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Ammi
18-06-2024, 09:50 AM
…so inspired by Swan’s forum injection of horror movie enthusiasm and because we haven’t had a Buzzquiz for a little while…which stereotyped horror movie character would you be…?…

https://www.buzzfeed.com/tea-pop/which-horror-movie-stereotype-are-you-437dpwvuoc

…for me…

The Jock That Everyone Wishes Had Lived
You’re dead. But on the bright side, we really wish you weren’t. You’re buff as hell and hot AF, and you have a brain to match your brawn. With that combination, you should’ve made it but took a launched kettlebell to the face while you were hiding out in the indoor activities building. Rest in peace, Hot Jock. You’ll be missed.

Niamh.
18-06-2024, 09:58 AM
The Surprisingly Resourceful Stoner
Of all people, how do you make it out alive? Luckily for you, those herbs you swear you have a prescription for had you super paranoid and in your head, so you hoofed it back to the nearest gas station at the first sign of danger. If this were an actual movie, you’d be the one to make a killer playlist for the road trip to camp. The audience loves you, Stoner, but your butchered friends? Yeah... not so much.

Crimson Dynamo
18-06-2024, 10:09 AM
https://img.buzzfeed.com/store-an-image-prod-us-east-1/NtmT47bma.png?output-format=auto&output-quality=auto

The Surprisingly Resourceful Stoner

Gusto Brunt
18-06-2024, 10:19 AM
Dracula - simply because whenever I have a nightmare, it's always about vampires. :p

https://cdn.domestika.org/c_limit,dpr_auto,f_auto,q_80,w_820/v1485195189/content-items/001/837/378/CHRISTOPHER_LEE_DRACULA__-original.jpg?1485195189

Beso
18-06-2024, 10:19 AM
The Stupid-Hot Camp Counselor
The title might may seem self-explanatory, but you’re more than just a piece of meat to drool over. Nah, only joking. But, hey, at least you’ve got enough jokes to provide some comedic relief. Despite the fact that you had a gratuitous nude scene and have been dragged through hell and back, you survive the night by torching the killer with your trusty lighter and a box of end-of-summer fireworks which distracts him long enough for you to get in your car and get the ***** outta town.

bots
18-06-2024, 10:21 AM
I'm the axe wielding maniac

https://img.buzzfeed.com/store-an-image-prod-us-east-1/WkDEMnvgO.png?output-format=auto&output-quality=auto

Ray.
18-06-2024, 10:37 AM
The Backstabbing Friend
You’re the most gutless boob to have ever starred in a campy horror flick. At every chance that presents itself, you run and abandon each of your friends, leaving a trail of snot and tears behind you. What hurts most, though, is the fact that you had the potential to be one of the greatest survivors. The audience doesn’t blame the killer for impaling you on a tree branch and roasting you over a campfire because – let’s face it – you deserve it, coward.

This is all because I picked "The Stroke" by Billy Squier.

Btw, Buzzfeed, Halloweeen is not an eighties slasher, you noobs.

Crimson Dynamo
18-06-2024, 10:55 AM
I'm the axe wielding maniac

https://img.buzzfeed.com/store-an-image-prod-us-east-1/WkDEMnvgO.png?output-format=auto&output-quality=auto

Ok Bots but can you do the quiz now?