Would you rather BE or HAVE...

[Oliver_W]

... A pre-masticator?

King George III had trouble chewing his food, so he had a servant whose job it was to chew his food and spit it out, so he could eat it easier.

[Niamh.]

Be obviously, you don't have to eat his chewed food, he actually has to eat yours

[thesheriff443]

I’ve said it before
There is a tribe/community in which the women has to chew her husband’s food before he eats it