TiBB Hotseat 2024 - Mystic Mock…

[Ammi]

3 TiBB members (so far…) 1 TiBB Hot Seat and everything that you’ve ever wanted to know from the forum’s (only?) Birmingham City fan - MYSTIC MOCK

You all ask the questions and Mock will give his unique Mystic answers…

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[Ammi]

…if you were an animal, Mock…which animal would you be…?….

[Ammi]

…the best Birmingham City match they’ve ever played…?….

[Ammi]

…your favourite part of the day…morning/afternoon/evening…?…

[Ammi]

…your most annoying celebrity…?…

[Ammi]

…what irritates/annoys you most…?…

[Ammi]

…does money buy happiness…?…

[Ammi]

…watching movies or playing video games…?…

[Barry.]

Favourite movie

[Kate!]

Do you have any psychic abilities

[Beso]

Have you ever kicked a hedgehog?

[Niamh.]

Do you have any pets?

[Niamh.]

Have you ever won anything?

[AnnieK]

What would be your dream job?

[Cherie]

Where will Birmingham City finish in the table this year?

[Cherie]

Who is your tip to win the Championship

[Cherie]

Do you plan to attend any matches

[Cherie]

Are you happy in life?

[GoldHeart]

Favourite colour

[Cherie]

Do you ever plan to meet Joey Steele in person?

[Cherie]

Where do you buy your clothes, and what is your style?

[Ammi]

…have you ever solved any preciously unsolved mysteries…?…

[Cherie]

Hairstyle long or short?

[Ammi]

…the celebrities that you would most like to mock…?…

[Cherie]

Eye colour?

[Cherie]

Are you tall?

[Cherie]

Do you play any sport?

[Cherie]

Do you smoke?

[Ammi]

…where in the world would you most like to visit…?…

[Cherie]

Drink alcohol?

[Ammi]

…what’s your dream job…?…

[Cherie]

Tea or Coffee?

[Cherie]

Do you go to the gym or exercise regularly?

[Cherie]

Can you swim?

[bots]

can you name 5 good things about Wayne Rooney?

[AnnieK]

PlayStation or XBox?

[Ammi]

…what’s for dinner, Mock…?…

[Ammi]

…what time are you going to come online, Mock…?…

[Ammi]

…garden gnomes or Christmas tree fairies…?…

[bots]

Do you prefer Scottish or Irish people

[Ammi]

Do you prefer Scottish or Irish people

…poor Mock, he’s still offline trying to fathom what are the 5 good things about Wayne Rooney then you throw him this grenade…

[bots]

…poor Mock, he’s still offline trying to fathom what are the 5 good things about Wayne Rooney then you throw him this grenade…

it's not called the hotseat for nothing :laugh:

[Mystic Mock]

…if you were an animal, Mock…which animal would you be…?….

A Cat.

Because all they have to do is eat and sleep.:laugh:

[Mystic Mock]

…the best Birmingham City match they’ve ever played…?….

The League Cup 2011 Final victory against Arsenal will always go down as my personal favourite.

[Mystic Mock]

…your favourite part of the day…morning/afternoon/evening…?…

I like the evening, it tends to be a bit cooler around that point, as I'm not a heat person.

[Mystic Mock]

…your most annoying celebrity…?…

Good question, I am thinking about it.

I think that I would have to say Andrew Tate.

[Mystic Mock]

…what irritates/annoys you most…?…

It's hard to describe, but I remember Redway understanding what I meant when I've said it to him in the past.

My answer would be toxic positivity (as Redway called it) where some people will act like everything is perfect, but you can tell that it's a facade from the person.

It's an odd answer I know, but people trying to be wholesome individuals just aren't my thing, I have no issues with anyone genuinely being wholesome obviously, but it's the people trying hard to be seen as a "positive" and "lovely" person that really makes me feel awkward to be around that kind of person.

[Mystic Mock]

…does money buy happiness…?…

No.

Family & friends plus any hobbies that you personally enjoy I believe bring more happiness to me personally.

