If you could change career, what would you do?

[Benjamin]

I’d be a forest/park ranger, or specialise in boutique floristry and plants and have my own business.

[Alf]

Porn star

[Crimson Dynamo]

far left grifter on ITV

[Mystic Mock]

Porn star

Hell yeah!:dance:

For me I would have loved to have either been a Guitarist for a Rock Band, a Footballer, or a Video Game developer.

Sadly I didn't have the talent for any of them.:joker:

A TV Writer was another passion of mine, until I realized that I would have no real creative say on how I want my story to be presented.

[Beso]

Long distance lorry driver.

[AnnieK]

Forensic scientist

[Cherie]

Long distance lorry driver.

Go for it, its an indemand job, I worked with a Head teacher who packed in teaching in his early 50s and changed to lorry driving, he is back teaching now but he had a good few years on the road and loved it

https://www.hgvt.co.uk/hgv-licence-cost-check-ppc-v1-lp/?infinity=ict2~net~gaw~cmp~175837274~ag~1015273387 4~ar~724153194404~kw~hgv%20driving%20course~mt~p~a cr~1589152435&infinity=ict2~net~gaw~ar~724153194404~kw~hgv%20dri ving%20course~mt~p~cmp~HGV%20Course~ag~hgv%20drivi ng%20course&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=175837274&gbraid=0AAAAAD7RFP7eseO6LsiMMjkIwAIdOvRZm&gclid=CjwKCAjw6ZTCBhBOEiwAqfwJd5goV7xyVOHXRzhOFG3K N_xqJgeBO3CoegnkHTgf-sTfjtfbtI3xYhoCRTMQAvD_BwE

[Cherie]

I have never had a passion to do anything, I am enjoying semi retirement though :laugh:

[Beso]

Go for it, its an indemand job, I worked with a Head teacher who packed in teaching in his early 50s and changed to lorry driving, he is back teaching now but he had a good few years on the road and loved it

https://www.hgvt.co.uk/hgv-licence-cost-check-ppc-v1-lp/?infinity=ict2~net~gaw~cmp~175837274~ag~1015273387 4~ar~724153194404~kw~hgv%20driving%20course~mt~p~a cr~1589152435&infinity=ict2~net~gaw~ar~724153194404~kw~hgv%20dri ving%20course~mt~p~cmp~HGV%20Course~ag~hgv%20drivi ng%20course&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=175837274&gbraid=0AAAAAD7RFP7eseO6LsiMMjkIwAIdOvRZm&gclid=CjwKCAjw6ZTCBhBOEiwAqfwJd5goV7xyVOHXRzhOFG3K N_xqJgeBO3CoegnkHTgf-sTfjtfbtI3xYhoCRTMQAvD_BwE




I doubt my colon could handle it.

[Dogeatdog]

It would be either music production or a job in wildlife conservation as I love animals.

[Livia]

Physio for the England Rugby XV.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Physio for the England Rugby XV.

https://d39rs7grvg2c8a.cloudfront.net/images/80512.jpg

[Livia]

You KNOW that's not what I meant, Crimson Dynamo !

[Benjamin]

:joker:

[Vicky.]

I would like to be a midwife

[Crimson Dynamo]

I would like to be a midwife

When you arrive at each house you could say

Hi, my name is Vicky.. a Midwife at your cervix!"

:douf:

[Cherie]

When you arrive at each house you could say

Hi, my name is Vicky.. a Midwife at your cervix!"

:douf:

:joker:

[Cherie]

I would like to be a midwife

Like Parmy (apart from his colon) that is very doable as well, think the NHS is crying out for Midwives

[Cherie]

I doubt my colon could handle it.

would you not have a compostable bucket :laugh:

[Gusto Brunt]

Groundsman. :p

https://www.thefa.com/-/media/images/groundmanship-for-your-club.ashx?as=0&dmc=0&thn=0

[Beso]

would you not have a compostable bucket :laugh:

Like a fair lady in every town?

[Mystic Mock]

https://d39rs7grvg2c8a.cloudfront.net/images/80512.jpg

:joker:

[Zizu]

I used to dream about being a makeup artist for those page 3 shoots but they never replied to my begging letters … I even offered to pay after suggest working for free fell on deaf ears


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[rusticgal]

A psychologist...

[Oliver_W]

I dunno. A toy maker or carpet fitter or something.

[Beso]

I used to dream about being a makeup artist for those page 3 shoots but they never replied to my begging letters … I even offered to pay after suggest working for free fell on deaf ears


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You could be a fluffer.

[Livia]

You could be a fluffer.

Don't need them now, Beso, with Viagra. Made us all redundant.



I'd like to be filthy rich, Downton Abbey style, lots of servants, dressing for dinner, reclining on some cushions, having a swoon. I reckon it'd take me a couple of weeks to get sick of it.

[Benjamin]

Don't need them now, Beso, with Viagra. Made us all redundant.



I'd like to be filthy rich, Downton Abbey style, lots of servants, dressing for dinner, reclining on some cushions, having a swoon. I reckon it'd take me a couple of weeks to get sick of it.

I could imagine you as a lady of leisure. Luncheons, organising charity events and drinking lots of lunchtime cocktails. I’d join you.

[Livia]

I could imagine you as a lady of leisure. Luncheons, organising charity events and drinking lots of lunchtime cocktails. I’d join you.

I can see us both pi55ed by high tea.

[Benjamin]

I can see us both pi55ed by high tea.

*by 9am.

[Beso]

Don't need them now, Beso, with Viagra. Made us all redundant.



I'd like to be filthy rich, Downton Abbey style, lots of servants, dressing for dinner, reclining on some cushions, having a swoon. I reckon it'd take me a couple of weeks to get sick of it.



Isn't a fluffer just the person who puts make up on spotty arses.

[Livia]

Isn't a fluffer just the person who puts make up on spotty arses.

No. But frankly, I'd rather do that....

[Beso]

No. But frankly, I'd rather do that....

Fgs..over the years, I've been telling every man woman and dog that I want to be a fluffer.:bawling:

[The Slim Reaper]

Session musician.

[Livia]

Fgs..over the years, I've been telling every man woman and dog that I want to be a fluffer.:bawling:

I just can't see you with your hands on another bloke's junk.