Penis brusher..

[Mrluvaluva]

..just stop. :yuk:

[thesheriff443]

Some thing as come between us
It’s my massive penis

[Ray.]

Emma's biggest flaw as an HM has been facilitating this showmance every step of the way :laugh:

And I don't agree with the very reaching and very charitable interpretation that she's doing it to expose the fakeness. She's just an older lady trying to live vicariously through the love lives of younger people.

[UserSince2005]

That was the most boring episode I ever watched and it was two days worth of footage?

[jones89]

From BP to PB :joker:

[vesavius]

..just stop. :yuk:

oh, c'mon that was funny :joker::joker:

BP... the brusher of penises :joker:

[Mystic Mock]

..just stop. :yuk:

I don't want an image of BP and Nathan in this scenario.:joker:

Emma's becoming my number one enemy for this.:fist:

[Ammi]

…I wonder whether that quote/descriptive will find a place in one of BP’s erotic writings….50 Shades of Brushing or 50 Brush Shades…

[Niamh.]

Emma's biggest flaw as an HM has been facilitating this showmance every step of the way [emoji23]

And I don't agree with the very reaching and very charitable interpretation that she's doing it to expose the fakeness. She's just an older lady trying to live vicariously through the love lives of younger people.Live vicariously through younger people? Ffs [emoji849]

[Mrluvaluva]

…I wonder whether that quote/descriptive will find a place in one of BP’s erotic writings….50 Shades of Brushing or 50 Brush Shades…

She can do what she likes, I certainly won't be reading it. I am far from being a prude, but it all just got a bit descriptive about the way it had happened. Emma was egging the conversation on. Suddenly there was an image in my head and I found myself thinking Noooo! Stop! I don't want to know!

[Mrluvaluva]

Live vicariously through younger people? Ffs [emoji849]

I'm pretty sure Emma has a healthy sex life of her own. :wink:

[Ray.]

Oh, sorry.

[Mrluvaluva]

Oh, sorry.

Don't be sorry Ray. We all see things differently sometimes.

[thesheriff443]

She can do what she likes, I certainly won't be reading it. I am far from being a prude, but it all just got a bit descriptive about the way it had happened. Emma was egging the conversation on. Suddenly there was an image in my head and I found myself thinking Noooo! Stop! I don't want to know!

Sounds like you would die if you saw an actual penis

[Mrluvaluva]

Sounds like you would die if you saw an actual penis

I do have my own you know...I think I will live another day.

[thesheriff443]

I do have my own you know...I think I will live another day.

Maybe stick to antique road show

[Mrluvaluva]

Maybe stick to antique road show

Ok Sheriff. Thanks for the advice. I'll get out of Dodge City.

[thesheriff443]

Ok Sheriff. Thanks for the advice. I'll get out of Dodge City.

Just me being my usual friendly helpful self

[arista]

Some thing as come between us
It’s my massive penis


Yes they lay close together a lot
so it is bound to pop up

[Mystic Mock]

Sounds like you would die if you saw an actual penis

Do you want to see Nathan's penis? Or think about it?:laugh:

[thesheriff443]

Do you want to see Nathan's penis? Or think about it?:laugh:

I wouldn’t run away screaming if I did see it

And the the way it was being discussed in that episode was more of a p1ss take than sexual

[Niamh.]

I'm pretty sure Emma has a healthy sex life of her own. :wink:

Yeah she doesn't strike me as the type to have to live through other people, she's not quite dead yet....

[Ammi]

…it’s strange because I’ve yo yo’d a bit with Emma and one of the things has been her focus in their ‘romance’…but yesterday and with that comment, it was the first time that I really felt that it was all more of a joke…it did have that thing of NO, MAKE IT STOP PLEASE, I agree with the OP….but it also just brushed last me as well…(…no pun intended…)…because the concern for Hanah and the hardship she’s enduring kind of overshadowed the whole show for me…I’m trying to work out if it’s possible to get any food parcels to her…

[caprimint]

The way they all talk about sexual things constantly gives me high school vibes :skull:

[Maru]

And we all thought it was just Marcello. I think this house just has a potty mouth overall.

[bots]

i think it's simply the way emma amuses herself. Life in the house is pretty boring, so embarrassing the hell out of people keeps her occupied

[Mrluvaluva]

Just me being my usual friendly helpful self

Well thank you kindly. You're so....thoughtful.

[GoldHeart]

That's the millionth time we've had to listen to Nathan's private bits get discussed .

Like why is Emma always bringing it up ,but Marcello is the sex mad one right?? ...hmm :whistle: .

Non of us want to hear about BP brushing Nathan's penis.

[GoldHeart]

She can do what she likes, I certainly won't be reading it. I am far from being a prude, but it all just got a bit descriptive about the way it had happened. Emma was egging the conversation on. Suddenly there was an image in my head and I found myself thinking Noooo! Stop! I don't want to know!

Just remember the flack and reputation Marcello gets for 'sexual talk' , but for some reason this type of conversation is seen as ' funny'. I knew all the housemates talked crude stuff all along. But they're trying to act like it's all marcello.

And none of us need an image of Nathan & BP brushing anything :bored: .

[GlitterUK]

This is going to be one of them threads guests read in years to come and new members think WTF...