Don't get me wrong though, money is a nice thing to have, but it can't substitute for those three things imo.

[Mystic Mock]

…watching movies or playing video games…?…

I'm a Video Game person 100%

I do like Movies, but I'm probably fitting every negative Video Game fan stereotype.:joker:

[Mystic Mock]

Favourite movie

Either the first Saw Movie or the first Matrix Movie.

Or the first Blade Runner actually, I am going to go for the first Blade Runner.

[Mystic Mock]

Do you have any psychic abilities

Unfortunately not.:bawling:

[Mystic Mock]

Have you ever kicked a hedgehog?

No.:laugh:

I have considered wanting a Hedgehog as a Pet in the past though, but realized that I am not very well trained to handle them lol.

[Redway]

…what irritates/annoys you most…?…

Is your list longer than mine, Mock? Are we really balling out with the little grievances like that?

[Mystic Mock]

Do you have any pets?

Yes.

A Cat named Buffy.

[Mystic Mock]

Have you ever won anything?

Besides the Euro 2024 Prediction League, not really.:laugh:

[Redway]

It's hard to describe, but I remember Redway understanding what I meant when I've said it to him in the past.

My answer would be toxic positivity (as Redway called it) where some people will act like everything is perfect, but you can tell that it's a facade from the person.

It's an odd answer I know, but people trying to be wholesome individuals just aren't my thing, I have no issues with anyone genuinely being wholesome obviously, but it's the people trying hard to be seen as a "positive" and "lovely" person that really makes me feel awkward to be around that kind of person.

Yh, no, toxic positivity is a well-established thing that’s … toxic, Mock. It’s not a weird thing to be annoyed by.

[Mystic Mock]

What would be your dream job?

It would've been a Footballer when I was younger.

Now would probably be a writer whether it be for TV or Movies, but I have a poor attention span.:laugh:

[Mystic Mock]

Where will Birmingham City finish in the table this year?

I think that we'll win the League tbh.

I don't think it'll be easy, but I just think that we're too good for League One with the squad that we've got.

[Mystic Mock]

Who is your tip to win the Championship

I'm going to tip Burnley as Scott Parker is a good Championship Manager imo.

[Mystic Mock]

Do you plan to attend any matches

I have been considering it.

It'll depend on what our financial situation is like throughout the season, but I have got my eyes on going.

[Mystic Mock]

Are you happy in life?

In general I am a happy person.

I do have a couple of regrets about how I have essentially wasted my life in certain areas, and I do miss my Mom.

But I still feel like that I'm in a much better position than a lot of people in this world, I have a family that really care about me, so I can't complain too much.

[Mystic Mock]

Favourite colour

For most of my life it used to be red (ironic considering my favourite Football team wears blue.)

But now I would say that I am a blue or black kind of guy, I think that I'm leaning towards black being my answer.

[Mystic Mock]

Do you ever plan to meet Joey Steele in person?

I would be open to the idea.

Especially more recently especially, as I am trying to be more social than my normal standard.

[Mystic Mock]

Where do you buy your clothes, and what is your style?

Sports Direct mainly.

My most recent clothes that I bought probably makes me look like I was attending a Rock concert.:joker:

[Mystic Mock]

…have you ever solved any preciously unsolved mysteries…?…

No.

My intellect isn't that strong unfortunately.:laugh:

[Mystic Mock]

Hairstyle long or short?

I prefer my hair long.

My Dad always wants my hair to be short though, so I think that I know his preference.:joker:

[Mystic Mock]

…the celebrities that you would most like to mock…?…

Gal Gadot or Margot Robbie.

I will say Gal Gadot.

[Mystic Mock]

Eye colour?

I have blue eyes.

[Mystic Mock]

Are you tall?

I'm reasonably tall, my Brother is taller though.

But I think that I'm between 5'11 to a 6 in inches.

[Mystic Mock]

Do you play any sport?

Not nowadays.

When I was a kid I was okay at Field Hockey.

