3 men on a boat.

[Beso]

3 men on a boat have 4 cigarettes but nothing to light them!

How do they light them?

[Niamh.]

They get off the boat and ask someone for a light

[Beso]

No...the boat isnt near land.

[Oliver_W]

They pull the seat plank up and break it in half.

They put the two halves together to make a whole.

They climb through the hole and escape.

[Niamh.]

No...the boat isnt near land.They ask the woman for a light

[Ray.]

3 men on a boat have 4 cigarettes but nothing to light them!

How do they light them?

They rub their three sticks together

[Benjamin]

I actually know the answer to this :laugh:

If they toss one cigarette over board it makes the boat a cigarette lighter

[Beso]

I actually know the answer to this :laugh:

If they toss one cigarette over board it makes the boat a cigarette lighter

Googling is cheating.

[Beso]

They rub their three sticks together

No, that would be a 3 way docking session, and sailors don't have time for that.

[Benjamin]

Googling is cheating.

:nono:

[Benjamin]

No, that would be a 3 way docking session, and sailors don't have time for that.

They bloody well do :idc:

[Ray.]

No, that would be a 3 way docking session, and sailors don't have time for that.

They do when it's eight bells. :hehe:

[Oliver_W]

Googling is cheating.
Why ask the question if a correct answer must have been reached via cheating?

They rub their three sticks together

https://jamiedaysblog.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/williams.jpg?w=208&h=208

[Beso]

:nono:

You could have waited for a bit..

But oh, no...mr premature strikes again.

Anyway, what's the next puzzle to solve to keep the thread going?

Mr clever brouges

[Beso]

Why ask the question if a correct answer must have been reached via cheating?



https://jamiedaysblog.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/williams.jpg?w=208&h=208



Oh get off my back, don't think I've not noticed your snidey ways lately.

[Benjamin]

You could have waited for a bit..

But oh, no...mr premature strikes again.

Anyway, what's the next puzzle to solve to keep the thread going?

Mr clever brouges

That’s why I spoilered it. :nono:

[Benjamin]

It's more powerful than God.
It's more evil than the devil.
The poor have it.
The rich need it.
If you eat it, you'll die.
What am I?

[Cherie]

white bread :worry:

[Benjamin]

white bread :worry:

:laugh: No.

[Ammi]

…Twitter…?…X-site…

[Beso]

It's more powerful than God.
It's more evil than the devil.
The poor have it.
The rich need it.
If you eat it, you'll die.
What am I?

Gohnaria

[Mystic Mock]

Cause friction?

Basically they all rub their Cigarettes up against each other.

[Alf]

It's more powerful than God.
It's more evil than the devil.
The poor have it.
The rich need it.
If you eat it, you'll die.
What am I?Nothing or as we say up North, Nowt

[Oliver_W]

It's more powerful than God.
It's more evil than the devil.
The poor have it.
The rich need it.
If you eat it, you'll die.
What am I?
Idle hands?

:hehe:

[Beso]

Cause friction?

Basically they all rub their Cigarettes up against each other.

We've kinda had that already..it wasnt nice then, and it's not nice now.:hee:

[Beso]

At the beginning you wont see me. Near the end playing bowls you cant miss me..


I'm a bowling playing, old mans testicles...

Sorry, I popped into the local bowling club for a pint this morning, and that's all I saw through the chinos

[Benjamin]

Nothing or as we say up North, Nowt

:clap1: