Scotland will use Lazers to help keep Sea Gulls away

[arista]

To help keep very young children safer.


[Communities across Scotland are to
benefit from a new £100,000 fund to tackle
disruptive seagull populations.

SNP minister Jim Fairlie announced
the move ahead of a special summit
in Inverness aimed at addressing the
impact of urban gulls.]

https://www.scotsman.com/news/politics/pitiful-ps100k-funding-announced-to-tackle-menacing-seagulls-heres-where-it-could-go-5328449




[It triggers the bird's natural survival instincts,
causing them to fly away. Following a sustained
and continuous presence of
the moving laser beam, 24 hours a
day seven days a week,
a previously infested area becomes free
of birds as their behaviour adapts to the
presence of a perceived threat.]

https://www.scotsman.com/jpim-static/image/2025/09/22/12/08/Funding-of-100-000-announced-to-tackle-seagull-disruption.jpeg?trim=0,1,0,0&crop=&width=640&quality=65



Was part of the LBC headlines.

[Benjamin]

That sounds fun. Can I play?

[Crimson Dynamo]

https://imgflip.com/s/meme/Inhaling-Seagull.jpg

[arista]

That sounds fun. Can I play?


It is not a game
It is for the protection of very young kids,

[Benjamin]

It is not a game
It is for the protection of very young kids,

Sounds like a game to me. I’ll play.

[MTVN]

Sounds very stressful for the poor gulls

[arista]

Sounds like a game to me. I’ll play.


You are not a Scottish Council Member.

[Benjamin]

You are not a Scottish Council Member.

Not yet…

[Zizu]

Maybe we can try the lasers on the real pests … the bladdy illegal boat people coming in each and every day


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[Benjamin]

Maybe we can try the lasers on the real pests … the bladdy illegal boat people coming in each and every day


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Well that didn’t take long for that comment.

[arista]

Sounds very stressful for the poor gulls


Sure,
but at least the very young kids will be safe

[Benjamin]

Sure,
but at least the very young kids will be safe

People need to stop feeding them for a start (the gulls not their kids). Same for pigeons.

[arista]

Maybe we can try the lasers on the real pests … the bladdy illegal boat people coming in each and every day





No they could drown

[arista]

People need to stop feeding them for a start (the gulls not their kids). Same for pigeons.

Of course, Ben.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Maybe we can try the lasers on the real pests … the bladdy illegal boat people coming in each and every day


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People need to stop feeding them for a start

Indeed :hee:

[MTVN]

People need to stop feeding them for a start (the gulls not their kids). Same for pigeons.

What's wrong with pigeons, lovely intelligent creatures

[Benjamin]

What's wrong with pigeons, lovely intelligent creatures

People feeding them encourages them to be pests.

[arista]

What's wrong with pigeons, lovely intelligent creatures

Yes, they helped in WW2,


It will not hurt them to be moved on a bit

[arista]

£100,000 funding has been given

[arista]

Report Now on Ch5HDnews Live

[arista]

Report Over

[emseateng2014]

to quote dr evil " laser "

[Mystic Mock]

Maybe we can try the lasers on the real pests … the bladdy illegal boat people coming in each and every day


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I wouldn't mind trying the lasers on the Paedophiles instead tbh.