[Mystic Mock]

Do you smoke?

No.

Tbh I have never had the desire too, Junk food and gambling are my biggest dangers.:joker:

[Mystic Mock]

…where in the world would you most like to visit…?…

Japan.

I just find their culture fascinating.

[Mystic Mock]

Drink alcohol?

A little bit, but I'm not the biggest in that regard.

[Mystic Mock]

Tea or Coffee?

I'm a Tea person.

I do like both though.

[Mystic Mock]

Do you go to the gym or exercise regularly?

I don't go the Gym, and in general I am not the most physically active person in the world.

I do like to walk around a fair bit though, even if it's just in my own home, I can't just sit on the sofa for the whole day.

[Alf]

Best 3 footballers you've seen in your lifetime watching football.

Honest answers only. No mediocre Birmingham City players.

[Mystic Mock]

Can you swim?

No, I am terrified of the water.:laugh:

[Mystic Mock]

can you name 5 good things about Wayne Rooney?

I'll try.:joker:

1. Phenomenal Footballer
2. He keeps the Brothels going
3. He supports Everton, and they do need all of the help that they can get.:hehe:
4. He had a cool Blues cap when he was our Manager
5. He appears to be a good Dad

[Mystic Mock]

PlayStation or XBox?

I like both, but I'm more of a PlayStation person.

[Mystic Mock]

…what’s for dinner, Mock…?…

Tuna Pasta Bake.

[Mystic Mock]

…what time are you going to come online, Mock…?…

I'm online now.

I just had to be rebooted first.:hehe:

[Mystic Mock]

…garden gnomes or Christmas tree fairies…?…

Christmas Tree Fairies.

Gnomes creep me out.

[Mystic Mock]

Do you prefer Scottish or Irish people

I have family lineage in both countries.:laugh:

If I'm being honest though, I will say Scotland, because they're like the annoying younger sibling that you love deep down, where as Ireland can hold their own with the world.:laugh:

[Mystic Mock]

…poor Mock, he’s still offline trying to fathom what are the 5 good things about Wayne Rooney then you throw him this grenade…

:joker:

[Mystic Mock]

Is your list longer than mine, Mock? Are we really balling out with the little grievances like that?

I can be a real fussy ****er when it comes to people's behaviour.:joker:

People are lucky on here that you don't see that side of me that often, as I freely admit that it's one of my character flaws.

[Mystic Mock]

Best 3 footballers you've seen in your lifetime watching football.

Honest answers only. No mediocre Birmingham City players.

Oh don't worry, it wouldn't be any Blues players.:joker:

Cristiano Ronaldo
Thierry Henry
Didier Drogba

[Zizu]

How do you feel about still being a virgin at 57 ?


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[bots]

I'll try.:joker:

1. Phenomenal Footballer
2. He keeps the Brothels going
3. He supports Everton, and they do need all of the help that they can get.:hehe:
4. He had a cool Blues cap when he was our Manager
5. He appears to be a good Dad

i would add that he is very fond of the elderly :laugh:

[Mystic Mock]

How do you feel about still being a virgin at 57 ?


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I hope to not be a virgin at 57.:laugh:

First though, I have to get to the age of 57.:joker:

[Mystic Mock]

i would add that he is very fond of the elderly :laugh:

:joker:

[Alf]

Oh don't worry, it wouldn't be any Blues players.:joker:

Cristiano Ronaldo
Thierry Henry
Didier DrogbaGood list. I"d definitely have one of those in my top 3. Obviously Cristiano.

Can't argue much against Henry. Fantastic player.

Drogba is a bit more suprising, but again a great player that did the business at the top level.

I'd go with, in no particular order. Maradona and the two Ronaldo''s. Brazilian and Portuguese.

[Mystic Mock]

Good list. I"d definitely have one of those in my top 3. Obviously Cristiano.

Can't argue much against Henry. Fantastic player.

Drogba is a bit more suprising, but again a great player that did the business at the top level.

