BB 2024 Quotes Thread

[Holly Christmas]

Please post any memorable, funny or dramatic etc quotes from the various housemates throughout the series.

Let's keep a record.

[Holly Christmas]

Emma about Lily. I wish she would just fall asleep or be bound and gagged

[Adamw92]

“Sometimes I just feel so old” - Ali

Never have truer words been spoken.

[In the Drunk Tank]

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- Lily (2024)

[Parmy]

I swear on my rabbits life.

https://images.app.goo.gl/fpcohgDK1a6ujiny6

[Christmas Lights]

When Emma said " That's right let the old woman die" :joker:

When she didn't get chosen by Martha as a housemate

[Holly Christmas]

Emma

"where the Fck is coconut bay , we're supposed to be in
coconut eye land "

[Christmas Lights]

Emma

"where the Fck is coconut bay , we're supposed to be in
coconut eye land "

My favourite quote :joker:

[Holly Christmas]

My favourite quote :joker:

Yass, she's a comedy genius eh?

:love:

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Lily: Of all the imaginary friends I've had, I don't think there was one that I didn't end up having to kill.

[The Human Santapede]

Marcello to Sarah - “You smell like periods and tea”.

[Parmy]

Ryan to martha...you look like you've been kicked through a charity shop.

[The Human Santapede]

Khaled about Martha on the wind turbine task “can you blow for England”.

Emma “I can”.

[Lostie!]

"He's starting to get on my tits. And he's starting to get on other people's tits. Even people who don't have tits"

[The Human Santapede]

It’s giving

[Parmy]

Daze.

"There are millions of people suffering from starvation everyday"

"Ooo, I cant wait to tuck into a big fat juicy steak"

[GlitterUK]

Lily "Can I come to your house?"
Dean "Of course you can, I won't open the door though"

[The Human Santapede]

Lily "Can I come to your house?"
Dean "Of course you can, I won't open the door though"

:joker:

[GlitterUK]

Emma on the live feed when talking about groups within the house when sat with Rosie, Nathan and Dean.

"what a f-ing short straw I've got ....this is my group"

[GlitterUK]

Nathan under the covers in Sarah's bed with Emma (Sarah in the loo) hiding from Sarah and ready to scare her when she comes back.

Nathan: I can't breathe!
Emma: Breathing is over-rated.

[The Human Santapede]

Sarah after completing the electric shock task - “Suck my ratty arse”

[Garfie]

Sarah after completing the electric shock task - “Suck my ratty arse”

Whilst stood on her hands with her ratty arse stuck up in the air! :laugh:

[Christmas Lights]

Whilst stood on her hands with her ratty arse stuck up in the air! :laugh:

I'm dead :skull: :joker:, Sarah is becoming one of my favourites now.

[Garfie]

I'm dead :skull: :joker:, Sarah is becoming one of my favourites now.

:laugh: She’s beginning to win me round too, and I would never have predicted that! That ratty arse moment made me chuckle so much though. :laugh:

I’m assuming your comment means you were able to catch up? I’m itching to know what you thought!?

[Christmas Lights]

:laugh: She’s beginning to win me round too, and I would never have predicted that! That ratty arse moment made me chuckle so much though. :laugh:

I’m assuming your comment means you were able to catch up? I’m itching to know what you thought!?

Yes I finally caught up with both BB & L&L :cheer2::laugh: , where do I start Garfie lol .

Firstly I think Hanah standing her ground was both amusing and great to see. Just as I predicted Ali didn't approach Hanah as she's a coward .

Ali is milking the whole 'Red witch ' drama for everything she can , she's actually dull....and needs this to stay relevant. She probably thinks she'll get her own TV show afterwards. She's delusional.

Segun should have stuck to his guns ,instead of doing a 180 and apologising . It wasn't a joke ...he meant what he said and should have admitted it and owned it .

Dean is another one who wimps out of saying his true feelings...he just walks around acting like he's fed up of the whole 'hoh drama ' in general whilst kissing Ali's bum , the most he got upset was at eating porridge.

Sarah & Marcello chicken gate was entertaining, I like them both. And all I saw was two close friends having an argument which was easily made up afterwards.

The fact these 2 can talk and discuss things afterwards....shows how genuine they both are . Marcello would never have gotten away with cooking a whole chicken :joker: ,him eating bits of it was funny aswell.

