The 6 day Festive Challenge. Starts today.

[Holly Christmas]

Ok so it's a bit late in the day to start with but I've only just thought of the idea!

Starting today, you should post each of the following things on the correct day. Update your post each day to include that days item. So when it finishes on 6th December you'll have a list of 6 things. Got it?

1st December : Post a Christmas Carol
2nd December : Post an 80s Christmas Song
3rd December : Post a Christmas poem
4th December : Post a 90s Christmas song
5th December : Post a Christmas advert
6th December : Post a Noughties Christmas Song

[Holly Christmas]

1st December
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[The Human Santapede]

We all know of Rudolph and his shining nose
And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow
But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
`Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns

A present from down below
Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!"
He's seen the love inside of you
`Cause he's a piece of poo

Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish brown
(Mmmmhmmm!)
But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve
He might come to your town!

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore, vicariously he loves you!

I can make a Mr. Hankey too! (Pffffft)

Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho!

I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Seasons Greetings to all of you!
Let's sing songs and dance and play
Now before I melt away.

Here's a game I like to play
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
Howdy ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas Time has come!

Singers: Sometimes He's runny
Sometimes he's firm
Sometimes he practically water.
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
And wont fall in the toilet
'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter
And he wont drop off .. and so you shake your ass around
And try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does.

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
When Christmas leaves he must leave too.
Flush him down but he's never gone
His smell and his spirit linger on.

Howdy Ho!

[Holly Christmas]

That's not a Carol Benjammin

[The Human Santapede]

That's not a Carol Benjammin

It’s a modern day carol. Don’t be so unfestive. :fist:

[Holly Christmas]

It’s a modern day carol. Don’t be so unfestive. :fist:

:joker: OK then.

[Time to Sleigh]

Ooh I like this idea

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Does this count?

[Holly Christmas]

Ooh I like this idea

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Does this count?

Oh yes absolutely.

[Christmas Lights]

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[In the Drunk Tank]

We all know of Rudolph and his shining nose
And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow
But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
`Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns

A present from down below
Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!"
He's seen the love inside of you
`Cause he's a piece of poo

Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish brown
(Mmmmhmmm!)
But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve
He might come to your town!

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore, vicariously he loves you!

I can make a Mr. Hankey too! (Pffffft)

Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho!

I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Seasons Greetings to all of you!
Let's sing songs and dance and play
Now before I melt away.

Here's a game I like to play
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
Howdy ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas Time has come!

Singers: Sometimes He's runny
Sometimes he's firm
Sometimes he practically water.
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
And wont fall in the toilet
'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter
And he wont drop off .. and so you shake your ass around
And try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does.

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
When Christmas leaves he must leave too.
Flush him down but he's never gone
His smell and his spirit linger on.

Howdy Ho!

I remember singing along to this in Church as a young lad :flutter:

[In the Drunk Tank]

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[Cherry Christmas]

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[The Human Santapede]

Day 2 - 80s Xmas song

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[Zizu]

Ok so it's a bit late in the day to start with but I've only just thought of the idea!

Starting today, you should post each of the following things on the correct day. Update your post each day to include that days item. So when it finishes on 6th December you'll have a list of 6 things. Got it?

1st December : Post a Christmas Carol
2nd December : Post an 80s Christmas Song
3rd December : Post a Christmas poem
4th December : Post a 90s Christmas song
5th December : Post a Christmas advert
6th December : Post a Noughties Christmas Song


What happens on the 7th December ?


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[Holly Christmas]

What happens on the 7th December ?


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Nothing :hugesmile:

[Cherry Christmas]

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[The Human Santapede]

What happens on the 7th December ?


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Christmas is cancelled.

[Cherry Christmas]

What happens on the 7th December ?


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Any members with names beginning with Z will be frogmarched to TiBB Towers

[The Human Santapede]

Any members with names beginning with Z will be frogmarched to TiBB Towers

Poor Zambezi-Riverdance

[Cherry Christmas]

Poor Zambezi-Riverdance

:laugh:

[Parmy]

Day 2 - 80s Xmas song

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This one

[Time to Sleigh]

Ooh I like this idea

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Does this count?