I'd go with, in no particular order. Maradona and the two Ronaldo''s. Brazilian and Portuguese.

Tbf I have only ever seen two clips of Maradona.

Brazilian Ronaldo was very good imo, as was Roberto Carlos.

[bots]

i saw Maradona when he was 17, playing against Scotland at Hampden. They absolutely battered us and he was sublime. The scottish fans actually clapped and cheered when Maradona scored :laugh:

[Mystic Mock]

i saw Maradona when he was 17, playing against Scotland at Hampden. They absolutely battered us and he was sublime. The scottish fans actually clapped and cheered when Maradona scored :laugh:

Fair play I guess.:laugh:

He forgot what Sport he was meant to be playing when facing England it seems.:joker:

[Alf]

Fair play I guess.:laugh:

He forgot what Sport he was meant to be playing when facing England it seems.:joker:There's a game at Wembley in 1980 against England, I think it was just a friendly. He was still only young then, he was just amazing.

I can't fully remember totally, but I think Englsnd maybe won the game. It was when Kevin Keegan was at his peak and one of the best players in the World.

It was too early for me, but I remember having a video tape of that game. I think it was a video of England games that you could rent from the video shop.

Keegan may have scored the only goal in that, but my memory is cloudy. But Maradona was amazing.

[Cherie]

cheers Mock, I logged on to 17 notifications and though wtf and then realised it was all my questions, I am really sorry to hear about your Mom I feel that we missed out on when she passed away, Moms are special mine has been gone 9 years now and I miss her all the time.

[Mystic Mock]

cheers Mock, I logged on to 17 notifications and though wtf and then realised it was all my questions, I am really sorry to hear about your Mom I feel that we missed out on when she passed away, Moms are special mine has been gone 9 years now and I miss her all the time.

Tbh it's because I still don't know how to multi-quote on the Forum, so apologies for the bombardment of notifications.

And thanks Cherie, and I'm sorry to hear about yours too, because like you've said our Moms our special imo, also from my perspective my Mom taught me how to respect women and people in general.

That's not a slight on my Dad just to clarify, he is great in different ways.

[Mystic Mock]

There's a game at Wembley in 1980 against England, I think it was just a friendly. He was still only young then, he was just amazing.

I can't fully remember totally, but I think Englsnd maybe won the game. It was when Kevin Keegan was at his peak and one of the best players in the World.

It was too early for me, but I remember having a video tape of that game. I think it was a video of England games that you could rent from the video shop.

Keegan may have scored the only goal in that, but my memory is cloudy. But Maradona was amazing.

Oh I'm gathering that Maradona was a great player, the legitimate goal that he scored against England in the Hand Of God match kind of showed it to me imo, it's why it's crazy that he did the Hand Of God moment tbh.

[Zizu]

Oh I'm gathering that Maradona was a great player, the legitimate goal that he scored against England in the Hand Of God match kind of showed it to me imo, it's why it's crazy that he did the Hand Of God moment tbh.


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[Ammi]

…your favourite sandwich filling…?…

[Ammi]

…favourite gift you’ve received….?…

[Ammi]

…birthday or Christmas…?…

[Cherie]

Best ever Christmas gift as a child?

[Ammi]

…mountains or beaches…?…

[Cherie]

sandwiches or wraps?

[Ammi]

…which city/country in the world would you most like to visit…?…

[Cherie]

Chinese or Indian?

[Cherie]

Pizza or Burgers?

[Ammi]

…do you like your eyebrows…?…

[Ammi]

…favourite ever BB housemate…?…

[Ammi]

…least favourite ever BB housemate…?…

[Mystic Mock]

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Impressive.

[Mystic Mock]

…your favourite sandwich filling…?…

Ham.

[Mystic Mock]

…favourite gift you’ve received….?…

Probably one of my many Birmingham City related items.

Followed by a PlayStation or Nintendo Console.

[Mystic Mock]

…birthday or Christmas…?…

I prefer my Birthday as I've gotten older.

