Arista’s Cafe …

[Ammi]

….not really under new management/that bits just shameless fake news and the management could only ever be Arista …the original thread was made by Jessica, though…so in partnership/association with Jessica…:love:…


…almost 15 years since TiBB’s favourite cafe was first opened and 11 years tomorrow since the authorities closed it down for dodgy trading practises or whatever…and with many technically advanced AI aids and props and service improvements…a place to chill and just have a world famous Arista coffee any time of the day…

…Arista welcomes you…


https://static.wixstatic.com/media/c4d352_9486497cf9fd4ee6a8166478cfc0e3e0~mv2.png/v1/fill/w_759,h_800,al_c,q_90,enc_avif,quality_auto/c4d352_9486497cf9fd4ee6a8166478cfc0e3e0~mv2.png


D0NJ-TUGgNM

[Kate!]

First Post!! (After the OP)

Good morning wonderful Tibbfolk. Weather has improved significantly today. In a great mood xx

[AnnieK]

Weather is till shocking here.....:fist:

[Ammi]

…Arista just organising his new staff…

https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/disabled-people-robot-dawn-ver-beta-cafe-orby-lab-japan-6.jpg

[Ammi]

…special open day treat basket for the kids today…Arista being a bit of a hero to the children, obviously…

https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/disabled-people-robot-dawn-ver-beta-cafe-orby-lab-japan-1-5c0e7281198b2__700.jpg

[Cherie]

Do you have any almond crossaints please?

[Parmy]

I saw a dead baby pigeon this morning. The wind had blown it's nest out the tree. Poor thing laying there with its paws up next to it's upside down nest. Made me sad.

[Ammi]

Do you have any almond crossaints please?

…and when you’ve eaten your croissant, it’s a fashion accessory…there is nothing that Arista doesn’t cater for…

https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/Collage-And-Mashup-Art-682dcfacc5762__700.jpg

[Vanessa]

Morning. Lovely weather here in Italy.
Could I have an espresso and a plain croissant please?

[Kate!]

Morning. Lovely weather here in Italy.
Could I have an espresso and a plain croissant please?

Gets Vanessa's order.

[Ammi]

…is that a fully catffienated coffee…?…


https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Homemade-3D-latte-art__605.jpg

[thesheriff443]

I’m looking for hot gossip over a hot chocolate

[Oliver_W]

I saw a dead baby pigeon this morning. The wind had blown it's nest out the tree. Poor thing laying there with its paws up next to it's upside down nest. Made me sad.

Are you asking someone in the cafe to cook it?

[Ammi]

I saw a dead baby pigeon this morning. The wind had blown it's nest out the tree. Poor thing laying there with its paws up next to it's upside down nest. Made me sad.

…it is a very sad thing, I can’t imagine how many nests/baby birds had a similar fate in the stormy winds…

[Crimson Dynamo]

I have just visited this Cafe and had some tea on toast. I also had to make use of the restrooms and frankly I did not appreciate sitting for the duration of my stool movement looking at this graffiti on a nearby airvent. What is the meaning of this?

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/1920xn/p06575f8.jpg

:oh:

[arista]

I have just visited this Cafe and had some tea on toast. I also had to make use of the restrooms and frankly I did not appreciate sitting for the duration of my stool movement looking at this graffiti on a nearby airvent. What is the meaning of this?

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/1920xn/p06575f8.jpg

:oh:



Yes, our staff have cleaned that off,
our manager will now give you Free vouchers
for Free Tea and Toast
for a week.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Yes, our staff have cleaned that off,
our manager will now give you Free vouchers
for Free Tea and Toast
for a week.

:cheer2:

Take that Mayor Khan

[thesheriff443]

27 minutes I’ve been waiting for a bloody hot chocolate

[Ammi]

27 minutes I’ve been waiting for a bloody hot chocolate

…I mean, you ordered it in August but…

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExOW1vczdtc255OGVhcXRoNHA5azIyYWN xc2VzeDZ1eDl5MDRjOGcxOSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfY nlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/1dKrmwfdZL1EF8UF5y/giphy.gif

…(…staff in training, we hadn’t got to perfect hot chocolate guidance yet…)…

[thesheriff443]

…I mean, you ordered it in August but…

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExOW1vczdtc255OGVhcXRoNHA5azIyYWN xc2VzeDZ1eDl5MDRjOGcxOSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfY nlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/1dKrmwfdZL1EF8UF5y/giphy.gif

…(…staff in training, we hadn’t got to perfect hot chocolate guidance yet…)…

I’m very disappointed 😞
Obviously putting profits before performance

[Parmy]

Who wrote **** on my nametag?

