides-cleverly-paint-eyes-on-bidens-eyelids-so-he-looks-like-hes-paying-attention-during-meetings