The Religious Disciples of Segun: A Fanclub

[Ray.]

Make no mistake, my brothers, the other forum members have already drawn first blood. My question to those of you with any sense Is this: who amongst you also has the courage to stand up and fight against this persecution of Segun and the eventual genocide of us, his loyal disciples?!

Joining this life changing brotherhood comes with only a nominal fee of potentially being ritualistically sacrificed in the hopes that our impure blood might fuel Segun towards winning this competition and ascending to his role as the reincarnation of our Lord Jesus Christ amen.

Do not drink the Kool aid of poisonous lies against our leader Segun. Join us.

The list as it stands:

1. Ray.
2. Ammi
3. GoldHeart
4. Beso
5. Cherie
6. Redway
7. Maru
8. Vivienne

Max was unfortunately sacrificed yesterday by means of extraction of the heart. All succeeding members have moved up a place.

[Ray.]

Stll no love for Segun? That Max knew what was up. Him completely snubbing the republican and presumably heretical Daz was the happiest day of my life.

Max will be the first inductee of the Segun fanclub

1. Ray.
2. Max

Hopefully more will join before long. Because otherwise it's between me and Max for the first rituliastic sacrifice. And if that's the case, then let's face it, guys... It's Max who's going first.

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As the leader of this brotherhood, if I were to die, then all hope for this club would be lost.

[Ammi]

…and on the third day, the Lord said..Let there be a fanclub and there was a fanclub….

…and on the fourth day, the Lord said…Let there be fan members and there were fan members…


…ok, let’s take this journey together and keep Max safe…I’m with you…

[Ray.]

:joker: Ehhhh, good karma for Ammi. :dance:

1. Ray.
2. Max
3. Ammi

[GoldHeart]

I'll join ,he seems cool :wavey:.

[Ray.]

1. Ray.
2. Max
3. Ammi
4. GoldHeart

Starting to genuinely feel like a lot of heretical quasi-religious fringe groups now... Could this be my Jonestown...

[Ray.]

I notice btw that our glorious utopian clubhouse hasn't been added to the roster of fanclubs in the thread finder. You know what that is? Religious persecution!

[Kate!]

Bumping this so Niamh. sees.

[Beso]

Thrust my name up there raymondo.

[GoldHeart]

I still don't understand the dislike they have for Segun on L& L , their words " he's doing too much " . Again they're putting him with Marcello as if they're alike, when Marcello is the love island contestant wannabe ...but whatever :idc: .

[Ammi]

I notice btw that our glorious utopian clubhouse hasn't been added to the roster of fanclubs in the thread finder. You know what that is? Religious persecution!

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[Ray.]

Thrust my name up there raymondo.

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[Abra]

I like him so far, he seems sweet. Not sure why people were being harsh in the early days.

[GoldGlitter]

5991

[madman411]

I don't think I've seen him speak in days. Why doesn't he speak? Bore.

[Ray.]

I don't think I've seen him speak in days. Why doesn't he speak? Bore.

HERESY!

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[GoldHeart]

I don't think I've seen him speak in days. Why doesn't he speak? Bore.

He does speak,but he's not getting much airtime. It seems he's just Khaled's wingman at the moment.

[Ammi]

TONIGHT 👀 TASK TIME – SEGUN IS LEFT ‘TOTALLY OBLIVOUS’

The morning after the eviction, the Housemates get a rude awakening from…. Lily. But they don’t have too much time to be annoyed. Big Brother calls Segun to the Diary Room, as the others are ordered to the lounge where a surprise awaits them. A room full of balloons… It’s task time.

Lily reads out the instructions: “Today’s task… Throughout the day, weird and wonderful things will occur. Your job is to make sure that Segun remains totally oblivious to everything happening in the house. As you can see, the room is filled with balloons. You must pop all the balloons and clear away any evidence before Segun comes out of the diary room.”

Next up, Emma is set a secret mission.

Big Brother: “Emma, do you think Segun is totally oblivious? Emma, you are going to be my woman on the ground for this. When there is another Totally Oblivious task going into the house, Big Brother will tell you through this earpiece. Emma, the next Totally Oblivious task is about to take place in the garden. David Potts is in a pot in the garden… You must make sure Segun does not see Big Brother’s Potts plant. You must get David Potts in a Pot, through the house into the diary room.”