[arista]

https://www.bettys.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/6916aab0bdbf69d5fe7ff0b530661c40/s/p/spring-fondant-fancies-box-og-6-2005220-25-v1.jpg


New Brought in
Fondant Fancies Specials
One Free
with every Tea or Coffee


https://www.bettys.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/6916aab0bdbf69d5fe7ff0b530661c40/s/p/spring-fondant-fancies-box-og-6-2005220-25-v3.jpg


Top Quality
at the Arista Cafe

[Vanessa]

….not really under new management/that bits just shameless fake news and the management could only ever be Arista …the original thread was made by Jessica, though…so in partnership/association with Jessica…:love:…


…almost 15 years since TiBB’s favourite cafe was first opened and 11 years tomorrow since the authorities closed it down for dodgy trading practises or whatever…and with many technically advanced AI aids and props and service improvements…a place to chill and just have a world famous Arista coffee any time of the day…

…Arista welcomes you…


https://static.wixstatic.com/media/c4d352_9486497cf9fd4ee6a8166478cfc0e3e0~mv2.png/v1/fill/w_759,h_800,al_c,q_90,enc_avif,quality_auto/c4d352_9486497cf9fd4ee6a8166478cfc0e3e0~mv2.png


D0NJ-TUGgNM

Wow it looks really nice!

[Kate!]

https://www.bettys.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/6916aab0bdbf69d5fe7ff0b530661c40/s/p/spring-fondant-fancies-box-og-6-2005220-25-v1.jpg


New Brought in
Fondant Fancies Specials
One Free
with every Tea or Coffee


https://www.bettys.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/6916aab0bdbf69d5fe7ff0b530661c40/s/p/spring-fondant-fancies-box-og-6-2005220-25-v3.jpg


Top Quality
at the Arista Cafe

Omg that looks utterly delicious

[Kate!]

My waitress shift is over now.

I'm having a piece of that cake.

[arista]

My waitress shift is over now.

I'm having a piece of that cake.


Yes you deserve it.

[Kate!]

Yes you deserve it.

:lovedup:

[arista]

https://www.bettys.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/6916aab0bdbf69d5fe7ff0b530661c40/s/p/spring-fondant-fancies-box-og-6-2005220-25-v3.jpg

[Ninastar]

https://www.bettys.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/6916aab0bdbf69d5fe7ff0b530661c40/s/p/spring-fondant-fancies-box-og-6-2005220-25-v1.jpg


New Brought in
Fondant Fancies Specials
One Free
with every Tea or Coffee


https://www.bettys.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/6916aab0bdbf69d5fe7ff0b530661c40/s/p/spring-fondant-fancies-box-og-6-2005220-25-v3.jpg


Top Quality
at the Arista Cafe

:suspect:

Have you been to Harrogate, Arista?

[Ninastar]

I knew a girl who worked there

She’s dead now :(

[Mystic Mock]

…Arista just organising his new staff…

https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/disabled-people-robot-dawn-ver-beta-cafe-orby-lab-japan-6.jpg

I'd prefer one of these machines to be serving at the cafe.:dance:

https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.0606fa0d028102a5d3b816f7dd044622?rik=wbdXs0bEICe 0%2bQ&pid=ImgRaw&r=0

Or

https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.be72b454a568e3de7743cd0aac70d4da?rik=szShAjiZZ9Q 1Vw&pid=ImgRaw&r=0

Apologies about the size of the first picture.:laugh:

[Ammi]

…I think that you’re going to need a bigger pic, Mock…

[Mystic Mock]

…I think that you’re going to need a bigger pic, Mock…

:joker:

[Ammi]

…the little pigs are taking over cafes in The area…

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[Ammi]

…Arista is very inventive with his breakfast eggs, they’re renowned in the whole street…

https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/BiCia-QhAQA-png__700.jpg

[Parmy]

Full English please, double hash browns and some bubble...table 4

[arista]

:suspect:

Have you been to Harrogate, Arista?