It did used to be Christmas as a kid, but for some reason I can't get into it as much anymore.

[Mystic Mock]

Best ever Christmas gift as a child?

Robosapien.

I don't know if you remember them?

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[Mystic Mock]

…mountains or beaches…?…

Beaches.

I'm afraid of heights, so I wouldn't go near a Mountain.:laugh:

[Mystic Mock]

sandwiches or wraps?

Wraps for me.

[Mystic Mock]

…which city/country in the world would you most like to visit…?…

Japan, and my City pick would be Tokyo due to the Gaming hotspots that are there.

[Ammi]

…I don’t know if you have tattoos, Mock…but if you were to have a tattoo…what tattoo would you have…?…

[Mystic Mock]

Chinese or Indian?

Love both, but for me I am going with my love of anything Chow Mein, so my answer is Chinese.

[Ammi]

…what super power would you absolutely not want to have…?…

[Mystic Mock]

Pizza or Burgers?

I'm more of a Pizza guy.

But I do love Burgers as well.

[Cherie]

Robosapien.

I don't know if you remember them?

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Yes we had one two, came across it when we moved last year :laugh:

[Mystic Mock]

…do you like your eyebrows…?…

I'm indifferent to them tbh.

[Mystic Mock]

…favourite ever BB housemate…?…

Citizen Science.:dance:

[Mystic Mock]

…least favourite ever BB housemate…?…

My answer would be Charlie from BB10, I couldn't stand him.:laugh:

[Mystic Mock]

…I don’t know if you have tattoos, Mock…but if you were to have a tattoo…what tattoo would you have…?…

I don't have a Tattoo, but one I would consider would be what Troy Deeney has which is a Birmingham City Tattoo.

I would probably have it done on my arm.

[Mystic Mock]

…what super power would you absolutely not want to have…?…

Spider-Man or Superman's as I hate heights.:laugh:

[Mystic Mock]

Yes we had one two, came across it when we moved last year :laugh:

I bet it must have surprised you when you saw it.:joker:

[Ammi]

…can you name 5 positive things about Cheryl Cole…?…

[Niamh.]

Favourite way to cook an egg

[Mystic Mock]

…can you name 5 positive things about Cheryl Cole…?…

1. She's attractive

2. All of the Girls Aloud group have been really good trying to raise awareness about Breast Cancer since Sarah Harding passed away from that very illness

3. When facing controversy over racism, she actually knuckled down and redeemed her image, instead of allowing herself to become radicalized in Far Right beliefs.

4. It's nice to see someone that had a reasonably successful singing career from the UK that wasn't from London, Manchester, or somewhere near London.

With all due respect to anyone that comes from any of those areas.

5. She took her sacking from American X Factor with dignity.

[Niamh.]

Favourite Pizza topping

[Niamh.]

Favourite movie staring Matt Damon

[Mystic Mock]

Favourite way to cook an egg

I'm not very good at cooking Egg tbh.

But I do like to eat Fried Egg.

[Niamh.]

Favourite Spice Girl

[Niamh.]

What time do you go to bed usually?

[Mystic Mock]

Favourite Pizza topping

Cheese & Onion or Meat Feast.

I'll call it a draw.

[Niamh.]

What time do you get up usually?

[Niamh.]

Favourite item of clothing?

[Niamh.]

Flip flops or sliders in hot weather

[Niamh.]

Fluffy socks or slippers

[Mystic Mock]

Favourite movie staring Matt Damon

I haven't really seen many of his Movies tbh.

But out of the ones that I have seen, I'll pick Happy Feet Two.:laugh:

[Mystic Mock]

Favourite Spice Girl

Different criterias.

Looks - Emma
Talent - Mel C
Personality - Mel B

[Mystic Mock]

What time do you go to bed usually?

My sleep is kind of all over the place tbh.

I try to sleep from around 10PM, but it ends up being broken sleep.:laugh:

[Ammi]

…facial hair or no facial hair…?…

[Mystic Mock]

What time do you get up usually?

