Stu xxx
24-06-2003, 11:17 AM
Just what is it about Steph that makes men (particularly the absent Cameron) go weak at the knees? Could it be because she's actually two-women-in-one asks Sarah-Louise James...
She's been in the House for over a month now, and you must be blind if you haven't noticed that our Steph has two very different sides to her personality.
Not so much a Jekyll and Hyde character as Grease's Sandra Dee/Sandy.
One minute the homely Redditch girl is cleaning for Britain, talking about her dogs and hanging with Cam discussing wooden floorboards (Day 30), the next she's downing lager-cider mixes like there's no tomorrow with Scott and Ray and announcing she's "hardcore" (Day 32).
A domestic goddess through and through, from Day 7 her good girl credentials were plain for all to see. There she was mincing around with a mop and cleaning up after the others' wild drinking sessions - and this was the morning after her own birthday party for goodness sake!
And while she's not exactly 'lousy with virginity' - Steph's been married after all - on Day 18 she was desperate to stress she wasn't a "very sexual creature." While Sissy led a steamy chat about sexy toys, positions and videos, Steph looked like she'd have been happier tucked up in bed with a mug of Horlicks.
She certainly wasn't missing getting mucky under the covers either, she told Sissy.
But before you call this girl straight, take a look at her antics just a few days later.
On Day 21, night of the infamous Chinese meal, where wine and beer flowed 'til the early hours, the pocket-sized housemate was thrusting her loins against the other girls in what Jon termed "hot girl-on-girl" action.
The girl with many faces
She might spend hours carefully de-fluffing her cardies before bedtime (Day 18) and telling her housemates about her love of painting pet portraits (Day 2), but Steph isn't averse to being licked by randy 25-year-old blokes either. She certainly wasn't complaining when Ray stuck his tongue up her armpit on Day 21 anyway.
And the good girl/bad girl mystery has intensified: on the morning of Day 23, Steph's sensitive angelic side was out in force. She'd had her first cry in the early hours of the morning, she'd got up and done some cleaning with Cameron, and then she'd discussed her first period with Tania.
But hours later after she won a place in the Reward Room, all her reserve went out the window! Donning a wig and swing skirt and looking like a mix of her twin alter egos, she did the shake and snack and put the freshness back - if you know what we mean.
A mass of contradictions, on Day 18, she told the housemates the closest she got to a lesbian kiss was when she and her best mate practised kissing techniques on the backs of wooden spoons.
A mere 13 days later and not only is the little minx getting lippy with Nush and Tania, but she's urging the boys to get it on too. "Lip jobs! None of this bulls**t c**p on cheeks!" she yelled in her best dominatrix tones.
Just as you think you've got Steph sussed out, then she goes and confounds you again - Day 32, comparing nipples with Nush = bad girl - Day 32, chiding Gae about loo roll = good girl.
Angel or mischievous little devil? Sandra Dee or Sandee? Sometimes a girl just wants to be both and currently no one's complaining...
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She's been in the House for over a month now, and you must be blind if you haven't noticed that our Steph has two very different sides to her personality.
Not so much a Jekyll and Hyde character as Grease's Sandra Dee/Sandy.
One minute the homely Redditch girl is cleaning for Britain, talking about her dogs and hanging with Cam discussing wooden floorboards (Day 30), the next she's downing lager-cider mixes like there's no tomorrow with Scott and Ray and announcing she's "hardcore" (Day 32).
A domestic goddess through and through, from Day 7 her good girl credentials were plain for all to see. There she was mincing around with a mop and cleaning up after the others' wild drinking sessions - and this was the morning after her own birthday party for goodness sake!
And while she's not exactly 'lousy with virginity' - Steph's been married after all - on Day 18 she was desperate to stress she wasn't a "very sexual creature." While Sissy led a steamy chat about sexy toys, positions and videos, Steph looked like she'd have been happier tucked up in bed with a mug of Horlicks.
She certainly wasn't missing getting mucky under the covers either, she told Sissy.
But before you call this girl straight, take a look at her antics just a few days later.
On Day 21, night of the infamous Chinese meal, where wine and beer flowed 'til the early hours, the pocket-sized housemate was thrusting her loins against the other girls in what Jon termed "hot girl-on-girl" action.
The girl with many faces
She might spend hours carefully de-fluffing her cardies before bedtime (Day 18) and telling her housemates about her love of painting pet portraits (Day 2), but Steph isn't averse to being licked by randy 25-year-old blokes either. She certainly wasn't complaining when Ray stuck his tongue up her armpit on Day 21 anyway.
And the good girl/bad girl mystery has intensified: on the morning of Day 23, Steph's sensitive angelic side was out in force. She'd had her first cry in the early hours of the morning, she'd got up and done some cleaning with Cameron, and then she'd discussed her first period with Tania.
But hours later after she won a place in the Reward Room, all her reserve went out the window! Donning a wig and swing skirt and looking like a mix of her twin alter egos, she did the shake and snack and put the freshness back - if you know what we mean.
A mass of contradictions, on Day 18, she told the housemates the closest she got to a lesbian kiss was when she and her best mate practised kissing techniques on the backs of wooden spoons.
A mere 13 days later and not only is the little minx getting lippy with Nush and Tania, but she's urging the boys to get it on too. "Lip jobs! None of this bulls**t c**p on cheeks!" she yelled in her best dominatrix tones.
Just as you think you've got Steph sussed out, then she goes and confounds you again - Day 32, comparing nipples with Nush = bad girl - Day 32, chiding Gae about loo roll = good girl.
Angel or mischievous little devil? Sandra Dee or Sandee? Sometimes a girl just wants to be both and currently no one's complaining...
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