We buy online
Delivery is good


Bulk buying achieves a Discount

[Ninastar]

We buy online
Delivery is good


Bulk buying achieves a Discount

How far do they deliver? Like is it made in other places? I thought it was just a Yorkshire thing so I am intrigued

[Mystic Mock]

I'll go for Toast with a bit of Daddies Brown Sauce please.

[arista]

I'll go for Toast with a bit of Daddies Brown Sauce please.


And a Free Hot Drink,
Sir.

[Mystic Mock]

And a Free Hot Drink,
Sir.

Thanks Arista.:wavey:

[Ammi]

And a Free Hot Drink,
Sir.

Thanks Arista.:wavey:

…only free after you’ve accepted the staff’s dance challenge though, Mock…

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[Ammi]

How far do they deliver? Like is it made in other places? I thought it was just a Yorkshire thing so I am intrigued


…no other cafe offers a drone delivery service like Arista…he’ll deliver anywhere in the world and still guarantee a hot coffee…

[Mystic Mock]

…only free after you’ve accepted the staff’s dance challenge though, Mock…

GURqLrIyjBw

I don't know what to say.:laugh:

[Ammi]

I don't know what to say.:laugh:

…say yes I accept the challenge and then post vids…:laugh:..

[Mystic Mock]

…say yes I accept the challenge and then post vids…:laugh:..

I accept the challenge.:dance:

JGjKD3amJWI

[Ammi]

I accept the challenge.:dance:

JGjKD3amJWI

…:lovedup:…as always you rock, Mock…let me just check the staff handbook, Arista didn’t train us yet on what to do if anyone actually accepted the challenge…

[Mystic Mock]

…:lovedup:…as always you rock, Mock…let me just check the staff handbook, Arista didn’t train us yet on what to do if anyone actually accepted the challenge…

Thanks Ammi.:dance:

I wonder if he'll give out a free stack of Pokemon Cards.:amazed:

[Ammi]

Thanks Ammi.:dance:

I wonder if he'll give out a free stack of Pokemon Cards.:amazed:

…pick a brew and Pikachu…?…

[arista]

https://ecom-su-static-prod.wtrecom.com/images/products/11/LN_974590_BP_11.jpg


We are now Oferring
Quality Waitrose Cake Selection
for a Fiver

[Kate!]

https://ecom-su-static-prod.wtrecom.com/images/products/11/LN_974590_BP_11.jpg


We are now Oferring
Quality Waitrose Cake Selection
for a Fiver


:amazed: I'm on waitress duty and I've sold 12 of these already!

[arista]

:amazed: I'm on waitress duty and I've sold 12 of these already!


The Manager will give you a bonus
tonight, at the end of your shift.

[Ammi]

https://ecom-su-static-prod.wtrecom.com/images/products/11/LN_974590_BP_11.jpg


We are now Oferring
Quality Waitrose Cake Selection
for a Fiver

…it’s always most wise to offer cake away treat boxes for those busy people who don’t have time to sit for a while…:love:…this is why Arista’s Cafe makes all of the dollars…

[Crimson Dynamo]

The Manager will give you a bonus
tonight, at the end of your shift.

I hope Kate does not blow your bonus

https://media.invisioncic.com/Mrangmedia/emoticons/matron.png

[Ammi]

https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/friday-memes-999999999999999999-667c5282dcbd2__700.jpg

[Ammi]

…celebrating Friday breakfasts from across the world/the Aristacultural Cafe…


Turkish breakfast…

https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/kahv-62ecfe5119ac9__700.jpg

[Ammi]

…this is how many do it in the UK…

https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/IMG_20220712_164645_edit_12487520755906-62ed092286d14__700.jpg

[Ammi]

…a Friday breakfast bowl of Germany…

https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/20220806_090338-62ee14c946983__700.jpg

[Ammi]