Around 5 to 6am on average.

[Ammi]

…is a Jaffa Cake a cake or a biscuit…?..

[Ammi]

…to do you dunk your biscuits in the cuppa…?…

[Mystic Mock]

Favourite item of clothing?

My Socks.

[Ammi]

…favourite movie ever…?…

[Mystic Mock]

Flip flops or sliders in hot weather

I have some Sliders, so I'm going to say Sliders.

[Ammi]

…if you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life…what…?…

[Ammi]

…Joeysteele or stainless steel…?…

[Mystic Mock]

Fluffy socks or slippers

Socks.

Although I do like my Slippers in the Winter.

[Mystic Mock]

…facial hair or no facial hair…?…

I currently have facial hair that makes me look like Jake Davison.

But I tend to prefer it being shorter, that's why I'm planning on having it trimmed soon.

I couldn't actually go by with no facial hair though, as every stranger ends up thinking that I'm underage when trying to buy Alcohol.:joker:

[Mystic Mock]

…is a Jaffa Cake a cake or a biscuit…?..

To me they're Biscuits.

[Mystic Mock]

…to do you dunk your biscuits in the cuppa…?…

I love dipping Cookies in Tea.:drool:

[Niamh.]

Top bunk or bottom bunk

[Mystic Mock]

…favourite movie ever…?…

I'll go for the original Blade Runner.

[Niamh.]

Would you prefer to have a good singing voice or be a good dancer?

[Mystic Mock]

…if you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life…what…?…

Tough question.

Probably Plug In Baby by Muse.

[Mystic Mock]

…Joeysteele or stainless steel…?…

Good old Joey of course.:dance:

[Mystic Mock]

Top bunk or bottom bunk

Bottom bunk.

[Mystic Mock]

Would you prefer to have a good singing voice or be a good dancer?

Singing voice, I actually would love to be able to sing, but I make Wagner off The X Factor sound like Adele in comparison.:joker:

[Niamh.]

Favourite cake

[Niamh.]

Favourite TV Show when you were a child

[Mystic Mock]

Favourite cake

Chocolate.

[Mystic Mock]

Favourite TV Show when you were a child

I was a weird child, but my answer would be Battlestar Galactica.

I got hooked on trying to figure out how the Cylons worked, and who they all were.

[Niamh.]

Horror movie the scared you the most

[Niamh.]

Comedy that made you laugh the most

[Mystic Mock]

Horror movie the scared you the most

Probably the first Grudge Film starring Sarah Michelle Gellar.:laugh:

For some reason the part up in the Attic makes me scared every time.

[Mystic Mock]

Comedy that made you laugh the most

Are we counting animated? Because if so then I'm saying Family Guy.

If it's non-Animated, my answer would be Parks & Recreation.

[Niamh.]

Have you seen the Harry Potter films and if so which is your favourite?

[Niamh.]

If you could go anywhere in the world for a holiday where would you go?

[Mystic Mock]

Have you seen the Harry Potter films and if so which is your favourite?

I have seen all of them, although not in a long time.

My favourite was probably Prisoner Of Azkaban or Chamber Of Secrets.

[Mystic Mock]

If you could go anywhere in the world for a holiday where would you go?

Japan.

Although Italy would be my backup choice due to their food and historical sights.

[Ammi]

…in a Time Machine…which time/place would you travel to…?…

[Ammi]

…Bill or Ted…who had the most excellent adventure…?…

[Ammi]

…do you think Keanu Reeves is The One, in your opinion…?…

[Mystic Mock]

…in a Time Machine…which time/place would you travel to…?…

Probably Rome or Feudal Japan.

Or maybe try and figure out who Jack The Ripper was.

One of them three options for me.

[Mystic Mock]

…Bill or Ted…who had the most excellent adventure…?…

I'll say Ted, as I like Keanu Reeves as an Actor.

[Mystic Mock]

…do you think Keanu Reeves is The One, in your opinion…?…

I do.