Izaaz is lost and seems too deflated , he's just drifting around the house ....he clearly wants to go home.

The rat task was hilarious just for Sarah raging at Lily :laugh: . Nathan was cringe yet again ...now he's trying to scheduled kisses . I agreed with him about Martha,but he's not giving us much to watch either .


I think that's the chunk of what happened and my thoughts,I may have missed some other stuff lol .

[The Human Santapede]

Sarah to Lily - Your photo is giving catch of the day but the catch of the day is catfish

[Lostie!]

Sarah to Lily - Your photo is giving catch of the day but the catch of the day is catfish

I came straight here to post this :joker:

[The Human Santapede]

I came straight here to post this :joker:

:joker: :love:

[FromBB8]

Sarah (or Rosie): We call him the Cockness Monster.
Big Brother: Um... shall we get back to the business in hand?

And, not a quote, but Khaled's face tonight when Segun claimed some people may find him intimidating.

[Lostie!]

Lily: I can't remember what she said but I didn't agree with it

[Ray.]

If I don't want to hear you speak, it's because whatever's coming out your mouth is complete ****in' bullshit! - Hanah with regards to Martha on LF just now. :joker:

If that line isn't in the highlight show, it'll be a damn travesty! :laugh::facepalm:

[Garfie]

Sarah to Lily - Your photo is giving catch of the day but the catch of the day is catfish

:laugh:

[Lostie!]

"Tell her she's Persian"

[The Human Santapede]

"Tell her she's Persian"

:laugh:

[Parmy]

Not a quote..

But not seeing hanah after her morning make up with Marsha in the highlights until the last interlude and it's just her scraping her self down the wall of the hallway to the bedroom.

[Christmas Lights]

Hanah about Martha " I showed her mercy "
:joker:

[Christmas Lights]

Emma to Nathan " They're just talking you simply twat"

Emma roasting Lily's socks " He wouldn't want her with socks like that "

Emma about Martha in the Dr " She has a nasty streak"

Marcello - " I look hideous I look like my mum respectfully"

:joker::joker:

[Ammi]

"Tell her she's Persian"

…I mean, you just can’t write that script…:laugh:..such an iconic quote…

[vesavius]

"They are just talking you simple twat"- The realness that is Emma

[FromBB8]

Khaled: I wanted to be a werewolf. Marcello's the werewolf. I'm a silver dildo.

Emma: You've been kissing Baked Tattie all week. You've had worse in your mouth.

[The Human Santapede]

Hanah- suck my back foot, and lubricate it.

[Ammi]

Hanah- suck my back foot, and lubricate it.

…I know, I need to work that into Hanah’s fan club thread title…:laugh:…

[Lostie!]

"They've barricaded the door and it's a pull door"

[The Human Santapede]

"They've barricaded the door and it's a pull door"

:joker:

[Parmy]

Emma, as dean is on his way to the broken door on his eviction.

"I will pray for your arsehole tonight Dean"

[Parmy]

…I know, I need to work that into Hanah’s fan club thread title…:laugh:…

Ask LT heel know.

[The Human Santapede]

During Sarah’s diary room sit in for sugar where she hasn’t budged after BB’s attempt at awful noises.

BB to Sarah “Knock, Knock”.

Sarah “who’s there?”

BB “ Lily”

-plays Lily screaming on repeat-

[Ammi]

During Sarah’s diary room sit in for sugar where she hasn’t budged after BB’s attempt at awful noises.

BB to Sarah “Knock, Knock”.

Sarah “who’s there?”

BB “ Lily”

-plays Lily screaming on repeat-

…:laugh:…so funny, no pun intended this morning but BB playing their trump card…

[Lostie!]

"Where's Emma?"
"She's in a wall"

[FromBB8]

In addition to the above...

Khaled: You want to be in Coronation Street? You need to do better than that.

Ali: The next time you see me walk through a wall, can you please keep your mouth shut?

[The Human Santapede]

BP to Lily about her tangfastics

Shove them up your twat.

[Parmy]

Sarah

Stop the gloat.

[GlitterUK]

Emma "I've just told Segun he looks like a prostitute"

Lily - "Hump the red witch"

[Ammi]

BP to Lily about her tangfastics

Shove them up your twat.

…so that was a plot twist from BP for sure…

[The Human Santapede]

Hanah to Lily after another rule break by Lily

“**** off you little rat”