…and for misses Maru and Ninastar, a breakfast taste of USA…


https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Screenshot_20220805-091354_Google-62ed25de7b378__700.jpg

[Ammi]

…depending on which US state, though…in California they slaughter a mean avacado…

https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/c-c643a1d2-c76b-479d-831f-9734e1691c98-62eeac458b231__700.jpg

[Ammi]

…and Vanessa knows how to celebrate breakfast in Italy…

https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Screenshot_20220806-1532532-62ee6db365b44-png__700.jpg

[Ammi]

…from South Korea…

https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/korean-traditional-dishes-150324828-5bd27b4346e0fb0026d7eb8c-62ee01a84496c__700.jpg

[Ammi]

…and from Ghana…

https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Waakye-13-720x538-62f2cf8843597__700.jpg

[Ammi]

…the best breakfasts are Arista breakfasts…

[Zizu]

The all English wins every time imho


I’m thinking ..,

Bacon ( crispy edged) , well cooked sausages , fried eggs, heinze baked beans, fried/dipped bread ( occasionally a toasted potato waffle )
Heinze Tomato sauce plus HP sauce

Cup of tea ( or two )


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[Ammi]

…Saturday 2 for 1 breakfasts…/…Arista always putting people’s utter bliss-ness before profit…:love:…the people’s cafe…


https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/symmetry-breakfast-food-photography-michael-zee-93__700.jpg

[Ammi]

https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/symmetry-breakfast-food-photography-michael-zee-90__700.jpg

[Ammi]

https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/symmetry-breakfast-food-photography-michael-zee-62__700.jpg

[Ammi]

https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/symmetry-breakfast-food-photography-michael-zee-77__700.jpg

[Ammi]

https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/symmetry-breakfast-food-photography-michael-zee-97__700.jpg

[Parmy]

Can I use the toilet please.

[Ammi]

…Arista’s loo is the people’s loo…:laugh:..

[Parmy]

Parmys poo, is everyone's as well.

[Parmy]

It's a nervous one..golfing in half an hour.

[Ammi]

…don’t be nervous, be confident and rock that green…

[Kate!]

https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/symmetry-breakfast-food-photography-michael-zee-97__700.jpg

:lovedup:

[Parmy]

…don’t be nervous, be confident and rock that green…

I played in grey, badly.

I did however stride confidently.


Here's a ten pound tip for the cleaner. Sorry for the mess.

[Kate!]

Just finished my shift.

[Benjamin]

-pops in for a sleepy time tea-

[Mystic Mock]

I'm just going to talk to the shadowy figure over by the Window.

And I'll have an English Breakfast please.

[Ammi]

I played in grey, badly.

I did however stride confidently.


Here's a ten pound tip for the cleaner. Sorry for the mess.

…the confident stride is the first step to the confident game, I reckon…

…and thank you for the tip, Arista will pass it on to the staff in their weekly bonuses…

[Ammi]

Just finished my shift.

…Arista baked a chocolate cake especially for post shift chill time…

https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/662c8c9f196ba_wk5qilbi835b1__700.jpg

[Gusto Brunt]

https://i.ibb.co/9HqKvyVN/ARISTA-S-CAFE-TIBB-10-08-2025-06-53-41.jpg

:D :joker:

[Ammi]

-pops in for a sleepy time tea-

…Arista’s handmade/personalised teabags are legendary…and for you/the traveller…he’s created the perfect tea-time brew…

https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/creative-tea-bag-packaging-designs-45-573c592911cb8__700.jpg

[Ammi]

https://i.ibb.co/9HqKvyVN/ARISTA-S-CAFE-TIBB-10-08-2025-06-53-41.jpg

:D :joker:

…that’s amazing…:lovedup:…:laugh:..

[Gusto Brunt]

…that’s amazing…:lovedup:…:laugh:..

:hee:

[Ammi]

I'm just going to talk to the shadowy figure over by the Window.

And I'll have an English Breakfast please.

https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/5-658ec98556460__700.jpg

[Ammi]

…@Mystic Mock …enjoy!!!…

https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/image-64d121551b8ac__700.jpg

[Mystic Mock]

…@Mystic Mock …enjoy!!!…

https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/image-64d121551b8ac__700.jpg

Thank you Ammi.:wavey:

[Ammi]

…it’s £12 Tuesday…two pizzas and two glasses of Arista’s house wine for £12…book a table because it’s gonna get busy…


https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/interesting-restaurants-bars-21-664220d7a0123__700.jpg


…get down and funky…

[Kate!]