Day two

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[Christmas Lights]

Day 2

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[Zizu]

Any members with names beginning with Z will be frogmarched to TiBB Towers


Again ????


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[The Human Santapede]

Day 3 - Xmas Poem

We all know of Rudolph and his shining nose
And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow
But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
`Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns

A present from down below
Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!"
He's seen the love inside of you
`Cause he's a piece of poo

Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish brown
(Mmmmhmmm!)
But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve
He might come to your town!

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore, vicariously he loves you!

I can make a Mr. Hankey too! (Pffffft)

Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho!

I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Seasons Greetings to all of you!
Let's sing songs and dance and play
Now before I melt away.

Here's a game I like to play
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
Howdy ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas Time has come!

Singers: Sometimes He's runny
Sometimes he's firm
Sometimes he practically water.
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
And wont fall in the toilet
'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter
And he wont drop off .. and so you shake your ass around
And try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does.

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
When Christmas leaves he must leave too.
Flush him down but he's never gone
His smell and his spirit linger on.

Howdy Ho!

[Holly Christmas]

Lol Benjamin :joker:

[Holly Christmas]

Day 3

A chubby little snowman
had a carrot nose.
Along came a bunny,
and what do you suppose?

That hungry little bunny,
looking for some lunch,
Grabbed that snowman's nose,
Nibble, nibble, crunch!

[The Human Santapede]

Day 3

A chubby little snowman
had a carrot nose.
Along came a bunny,
and what do you suppose?

That hungry little bunny,
looking for some lunch,
Grabbed that snowman's nose,
Nibble, nibble, crunch!

Along came Santa, seeing that bunny,
And said ‘you’d be so good in my tummy’
He popped the bunny in a Xmas stew,
And said merry Christmas to me and you.

[Cherry Christmas]

Day 3 - Xmas Poem

We all know of Rudolph and his shining nose
And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow
But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
`Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns

A present from down below
Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!"
He's seen the love inside of you
`Cause he's a piece of poo

Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish brown
(Mmmmhmmm!)
But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve
He might come to your town!

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore, vicariously he loves you!

I can make a Mr. Hankey too! (Pffffft)

Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho!

I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Seasons Greetings to all of you!
Let's sing songs and dance and play
Now before I melt away.

Here's a game I like to play
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
Howdy ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas Time has come!

Singers: Sometimes He's runny
Sometimes he's firm
Sometimes he practically water.
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
And wont fall in the toilet
'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter
And he wont drop off .. and so you shake your ass around
And try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does.

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
When Christmas leaves he must leave too.
Flush him down but he's never gone
His smell and his spirit linger on.

Howdy Ho!

what a stunningly beautiful piece of writing :cheer2:

[Cherry Christmas]

The Caroling Cat
There once was a cat who could sing,
Carols of Christmas, she’d bring.
With a meow and a purr,
In her festive fur,
She’d make the holiday bells ring.

[Christmas Lights]

Day 3

Let there be kindness at Christmas


Let there be kindness at Christmas, for one and all,
Let others know the dove of peace has come to call.
Let others see that with you, Christmas can be kind,
Leave spoonsful of joyfulness for others to find.
Distribute your smiles, let them float to those around,
So when the smiles reaches them, happiness is found.

Let there be understanding at Christmas this year,
Let others know that your forgiveness is now here.
Let others see that with you, hate does not belong,
That with you, they will once more find hope and feel strong.
Open up your heart, and let them know that you care,
And that when tomorrow comes, you will still be there.

[Holly Christmas]

Day 3

Let there be kindness at Christmas


Let there be kindness at Christmas, for one and all,
Let others know the dove of peace has come to call.
Let others see that with you, Christmas can be kind,
Leave spoonsful of joyfulness for others to find.
Distribute your smiles, let them float to those around,
So when the smiles reaches them, happiness is found.

Let there be understanding at Christmas this year,
Let others know that your forgiveness is now here.
Let others see that with you, hate does not belong,
That with you, they will once more find hope and feel strong.
Open up your heart, and let them know that you care,
And that when tomorrow comes, you will still be there.