The next secret task is for Marcello to go completely unnoticed while in possession of a gigantic prop chicken. Easier said than done.

Later that day, Emma must get ten of her housemates to join her in the bathroom for ten minutes to bust some moves in Big Brother’s Secret Bathroom Rave.

Will the Housemates succeed in keeping Segun totally oblivious for the whole day?

[Ammi]

…big airtime for Segun…?…

[Ammi]

…where is everybody…?…


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[Ammi]

…where are all of the Mandem fans…we need to send out some scouts or do some canvassing to gain some support for our bredrin…

[Ray.]

…big airtime for Segun…?…

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[Cherie]

Me please

[Ray.]

Me please

Another cool customer added for the black man's Mr Magoo!

[Ray.]

That's another soul saved, ladies and gentlemen!

[Ammi]

…the crowds of disciples are gathering and flooding in after his airtime…praise be…


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[Cherie]

Praise the Lawd Baby Jesus

[Cherie]

Our boy Segun had another great night tonight, his impersonation of his mother was class :laugh:

[Cherie]

Join the Seagulls

[Ray.]

Do we think we should add Vivienne to the fan club now? Or shall we hold off on that?

[Redway]

Meh. Count me in.

[Maru]

Add me please

[GoldHeart]

Our boy Segun had another great night tonight, his impersonation of his mother was class :laugh:

Yeah and Khaled's was pretty funny aswell about his dad :laugh:

[Cherie]

Yeah and Khaled's was pretty funny aswell about his dad :laugh:

Yeah I really like that group of boys together

[Ray.]

Meh. Count me in.

Add me please

Added.

At this rate, we'll be entering double digits before long. :hehe:

[Cherie]

Do we think we should add Vivienne to the fan club now? Or shall we hold off on that?

I think Vivienne would be a great addition, she has unwittingly put Ali on Seguns side :laugh:

[Ray.]

The fan club has spoken!

[Ammi]

…just 4 more disciples and there would be more than Jesus…giving the new Messiah …?…:love:…even other housemate’s loved ones are pledging their devotion for Segun…

[Cherie]

Are you in GH?

[Ammi]

The fan club has spoken!

…build it and it will speak…

[Jordan.]

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[Ammi]

…sometimes the Lord tests us…?..

[Cherie]

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Love him :joker:

[Cherie]

The last word goes to Segun

RIP Martha Man

[Ray.]

I think Segun 's defining quote of the series was said earlier, when they were being prevented from entering the bedroom: 'But I was so close to- UGH!'

[Cherie]

Congrats Segun, 10K richer courtesy of Ali fans :hee::laugh:

[GoldHeart]

Whatever people think of Segun he won 10k :laugh:, he made the right bet :clap1:, he's gone next anyway. So well done to him.

[GlitterUK]

Made up he got the 10k well done Segun.

[GoldHeart]

They should have made it a bigger amount ,so then Ali only wins half .
And I miss the days when the prize money would go down after losing tasks & doing rule breaks.

[GlitterUK]

There would be nothing left. With Lilys rule breaks if the pot went down that would certainly test her friendship with Ali haha.

[Cherie]

Mercy, Mercy :joker:

[Cherie]

Saved :cheer2:

[Maru]

He aint Mr. Perfect but glad he is there longer so we can see what remains of his story. Might be interesting to follow him when he is out.

[arista]

On Live and Late ITV2HD 10PM
they said he hides his true feelings


He should not have been in the Final 6


100% correct.


Why is he in there?

[arista]

He aint Mr. Perfect but glad he is there longer so we can see what remains of his story. Might be interesting to follow him when he is out.


No

[arista]

I'll join ,he seems cool :wavey:.


Wrong


He hides his true feelings

[Maru]

Wrong


He hides his true feelings

Yeah but it riles people up similar to Khaled which is entertaining to me :laugh:

[GoldHeart]

Looks like he's been stitched up with that voice message....yikes ,not sure how I feel about that. But Segun hasn't helped himself,by putting all the flirting at Hanah's door , like he's taking no responsibility.