Special offer for birthday boys MTVN and jones89

All alcoholic beverages 2 for 1 happy 'hour' for each of you. 6pm till midnight.

[Ammi]

…on bank holiday weekends, some customers visit Arista’s for the craic…and some visit for the kraken pie…

https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/60e55408caef7_fakylrl7fsl01__700.jpg?utm_campaign= rebelboost_true

[Ammi]

…Fun Friday/or in his cafe, Arista calls it Feckless Friday Special…pistachio, Tiramisu, Strawberry Cheesecake and Nutella & Banana croissants…2 for 1, mix and match etc…


https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/662c85ca9fcc8_ow95i06jgoua1-png__700.jpg

[Kate!]

September specials on the menu.

Luxury half price desserts with every meal deal purchased.

[arista]

On bank holiday weekends, some customers
visit Arista’s for the craic…and some visit for
the kraken pie…


Real Tasty

[arista]

https://i.ibb.co/9HqKvyVN/ARISTA-S-CAFE-TIBB-10-08-2025-06-53-41.jpg

:D :joker:


Yes, they get Free Food
as they know the stars

[arista]

…Arista baked a chocolate cake especially for post shift chill time…

https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/662c8c9f196ba_wk5qilbi835b1__700.jpg


We are going to do a Single Square
small version for a £2 coin

All in a box,

[Ammi]

…thank you Mistarista, you make a very nice morning coffee…

https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/rescue-dog-restaurants-food-instagram-popeyethefoodie-31-5810581479d98__700.jpg

[Crimson Dynamo]

Has this cafe gone touchscreen? :suspect:

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[Ray.]

So...what is this thread for?

[arista]

So...what is this thread for?


This is a Funky Cafe
I started many years ago

Ammi took over the management
increasing the customers

[arista]

https://www.bettys.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/6916aab0bdbf69d5fe7ff0b530661c40/s/p/spring-fondant-fancies-box-og-6-2005220-25-v1.jpg


New Brought in
Fondant Fancies Specials
One Free
with every Tea or Coffee


https://www.bettys.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/6916aab0bdbf69d5fe7ff0b530661c40/s/p/spring-fondant-fancies-box-og-6-2005220-25-v3.jpg


Top Quality
at the Arista Cafe



Ray this is a Mega Deal

[Crimson Dynamo]

i do like a fancy

[Ammi]

…Arista’s Cafe is thinking of going mobile and expanding its business and coffee empire…

https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/5b07c5bd704f2_13garkq0crxz__700.jpg

[Ammi]

…and Arista’s new mobile logo…


https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/creative-coffee-shops-20-5b081e424a07a__700.jpg

[James]

There's a real Arista Cafe in Chester, and one in Brentford.

[Ammi]

…our Arista is expanding his empire day by day…:love:… and yeah, James … they do seem to be a bit global as well…I guess that name for a coffee shop is the play on words of Barista/Arista, isn’t it…I do feel that our Arista had/named the original, though…

[arista]

There's a real Arista Cafe in Chester, and one in Brentford.



https://chesternow.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/arista-coffe-chester-station.jpeg

Large Photo
from Chester

[Ammi]

…Arista Halloween breakfast specials all week…

https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/skull-egg-mold-egg-o-matic-2.jpg

[Ammi]

https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/skull-egg-mold-egg-o-matic-5.jpg

[Ammi]

…some of Arista’s Christmas/December specials ….

Brie, Bacon And Cranberry Toastie…

https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/DDHrFPQopWc-png__700.jpg

[Ammi]

…a Christmas wreath pizza…(…suitable for the meat eaters and non meat eaters…)…

https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/DB7oINYT4eF-png__700.jpg

[Ammi]

…cinnamon rolls in a Christmas Bow…?..

https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/DCwk3RlvsWC-png__700.jpg

[Gusto Brunt]

Ray this is a Mega Deal

I used to love those.