Oh that's an absolutely beautiful sentiment Christmas Spirit xx

[Christmas Lights]

Oh that's an absolutely beautiful sentiment Christmas Spirit xx

:angel::)

[Time to Sleigh]

I missed yesterday's poem round but I hate poems with a passion so I will crack on with 90s Christmas song

The iconic...
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[Christmas Lights]

Day 4

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[Christmas Lights]

Day 5
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[The Human Santapede]

All other Christmas songs can sit down


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[Holly Christmas]

Very good everyone, yes even Ben!

[The Human Santapede]

Very good everyone, yes even Ben!

Even me!? I brought style and high-end Christmas classics to this thread tyvm. :hmph:

[Holly Christmas]

Even me!? I brought style and high-end Christmas classics to this thread tyvm. :hmph:

:you brought something!:

:dog:

[The Human Santapede]

:you brought something!:

:dog:

Not a terrible Christmas Jive though :idc:

[Holly Christmas]

Not a terrible Christmas Jive though :idc:

:joker: you'll get over it!

[The Human Santapede]

:joker: you'll get over it!

I don’t think my ears ever will :(

[Holly Christmas]

I don’t think my ears ever will :(

:joker: awwwww Well I actually loved Duck Tales :hee: I'm certain I placed it 1st or 2nd. Was it 80s...I can check?

[The Human Santapede]

:joker: awwwww Well I actually loved Duck Tales :hee: I'm certain I placed it 1st or 2nd. Was it 80s...I can check?

Yeah, it was 80s.

My fave thing about Duck Tales was playing it on Spotify while watching Strictly jives on mute and seeing them match their dance moves to the Duck Tales tune. I think it was Alexandra Burke’s Jive which made me howl the most. It’s what made me decide to go for it. :joker:


I beg you to listen to Duck Tales whilst watching it.

[Holly Christmas]

Yeah, it was 80s.

My fave thing about Duck Tales was playing it on Spotify while watching Strictly jives on mute and seeing them match their dance moves to the Duck Tales tune. I think it was Alexandra Burke’s Jive which made me howl the most. It’s what made me decide to go for it. :joker:


I beg you to listen to Duck Tales whilst watching it.

I've checked.... I placed Duck Tales 3rd. 4 points.

[Christmas Lights]

Day 6
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[Time to Sleigh]

Bit late as I should have done the advert yesterday...anyway I will always have this as my favourite John Lewis advert. But there is one that I will post soon that I will probably say is one of the best adverts of all time...

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[Time to Sleigh]

So as I said above I will post probably my favourite advert of all time. Here it is. Don't know what it actually had to do with Sainsbury's. But the message of the advert still sticks with me ten years on!

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[Holly Christmas]

Bit late as I should have done the advert yesterday...anyway I will always have this as my favourite John Lewis advert. But there is one that I will post soon that I will probably say is one of the best adverts of all time...

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So as I said above I will post probably my favourite advert of all time. Here it is. Don't know what it actually had to do with Sainsbury's. But the message of the advert still sticks with me ten years on!

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Both those are wonderful thank you x

[Livia]

So as I said above I will post probably my favourite advert of all time. Here it is. Don't know what it actually had to do with Sainsbury's. But the message of the advert still sticks with me ten years on!

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My favourite Christmas ad too. Thanks for reminding me.

[Time to Sleigh]

My favourite Christmas ad too. Thanks for reminding me.

Absolutely sobbing watching it again

[Time to Sleigh]

Anyway I'll post a 00s Xmas song. Granted it's a cover but it's cheesy and I love it

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[Christmas Lights]

So as I said above I will post probably my favourite advert of all time. Here it is. Don't know what it actually had to do with Sainsbury's. But the message of the advert still sticks with me ten years on!

NWF2JBb1bvM

One of the most memorable Christmas ads :love: .

[Holly Christmas]

Anyway I'll post a 00s Xmas song. Granted it's a cover but it's cheesy and I love it

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Oh I've never heard this version. I'll listen right now.